Why must I die?

CARTMAN! and Karen

Kenny was having a blast all day, everyone in his class finally believed him! He actually had his hood down, and was answering questions about how his deaths happened. Cartman approached him when the class was on the way to lunch. "I remembered before this." Kenny stared at him confused.

"What the heck do you mean fat-ass?" Cartman shook his head smiling.

"I remembered your deaths." Kenny got a look of anger.

"AND YOU DIDN"T TELL ME?!" Cartman shrugged.

"There was nothing in it for me." Kenny was obviously pissed.

"Alright! You are not my best friend. In fact, I don't think you ever were!" Kenny left him standing in the middle of the hallway. Stan and Kyle were already eating and asked him what was wrong.

"Fucking fat-ass knew about my deaths and didn't tell me." The two stared at him in shock.

"Are you serious?" Stan asked. Kenny nodded. "We should kill him!" Kyle nodded.

"Yeah! He's a bastard!" Kenny shook his head.

"Guys, that's something he would do. Let's just ignore him for a while." The others nodded, and left it at that.

The rest of the day went nicely for Kenny. Mr. Garrison just let them converse about Kenny's deaths and assigned them a paper on them. Kenny walked Karen home, and locked her in her room. He appeared to her as Mysterion, and told her about Kenny having a secret.

"Your older brother-" Mysterion started.

"Kevin?" Karen interrupted. Mysterion shook his head.

"No, Kenny." She nodded, blushing. "Good guess though." She laughed at that.

"So, what about him?" She asked.

"He has a secret. He recently told it to some members of his class but it's a bad secret so he can't tell you yet." She nodded.

"Do you know it?" He nodded. "Will you tell me when it's time?" He smiled.

"I'll leave that to him, unless he asks me." She looked a bit disappointed, so he gave her a quick hug. "Okay?"

Karen smiled. "Alright, Guardian angel." He gave her another hug, then went to his position on her window.

"Goodnight Karen." She waved goodbye as he dropped to the ground. She then got in bed and slept.

Kenny then spent the rest of the night attacking criminals, reporting graffiti, and thinking up ways to find out why he dies. He wrote down some of these into a notepad he carried around to report the graffiti and other minor crimes he saw. So far he had a list.

Find the cult of Cutulu.

They could possibly have answers because of his parents going there. They may have even started a ritual on him!

Talk to Mint Berry Crunch.

He discovered his own powers, and a different planet. His race could have answers for him

Talk to Damien/Satan next time he went to hell.

He already goes to hell all the time, so why not chat for a bit while he was there?

Talk to the Mole.

He saved his life, by bringing him back in the war against Canada. He seemed to remember the last time they spoke. However, he may be hard to find, due to The Mole and Gregory moving to Great Britain.

Find Pip.

Pip had gone missing for a while now, and may have some insight now that he has been gone.

Kenny sighed, now sitting on a rooftop. He had no idea what to do now. He checked his watch. It was only 11. He could always just shoot himself to bed. However he already missed last night, and he did not want to skip out on his watch over the city. So there Kenny sat, until a fat kid in a raccoon costume approached him from behind.

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