Dances, Gender-Benders, & Ice?
A/N: No, I'm not dead. Just very busy. There isn't much free time for me nowadays. I'm incredibly sorry for not having a chapter up! And thank you for your reviews! And Cassandra Clare owns all. And Neon Hitch owns the song lyrics!
Golden_Glory has signed on
I've_Seen_The_Light has signed on
Dark_Master has signed on
Glitter_Is_Perfect has signed on
Glitter_Is_Perfect is videoing Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood & Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie without them noticing
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood has signed on
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie has signed on
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: I'm glad we posted that video online. Now everyone can see how hilarious they are when they're drunk.
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: And now we just have to wait for them to watch the video. Plus, while we were online we found ourselves a new favorite song!
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: And now, we make our own music video for it. And post it online. Fashion time!
30 minutes later...
Glitter_Is_Perfect wants to yell at Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie that plaid is not a color and to never pick the horrible article of clothing
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: After all that etta etta stuff... I, I feel like I'm losing my mind, mind/She crept into your life, life/And cut me up like a knife, knife, yeah/Hey hey, few things that I wanna say, ay/Still got my dignity, ay/No one'll love you like me, e
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: She's prettier than I'll ever be/Got yourself a beauty queen, yeah/But there's one thing I gotta say/She can love you good, but I can love you better
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: But I can love you better
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: She can love you good, but I can love you...
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie & Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood are dancing epically
Golden_Glory is shocked and amazed
Dark_Master is dancing in the background, doing the macarena
Glitter_Is_Perfect has an idea and snaps his fingers twice
Dark_Master has fell down on the ice & is now a girlGolden_Glory is looking at his/her reflection on the ice
Golden_Glory: Hey! I knew I would look good as a girl! Wait... AAAAAHHHH I'M A GIRL!
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood is slapping Golden_Glory in the head
Dark_Master is being thrown in a closet by Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie for being prettier than aforementioned pixie
Dark_Master: It's not my fault I'm graced with beauty even as a girl! And why am I a girl?!
Glitter_Is_Perfect: Eh. The spell will wear off after a couple of weeks... no... that's the ice spell... hmmm... oh yeah! Oh no... The spell doesn't wear off for a year at least... Oh well, sucks for you.
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: Well, Jace, you aren't kissing me for a year I'm afraid. Come on, Iz.. We can shop or something. Oh, we can go visit Simon! Oh, hey Alec. Glad you found out how to change your name.
I've_Seen_The_Light: Uh huh. I'll be going now. C'mon Magnus.
Glitter_Is_Perfect: Alright. Ooooh! Isabelle, we can go to those new sales on shoes and dresses! They also have some glitter sales! Oh, this will be fun!
I've_Seen_The_Light has signed off and ran
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: YAYAYAYAY! COME ON CLARY WE HAVE SALES TO CATCH! WE HAVE TO GO TO 5 STORES IN 1O MINUTES! IMMEDIATELY! WE MUST GO! WE HAVE TO GET YOU A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE! AND YOU NEED NEW SHOES! HEELS WILL SOOOO DO!
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: O.O I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHOPPING! HELP ME! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie is hanging onto the doorway entry trying to stay away from the sales
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood is dragging Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie by her feet
Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie has signed off
Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood has signed off
Glitter_Is_Perfect has signed off
Golden_Glory: At least I'm gorgeous.
Dark_Master: I'm prettier than you!
Golden_Glory: No, I'm prettier!
Dark_Master: No, I AM!
Graymark_Lycanthrope has signed on
Graymark_Lycanthrope is reading previous messages
Graymark_Lycanthrope: You people are idiots. We all know it's the werewolves that the ladies like!
Graymark_Lycanthrope has signed off
Dark_Master & Golden_Glory are gaping at their phones/computers
Dark_Master has signed off to go shopping and get prettier
Golden_Glory has signed off to go get prettier than Dark_Master
A/N: So, anyone want to tell me how I did? I used a few ideas and mixed in my favorite song of the moment. I tried to make this humorous, but if I'm honest, I think this was one of my worst ones... I hate that... Oh well, please review! And I truly am sorry for not updating!