Part One: Typical Muggle Prison
Jade was thrown behind bars with a couple of other women who stared menacingly at her.
"No! You can't leave me in here!" Jade screamed, banging on the bars.
"You dumb bitch stop making noises!" a butchy red haired woman barked. Jade instantly quieted. Four of them looked as if they could strangle her effortlessly; the other one who was tall and skinny with brown hair and dark eyes who didn't look all that threatening.
"So what are you here for?" the skinny one asked lazily. Everyone looked at Jade who took a nervous gulp.
"I…didn't have my driver's license and vehicle registration." Jade said seeing them start to roar in laughter. Jade grimaced and found herself a corner, still seeing them laugh as hard as they can. An officer came by and banged the bars.
"Quiet." He warned.
"Suck my dick motherfucker, you understand that shit?" the bulky redhead said.
"What the fuck did you say to me?" the officer asked.
Jade was bug eyed. She dumped her head into her lap, waiting for the fighting and shouting to be over. This was not the place she wanted to be. When the fight was over, the butchy redhead went back to her spot, still cursing and angry.
"Calm down Dina. You know these fucktarts hold you in longer with that behavior." The skinny one said. She looked away towards Jade and folded her hands around her legs.
"So you shouldn't be in for long." The skinny woman said. Jade shook her head.
"I don't know anyone I can call." Jade said. The women all hummed and murmured as if they were empathizing with her.
"Poor baby." The skinny one said.
"No I mean…I have a Dad and an Aunt. I just don't know their numbers." Jade said seeing them nod again.
"I ran away from my parents 30 years ago. Shit…look at me now." The woman said pointing to her hooker clothes. Jade shuddered and Dina gave a low laugh.
"I didn't need to run home, I never had parents. Some asshole killed both of them." Dina said. Another woman chuckled and pointed to the skinny and tall woman. "Dahlia, tell the new girl why you're here." She asked. Dahlia looked up, waving her fingers.
"I just came back from murdering my husband. I chopped his dick off and had it gift wrapped and delivered to the bitch he was fucking."
Jade nearly fainted.
They heard a few footsteps and everyone looked up to see Ron, Hermione, and Harry.
"Holy shit! It's a man with a dress!" Dina yelled, looking at Ron's robes.
"Your bail has been posted Weasley. Don't let us catch you pulling what you did again today." The officer said, opening the cell for Jade.
"What the hell were you thinking?!" Ron asked.
"Not now Ronald!" Hermione said, wrapping a hand on his shoulder. "That will be all Officer Duren. If you can please give Jade back her belongings." Hermione said.
"She had nothing on her. Not even a phone or identification." Officer Duren said politely, looking at Jade. Everyone looked back at Jade who burned in embarrassment.
"I left in a hurry?" Jade asked.
"If I can please escort you out." Officer Duren asked, starting to walk. Jade turned to the women and waved, seeing them wave back.
"Did you see that hunky one with the glasses?" Dahlia asked to the other women who cackled.
"I think I just wet my pants." Dina said.
"You're a real pain in the arse did you know that? It's a shame that I gave you that cell phone that hasn't even been put to use. And you don't have your fucking wand on you? What kind of apprehension agent are you without a wand?" Ron asked. Harry knocked Ron's shoulder lightly.
"Don't be so hard on her. People forget." Harry said lightly.
"Yeah…idiots forget their wands. And you can't even drive a car for the life of you so what possessed you to play bumper cars with those poor things? Do you know that this all goes on my bill? Sweet Merlin's underpants I need the strongest bottle of alcohol I can get my hands on." Ron said, pushing past Jade who couldn't even answer to Ron. Whatever she did was a stupid thing, no doubt about that and she was beating herself up for it.
"Sweetheart don't listen to Ron." Hermione said, wrapping an arm around Jade and hugging her close.
"Ough, I don't." Jade said.
"You know it's not your fault. If it wasn't for the anonymous note, telling us that you were here, we would have never known." Hermione said seeing Jade's eyebrows shoot up.
"Anonymous note?!" Jade asked seeing Hermione nod.
"I'm guessing someone saw you…maybe Malfoy when you were trying to capture him with that poor Jeep?" Hermione asked. Harry cracked a grin and Jade smiled back. "Don't worry love; this information won't go out to Ron. It'll take him time to figure it out. Oh shoot!" Hermione said looking at her watch. "I have to pick Hugo and Rose up from their babysitters! I'll see you later Jade!" Hermione said kissing Jade's cheek. She apparated off and Jade was left with Harry.
"Tough day." Harry said.
"Tell me about it." Jade said.
"Well at least you had jail time experience. It'll teach you to think twice now." Harry said. Jade nodded intensely and Harry continued. "Another thing, we're going to have to teach you how to drive a car properly." He said. With that, he apparated, leaving Jade on the streets of London.