Season Two Interview! Part 2
Ezreal walked into a different room and instantly gagged. There was vomit and ooze everywhere and the tables and the two chairs that had been placed in every room in the building are missing.
A cute little thing stood there in the corner, "Food food… KOG NEED FOOD!" He turned around and saw Ezreal, "Food…?"
Ezreal shook his head, "No, Kog, I'm not food."
Ezreal nodded, "Yes, I'm positive."
Kog'Maw sighed, "But you look so crunchy and so yummy for my tummy… And not fattening, which great because Kog on diet… Can Kog eat you please?"
Ezreal reached into his pocket and pulled out a chocolate bar, "Here you go. I was saving it for later but I think you need it more."
"FOOD!" Kog jumped and ate the chocolate bar right from Ezreal's hand.
Ezreal asked, "Anyways, do you think you have a chance on winning this competition?"
Kog shook his head, "Nope."
Ezreal seemed confused, "Well then why did you apply for this competition?"
Kog'Maw looked at Ezreal for a few seconds and replied, "Kog no know."
Ezreal stared at Kog'Maw for few seconds questioning Kog's sanity, "Umm… Alright then, if you were to win, what would you ask for?"
Kog'Maw instantly replied with, "Food."
"You would wish for food?"
Kog'Maw smiled and nodded repeatedly, "Yes yes. Food is good. Food is nice. Wait second, Kog feels urge to puke."
And milliseconds later, a geyser of green, bubbly, stinky ooze blasted out of Kog'Maw's mouth and all over Ez. "BLAAAAAAAAGGH!"
Ezreal stood there trying to process what just happened, "EWWWW!"
Ezreal ran out and entered the room where Karma and Lux were finding inner peace, "LUX PLEASE I NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR TURN! THE PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE! ONE GUY ASKED IF HE COULD AND I QUOTE, "HAVE YOUR BOOTY?" AND THEN KOG MAW PUKED ALL OVER ME!"
Lux held her finger up, "Shhh, I'm finding inner peace. Deal with it."
Ezreal angrily stomped away and out the door.
"Your boyfriend is very loud." Karma said.
Lux sighed, "Tell me about it."
"Stupid girlfriend, stupid inner peace. You know, I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! EEEKK!" Ezreal screamed as soon as he entered the room. A big red monster thing with a shit ton of teeth and claws took up half the space in the room. Actually, he barely fit into the room.
"HELLO ME CHO'GATH. YOU?"
Ezreal cowered in fear, "I'm- I'm E-ezreal."
"HELLO I'M EZREAL."
Ezreal stopped cowering in fear as soon as he noticed that Cho'Gath wasn't the smartest person, "It's just Ezreal."
"OH. HELLO JUST EZREAL!"
Ezreal sighed, "You're not very smart are you?"
"NO BUT IT'S OK. MAMA SAYS I GOOD PERSONALITIES!" Cho'Gath smiled.
"YUP! WSIBGREKRHBREOIWERHBOUBE!" And Ezreal was afraid again. Cho'Gath began making a whole bunch of really weird noises.
Moments later, he stopped and pulled out a monocle and a top hat, "Now now, my dear Cho'Gath, Mother said I had a good personality. Not you. She was never really fond of you, dear idiot of mine. SKJBNIWJBTEBIHB THAT'S NOT TRUE. MAMA LOVED ME. EOTJNEBERORBTRN That's not what she told me. Laugh laugh laugh."
Ezreal pointed out, "You just said laugh laugh laugh instead of laughing…"
Cho'Gath faced Ezreal, "Oh hello, I'm Edward although I'm having my name permanently changed to Edwardo because it makes me sound classier. So call me Edwardo instead. Laugh laugh laugh. How about you, good sir?"
"Well. I already told Cho'Gath but I'm-"
"EBIUBRNFBIJ BFNEIOVJB THIS MY INTERVIEW EDWARD BJTJNBEONR Call me Edwardo OJBENOBERRONBOUNE SHUT UP VROJN RVKEORENEB What did you say to me? BEOINRIOBEEB I SAID SHUT UP IBEJNERIOJNRBE…"
Ezreal slowly backed out of the room horrified. He proceeded to quietly close the room door and walked away.
"Just one normal person. ONE!"
Caitlyn sat on the chair in front of table looking at her watch.
Ezreal walked in, "Please be normal, please please please!"
Ezreal said, "What?"
"You were supposed to interview me a ten minutes ago, but now you're late. You should really consider the fact that maybe I have places to go and places to be. It's very rude of you and not at all civilized."
Ezreal apologized, "I'm sorry."
"Apology accepted. Now, if you don't mind, we need to hurry this up a bit. I've got places to be."
Ezreal nodded, "Alright, do think you can win this?"
Caitlyn laughed, "Of course. Why would I have applied if I didn't?"
"Well, to be honest with you, I asked that question earlier and the person didn't know why they did."
Caitlyn laughed some more, "Some people."
Ezreal smiled, "Yeah. And that same person also puked all over me."
Caitlyn giggled, "So that's why you smell absolutely revolting. I didn't really want to say anything because that would be rude of me."
Ezreal frowned, "But I took a shower afterwards and changed my clothing…"
"Uh oh. I didn't really mean it! Honestly, you don't smell THAT bad. You don't smell great but it's bearable."
"I'm kidding. I never took a shower or had the time to change."
Caitlyn crossed her arms and chuckled, "You bum! You scared me! I thought I had actually offended you!"
Ezreal grinned, "Gotcha."
Caitlyn checked her watch, "Oh dear. I'm sorry I have to end this early but I've got to go. It was a pleasure meeting you."
Ezreal shook her hand, "No really it's mine. Everyone I've interviewed today has been completely nuts!"
Caitlyn frowned, "That means I'm probably the boring one, aren't I?"
Ezreal shook his head, "No! Not at all. You're very refreshing. Being surrounded by crazy can be sort of overwhelming at times."
Caitlyn smiled, "That's true. Well thanks for having me." And she left the room.
Ezreal sighed, "She's gorgeous…"
Caitlyn walked out the hall way and then heard a giant noise of something breaking then a series of screams.
"PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!"
Two people, a girl with pink hair and a guy with black-gelled hair started running down the hallway.
"LET ME PUNCH YOUR FACE!"
"NOOOO! DON'T RUIN MY GORGEOUS FACE!"
They quickly ran past Caitlyn and suddenly came to a stop. Then, they ran backwards and stopped right in front of Caitlyn.
"Hey there, pretty lady… The name is Draaaaaaaven." The guy with the black hair said.
"Umm… Hello Draven. And don't call me that. It's rather creepy."
The pink haired girl punched Draven in the face and Draven flew into the wall.
"My name is Vi. Ignore him. He's an idiot. I was actually teaching him a lesson but I your beauty dazzled me." Vi held out her hand but Caitlyn just gave her a dirty look.
"Vi? What kind of a name is that?"
Vi tried to act nonchalant, "It stands for Violence."
Caitlyn crossed her hands, "Vi stands for Violence? That doesn't sound very pleasant."
Vi inched closer to Caitlyn, "Well, it's just a name."
Caitlyn blushed and shoved Vi away from her, "Get away from me, you… You Neanderthal."
Vi backed away, "Sure thing."
Caitlyn brushed her shoulders and held her chin up high, "Now if you don't mind, I have places to be. Good bye."
"Bye. Thank you for making my day."
Caitlyn blushed once more. She wasn't sure how to respond to that. She instead nervously walked away.
Vi let out a breath of air, "She's gorgeous… Now where did that little fucker go? Draven?"
Ezreal walked in front of where Vi's room is and saw that the door was missing… and half the wall was too, "What the…?"
"punch…punch…Punch… Punch… PUnch… PUnch…PUNch…PUNch…"
"What is that noise…?"
"PUNCh…PUNCh…PUNCH… PUNCH… PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCHHHHHHH!"
And at that very moment, Ezreal was knocked out.
Some time later…
"Ezreal! Ezreal! Wake up!"
Ezreal slowly opened his eyelids and saw Lux standing over him, "Ugh… What happened…?"
Lux inspected his face, "Ooh… I think you might need surgery…"
Ezreal groaned, "Ughhhh why does this happen to me?"
"Want me to interview the next couple people?"
Ezreal whined, "Yeahhh."
Lux kissed him, "Alright."
Lux walked in, and there was this gorgeous girl sitting on a chair waiting, "Hello, are you Leona?"
The girl turned around and smiled. Her smile would make you want to smile. And when you're next to her, there was always this feeling of warmth and safety, "Yup that's me!"
Lux groaned, "UGH! Why does every single female person have to be so fucking hot! They're making my self-esteem go down!"
Leona giggled, "No worries. You look gorgeous."
Lux shook her head, "BUT LOOK AT YOU! YOUR HAIR, YOUR BODY, YOUR FACE. OH MY GOD THAT FACE! Just please stop existing. And you're not the only one! Have you seen Miss Fortune?"
Leona looked puzzled, "Who?"
Lux pulled out the picture she took earlier on her phone.
Leona stared at the picture trying to take it all in, "Damn… I'm not sure if I want to be her or if I want her on top of me."
"SEE SEE! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I MET HER! Ugh, I'm so lucky Ezreal didn't see her or else he totally would've forgotten about me."
"Oh, he's my boyfriend. The poor guy was actually supposed to interview you, but he got punched in the face and now his face is like deformed…"
Leona froze. Her eye began twitching… "Is he hurt…?"
Lux looked worried, "Umm… Yeah…"
Leona pounced off her chair and out the door, "DON'T WORRY! I'LL PROTECT YOU!"
Lux watched at Leona lost her mind, "Umm… What just happened…?"
In the hallway, "I'M COMING. DON'T WORRY. NO ONE WILL HURT YOU!"
Ezreal was curled up on the ground, "Huh, what?"
Leona began to cry and her eyes were filled with tears, "I'LL SAVE YOU- AAHH!" Leona's tears made it so that she couldn't see very well. As a result, she tripped over Ezreal.
Leona sat up, "OH MY GOD! I'M SO SO SO SORRY! I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE ALL RIGHT! I JUST WANTED TO… WAHHHH!" And Leona began to sob on Ezreal.
"Y-y-you're sq-squishing me." Ezreal was unable to breathe, but Leona couldn't hear his pleads for help over her very loud sobbing.
Lux opened the door and saw another lady sitting there biting her nails, "Hi. Are you normal?"
Diana looked up, "I would… Hope… so…"
Lux celebrated, "YES! THANK GOD! This one lady, who's absolutely gorgeous by the way, seemed so nice but she was insane! The second she found out my boyfriend was in pain, she went mad and bolted out the door screaming something along the lines of, 'I'M COMING NO ONE WILL HURT YOU NOW!'"
Diana replied coldly, "I see you've met Leona. It's ok. It's just a thing that she does. She has this uncontrollable desire to make sure that everyone stays safe. It's really weird at first but you get used to it and it kind of grows on you actually."
"So you know her?" Lux asked curiously.
Diana nodded, "Unfortunately, yes. We used to be good friends."
"Used to…? What happened?"
Diana said emotionless, "People come, people go, there's no point in making a big deal out of it."
Lux nodded, "All right, let's being. If you were to win the competition, what would you ask for?"
Diana pondered, "I'm not entirely sure. I never really thought of that…"
"LUXXXX HELP ME!"
Lux and Diana both turned to the door and saw Ezreal burst into the room, "THIS CHICK IS CHASING ME!"
Lux faced Diana, "That's my boyfriend I was telling you about."
Diana looked at Ezreal and said, "I think he's gonna need some surgery for that…""Yeah, I think so too…"
Leona ran after Ezreal and followed him into the room, "I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALRIGHT!... Diana?"
Diana frowned, "Oh god…"
Leona smiled, "DIANA!" She ran and hugged her.
Diana rolled her eyes and replied coldly, "Get off of me or else I will hurt you."
Leona let go and giggled, "You haven't changed a bit."
Diana gave Leona a dirty look, "Apparently, neither have you."
Leona grinned, "Isn't that great!?"
Leona frowned, "Oh… I see…"
Diana walked up to Lux, "If you don't mind, I'm gonna leave now."
Lux tried to stop her but it was too late. Diana was gone.
Leona sighed, "Well, it was nice seeing you nonetheless." And Leona left too.
Leaving Lux and Ezreal alone, "Are you ok?"
Ezreal nodded, "Yeah, I'll talk to Veigar. You can talk to Lulu."
Lux hugged him, "Alright then. Don't get hurt again."
Ezreal said sarcastically, "Sigh. You say that as if I can control what happens to me."
"Hello, minion." Veigar said.
Ezreal mumbled to himself, "Ugh… Why can't they be normal…"
"I heard that! Note to self, kill this minion after I take over the world."
Ezreal read off a paper, "Alright, let's get this over with. Do you think you can win this competition? Why?"
"OF COURSE! I AM ALL POWERFUL. AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Veigar cackled.
Ezreal grunted, "Ugh… What would you ask for if you were to win?"
"The world of course! I will rule the world."
Ezreal was losing his patience, "What quality would you want in your partner?"
"Someone who will listen to me and help me-"
Ezreal interrupted, "Rule the world? I know. I got it the first time."
Veigar glared at Ezreal, "How dare you treat me in such manner. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED, IMBECILE!"
As Lux was walking past Veigar's room, she heard Ezreal scream, "Today's just not his day, is it…" She entered the room with Lulu's name on it.
"Hello! I'm Lulu! And this is Pix!" She pointed to a little fairy that was hiding under her had. "He's a little shy. It's ok Pix. She's friendly."
Pix hesitantly floated towards Lux.
Lux awed, "He's so cute!"
All of a sudden, a really low, manly voice could be heard, "CUTE? WHO DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS? I'M GONNA FUCKING BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS, YOU STUPID ASS HOE!"
Lux's jaw dropped.
Lulu giggled, "Isn't he sweet?"
He turned to Lulu, "SWEET!? WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR PUSSY AP-"
Lulu grabbed him and stuffed her under her hat and giggled some more, "He's just in a bad mood. Heehee. Hee."
Pix's voice could still be heard, but it's slightly muffled, "I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS HAT."
Lulu giggled, "Heehee!"
Lux looked at her watch and sighed, "You know what Lulu, it's been a long fucking day, and to be honest, I'm not really in the mood for your shit. Sorry, but bye." And Lux left the room.
Leaving Pix and Lulu alone.
Lulu frowned, "Pix, why can't you be more friendly? I just want to fit in for once and you're really not making this easy. Don't you want friends?"
Pix hugged Lulu's finger, "But Lulu, you're the only friend I need."
Lulu gave him a little smile, "It's ok. I'm glad I know you. Now let's go home, you little cutie."
END OF INTERVIEWS
Ezreal was lying on the ground unconscious and Lux stood right next to his unconscious body, "Thank you for watching these amazing interviews. Good-bye and fuck you all. Come on, Ez. Let's leave." Lux then proceeded to struggle to drag Ezreal away.
(Oh my gosh. I instantly regret writing a season 2. It takes me so long to plan and write one chapter xD Anyways, I hope you enjoyed today's chapter. If I have time, I'll post another chapter this upcoming Sunday but if not, I'll try my hardest to update the week afterwards. Anyways, now that you know where I plan on going with these characters, you actually get to vote. So write a review or message me on who you want eliminated. Have a good week and I hope you enjoyed this chapter.)