Hello, hello, darlings. I’m here.
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
You can ask me anything you want, like if I sleep in pajamas or not, or where I hide my candy, or will I teach you how to fart glitter (I won’t, sorry, trade secret). Also, for every question you ask you must send me a diamond, or a bag of cash, or, okay, if you’re poor I’ll take socks or plum jam. Or you can send me your grandma’s jewelry. I don’t mind. I’ll take it. As a thanks for my time. See? I’m very generous and not... See More
demanding at all, right? Right.
So go ahead. Don’t be shy. I won’t bite. Well, maybe a little.