November 1st, 2005 - Centennial Highway
So if it wasn't bad enough that Deanna made me pretend to be a Federal Marshall, which is extremely illegal in all states, I also had to show this when asked for my badge.
Apparently she stole it from some Marshall, I didn't ask for the nitty gritties because I had a feeling it wasn't going to be overly PG13. Anyway, this is what I had to work with. Luckily they didn't notice.
I'm actually gonna' kill her. Luckily for me (bad for her), there's an arsenal in the trunk full of all kinda of fun weapons to do the job with.
She also keeps calling me Sammy…
Need I say more?