Come Find Me
Stan and Kyle were at a sleepover when their package arrived. Kyle opened it and to their surprise, inside was their desiguses. Toolshead and the Kite, both were inside, neither knew why until they found their letter burried further inside. Kyle read it outloud for the both of them to hear, and with map in hand, they set out to do, what they thought was crystal clear. Dear Stan and Kyle, this is my backup. Please give chaos support and become his cohorts, inorder to save me, and everyone else.
Cartman woke up to his mom's yelling. He was bellering back quite quick, but his mother was sick of his bullshit. She opened his package and read him his letter. Dear mr Coon, I know who you are. Assist Choas and Kyle or else there'll be a cost. He was going to go back to sleep but his mom made him do something better, so with the letter the coon was off into the daylight hours, hunting for the triple J or the chaotic proffessor.
Butters was the first to arrive at the Cult's house and entered, finding it as quite as a mouse. He slunk in and found it quite bare, except for another letter and piece of paper. He picked up the letter with his, Kyle, Eric, and Stan's secret identities writen on it. He opened it up and read the update.
Now that you're here, I fear I will not be, so I'm leaving this here. This is clipping of what they've been planning, I stole it from them, please use it carefully.
Unlike the origninal letters this was written very slopply, as though Kenny was in a rush. Butters knew he needed help and went out, with the paper, map, and letters in hand to find the superheroes and win back their friend.
Butters eventually found all three outside of his house. Butters called to them and they asked him what he was doing. Butter's shared his letter and the others did the same. Butters held out the paper and other letter to Kyle, and told of the journy to the cult's lair, with quite a brilliant flare. The others listened intently, unsure of what to expect. Once butter's was done the four red the paper, on it was the locations the cult was moving to in the coming weeks, before they allow Cuthulu and the mysterious faceless shepard to rise.Kyle suggested they quick do their research and the others agreed, except for butters, thinking this was their only lead. However Kyle, brainy as he is, did the stupid route and descided for them to research and they went to his house. The four searched for the shepard and they found the shocking reveal of Kenny being unable to die. They didn't think it was real, but they felt the need to rush to their friend's side and apologize. They instantly searched the next location and together journyed without hesitation.Now you guys may despise these riddles I divised. You need to come find me, or else it's goodbye you guys.
At the next location they found another letter and empty space. Butters quickly opened it and began to cry, missing the boy that would sometimes hold his hand. He felt the deeper feeling described in books, everytime Kenny gave him one of his hearfelt tooks. It made Butters feel tingly inside, but now was not the time for rememberance, and Kyle snatched the sheet, while Cartman called Butters a fag. Stan shushed him and began to read the letter.Cuthulu will reign, this is his domain, I'm sorry dear butters, I think I've gone nutters.
The four agreed to imediately move on to the next location, Stan handing butters some tissues from his utility belt as they moved outside. The four imediately noticed an odd occurance in the sky. There were swirling, swooping, purple clouds blocking out the blue of their eternal wintertime. Kyle insiting they were clouds that only appeared when the sheapard was coming or had come. They ran full force to the next location and found it packed, but not with people, with Cuthulu like creatures, a spinning vortex, another letter and an insanely laughing kenny. Butter was about to rush to kenny but Stan and Cartman held him back while Kyle read the note.Now I'm sincerly insane, I'm also in very much in pain, with memories unknown incasing my mind, I fear there will not be much of Kenny to find. If you discover me on the ground, shivering and shaking, please do not think twice, kill me on sight. It's what's best for the world, and I know that it's right. Or else the faceless shepard will rise this night. Butters was crying once more and ran to kenny who stopped laughing and smiled sincerly before shaking and getting a look of fear then going back to maniacal. The maniac kenny handed butters a letter, patted his head, then moved out with his creatures. Butters called for him but it was no use. His kenny was not coming back. Butters quitely opened the letter, discovering two, one just for him and one for all four. He read the one for all outloud.I guess this is goodbye you guys. The shepard has won, but he promised not to hurt anyone I cared about, which, I suppose, is the best outcome possible. It was either this or everyone was hurt or injured. I know you will miss me, but I hope you can move on. Just make sure to take care of my sister, okay?
Later that evening butters locked himself in his room and cried himself to sleep. His dad later broke into the room and read the final words of Kenny.This is my last message, with only me in my head, the shepard is encroaching, and I fear that he'll find my love for you, dear butters, and black mail my mind. I'll fork over control this night, should you be safe, even if it is not what is right. I love you Butters and I'm sorry we didn't get all the time I promised you, or the kiss I swore I'd give you once you were ready. I miss you already. I don't know how I'd survive trapped in my own mind with out the memories of us together, and dreams of our own little piece of forever. Goodbye dear Leapold, Butters, Stoch, know I will always love you, Kenny McCormick.
-And that was Bunny and Riddles, a request. I tried to incoperate rhyme into it but I don't think that it went as well as I had pictured. I will be uploading this as a themes chapter and it's own one-shot because I just want more people to see it, and I just think it is that good. Hope you enjoyed it.