TMI Chat Room

Poor, Poor People

A/N: Hey, thanks for the reviews! I love hearing your reviews, no matter how long they may be. Disclaimer... Jocelyn! Please do the disclaimer for me.

Jocelyn: Fine. If that gets Clary back home.

Me: Uh... Sure. *lying and hoping Jocelyn doesn't notice*

Jocelyn: LilliabellaMichelle doesn't own TMI characters. Cassie Clare does.

Me: Thank you. Clary will be returned to you soon. *pushs Jocelyn out the door and faces viewers* Maybe she will, maybe she won't. Let's find out shall we?

Zombified_Master has signed on

Jordan_No_Other_Name_Kyle has signed on

Golden_Glory has signed on

Golden_Glory is worried

Simon_Lewis has signed on

Simon_Lewis is worried more than Golden_Glory

Golden_Glory thinks it is impossible for someone to be more worried than he

Isabelle_Lightwood has signed on

Isabelle_Lightwood is scared

Golden_Glory: WHERE THE HELL IS CLARY!? WHERE'S MY LITTLE REDHEAD?!

Little_Redhead has signed on

Little_Redhead: Hello bitches!

Golden_Glory: Clary!

Isabelle_Lightwood: CLARY!

Simon_Lewis: CLARY!

Little_Redhead: Yeeeesss?

Simon_Lewis: Where the hell are you?

Little_Redhead: IDK! Let me ask Jonathan.

Dark_Master has signed on

Dark_Master: You mentally called for me?

Little_Redhead: Where are we?

Dark_Master: Here's hints.

Golden_Glory: TELL US YOU EVIL PIECE OF SHIT!

Dark_Master: 1st, Go past the North Star. 2nd, Head straight on till morning. You'll find us in Neverland. 3rd, Ask Captain Hook about our coorderants.

Isabelle_Lightwood: HOW DO WE DO THAT?! AND WHO THE HELL IS CAPTAIN HOOK?!

Simon_Lewis: QUIT TOYING WITH US! TELL US WHERE YOU ARE OR WE'LL TRACK YOU DOWN!

Little_Redhead: Jon, didn't you say we're untrackable?

Dark_Master: Yes, I did, my little spitfire.

Golden_Glory: Once I find you, I will tear you limb from limb for turning my girl evil! And then I will make her good again.

Dark_Master: Good luck with that.

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Isabelle_Lightwood is gaping

Simon_Lewis: Jace are you ok?

Golden_Glory: No. But it seems you care about me a lot, don't you bloodsucker? Is the part where you tell me to forget about Clary and you can forget about Isabelle because you're undeniable, incandescently in love with me? Because if it is, you have a better chance with Magnus than with me. I just don't swing that way. Sorry to disappoint your feelings.

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Simon_Lewis: Asshole.

Isabelle_Lightwood: You wouldn't really do that would you?

Simon_Lewis: WHAT KIND OF A VAMPIRE DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Isabelle_Lightwood: It is debatable. You always get squirmy when intimacy comes knocking on your door. Poor poor sad little dorky vampire.

Simon_Lewis: But, I'm the vampire you're dating.

Isabelle_Lightwood: Poor, poor, mind of mine. I got stuck with the dork.

Simon_Lewis: You make is sound like I'm a rebound.

Isabelle_Lightwood: ...Um...

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Simon_Lewis: HELLO?! HEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOO?!

After 5 Minutes...

Simon_Lewis: Now I know how Jordan feels when we leave him out of conversations and leave him alone. Poor dog.

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Jordan_No_Other_Name_Kyle: Huh. Simon cares about me. What Iz and Jace said is debatable. I hope he doesn't come asking me to drop Maia and go skipping down the yellow brick road with him. I am not Dorothy. Nor am I ToTo.

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Zombified_Master: Poor bastards. They all have pitiful lives. My was better.

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A/N: Sooo... I don't know if I like this one too much... I didn't have much inspiration... Help? Please give me more ideas. The more ideas and reviews I get, the more inspiration I have. So, please REVIEW!

~Lila Belle

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