Chapter 1
Derek I Stiles
March 18th
[Sat 9:54pm]
Out of Red Bull. Going to the store, want anything?
[Sat 9:56pm]
Actually yes, can you see if they have more of those baked chips you bought last week?
[Sat 9:59pm]
Baked chips?
[Sat 10:00pm]
When did I buy baked chips Laura?
[Sat 10:03pm]
…I think you texted the wrong number dude.
[Sat 10:06pm]
Shit, I did. Sorry.
[Sat 10:17pm]
It's cool. I needed to do something anyway.
[Sat 10:19pm]
So I'm a diversion?
[Sat 10:20pm]
I wouldn't say a diversion per se, more like a chance to broaden my horizons and talk to someone outside of my circle of friends. Although given the circumstances, this might sound a bit weird.
[Sat 10:22pm]
Uh huh.
[Sat 10:24pm]
Yup.
[Sat 10:25pm]
Do you do this with everyone that texts you at random?
[Sat 10:27pm]
No. Not really. Only to those that text back and keep on texting.
[Sat 10:28pm]
Like you good sir.
[Sat 10:29pm]
Stiles.
[Sat 10:30pm]
?
[Sat 10:31pm]
Stiles that's my name.
[Sat 10:33pm]
What kind of name is Stiles?
[Sat 10:34pm]
Well, I don't' know, that kind of name that is my name?
[Sat 10:35pm]
It's a nickname, but that's what I go by nowadays.
[Sat 10:37pm]
Ah, well, I'm Derek.
[Sat 10:41pm]
Derek, huh? So how's that trip to get Red Bull going?
[Sat 10:42pm]
By the way, you should know that those are bad for you.
[Sat 10:44pm]
I know, but I need the energy boost. And I'm on my way back to my bus now.
[Sat 10:46pm]
You have a bus?
[Sat 10:47pm]
Are you a groupie?
[Sat 10:48pm]
Nope.
[Sat 10:49pm]
Road trip?
[Sat 10:50pm]
In a way.
[Sat 10:52pm]
Okay I give up will you just tell me?
[Sat 10:54pm]
It's the least you can do for not getting me my baked chips.
[Sat 10:55pm]
I made no promises to get you your chips.
[Sat 10:57pm]
And I'm in a band.
[Sat 10:59pm]
Oh god, please don't tell me I'm talking to Derek Grant.
[Sat 11:00pm]
Allison would die if she knew I'm talking to a member of Alkaline Trio.
[Sat 11:01pm]
What? No.
[Sat 11:02pm]
Oh. Okay, so you're not Derek Grant?
[Sat 11:04pm]
Nope. Sorry to burst your bubble.
[Sat 11:05pm]
It's cool.
[Sat 11:07pm]
So what's your band's name?
[Sat 11:09pm]
Not telling.
[Sat 11:10pm]
What? Come on tell me.
[Sat 11:11pm]
That's not how this works, I tell you something about me and you tell me something about you.
[Sat 11:12pm]
So go on.
[Sat 11:14pm]
Well what do you wanna know?
[Sat 11:15pm]
I don't know. I'm in a band. What do you do?
[Sat 11:17pm]
I'm a sous-chef.
[Sat 11:18pm]
Fancy.
[Sat 11:19pm]
And here I thought you were a wanted criminal.
[Sat 11:20pm]
Okay your turn.
[Sat 11:21pm]
Rude, just letting you know.
[Sat 11:22pm]
Can I ask what your band's name is?
[Sat 11:24pm]
No.
[Sat 11:25pm]
Why not?
[Sat 11:26pm]
Because you would google it and that would be creepy.
[Sat 11:27pm]
You'd know what I look like and everything.
[Sat 11:29pm]
Ugh. Fine. Favorite food?
[Sat 11:31pm]
Cheetos.
[Sat 11:32pm]
That is so fucking helpful dude.
[Sat 11:32pm]
Shut up.
[Sat 11:33pm]
There are a bunch of Cheetos. Pick a damn flavor.
[Sat 11:34pm]
I'm gonna go ahead and say that you like the flaming hot.
[Sat 11:36pm]
They're okay. Not my favorites, but I guess.
[Sat 11:56pm]
Hello?
[Sun 12:05am]
Okay then.
March 19th
[Sun 12:10pm]
Hey my bad about last night I fell asleep.
[Sun 12:11pm]
Its fine just thought that you got bored of this.
[Sun 12:13pm]
Well I regret to inform you that I don't get bored that easily.
[Sun 12:15pm]
Damn, I'll just have to try harder next time to be boring.
[Sun 12:16pm]
So is this like a game now?
[Sun 12:18pm]
Yes. Yes, it is.
[Sun 12:20pm]
Well you're gonna lose, just sayin'.
[Sun 12:21pm]
No I'm not I'm gonna win.
[Sun 12:24pm]
Dream on Derek. Dream on.
March 23rd
[Thurs 1:10am]
So I'm making pancakes.
[Thurs 1:11am]
Thanks for the update.
[Thurs 1:13am]
Do you want one?
[Thurs 1:15am]
How the hell are you going to send me pancakes?
[Thurs 1:17am]
I don't know…
[Thurs 1:18am]
Magic!
[Thurs 1:20am]
Hold on a minute, you said you were a sous-chef. Why are you making pancakes? Can't you like make something, I don't know, fancier?
[Thurs 1:22am]
Pancakes are heavenly at this hour that's why.
[Thurs 1:23am]
And why would I whip up something 'fancy' this late at night?
[Thurs 1:25am]
I wish you can see this stack.
[Thurs 1:26am]
It's fucking glorious. *man tear*
[Thurs 1:28am]
Now I'm hungry.
[Thurs 1:30am]
Yes! My plan was a success!
[Thurs 1:36am]
I found a bag of Doritos.
[Thurs 1:37am]
What now?
[Thurs 1:38am]
:(
[Thurs 1:40am]
Sweet victory.
[Thurs 1:41am]
Don't matter, I have more of those baked chips.
[Thurs 1:42am]
So screw you and your Doritos.
[Thurs 1:43am]
:D
[Thurs 1:44am]
You've just insulted my Doritos. Prepare to die.
[Thurs 1:46am]
I'm too young to die.
[Thurs 1:47am]
I haven't even finished my pancakes yet!
[Thurs 1:49am]
Then apologize.
[Thurs 1:50am]
No.
[Thurs 1:53am]
Do it. You hurt my chip's feelings.
[Thurs 1:56am]
It's a bag of nachos. IT DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS.
[Thurs 1:58am]
You never know.
[Thurs 2:01am]
It's too late to get into this with you.
[Thurs 2:03am]
It doesn't matter. I finished the bag already.
[Thurs 2:05am]
…I'm not even done with my stack.
[Thurs 2:06am]
Wow, you're a slow eater.
[Thurs 2:07am]
Shut up.
[Thurs 2:09am]
I love to savor my food, thank you very much.
[Thurs 2:11am]
Sure you do.
[Thurs 2:13am]
It's too late to get into this with you.
[Thurs 2:17am]
I don't know why people say pancakes taste better with syrup. All it does is just make it all sugary and sticky and just ugh.
[Thurs 2:19am]
How could you even say that?
[Thurs 2:21am]
You're dead to me Stiles.
[Thurs 2:23am]
I'm just saying the truth!
[Thurs 2:24am]
And you barely know me.
[Thurs 2:34am]
Really Derek?
