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What Would Hugo Weasley Do?

By Collaborawesome

Romance / Humor

Interfering...because we love you

Just a heads up there are two OCs;

Leigh Longbottom: Daughter of Neville and Hannah, girlfriend to James Potter, Gryffindor 7th year.

Holly Regaville: Muggle parents, girlfriend to Fred Weasley II, best friends with Leigh, also a Gryffindor seventh year, enjoys giving people pet names, very outgoing.

Dear Lily,

I know you have a very busy schedule this year, and I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important, but I'm very worried about Leigh and your brother.

Maybe you could have a little chat with her? Just to make sure everything is okay?

Love,
Your very concerned mother.


Dear Mum,

I have my own life, I'm not going to do your busy-bodying for you... Who am I kidding? Tell me everything you know!

Love,
Your incredibly curious daughter.


Dear James,

What's going on with you and Leigh? Mum's concerned, so that means it must be bad? Did you do something stupid? You do realise she is too good for you right?

Don't be a prick,
Lily

P.S. I'm just going to go ask Leigh


Dear Lily,

Leave it alone. I don't think I've done anything wrong - but who the fuck knows, you women are Siriusly confusing.

Don't be ugly - oh you can't help it,
James.

P.S. If she dumps me, I'm blaming you.


Dear Mum,

I asked Leigh and she said that she was sure everything would be fine, but she looked worried. Then I tried to talk to James, and he was an idiot.

Why couldn't I have sisters? I'm blaming you for that.

Love,
Lily

P.S. Everyone knows I'm way more attractive than James, right?


Dear James,

I was disappointed at your performance at the match today. I understand that you won against the Tornados, but I think it was one of the worst matches I've seen you play professionally.

I'm going to give you some advice - I shouldn't have written that, this piece of paper is probably already screwed up and placed in the bin.

I'm not telling you this to upset you, and don't think I'm not proud of you. I am so proud of you and all you have achieved - I say this because I care, and I know that you are having a rough time with Leigh, but I know you can play better. Don't throw your life, your career, your relationship away on all you are feeling at this moment.

The times of trouble in your life, are when you should be the best that you can be. Don't run from your problems, face them and at the match next month - I hope you will be back to your best son.

Remember, your Mother and I are here for you. If you need to talk to anyone, ask your mother or Lily.

Your Father,
Harry Potter.


Dear Jamie,

I hope everything is okay, your game today seemed a little off, your Father and I are worried about you. I know you and Leigh are having a rough patch, but I'm sure everything will be okay; you are perfect for each other.

If you want to talk, I'm always here to listen, and I'd appreciate it if you let us know what was going on.

Love,
Mum


Hey Leigh-a-Leigh,

Isn't it totally wyrd to see Teddy teaching DADA?

Do you remember when he got drunk at Harry's birthday party and came back with lipstick all over him? Then refused to tell us who the girl was!

I still want to know.

Maybe I should use the pics I have of that night to blackmail him into telling me...

Holly-e-Holly


Holl-Holl

I know right, so strange. Seeing as we are always passing notes instead of taking notes maybe we should use the photos to blackmail for good grades.

Lei-lei.


L,

Defo.

You okay? You look kind of green.

H.


Holly.

I don't feel great, but I'm thinking that's a side effect.

You know that thing that I did, well that James and I have been doing for a while now. That thing, that under no circumstances will we tell my dad about?

Leigh.


Lei,

...Are we talking about sex?

Or that time that you knocked over that really rare cactus of your dad's. Prof. Neville was mad. Good job we blamed Fred and James.

Hol.


Holly!

I'm talking about sex. I think I'm tnangerp.

Leigh.


L,

What in Godric's name does that say?

H.


H.

Read it backwards.

L.


Leigh.

OH MY FUCKING MERLIN!

Not enough exclamation marks in the world.

Why'd you write it drawkcab?

Holly.


Holllllly,

I know, I know. Oh Merlin, I feel ill. What am I going to do?

Leiiiiigh.

P.S. I can't bring myself to say it aloud, let alone write it down, so that was the best I can do.


Lei-lei-Leigh.

Don't freak out me. We don't know for sure, but I know a spell. So I'm going to get us out of class, and we'll do it, it'll be better this way no one around in the dorm.

Just hang on a sec.

Hol-hol-Holly.


Leigh sweetie,

It's been three lessons and a lunch since you've said anything.

I mean I did hear you mutter something about being 'a slutty stupid whore' when you were stabbing that sandwich with a spoon.

Which you are not. These things happen. James will be there for you, and so will I and so will the hunk of the sex god, that is my Boyf.

Love and a hug (it can be figurative - because you look pretty mad).

Holly.


Holly Regaville.

Maybe when I was stabbing my sandwich I was thinking about the person (by which I mean you) who told the whole of our DADA class, including Teddy, that we both had menstrual cramps and had to leave.

So now everyone thinks I'm on my period.

Is it your occupation as my supposed best friend, to always humiliate me?

L. Longbottom.


Look Ms. Longbottom,

I get that you have mood swings and you're going to be a crabby bitch from now on.

So I'm going to let that last letter slide, but i'm being here for you, James and the baby whether you want it or not, so tough luck.

Also, I think that everyone thinking you're on your period, is better than everyone knowing you're not.

Unless, you want to share the information we found out this morning with the class?

Don't be a bitch,
Future Mrs. F. Weasley.


Dear Future Mrs. F. Weasley,

Sorry for being a cow/bitch/slutty whore.

I need you as my bestie, I've no idea how anyone is going to react, and I know for a fact, none of them will be as great as you've been.

Love and a proper hug,
Future Mrs. J. Potter (If he doesn't dump me, when I get super fat).


Daddy,

I know you are covering lessons this afternoon, but I need to talk to you or mum.

Leigh


Lily, Rose,

I just saw Leigh disappear behind the stone gargoyle, she looked really upset what do you figure James has done?

No this isn't an example of me being 'a caring brother', this is an example of trying to avoid a howler from Mum.

Albus.


Albus,

We don't know, but we will find out. Challenge accepted

Rose and Lily


To The Terrible Twosome,

Do you have to follow poor Uncle Neville everywhere? The man deserves a break.

Albus


Hannah,

You have to come quick. I tried flooing you, but you weren't there. Leigh is crying on my floor, what's wrong with her? I hugged her for a really long time, and tried to tell her stories about Princes and Princesses but she didn't stop crying. I don't know why, it worked when she was six.

She's fallen asleep now, so I've put her in my bed, could you tell me what to do? Or even better you could come and stop her crying - she's so sad, it always makes me feel like a terrible parent.

Help, would be appreciated - you know how to parent properly; I just keep her away from the plants that will kill her.

Love Neville.

P.S. I'm trusting this with Mango, for a Phoenix she hasn't quite got the instant message transporting thing down, maybe it's because of her ridiculous name.


Neville,

Mango did fine, (leave her alone - and mango is a better name than four year old Leigh's other suggestions, at least we can pronounce this one.) Honey, you just have to hold her, be there for her that's how you are a good parent, you've always been there for all of us. She needs her Daddy.

I'm not sure what's wrong with her, but I'm guessing it's to do with James, Ginny said his last game was terrible. So, happy couple stories may not be an ideal conversation topic.

I'm on my way,
Hannah.
Xxxxx


Dear James,

I know nothing about your life! Will you please tell this to all the women in our family. They keep on asking me what's wrong with you and stuff about your feelings.

I have already supplied answers:

1. Too many bludgers to the back of the head

2. Hungry.

Fred.

P.S. Where is the antidote for the Hallowe'en set we did? Roxie's gone kinda see-through.


Lily and Al,

Just got a note from Neville, it says Leigh has gone home for the weekend and not to worry. He also asked us to stop stalking him, and sending him repetitive notes about Leigh.

I said we would try to contain our need for information.

I didn't ask anything about James- Neville looked sort of phased.

Rose.

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