The Aurseize

Part One: Parallel Park The Macarena

Jade woke up the next morning and got dressed for work. She apparated to the Ministry and found Parvati chattering away with a beautiful looking woman who looked happy to see Jade.

"Hello!" the woman said springing up and shaking hands with Jade.

"Er…hi. Do I know you?" Jade asked.

"Jade this is Lavender Brown!" Parvati said. Jade remembered Aunt Muriel telling her that Lavender Brown exceeded society norms by turning into a high class escort.

"Oh! Lavender!" Jade said.

"You don't remember me do you?" she asked seeing Jade shake her head.

"To be honest no…but I've heard…stuff." Jade said, not wanting to be rude about Lavender's day and night job. Lavender dismissed it with a wave.

"Oh don't worry about gossip. I actually love my job. Parvati told me that you were working as an Aurseize now. I heard you were also going to capture Draco Malfoy?" Lavender said, clasping her hands together.

"Let's hope." Jade said seeing Lavender's lips curling into a sneer.

"You better go catch that cocksucker soon." She said.

Jade left the office wondering how many other women were wronged and played silly by Malfoy. Even Lavender Brown wanted her to catch Malfoy and she was an escort herself. Malfoy must have really embarrassed them.

Jade went to make a visit to Charles Greem's office to ask about Malfoy and the case that was hanging over the Ministry's head, especially hers. Jade knocked on Charles Greem's door, hearing him permit her entrance. Jade walked in, seeing Charles a balding man in his 40's greeting Jade. He smiled and offered her a seat, straightening his tie.

"I've heard that my brother was found dead in front of your door?" Charles Greem asked before Jade could even introduce herself.

"Yes that's true but-"

"Why was he put in front of your doorstep? Did you know him? Did he know you?" Charles grilled. Jade wanted to cry, this was not going the way she wanted it to go.

"I didn't know him at all. I swear." Jade said.

"Then why did the murderer put Richard on your doorstep?!" Charles asked, his face starting to turn red.

"Listen I'm really sorry about your brother's death but I don't know why the killer put your brother's body on my doorstep. I came here to ask you a couple of questions regarding Draco Malfoy who is wanted by the Ministry and I would really appreciate it if you told me-"

"That's none of your business." He said. Jade pursed her lips and showed him the papers of her right to capture Malfoy.

"This actually is my business Mr. Greem. I'm supposed to bring Malfoy in and on top of that, I'm in the middle of this mess while the murderer is out there, thinking it's a great idea to leave dead bodies outside of my flat. Now if I don't have your cooperation now, by my Aunt Muriel's good genes I will turn you into a blob full of goo with just one evil eye!" Jade burst. Charles gaped at Jade who sat down and made herself comfortable.

"Draco was right…you really are a lunatic." Charles said after gaping at Jade for a few seconds.

"Pervnas took out a couple of loans from David and was unable to pay for a single Knut for the many times we paid a visit for him to pay us back but he wouldn't. That night, when David went to confront Pervnas, that was also the night Auror Malfoy walked in to catch Pervnas for selling illegal wands. There was a fight and according to Mr. Malfoy, he dropped his wand when going after Pervnas and when he came back, David was…" Charles said, taking a moment.

"Anyways…" Charles continued. "Auror Malfoy was framed then when he was found with the murder weapon in his hand and David's dead body." Charles said.

"The other person killing David doesn't make much sense." Jade said seeing Charles nod.

"It doesn't until you find out that it wasn't Pervnas who needed the loans, it was his father. We've tried looking up Pervnas's father and it would come up to a George Henley who is nowhere to be found. There are no records of him even using magic. It's quite possible that George Henley has changed his name and identity or is possibly even dead, which makes Pervnas the murderer." Charles said.

Jade chewed on her thumbnail, not entirely convinced that it would be Pervnas to murder David or Richard. Pervnas was terrified of even thinking about who had done the murders and refused to give up his name. It was highly possible that Pervnas's father, George Henley was behind all this, but where was he?

"Well I'll be going now. Thank you Mr. Greem for your cooperation." Jade said getting up.

"My pleasure." Mr. Greem said extending his hand for Jade to shake. "Listen, I wasn't trying to be harsh. Draco Malfoy asked me not to extend any courtesy to you about the case. Why don't you and I catch up for dinner tonight?" Charles asked, still holding on to her hand.

"Er…" Jade said trying to pull away. "I don't think so but thank you anyways." Jade said. She tried twisting her hand away but Charles held on to it tighter.

"No one says no to me." Charles said. He let her hand go and Jade instantly took a few steps back from him. "Think about it…good day Miss Weasley." He said pleasantly. Jade muttered 'freak' under her breath and quickly left the building.

Jade walked out Charles's office, rubbing her arm and scowling. She had her head bent, wondering just what in the world this world was coming to. Was decency a thing of the past now?

Jade looked up and waited for the muggle streetlight to clear so she could start waking again. When the light changed, Jade looked to both sides and started walking. In a flash, a dark green car came screeching to a halt in front of her.

"What the…" Jade said seeing Malfoy get out of the car and slam the door behind him.

"I told you not to follow me." He said furiously. Jade held up her hands, seeing him stop in front of her. "You're not going to let me go are you?" he asked.

Jade gave him a mouth shrug and slowly shook her head.

Draco smiled in disbelief and ran his hand through his hair. Jade watched him shake his head and have a moment of his own 'I-don't-believe-this'. He turned his eyes towards her, looking at her coldly.

"What?" Jade asked.

Draco took a few swift steps up to her, grabbed her by the waist and pulled her towards him. He swooped in, kissing her fully. Jade was caught off guard by him. His appearance was so sudden just like this kiss. He ran his hand down her back and Jade shuddered. If it was one thing that Jade ever learned in her life; no other man made her feel this powerless and mushy before. Draco broke off the kiss and pulled back, grinning at Jade.

"You're not as annoying now." He said, brushing her cheek with his thumb. Jade's knees gave it out and were turned into Jell-O. After all these years, he still had that charm about him that she couldn't resist.

"I…take you...Ministry." Jade said in a daze. He smiled and broke his gaze from her, looking around.

"Not today love." He said grabbing her face. He pressed a kiss to her lips and released her. Jade watched him quickly make his way into his car and he stuck his hand out, waving something at Jade. When Jade finally realized that he was waving her wand, Jade let out a string of profanities and looked around for a muggle car to follow him.

Jade slipped inside of a large Jeep and looked at the steering wheel, the various buttons, gear and foot pedals.

"Oh my God! What do I do? What do I do?!" Jade asked herself? She started pressing buttons and the radio blared on and Jade slapped her hands to her ears.

When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say that I´m buena
They all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
And if your good I take you home with me

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena

"Shut up! Shut up!" Jade screamed at the buttons.

She looked up to see Draco looking at her from the other side of the street, laughing himself to death. She could have sworn her heart that he was wetting himself too. Even with the music, Jade looked at the gear, trying to remember her observations with her Uncle Arthur, the Weasley's and Malfoy just a few days ago.

Jade looked at the gear and yanked it back. She pressed on the gas real hard, sending the Jeep crashing into the car in front of it. Jade screamed and pushed the gear forward again, not having a clue of what she was doing. The Jeep kept crashing back and forth and Jade tried to twist and turn the steering wheel but it kept going back and forth, crushing the cars in front of it to no avail.

"Fly you piece of shit! Fly!" Jade screamed at the steering wheel. There was a knock on her window and Jade snapped to it, seeing a man with a uniform.

"What?" Jade asked. She looked back at Draco who had his mouth wide open, as if he was gasping and laughing at the same time.

"Ma'am I think you might want to get out of this car this instant." The man said seeing Jade sneer back at him.

"I have to be someplace. Move away muggle!" Jade said, stomping on the gas pedal again. The Jeep crashed into the car again and the man scratched his head, taking out his transmitter.

"Doesn't look like you're going to go anywhere. Dispatch I'm calling for backup, some nutter woman is having really bad attempts at parallel parking." The cop said dryly. He tucked his transmitter back and walked over to Jade who started to get out of the car.

"Ma'am I need to see you your vehicle registration and driver's license." He said seeing her squint at him.

"What is that?" Jade asked.

The song Macarena by Los Del Rio- not mine! enjoy all the same!

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