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What Would Hugo Weasley Do?

By Collaborawesome

Humor / Romance

Not Exactly Scary

Just keeping you up to date with our OCs, please welcome Silas Jacks; Slytherin, 7th year, friend of Albus, intimate companion of Rose.


Rose,

I asked you a question

Silas


Silas,

I'm trying to take notes and in response to your question I did not stand you up we never had a definite plan to meet you just assumed I would meet you because you had told me to.

RW


Rose,

You always have done before. How was I to know you'd suddenly change your mind? Did you want to meet somewhere different?

Silas


Silas,

No, I don't want to meet up with you.

RW.


Rose,

We both know that's not true, I've heard you begging and pleading statements to the contrary just yesterday in fact.

Silas


Silas,

You're an insufferable, insensitive brute.

RW.


Rose,

Just admit you want me and we can get out of here.

Silas


Hey Silas,

If you're writing to Rose do me a favour and don't tell her about Belle, I don't want Lily finding out.

ASP


Al,

Sure thing, we never talk.

Silas


Silas,

Good man.

ASP


Hey Lily-sweetie,

I'm sure kicking that Gargoyle helped relieve some stress but shall I help you to the hospital wing so Madam Pomfrey can repair your broken toe? Then maybe you can explain why you are going around kicking stone statues?

Molly


Molly,

Yes please, I can't really walk…

Lily


Lily,

So the three toes that were broken have now been fixed. Do you wish to elaborate on the kicking episode? Or is it just what all the cool kids are doing now?

Molly


Molly,

Teddy is a dickhead

Lily


Lily,

Well that is certainly informative, why is he a dickhead? Did he give you too much homework?

Molly


Molly,

No, because he runs away like a chicken shit after giving terrible birthday presents.

Lily


Lily

Well…. He always was bad at buying gifts. Remember the set of quills he gave me that glowed red in the dark. I kept thinking my quill-case was on fire.

Molly


Molly,

I'd be glad if he set my stationary on fire that's a valid reason for not doing my homework. No, he just finds it appropriate to push me against walls snog the hell out of me than avoid me like I have dragon pox. Regardless of whose birthday it is.

Lily


Lily,

I don't think your dad would have liked that present, if he caught you at his birthday, though maybe after you whacked him over the head with a napkin when he left.

Molly


Molly,

I'd take no presents if he could act like a human being rather than a complete twat. I mean first he kisses me then he disappears for a year because 'oh no, we just can't be together' he's such a girl. And then he comes back and it's practically Mills and Boon and we're getting it on. Then he fecks off for a month and no word from him because apparently he's a mute and can't possibly talk to me like a normal person. Only to return to become my TEACHer!

Lily


Lily,

Well I must say you are handling it extraordinarily well if your limited grammar and extensive vocabulary are any indication.

Molly


Molly,

Don't tease me woman,

Lily


Lily,

Sorry honey, so what are you going to do?

Mol.


Molly,

Uhh, ignore him of course, immaturity runs deep in my veins, just as deep as the Gryffindor pride RAWWWR!

Lily


Lily,

That's awfully useful, hasn't he tried to talk to you? Or have you not had any lessons. You must have by now, aren't you in my class? I never concentrate on other students, so sorry if I've ignored you I sit in the second front row because there's no room in the first row for all of my group.

Molly


Molly

I haven't really been to his lessons, I can't face him, it'll either end in my snogging him, or getting so frustrated that I beat him to death with the Sixth Years Guide to Defence and Protection by Welly Horgrims.

Lily


Lily

Well most DADA teachers used to last only a year, so it wouldn't be that much of a scandal. Though maybe you could just permanently injure him, or hit him so hard he gets his head on straight that he decides to date you like a normal person.

Molly


Molly,

That's a good idea…

Lily


Lily,

It was a joke, I won't visit you in Azkaban. Should we talk seriously for a moment?

Molly


Molly,

Fine I'll be sensible and mature for a moment. How am I supposed to get on with my life, when the man I'm in love with want even address anything that happens and just want s to be friends, no wonder I ignore all his letters.

Lily


Lily

You're in love with him? Are you sure?

Molly


Molly

Yes… Unfortunately.

Lily


Break


Lily,

Wake up and pay attention, it was not easy for me to drag you out of your dorm this morning. I mean for Merlin's sake, I had to put your shoes on for you!

Molly


Lily,

If they are on the wrong feet it is your own fault for not putting them on yourself.

Molly


Lily

Are you napping?

Molly


Lily!

Did you hear what Professor Lupin just said?

Molly


Molly,

No, I'm not listening to him.

Lily


Lily,

He said, and I quote "Miss. Potter, If you insist on throwing things in my classroom, could it at least be your notes, so I know you are taking some, or your textbook so I know you own one."

Molly


Molly,

So when he decides to talk to me, it's yelling?

Lily


Lily,

I know you probably didn't hear seeing as you were asleep on your desk, but you have detention tomorrow night.

Now you'll have to talk to him!

Molly.


Lily,

I get that you are annoyed at me, but please let me explain...

Ted.


Lily,

I'm just asking if we can have a drink, or a walk on the grounds, or a yell across the great hall.

Ted


Lily,

I think that it would be a good idea if we spoke, save you running away from me in public

Ted.


Lily,

I've started to get desperate, so I'm attaching this note to your homework.

Please talk to me, PLEASE!

Ted.


Lily,

Me attaching notes to your homework, doesn't make it okay for you to stop doing homework.

Ted.


Lily Potter,

Report to detention tonight, you will be organising files in my office.

Professor Lupin


Hugo,

I know you're probably sick of this but has Lily talked to you? I know everyone comes to you with their problems and I'm not asking what she said it's just she seemed distracted and I was checking she had someone to talk.

The best new professor,

Ted.


Teddy,

Why do you want to know what she said?

I can see right through you.

Hugo.


Hugo,

Just being a good Professor/god-brother/friend, I don't want to know.

Stop seeing through me, or I'll ask about your life.

Ted.


Teddy,

Please, nobody asks about my life, you only know me as the curly haired ginger one. Why don't you just ask Lily?

Hugo.


Hugo,

Ok, I will. Thanks.

Ted.


Fred,

As you know it's Hallowe'en there's going to be some parties I need some booze. Any help?

Lou


Louis,

Dude, I gave you plenty at the start of the year what did you do take a bath in it? Sure, I can get you some more, you want something festive because I'm trying to move a load of this really badly flavoured stuff.

Fred.


Fred,

Thanks dude, and I kind of drank everything you gave me already what with the start of year party and then I celebrated not getting caught with having another party. Well, if you can't be happy at least you can be drunk.

Louis


Louis,

What a well adjusted view of the world.

Fred.


Dude,

I'm like always stoned. The view I have of the world is usually slightly blurry and only through one eye. I don't even know who I'm writing this letter to, I can't exactly remember who you are... Fred?

But I love you.

Lou.


Louis,

Surprisingly that doesn't offend me, I'll get you some more booze for Hallowe'en, no hitting on my girl.

I love you too, bro.

Fred


Fred.

I knew I had a brother!

Louis


Lou,

You are way too stoned, how do you even function?

Fred.


Fred,

After about 6 months you kind of get into a perpetual state and nobody notices the difference any more.

Louis


James, Fred,

I'd just like to remind you that even though I supplied you with copious amounts of alcohol whilst you were at Hogwarts I cannot condone you doing the same. I am aware this is very hypocritical but I must insist.

Teddy


Ted,

I won't supply the Hogwartians in your care with alcohol as I know it puts you in a difficult position even though some of them are of legal age and you did it for us all the time.

Your brother James


James,

Thank you I appreciate it.

Teddy.


Fred,

So do you want me to meet you in the usual place? I'm bringing most of the quidditch team to help carry the booze. Is James coming because I can get Leigh to tag along.

Louis


Louis,

No James promised Teddy he wouldn't supply you with booze any more so just bring me my girl without any Quidditch players handprints on her. So not as much booze I'm afraid.

Fred


Fred,

Your girl will be safe with me. I may have to stagger the booze at the party, or hand out a bit of my extra credit herbology project that'll make sure everyone forgets about the lack of alcohol.

Louis


Louis

Uncle Nev still oblivious to what you're growing?

Fred


Fred,

Yup, I'm growing it and smoking it and it's getting me through Herbology class in more ways than one.

Louis


Louis,

You are the luckiest fool I know

Fred.

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