“How does it feel to be drama free?” Xander asked sitting next to me.
“Great.” I said as he handed me a can of coke. “You shouldn’t be drinking..”
“Just one bottle. Jee.” He rolled his eyes.
“You’re not a violent drunk are you?” I panicked.
He looked at me confused and back at the bottle. Then he put it back in the fridge and took out a can of coke. Then sat back down next to me. “Don’t worry. I won’t drink.”
“You’re scared. I don’t want you to feel like that. Especially in your own home.” He said.
“..I ruin it all for you..don’t I..”
“No. You don’t. You’ve been through a lot..and I can’t let you go through more pain and worry. But how are you feeling?”
“I’m still confused and worried..if Jay..”
“It’s okay.” He sighed. Then his phone started ringing. “Hi Mase.”
“Is Sky there?”
“Yeah.” Xander said giving the phone to me.
“Hey.” I said.
“We’re gonna do a live stream. On Twitch and playing Among us.”
“Okay, I’m gonna go upstairs.”
“Hurry up. We got twenty minutes to set everything up.”
“Okay. See you soon.” I said cutting the call. “Where’s my phone?”
“It’s..let me go. In case Alex sees you. He might..you know..lose it.”
I looked down at my hands anxiously. “I’m scared he’ll hit me.”
“He won’t. As long as you steer clear away from his diary.” He said going upstairs. Seconds later he came back downstairs and gave me my phone.
“Thanks.” I said.
“No probs.” He said. Then the door knocked. My body suddenly tensed. “Sky, what’s wrong?”
He looked at me confused and sighed. “You’re scared?”
“Check who it is. Don’t open the door.”
“Sky, don’t worry. They’re behind bars. It’s probably Chris and the lot.”
“Yeah.” I mumbled. He was about to get up but I grabbed onto his hand.
“Sorry.” I said. He was expecting me to let go but I couldn’t.
“Okay, come with me.” He said helping me up. We went to the front door and I peeked through the hole. “It’s them.”
“Okay, go to your room. Don’t worry. No one’s gonna hurt you. Not on my watch. Yeah?”
“And if the door knocks, I’ll double check.”
I went upstairs and started setting everything up. “Hey guys.” I said once I put the code in.
“Hey Sky.” They all said.
“I guess everyone in the chat’s excited to see me again.” I said reading the comments. Then the game started. I’m impostor.
I heard sobbing in Alex’s room. Quiet..wait..what happened? I quickly got up and left my room, then peeked inside Alex’s room. I saw Xander hugging him and telling him it’s gonna be okay. I knocked and went inside. “Hey guys.”
“Sky please leave.” Alex said wiping his tears.
“Sky I don’t need you right now.”
“Alex don’t speak to her like that.”
“It’s fine. I was just concerned.” I said leaving the room. I sat on my bed and started humming. Then I got a notification. Someone has liked my video. I’ve gotten a few millions with my proposal video and with the ice prank and also..the ‘fake death’ prank which was not funny. Then I got a comment by the same person.
I opened YouTube and went into MY YouTube channel. Then looked at the comment section.
nescafefoking: Can you do a Corpse Husband song reaction video?
snawfhandshake: Can you react to AGORAPHOBIC? I think you could relate to it a lot.
sambarcongolese: Can you react to White Tee?
thranduilarmpit: Can you react to Corpse Husband?
slowmaxwell: Can you react to E-girls are ruining my life?
carillonmazipan: Can you react to Corpse Husband pleaseeee
I looked at twenty more until I realised. He must be famous? Or she? “Corpse Husband...?” I sighed. “Two videos in one day, lucky treat.” I smiled as I set everything back up.
“Hey crewmates! I’m back with a second video today. I read some of the comments and all of you are asking for me to do a reaction video to Corspe’s music? So Imma go ahead and do one. What type of name is that? No judgement.”
“He does Among Us? That’s crazy. He’s got fucking 7.5 million subscribers. Woah.” I scoffed. “Okay, so first song I’m gonna react to is, E-girls are ruining my life.” I said pressing on it and pausing it. “Okay, so this song has got fucking 29 MILLION VIEWS?! His videos must be good, like for real. 29, like wha..29?! Okay 1:46 mins. Okay, lets listen.” I said playing the okay button. “Guys I really--”
CHOKE ME LIKE--
I paused it and gasped. “HOLY SHIT!!!”
“Woah, wait. What the, oh, my bad--”
“Wait, come, Alex. Is this auto tuned?” I asked giving him my head phones.
“Nope. That’s Corpse--”
“No this is crazy...how the fuck is his voice so low.”
“You have a boyfriend. Remember that. And I’m sorry for before.” Alex said leaving the room.
I looked at the camera completely speech less. “This is real? No way.” I said putting my head phones back on.
CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME--
“His voice is so unique.” I said still shook.
LOWKEY WANNA DATE M,E WHEN YOU F*** ME
TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINSAW
BABY I’M NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON
“This guy..” I covered my face with my hands. “OH MY GOD!!”
SHE A FREAK LIL BAD H*E
GASPARE TOLD ME KILL IT, I SAID LET ME GRAB MY DEATH NOTE--
“He likes anime?”
SHE PULL ME IN LIKE A LASSO
SAYING THAT SHE KNOW ME BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER @ THO--
AINT NO DADDY ISSUES, THEN I WON’T EVEN BOTHER--”
SHE SAY I KILL HER CAT, LIKE I’M LUKA MAGNOTTA--
“Oh my god..”
REAL BAD B*TCH, P***Y BALD LIKE SAITAMA
THEY USED TO HATE ME, NOW THEY WANT ME B*TCH, I FEEL LIKE I’M GAARA--
“This guy! He can rap..goddamn!”
GIRL YOU F***IN WITH THE WRONG ONE F*CK HIS TEAM, F*CK YOUR CLIQUE, B*TCH I’M ON ONE F*CK YOUR STREAM,
I gasped. “I’ve fallen in love!!”
F*CK YOUR CL*P, YOU AIN’T SAW ONE GOT YOUR B*TCH ON MY D****,
“HOLY FUCK THE FUCK..THIS GUY..THE HELL..WHERE WAS HE? I’M SUBSCRIBING. Defo.”
LIKE SHE WANT ONE--
“Okay, now I need to repent for my sins.” I said laughing hysterically. “Oh my god! This guy, is his voice real?”
SHE GOT DEATH NOTES
DEAD SOULS SPLIT
DYE CHAIN COLD
“Wait! This is Savage Gasp? It is!”
THINK I FELL IN LOVE WHEN
SHE SAID GRAB ME BY THE NECK THO ALL THRU THE NIGHT
COLDER THAN ICE I SWEAR THESE GOTH GIRLS RLY FINNA FUCK UP MY LIFE
BAT WING FLY LIKE THE MOON IN THE SKY SHE JUST LOOKING THRU MY SOUL WITH THOSE SHINIGAMI EYES
“That’s good. They’re both creative like fuck.”
COKE IN MY NOSE AND A BLADE ON HER THIGH MAN I THINK THIS GIRL IS REALLY TRYNA PLAN MY DEMISE
IT’S THE PUMPKIN PATCH KING WITH THE CORPSE WITH THE RING
AND SHE WOULD FUCK MY BEST FRIEND IF I DIED HERE TODAY
I screamed. “Oh my god!!” I looked at the camera. “Is this Corpse’s real voice? Savage Gasp what the fuck?! Man’s sounding like Corpse. You know, I love that bit at the end, if I died here today. Damn this guy..shout out to Savage Gasp!! And Corpse! Lets listen to Corpse’s voice.” I said pressing the search tab.
“So, the third video is with Jason. I follow Jason, and I know he’s a right laugh. So, I’m gonna watch it.
“Yeah, thank you, thank you.” Corpse said.
“WOAH!!” Jason stopped sipping his smoothie. “Who’s voice was that? That was sexy.”
Everyone started laughing. I too. Jason’s expression was priceless.
“Wait, why are we laughing? who was that?”
“Corpse, everybody, Corpse.” Julien said.
Everyone started greeting him. Then he said, “Hello.” In his deep voice which just turned me on.
“Oh my fuck, Hi Corpse. Whach you doing tonight?”
Everyone started laughing while I on the other hand, was laughing and absolutely shocked.
“Playing Among Us.” Corpse replied.
“Oh my god!” Jason blushed turning away from the camera.
“Corpse, does it get annoying, does it get annoying at all any time you meet new people they’re like, wow!” Eefin asked.
“Er, no, but I’ll get all the questions out the way, I’ve never smoked before--”
I paused the video and looked at the camera. “What?” I mouthed. Then played it.
“I didn’t just wake up.”
I raised my eyebrows. No, that’s kinda like the twins, Alex 1.1 and Xander’s voice. They’re deep in the morning. But nowhere compared to Corpse. “Guys, I have a boyfriend. I need to pull it all together. Don’t let him down. Not Corpse.” I said as I tried not to laugh. “What is wrong with me. I’m not a huge simp.”
“What about the question, can you whisper it in my ear?” Jason asked.
“There’s no voice changer. That’s another question.” Julien said.
“How the fuck is his voice so deep tho?” I asked looking at the camera. “Genetics?”
“There’s no water damage here.” Jcyrus added.
I burst out laughing and so did they. This is hilarious. The fuck?
“Water damage?” I laughed looking at the camera.
“Oh shit, did you all hear that?” Jason said doing his tasks. “His voice, you know, gives you a rumble in your booty. If you know what I mean.”
I started laughing again and covered my mouth.
“Oh.” Corpse said out of nowhere. He was AFK for about 1 minute I think. I jumped. “Holy shit his voice is deep!” I cussed.
“Calm down. Okay, I’ll calm down.”
“Yeah Jason. Calm down.” I said trying to stop giggling.
“I was AFK because you guys thought I was joking about the eye patch--”
“First off, his voice feels like it’s touching me. I can feel it. And second off, eye patch?”
“But I was actually serious.”
“Explain more, explain more.” Jason said. At that I was dying.
“Come on Jason.” I said. Then cleared my throat. “I’m not simping. I’m being very, very, very, very, very..never mind.”
“Yeah, yeah. Where are you doing? What are you saying?” Julian I think, asked Corpse.
“Look, I I just, that’s why I said oh, when I came back because I didn’t know where we still, like I didn’t know the game had started.”
Jason’s dying in the corner. His mouth is open with shock.
“I am not AFK striding like Charlie I swear. I swear I wasn’t actually here.”
“Okay, Chris where were you?” Some girl asked.
“I believe him right away, I mean, jeez.” I raised my eyebrows.
Jason was holding his knees, and laughing. His face was red. Goddamn.
“Jason where were you?”
“I was just, I was just listening to Deep Daddy.” He said. Then froze. “No--”
“Deep daddy?” I took my head phones off and started laughing. I think I laughed for a few minutes until I..until I had calmed down.
“I need to cut that bit out. I need to. This is gonna be a meme. Like, I should start watching Valkyrae and Sykkuno. I mean, Pokimane, Toast, Dream and Kyle. Damn, it’s been MONTHS!!! Four I think? I used to be obsessed! You guys know.” I raised my eyebrows. “Oh and my favorite Irish YouTuber, Jacksepticeye.”
I went to the search bar.
“Holy shit, he plays with CORPSE?! Wait,”
“She also plays with him..wait, Toast and Sykkuno. I have been living under a rock haven’t I.” I sighed looking at the camera. “They’ve all been playing with Corpse?! That’s amazing. Crazy! Oh my god..I can’t believe it..wait, I know some of you told me to react to Agoraphobic so I’m gonna react to it.” I said.
“Here goes nothing.” I said clicking on the video. “Why is he not saying anything?” I said 15 seconds in. “Just tune or is he actually gonna--”
"Yeah, yeah." He said.
“OH MY GOD!!!” I screamed. “Okay, okay, Noah, I am so so sorry.” I said.
"Cuz, I can’t do shit--”
“Oh my god..this guy is amazing..” I said shocked restarting the video.
I can’t do shit right, can’t learn my lesson,
I can’t do shit right, take anti-depressants
Illness and welfare robbed my adolescence,
My friends probably hate me, can’t answer a message--
“Guys, these lyrics, like right now, just a few seconds in and he’s just..I can feel the pain right now.” I said looking at the screen. “I learnt about Agoraphobia a few weeks, months ago. Before the lift incident. Maybe a few days before that. So, basically, Agoraphobia is a type of anxiety but really bad anxiety. Like social anxiety. A place where it’s hard to escape from or places where you feel really self conscious and scared. Specific environments trigger panic attacks which makes the people avoid going to that place. It’s horrible. I mean, some people are stuck in their own homes.” I said sighing and resuming the video.
Filled with anxiety, always be hiding me--
“Wait, he’s a faceless YouTuber. I mean, I haven’t seen his face. Like..” I went back to the search bar.
CORPSE HUSBAND FACE
“Oh. There’s no face.” I said. “So he’s a face less YouTuber.” I said going back to the video. “Now I get the anxiety. A bit.”
Feeling inadequate’s always been driving me
Not a role model, that’s not what I strive to be
Can’t go outside, I’m afraid they be finding me--
I quickly paused the video and turned my thinking brain on. “I, I think what he means by that is he’s scared to go outside because some, I’m assuming people, will be trying to find him..but why? Or..wait, he’s a face less YouTube...wait, he’s on about us guys. He’s scared we’ll find out who he is. I think?”
Paranoid bout my privacy
And they’re always asking questions bout my face,
Fucking caught my own reflection,
Broke a mirror the other day--
I looked at the camera devastated. “Ouch. I feel..like..this is really hard..”
Gotta load of bad shit that I’m taking to my grave
Got a fucking date with death
On house arrest till trial date
So I grab the red wine on rainy days and then I pour it
Cuz I’ll age another fucking thousand days before I know it--
“How can someone be that talented?”
Yeah I’ll spend em all inside
Waste my time while I’m scrolling
“Well put.” I said smiling. “This guy has practically talked about his whole life in less than three minutes. I can feel the pain in his words and voice, I mean, he managed to rhyme the words, and...I can’t believe this. I mean, this guy is legit. I can’t believe how talented he is. I was so busy simping for his voice, I still am, that I actually didn’t realise his talent. Well, he probably has another talent but hey, he’s nailed rap. He’s touched my heart. Shout out to him. Guys you need to follow him. I actually wanna learn more about him. I’ll do a reaction video about..”
The Tragic Life of Corpse Husband (Face Reveal, Early Life, Voice Condition, Eye Patch & More)
“Okay, I’ll film it in like, two seconds. I cannot wait.” I said. “But as always, make sure to subscribe, like and comment on what you want for the next next video. You never know if I’ll reply. Joking, I reply to every comment. Yup. No cap. Bye crewmates!” I said.
I cut the recording and started a fresh one. “Hi crewmates, it’s your girl Sky here today with a new video. I am gonna react to Corpse Husband. I’m gonna learn about his life and more about his back ground.
I sat down and clicked on the video.
The Tragic Life of Corpse Husband (Face Reveal, Early Life, Voice Condition, Eye Patch & More)
"So crewmates, don't forget to like, subscribe and comment on my next video." I said standing up. Then I accidentally tripped onto a wire and hit my head on the table. I rubbed it for a while and looked around. “I think I may have a minor concussion.” I said ending the video. I staggered out the room and down the stairs--
“SKY!” Xander shouted.
I tripped down the stairs hitting my head again.
“Sky?” I heard Xander wake me up. “You okay?”
“Yeah.” I said sitting up. Then I suddenly remembered. I felt my forehead and there was a bump on the left side. “It’s big.”
“I checked it.” He said touching it. “And also Alex 1.1 came and checked it. It’s okay. But if you feel anymore pain, ring her or we go to A&E.”
“Okay.” I said.
“You reacted to Corpse’s video?”
“You watched it?”
“I helped you edit it. Both of them.”
“Your expressions were priceless.”
"I bet." I sighed sitting up.
"The thumbnail is hilarious. And I'm gonna go toilet. Until then, don't hurt yourself."
"Fingers crossed I won't." I smiled as he left. I'm not clumsy.
I stood up and left the room, going downstairs. I went into the living room and saw Alex. "Hey Alex."
"Hey Sky, how are you now?"
"Great." I said. "No sarcasm there."
"I hate the energy vibe you're giving here."
"So do I." I sighed and took my phone out. I went upstairs and into my room. Then took my ear phones out and started watching Corpse Husband playing Among Us.
4 hour live stream? Good enough for me. That's what Sykkuno always says. Damn I miss them all.
"Sky, it's dinner time." Alex 1.2 said coming into my room. "How long have you been watching Corpse?"
I stared at the huge logo in front of me. REDFORD. It was a vehicle store with luxurious cars and motor--