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Pointless Arguments & Jonathan's Torture

A/N: You have no clue how sorry I am! After my brother got crutches, I got a virus. I was sick for a week and a half! I'm better now so I can try and update more often. Also: I DON'T OWN.

Little_Redhead has signed on

Dark_Master has signed on

Golden_God has signed on

Golden_God: GIVE ME CLARY!

Dark_Master: No.

Little_Redhead: Hey! I AM NOT A POSSESSION!

Dark_Master has handed Little_Redhead a lollipop filled with fairie drugs

Golden_God: OH HELL NO! YOU JUST DIDN'T!

Dark_Master: I believe I did.

Little_Redhead: JOOOONNNNAAAATHANNNNN! YOU LOOK PRETTTTTTYYYY!

Golden_God: *laughs* You got called pretty.

Little_Redhead: JACCCCEEEE! YOU LOOOKKK PREEETTTTIIIEEERRRR!

Golden_God: *frowns*

Dark_Master: *laughs* HAHA!

Little_Redhead: I'Z KNO SOME PRETTY PEOPLE! HEHEHEH! YOU BOYS LOOK SOOOO CUTE! OOOHHH! YOU COULD BE IN ANIME!

Dark_Master: I don't like where this is heading.

Golden_God: I have to agree.

Little_Redhead: *gasps* I KNOW WHAT ANIME CHARACTERS YOU TWO COULD BE! *squeals*

Dark_Master: *ears ringing*

Little_Redhead: JACE! YOU COULD BE INUYASHA BECAUSE OF YOUR PRETTY EYES! YOU BOTH HAVE GOLD EYES! YOU JUST NEED SILVER HAIR AND CUTE DOGGY EARS! I'LL CALL MAGNUS!

Golden_God: NO DON'T!

Little_Redhead: Too late. I already called him

Golden_God is screaming.

Golden_God: WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE DAMN DOG EARS ON MY HEAD! AND WHY DO I HAVE SILVER HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN HAIR! AAAAHHH!

Dark_Master is laughing

Little_Redhead: AND JONATHAN, YOU COULD BE INUYASHA'S HALF BROTHER SESSHOMARU! HE'S COLD AND HAS NO EMOTIONS EITHER! EXCEPT FOR A HUMAN GIRL NAMED RIN WHO IS EIGHT YEARS OLD AND DIED AND HE REVIVED HER AND THEY ENDED UP LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTIL SHE DIED AGAIN AND THEN HE REVIVED HER AGAIN AND- *is shut up by Jonathan covering her mouth... with his hand and pressing buttons on her phone*

Dark_Master: I will kill her if you shriek again, Jace. I can hear you. Your shrieks are girlier than hers.

Golden_God: I have a manly shriek, thank you very much.

Little_Redhead: No. It's girly.

Golden_God: T.T you're supposed to be on my side.

Little_Redhead: WHO SAYS?!

Golden_God: ME!

Little_Redhead: Ok. I'll call you later. I LOOOOOVE YOU! 3

Golden_God: I LOVE YOU TOO! 3

Little_Redhead: I LOVE YOU MORE! 3

Golden_God: I LOVE YOU MOST! 3

Dark_Master: Who knew Jace Herondale would resort to watching Tangled and putting hearts at the end of his sentences.

Golden_God: She made you watch Tangled didn't she?

Dark_Master: YES. AND GOD IT WAS TORTURE!

Little_Redhead: JONATHAN! Let's watch all the Lion King's next! *bouncing up and down*

Dark_Master: I MAY HATE YOU BUT HELP ME JACE!

Golden_God: I had to endure that torture plus more. I HAD TO WATCH TWILIGHT FOR GOD'S SAKES! ALL OF THEM!

Little_Redhead: Not to mention you read the books by choice.

Golden_God: Shut up.

Little_Redhead: Nah.

Dark_Master: Thank god I don't have to endure that torture.

Little_Redhead is smiling creepily

Golden_God: You spoke too soon. You should read the books first. They're better.

Dark_Master: NEITHER IS GOOD! HELP!

Little_Redhead: I'll talk to you later Jace. I got to put Jonathan through torture.

Little_Redhead has signed off

Dark_Master: HELP!

Golden_God: Nah.

Golden_God has signed off

Dark_Master: SHE'S EVIL I TELL YOU! HELP!

Dark_Master has been forced off

A/N: So... Anyone want to tell me how that was since I haven't been updating for a while? I hope you liked it. Also: In the next chapter I'll bring in the winner. I'm still choosing so more people have a chance. Plus it creates suspense. Review!

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