"Is this the tourist bureau?"
"Yep. What can I help you with?"
"What is the quickest way for me to get to Lebanon, Kansas from here? I don't have a car."
"Okay, lemme just look that up for ya."
"Doesn't look like Lebanon has any buses or trains. There's an airport with one runway, but I'm gonna assume they don't get much flights. It's pretty much in the middle of nowhere, to be honest… uh, buses go to the Smith Center, though. I think that's the closest."
"Okay. How would I get from the Smith Center to Lebanon?"
"It's… 14.3 miles. That'd take you, like… 5 hours to walk. I'd suggest taking a cab, but that would be pretty expensive. If you have friends in the area, I'd call 'em and beg for 'em to drive you to Lebanon."
"Okay. Thank you very much for all your help."
"It's my job, bro. Need me to look up bus times for ya?"
"If I just go back to the bus station, they'll tell me, won't they?"
"Okay, then I will just go there. Thank you again."