You Know You Want to Hit This
Fiora continued, "Deh challonge eez ballon-chasseur! Or as you Engleesh folks know it as doodgeboll!"
Ryze nodded, "The rules are simple. If you throw the ball and it hits somebody, the person who was hit is out. If you catch a ball, the person who threw the ball is out. Whichever team has all their players eliminated 1st, is the loser. Ok?"
Fiora smiled, "Perrfect!"
Akali raised her hand, "Are we aloud to use our abilities?"
Ryze confirmed, "Yes, you are."
"Haha! I'll just hide in my twilight shroud."
The teams went on opposite sides of the arena.
Here are the teams in case you forgot: (It gets really confusing considering there's 16 champions)
Then, a countdown began:
Immediately, nearly everyone ran to get a ball. The only person that stayed back was Teemo, who stood there until he disappeared.
Ahri bent over to get the ball but Garen grabbed it first.
Ahri said with a very, I mean, VERY seductive voice, "Now, you wouldn't leave a poor girl with nothing to defend herself with, right? Give me the ball."
Garen, falling for her charm, obviously, did as she commanded, "Demacia?"
She smiled, "Thank you!" She threw the ball at him right afterwards. Garen was eliminated.
Kat rolled her eyes as she witnessed this, "Garen, you're pathetic."
"UGH! DEMACIAAA! Now Kat will DEMACIAAAA never love me… DEMACIAAAA!"
Ezreal kept throwing dodge balls at the other team. His aim was actually spot on. He rarely ever missed. First, he hit Shen. Then, he hit Soraka. Now, he's aiming for Wukong.
"Take that, you monkey! HAHA!" The ball hit Wukong or so Ezreal thought. The truth was, Wukong left one of his clones in his spot to confuse Ezreal and it worked.
All of a sudden, a ball was flying towards Ezreal, and Ezreal still hadn't noticed.
Taric, seeing this, dived in front of Ezreal in attempt to save him, "Ezreal! NOOOOOOO!" Sadly, Taric misjudged his dive, and the ball ended up bouncing off his arm and hitting Ezreal in the face causing the both of them to be eliminated.
Akali was dominating as well; she hid in her twilight shroud and went in and out of it every once in a while simply to hit someone. She managed to hit Twisted Fate and Jinx. Sadly, like most people, she didn't see Evelynn coming.
Akali was in her shroud; she noticed a ball flying out of nowhere. Unfortunately, Akali had no time to dodge it, and it hit her in the boob.
Tryndamere, with his powerful right arm, threw the ball, randomly, and it just stopped in mid air and fell down.
Trynadmere was confused, "Uhh... What?"
Evelynn showed herself, "You got me. I'm out" Evelynn walked off.
Kat looked around, "Ugh, I'm the only one left. My team's pathetic…"
Ahri, Ahse, Tryndamere, Wukong, and Sona all threw a ball at Kat the same time.
Kat sighed, "I'm screwed." All of them hit Kat.
Team 2, except for Sona because of, you know, she doesn't speak, cheered because they just won the challenge. Or so they thought.
Teemo, with his bonus attack speed appeared out of nowhere and was about to throw a ball when…
"IT'S NOT OVER YET!" Teemo jumped out with a ball.
Everyone gasped because none of them were ready to dodge or catch.
He was about to throw it but suddenly a ball hit him.
Teemo just stood there in shock, "Wait… What?"
Sona, who was useless the entire game hit Teemo with a dodge ball, "… :)"
Everyone ran and hugged Sona and cheered again.
Ryze clapped, "Congrats, Team 2, you win! Team 1, we'll see you at elimination.
Later that night…
Ryze spoke, "Whoever I name is safe. Evelynn, Ezreal, Katarina, Taric, Twisted Fate, and Jinx. Leaving Garen and Teemo. Garen, you were the first to be eliminated and died because of you're stupidity."
Garen argued, "IT WAS AHRI! SHE'S JUST SO-"
Ryze continued, " And Teemo, you were useless the entire time."
Fiora smiled, "And deh first person to be eleemeeneetayed frrrom our show eez…. You weell find oot afterrrr dese messages!"
Everyone moaned, "You're kidding me! Are you for real? Get this over with!"
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Fiora smiled, "Aneewayees, deh 1st perrrrson to be eeleemeeneetayed from deh show eez… TEEMO! Garren, you are safe!"
Garen cheered, "WOOT!"
Teemo was being dragged away, "NO! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
Ryze stood in front of the camera, "Well, that was an interesting night. Anyways, see you next time."
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