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Being Drunk Makes A Difference

A/N: Hey, sorry I haven't updated. I had a small case of writer's block. I'm better now and I had some slight criticism but I even stated that the Children of the Moon chapter wasn't my best. I'm not sure how this one will be. Anyway... Disclaimer-

Sebastian: I will burn down the world!

Valentine: And I will burn down the underworld!

Me: Umm... You can't burn something down when it's already under. Strictly, speaking. And you have to do the disclaimer. Not discuss your killing plans. Unless... Unless part of Sebastian's plans include kidnapping me for 'torture'.

Valentine: *seething at being corrected* Grrrrr...

Me: You're not a bear.

Valentine: *leaves*

Sebastian: My plans include no such thing. But to keep you from complaining, LilliabellaMichelle doesn't own the TMI characters. Now, may we discuss my evil plans?

Me: It takes some people so long to get through this simple disclaimer. *huffs* And while you read the story below I will discuss evil plans with Sebastian.

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drUNken_rEd: hgvobv bv;oHI'NV; i;v bcoebv oiBV INiovqbnvi qwniruibjcb HP AWESOME!d

Golden_Glory: Ummm... Clary?!

DruNkeN_SpaRklEs: ugb;vbr;v;brw v;rbvnw;i AGREE!

DruNKEn_mAIA: bvuwpHBVh;vni D&D IS BETTER!

Ocean_Eyes: Magnus? Are you okay?

Jordan_No_Other_Name_Kyle: Maia? Where are you?

DruNKEn_mAIA: vnrow[hnvrnv

CaN_YoU_GeT_DrUnK_oFf_IsAbElLe?: cbrnbvrnv AGREE W/ MAIA! NFUOBVR;

Leather_Boots_And_Whips: WHAT?! SIMON, WHY ARE YOU, MORE LIKE HOW, ARE YOU DRUNK?! AND W/ 2 OF UR EXES & A BI WARLOCK!?

CaN_YoU_GeT_DrUnK_oFf_IsAbElLe: novn;hv NO CLUE. niovnenfvobnvoin FAIRIES! ELVES! SEVEN FOOT! D&D! NOT HP OR HALO! GRNGV;ORNOWRN

drUNken_rEd: OH NO YOU DIDN'T GIRL HALO IS BETTER THAN D&D! TAKE IT BACK IMMORTAL BITCH OR KARMA WILL HAVE TO COME IN HERE!

DruNkeN_SpaRklEs: OW! She went there! *snaps fingers in Z formation*

Ocean_Eyes: ?

Golden_Glory: -_- I don't like this.

CaN_YoU_GeT_DrUnK_oFf_IsAbElLe: HP SUCKS!

DruNKEn_mAIA: YOU LOOK LIKE HP! EXCEPT U LOST UR GLASSES!

DruNkeN_SpaRklEs: HELL YEAH BABY! WEREWOLF HAD SOME PEPPER IN THAT SHAKER! WOOH!

Jordan_No_Other_Name_Kyle: 0.0 What? All I can catch are Halo and Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons.

Ocean_Eyes: You understand that stuff...?

Jordan_No_Other_Name_Kyle: Yep... I've played the games and seen the movies but other than that... I do not follow.

drUNken_rEd: I SAY PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR! WOO!

DruNkeN_SpaRklEs: Oh, do stop quoting Clarissssssaaa... Not your thing.

CaN_YoU_GeT_DrUnK_oFf_IsAbElLe?: And dancing on tables in front of a male bartender and shaking your butt in his face is not your thing.

Ocean_Eyes: WHAT?!

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DruNkeN_SpaRklEs: Now, I'm in trouble. *giggles* Maybe I can get Alec to finally dress up in that cop uniform... Hmmm... *licks lips*

Everyone: EW!

DruNkeN_SpaRklEs: HEY! MY ALEC IS HERE! GNONBPNEBVOVIEBNVIOEJOIV AND HE'S TAKING ME AWAY! BED HERE I COME! I'M COMING FERNANDO GEMALDI ARNOLD LUPIN KRISTPHER!

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Leather_Boots_And_Whips: Magnus named... his bed... Maybe I should name mine...

Golden_Glory: *facepalm* Whatever.

Jordan_No_Other_Name_Kyle: Maia just stumbled in. And Simon said he's headin for yours Iz... I'd meet him OUTSIDE the Institute. Don't want a dead vamp... yet...

CaN_YoU_GeT_DrUnK_oFf_IsAbElLe?: I have arrived hotstuff!

Golden_Glory: *drinks some vodka* Ah... sweet alcohol.

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Leather_Boots_And_Whips: My bed's name is Kyson Alcatraz Mason Donavan Demensky Lightwood.

Golden_Glory: Only 1 of those names even made sense & was short. It was Mason. And just... wow Iz... I gottttaaa goooeee... Alchols kickinnnn innnn...

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drUNken_rEd is spinning in circles

Dark_Master: Hello, Clarissa.

drUNken_rEd: HIYA!

Dark_Master: Intoxicated I see. Perfect time for me to take you.

drUNken_rEd: No. Not the puuurrrfect time.

Dark_Master: It's not?

drUNken_rEd: Nope. I need to spin a few more times.

drUNken_rEd has spun a few more times

drUNken_rEd: Now, you can take me Seb!

Dark_Master: I have to say I like you drunk.

drUNken_rEd: LALALALAALALAAL! RAINBOWS! TIGERS AND LIONS AND BEARS! OH MY!

Dark_Master: Ummm...

drUNken_rEd: Heheheehe... Hey, you have haaaaannndddd cuffffsss... Can I try them on?

Dark_Master: Sure.

drUNken_rEd is trying on the cuffs

Dark_Master: Now, if you'll stay by me, we can go through this portal and we can get you to my house, and you can drink from the Mortal Cup. How does that sound?

drUNken_rEd: Boring.

Dark_Master: Good. Let's go.

drUNken_rEd: But SEBBIE! BUT CRAB! THAT SOUNDS SOOOO BORING!

Dark_Master has lost connection

drUNken_rEd has lost connection

A/N: Tell me if this is better than my last one. I'm not sure. I hope it was. I haven't had the best ideas lately. I've been busy. It may be summer but I'm pretty busy. So, if I update late, I'm sorry. R & R!

~Lila Belle

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