LoL Survivor

The Final Tree

"Welcome back, Summoners. You're watching LoL Survivor and we've arrived to the final 3!"

"We are your 'osts, Fiora and Ryze."

Ryze smiled, "Please welcome our top 3 contestants!"

Kat, Jinx, and Sona walked in front of the camera. Katarina was frowning but Sona and Jinx had a ridiculous grin upon their faces.

Kat's Confessional

"I need to win this challenge. If not, I lose. This is my only chance."

Ryze announced, "Before we begin this challenge, here's a message from our proud sponsors!"

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"…" Ryze didn't know how to respond, "Did we just witness a commercial filled with sexual innuendos for a pawn shop…?"

Fiora shrugged, "Meh, better zan last week's commercial, Fartodine."

Ryze nodded in agreement, "Yeah… Some people come up with the weirdest things… ANYWAYS, today we have an odd challenge for you three fine contestants. You will have to all hang onto this tree." Ryze stepped to the side to reveal a tall oak tree.

Jinx tilted her head in confusion, "What? That's the stupidest challenge I've ever heard."

Ryze explained, "Well, you see Jinx, whoever hangs from this magnificent and well-priced tree that we bought from Trees-R-Us wins this challenge."

Katarina's Confessional

"Yes! Jinx has scrawny arms and Sona just isn't as muscular as I am. I stand a chance!"

Sona's Confessional

" :/ "

Fiora clapped her hands together, "Understood?" Everyone nodded.

Ryze grinned, "Good, now jump onto that wood."

Katarina punched Ryze in the face, "You're nasty as fuck."

Ryze put his finger underneath his nose trying to see if it was bleeding, "I just wanted to be funny…"

Kat grumbled, "Get funnier jokes then."

A few seconds later, everyone had stood under the tree waiting for the challenge to start.

Fiora counted down, "3, 2, 1, GO!"

Everyone jumped in unison and grabbed hold of the lowest branch on the magnificent and well-priced tree from Trees-R-Us.

Jinx giggled, "Hey maybe this won't be so bad. We'll have who knows how much bonding time."

" :D "

Kat replied sarcastically, "Yay…"

Jinx already began to sweat, "Oh… but this isn't as easy as I thought it would be either. Ooh fudge pops."

Sona nodded in agreement.

Kat shook her head, "This is hard? Try killing an entire army troop on your own. That shit is hard."

Jinx replied, "Oh. I should try that sometime and take a break from all those cities that I've erased from the face of the planet."

Kat's Confessional

"Did she just… sass me?"

It got awkward for a while until Kat spoke, "You know I'm surprised I even got this far, to be honest."

" :) "

Jinx smiled, "Aww. Sona! That's so sweet!"

Kat asked, "What did she say?"

Jinx answered, "Oh, she said that she's not surprised that you made it this far because you're apparently a great, beautiful, and confident girl."

Kat blushed, "Really? You think I'm great?"

" :D "

"But, I've been a complete bitch this entire season. All I've done is yell and shout."

Jinx giggled, "Yeah we know, you can be a real, pardon my potty mouth, bitch sometimes… well, most of the time. But even then we can tell that you're trying to change that. So everything is ok."

Kat stayed silent. She didn't know how to respond.

Jinx's arms started shaking. It started off as a little wobble and rapidly began a little earthquake in her body.

"I can't do this any long-AAAH!" Jinx fell and landed on her butt, "Ouch! Aww. I guess I lost."

" D: "

Jinx smiled, "Yeah you're right. I'll win the next one."

Kat asked, "Just out of curiosity, what would you guys want if you win?"

Jinx tilted her head, "What do you mean? We don't know what the prize is."

Kat explained, "I overheard Fiora and Ryze talking earlier in the season and they mentioned something about the prize being anything the winner wanted."

" :D"

"I KNOW RIGHT! THAT'S SO COOL!... But umm how?"

Kat shrugged, "I don't know. Does it really matter?"

Jinx shook her head, "No not really. Well, I'm not sure what I want. I'm just doing this for the fun of it. I don't really care if I win or lose."

"What? You're kidding me, right?"

Jinx pointed out, "No, I'm not. I already blow things up, set buildings on fire, blow things up, and kill screaming and completely innocent people, what more could I ask for?"

Kat suggested, "Well what about some new better guns?"

Jinx shook her head, "Nah, Pow Pow and Fishbones were given to me as a birthday gift from my mom and dad. I could never replace them."

Kat questioned Jinx's entire family's sanity, "Wait… You're parents gave you a rocket launcher and a machine gun for your birthday…?"

Jinx nodded, "Yeah, my entire family is in the whole annihilation of the world business. My mom, my dad, my sister, even little baby Chester kills on a regular basis."

"Well then… How about you, Sona? What would you get?"

"… :D"

Jinx smiled, "Aww Sona!"

Katarina was curious, "What does she want?"

Jinx giggled, "A voice silly! Just imagine how hard it must be to not talk EVER! All I ever do is talk talk talk talk. Like I go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and-"

"ON! We get it! Damn."

Jinx continued, "So a voice would really be great."

Kat felt really guilty, "Oh that's great. If I don't win, I hope you get what you want."

Kat's Confessional

"Oh my god. I'm horrible…

" D:" Sona's arms started to give away on her.

Jinx jumped up and down trying to motivate Sona, "YOU CAN DO IT!"

I wanted to win this competition just to reassure myself that I'm the best champion there is…


I don't deserve to win this this competition…


I'm sorry for everything that I've said and done. Good luck girls."

"Oh no!" Kat let go of the branch and fell on the ground.

Jinx cheered, "YOU DID IT SONA! YOU DID IT!"

" :D "


Ryze shook his head, "Well, sorry, but guess what? You didn't. Sona, you've won invincibility for the night. Jinx and Kat, good luck."

Fiora pointed out, "Actually, we all know 'oo iz going 'ome tonight. Sorry Kat, but you've been eliminated."

Two security guards dragged Kat away, "NO! THIS ISN'T FAIR! NOOOOO!"

Kat's Confessional

"You know, I always thought of Jinx and Sona as idiots but, today, I've learned how wrong I was. They are not stupid. They're just misunderstood. Thanks, girls. I've learned a lot from you."

Jinx's Confessional

"Haha Katarina totally threw the challenge. I saw her let go. I guess Kat isn't that bad of a person after all… Crap. That means I owe Sona 20 dollars…"

(Well I hope you liked this chapter even though this one was much less funnier and more to the serious tone. As always vote and next chapter will be posted up next week. Also, I need to ask you a question. Would you guys be willing to have a season 2? It will have different characters participating and different hosts and such so that it doesn't get repetitive. It's just that I don't want to write another season if no one is going to read it because it is, after all, an interactive fan fiction. Anyways, have a good night, day, or evening depending on when you are reading this and VOTE!)

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