SilverwingAlchemist would love your feedback! Got a few minutes to write a review?
Write a Review

Stupid Cupid

By SilverwingAlchemist

Humor

Chapter 1

Michelangelo ignored the stitch in his side as he pushed himself to run faster. Splashing through God-knows-what that always ran through the sewers, he turned sharply down a narrow pipe and froze, using every ounce of his ninja training to hide in the shadows.

Growls and heavy footsteps echoed throughout the passageways. Mikey held his breath, waiting for his pursuer to pass by.

A glimpse of pink stalked by, and Mikey couldn't hold his laughter.

Honing in on the stifled snickers, Raphael's hand snaked into the darkness and grabbed his brother by the shell. "Gotcha now, you little punk. You think its funny, do you?"

Squirming in the larger turtle's grasp, Mike laughed again and grinned. "But Raphie, it's Valentine's Day! I just wanted to show you guys how much I love you!" He collapsed again in a fit of giggles.

Raphael shook his obnoxious little brother in anger. "It was bad enough last year when you painted the entire lair in red and white hearts, but this time you've gone too far!" He ripped off his mask and held it between them, the fresh flamingo pink dye practically glimmering in the dim lighting. His mask, elbow and knee pads, belt, and even the wrappings on his sai were of varying shades of the vile color. "I'm gonna knock you into Saint Patrick's Day!"

Leo and Don watched in throws of laughter over the monitor. Though they couldn't exactly hear the conversation, they had a clear view of Raphael's back.

Donatello wiped a tear from his eye. "Do you think we should tell him about the bright pink heart painted on his shell?"

It took a second for Leonardo to catch his breath. "Hey, we got lucky, at least. Last week, I heard Mikey muttering about making a Cupid, but couldn't find a diaper big enough."

Mental images of Raphael in tiny wings and a giant diaper caused the brothers to dissolve in hysterics once again.


Write a Review Did you enjoy my story? Please let me know what you think by leaving a review! Thanks, SilverwingAlchemist
Continue Reading
Further Recommendations

Angelina Jolie: This is one of the best stories I have ever read. It will always and forever stay in my heart. I felt connected to it somehow and plot twists were great. I want it to get published in a boom and I would be the first one to buy. Amazing, stole my heart ♥♥♥

Jaivilia Taylor: It has alpt of twists and u just don't get to guess what is happeneing next, it surprises you. I really like it. ❤❤

Martina: This story TOTALLY catches your attention from the very first time. The plot is very well developed and it is not just another simple cliché. I couldn't (and still can't) get over this novel. Good Work!!!

sallyhotty: The story is very addictive.congrats to the writer.good job Tallara hope so you have written other novels.i really enjoyed the flow of the story 💕💕💖💝💓💕💕

jd58: Just a feel good story. Made we laugh a lot and cry almost at the end. Definitely a must read! Thanks author!

intuition.: To be honest the writing is kind of confusing and it’s sometimes hard to read. I’ve been a fan of Abu’s works on Wattpad so I expecting to see her great work here. Unfortunately it’s not like how I expected it to be. All I have to say is keep up the good work!

Taumaoe Taula: When an author write his/her book they need to be inspired,need to have an idea of what comes to the the story. You can't just write a story you need to organize it make the reader understand what and why you wrote it. Make the book dramatic and emotional so the reader is captured by it. For this...

dechensonam48: I really love this book especially the plot!!!!

More Recommendations

Viarmic File: The flow of the story is great and the time of reading is worth it, even the wait ;)

Rage Stone: This is very nice and beautiful story....and I would love to read but apart of reading its very confusing not that much but little bit....but yeah it's very cute and joy full story.......but make it more interesting.... I love your writing too.

Deleted User: Great story I loved it

bethann822001: Good story line

{{ contest.story_page_sticky_bar_text }} Be the first to recommend this story.

About Us:

Inkitt is the world’s first reader-powered book publisher, offering an online community for talented authors and book lovers. Write captivating stories, read enchanting novels, and we’ll publish the books you love the most based on crowd wisdom.