Nidalee: The Disney Princess
Ezreal smiled, "Hey guys! Welcome to LoL Survivor! I'm your NEW host Ezreal."
Lux hugged Ezreal, "And I'm his girlfriend, Lux! I meant, co-host!"
Ezreal laughed, "No you didn't."
Lux sighed, "You caught me!"
"I've moved on. I don't need a stupid Ezreal. Pfft, who needs men when you have your hand to talk to!"
The cameraman started laughing.
"Wait. That's not what I meant! Cut that from the tape!"
All the contestants walked in, "Hey, where are Fiora and Ryze?"
"Well, you see," Lux explained, "Ryze and Fiora were fired because they sucked so they replaced them with us!"
Ezreal nodded, "Not exactly how it went but I guess you could put it that way…? Anyways, today you're going to have an EATING challenge. Yay for food."
Lux grinned, "Here's how it works. One of the previous contestants gets to cook a meal for you. Whether it tastes good or bad is up to them. Then, you must eat the food they've created in 10 minutes. If you barf, you lose. If you fail to finish the dish in the time requirement, then you lose. If you manage to eat the entire dish, you're safe from elimination. Understood?"
Ezreal smiled, "Good. But before we start, let's see who your chef will be." He led the contestants to an enormous game show wheel with all of the eliminated contestants faces. "So we go my alphabetical order. Ahri, you're first. Just spin the wheel."
Ahri got Brolaf.
"Fuck. He's probably going to add a drug to my food…"
Jinx went up next, "Come on! Give me Akali! She's the only one who can cook!"
As luck would have it, Jinx got Akali. Jinx jumped up and down, "YES!"
It was Kat's turn.
"Please please pleaseeeeee give me Garen. He's the only one that doesn't hate me."
"I never thought I would hear those words come out of my mouth…"
And out of all the people she could've gotten, she got her arch nemesis: Nidalee.
"FUCK ME! NOOOOOO! SHE'S GOING TO POISON ME!"
Sona spun the wheel next and she got Tryndamere, " ;_; "
Jinx giggled, "It's ok. Hopefully he won't mess it up too badly like he did earlier in the show."
Talon went up next and he got Garen, "FUCK! NO! HE HATES ME!"
Kat walked up to Talon, "Wanna switch? Garen loves me and Nidalee is a whore for all attractive men."
Talon nodded, "Yeah I would love- Wait. You think I'm attractive?"
Kat blushed, "Oh shut up. Garen's hotter than you."
"I knew DEMACIAAA that she DEMACIAAA loves me."
Ezreal shook his head, "Sorry, you're not allowed to switch. You picked Nidalee, you're stuck with Nidalee. Anyways, Wukong, it's your turn."
Wukong got Shen.
Wukong nodded, "Alright, not bad."
Lux clapped her hands together, "Alright, we'll call you back when the food is ready. Do as you please until then."
Meanwhile in the kitchen…
Nidalee squealed, "Yes! I can now kill Katarina by adding arsenic into her food!"
Garen glared, "I will DEMACIAAA destroy you if you DEMACIAAA do."
Nidalee giggled, "Don't worry, honey, I won't kill her." She added really quietly, "I'll just give her explosive diarrhoea that'll last for months."
NIdalee answered really quickly, "Nothing!"
"I heard DEMACIAAA what she DEMACIAAA said. Don't worry, DEMACIAAA my beloved, I'll protect DEMACIAAA you!"
Nidalee turned to Garen, "You'll probably have some fun too. Killing Talon for stealing your girl."
Garen nodded, "I hope he can DEMACIAAA handle it. Actually, I hope he DEMACIAAA can't"
Shen and Akali were chatting, "So, Akali, do you plan on making Jinx's dish enjoyable?"
Akali nodded, "Yeah, Jinx was never really mean to me. In fact most of the time she just kept me entertained. How about you?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give Wukong some food that he'll never forget."
Akali understanding what he meant began to giggle, "You're so mean sometimes."
Brolaf fell on top of Akali, "BRO! YOU'RE BACK! HAHA!"
Akali pushed him off her, "Brolaf, get off me."
"Wait, brut, what's wrong bruh? Cause like, bruh, we used to be besties, bruh."
Akali sighed, patted him on the back, and walked away, "Nothing, it's fined, bruh."
"Yeah, I'm not angry anymore. I took the Dragotine on my on terms. It's not like he forced it down my throat. What happened with the toilet exploding and stuff was all my fault."
Ezreal walked into the room, "Alright, start cooking. Your dish must be finished in an hour and a half."
Akali gave Brolaf a hug and wished him luck.
Nidalee left the kitchen claiming that "she needed air" with a plate. When she arrived outside and she started… Singing?
"I NEED ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS HERE RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I MUST ASK THEM FOR A FAVOUR TODAY." As she sang, little critters crowded her. "THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING ME RIGHT HERE. NOW I ASK THAT YOU POOP ON THIS PLATE, MY DEARS! I'LL STIR IT UP IN A GIANT POT! THEN I'LL FEED IT TO KAT AND WATCH HER SHIT A LOT!" and believe it or not, it worked. Moments later, Nidalee had a plate filled with animal poo.
"I'm no Disney princess but hey, I'm just as hot as one."
Taric yelled, "YOU'RE REVOLTING!"
"TARIC!?" Nidalee screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU- AAAHHH!"
Taric pounced on her and started pulling her hair.
Nidalee did as she promised, and put all of the poop into a pot and stirred them all together.
She was making a fancy chocolate cake for Jinx, "This'll taste great. Oh I'm sure she'll love it."
"Hey Akali," Tryndamere asked, "Can you pass me the sugar?"
Akali nodded and handed him a white bag.
She turned and started cooking once more. Then…
"Tryndamere, wait! I accidently gave you the..." She turned and saw Tryndamere put a whole shit ton of salt into his bowl.
Akali frowned, "I accidently gave you the salt."
Tryndamere gasped, "Akali! OH MY GOD NO! WAIT A SECOND! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOUS! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET REVENGE BECAUSE I POURED SALT INTO THE CAKE INSTEAD OF SUGAR ON THE COOKING CHALLENGE!"
Akali shook her head, "No, I would never! Tryndamere, I don't care about that stupid challenge anymore please don't be mad."
Tryndamere started laughing, "I got you!"
Tryndamere showed her his bowl, "The only ingredient in here is salt." He dumped the salt out of the bowl into a garbage can.
Akali glared at him, "You're a shit, you know that?"
Tryndamere nodded, "Ashe tells me so every day."
Garen put a whole bunch of random ingredients together, like oyster sauce with a taco shell.
"I WILL DEMACIAAA KILL YOU TALON! MUAHAHAHDEMACIAAAHAHAHAHA!
"Yooooooo, she's gonna love this dish! Woah… I can feel the effects wearing off. Better take another dose."
He pulled a bag filled with dried leaves and tried to open.
"Why won't you op-" he accidently pulled the bag too hard and it burst. The leaves were all over his food. "Oops…"
Shen watched as Brolaf spilt drugs all over Ahri's food.
"Why the hell isn't Brolaf in jail?"
Shen went back to mixing his own food together. He added a whole bunch of salt to his food. Like literally, it was a whole bunch of salt with a sprinkle of pasta on top.
DING DING DING
Ezreal walked into the room, "Alright, time is up. Just place your plate on the corresponding name." Ezreal showed a cart filled with the remaining contestants' names.
Nidalee walked over with a bowl and placed it on Kat's name, "Oh she's going to love my pudding."
"I've been DEMACIAAA observing Nidalee's dish, and I DEMACIAAA can tell that she DEMACIAAA plans on hurting DEMACIAAA my beloved."
After everyone placed their plates onto the cart, Garen casually walked over to the cart and switched Jinx's and Katarina's food.
"Don't worry my DEMACIAAA love, I've got DEMACIAAA you."
"THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! HAVE FUN WITH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEOA KAT!"
Ezreal smiled, "Alright, you're free to go home now."
Everyone nodded and walked away.
Back to the contestants…
Lux handed everyone his or her plates, "Alright, you've got 10 minutes to eat the entire thing… GO!"
Everyone observed their plates before they began.
She looked at her salad, "Hey, it doesn't look that bad." She began to eat it, "Doesn't taste that bad either." Slowly, Ahri began to feel really happy. And I mean REALLY happy.
"OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! BROLAF TOTES DRUGGED ME BUT I FEEL GREAT DOE! DIS FEELZ SO GOOD DOE! OH MAH GAWD! HAHA… HAHAHAHAHAH! I NEED MOAR OF DIS O_O"
Jinx looked at what was supposed to be Kat's poop pudding, "OH this looks DELICIOUS!" Jinx quickly stuffed her face with poop not even realizing what she was eating, "Huh… this tastes… unique… BUT IT'S DELICOUS! GET IN MY BELLEH!" One second later, the entire bowl was licked clean. Ew….
"Woah… This cake looks amazing… Maybe Nid doesn't hate me after all?"
Kat took a little bite, "Woah, this tastes amazing!" She quickly started to stuff her face in chocolate.
Sona ate Tryndamere's chocolate chip cookies, "Dx" They tasted horrible.
Talon stared at his nasty plate, "What is this thing?" He poked it with a fork and it moved, "Oh my fucking god! It's alive. There's a breathing and moving monster on my plate! I refuse to eat this… this thing."
Wukong smiled as looked at the pasta, "This looks amazing! I love pasta!"
He quickly took a bite and spat it out, "WATAH! I NEED WATAH!"
Ezreal handed him a glass, "Well Wukong, you're out."
Wukong wanted to answer but he was too busy gagging.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"Well, time is up. Congrats to Ahri, Kat, and Jinx because they're the only ones who finished their food. The rest, good luck."
Later that night…
Ahri groaned as she lied down on her side, "I feel like death. I'm never taking drugs again."
Ezreal announced the loser, "Sona, you're safe. Leaving only Talon and Wu… Wu… pack your things because you've been eliminated."
Ahri stood up, "WHAT!? That's- Oh and I'm going back down." Ahri slowly sat down, "Not a good idea."
Wukong sighed, "Well, I made it far. But before I go…" He quickly turned around and kissed Ahri.
Ahri was too surprised to react.
Wukong smiled, "Good luck guys!" Then he walked away.
"FINALLY! Only took him 16 weeks but he finally kissed me. He's not a very good kisser though… Meh, we'll work on it."
At Ryze's house…
Fiora and Ryze watched the episode, "I can't believe they fired us!"
"I know right? We aren't zat bad, right?"
"Not to mention that Ezreal and Lux suck at this! What kind of hosts are they!? They have no energy and they aren't funny! At least we had some humour! The viewers loved it when we insulted one another!"
"Ryze, we 'ave to get our job back."
Ryze nodded, "I agree."
(Hope you liked today's episode! Woot woot! I hope I made it up to you because I tried to make it extra long. Anyways, there are only 5 contestants left (not for long though) so make sure you guys vote! Here are the people you may eliminate:)