Senpai Noticed me! Part 1
Quinn stood with Valor on her shoulder, "Hello, Summoners! You're probably still wondering why I'm still here. Well, Jinx and Sona aren't really done with their vacation so I'm still replacing them…" Quinn coughed a few times. "Please welcome our contestants!"
Everyone walked in, "You're still here?"
Quinn sighed, "Yeah… Although, luckily for you, Jinx and Sona watched last weeks episode and told me I sucked. So, they've recorded a video of them explaining the challenge sooooo… Valor, insert the tape!"
Valor flew off her shoulder and pushed a cart with a small TV and a VHS player on it by slamming his head on the side of the cart. He then tried to put the tape in the VHS player but then realized that he can't hold the tape…
Quinn rolled her eyes, "You really are useless…"
"Yeah. You're right, it's not your fault for not having opposable thumbs." Quinn apologized.
Annie whispered to Amumu, "She's coocoo."
Amumu nodded, "Yeah. Do you think she'd make a fun friend?"
Annie though about it, "I guess it would be fun to play AAAAAAH FUCK I'M BURNING HELP ME with her."
Amumu asked, "What's that?"
Annie giggled, "That's when you set people on fire."
"Why's it called AAAAAAAH FUCK I'M BURNING HELP ME?
Annie giggled some more, "That's because that's what people usually say when I set them ablaze, silly!"
Amumu giggled, "Oh! That's so obvious! How did I not know that!"
Quinn then proceeded to put the tape into the VHS player, "Alright, folks, here's your challenge!"
On the screen, Jinx and Sona were standing in front of a tropical beach, "Hello, Summoners! Sorry for the incompetent replacement! We'll try better next time!"
Quinn agreed, "We really don't get paid enough…"
Jinx continued to speak, "Today, you're challenge is- Shh, Pow Pow, we're filming!"
Jinx continued, "Anyways, today, your challenge is – Fishbones, just give Pow Pow a turn with the shovel. I don't care if you want to play, Fishbones, it's Pow Pow's turn!"
Everyone looked at each other trying to figure out what was going on because Fishbones and Pow Pow were thrown on the sad with a whole bunch of sand castle building tools piled on top of them.
Jinx rolled her eyes, "Thank you… Anyways, today, you'll be placed inside of a – Oh my god, Pow Pow, stop crying! I CAN'T FILM THIS WITH YOUR CONSTANT CRYING! Sona, can you do something?"
Sona nodded, "I'm on it."
While Jinx spoke, Sona was running around trying to get the guns to… shut up…? "You and your teammate will me placed inside a maze. In the center, there is an arena, and the first four teams that arrive will fight each other in a tournament for invincibility! Now, before we start, it has come to our attention that – SONA! SHUT THEM UP!"
"I'M TRYING! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?"
"FUCKING HELL, FISHBONES! WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY CAUSING TROUBLE!? Jinx ran off the screen and moments later a giant splash was heard.
Sona asked, "Are you sure throwing Fishbones in the water will solve anything?"
Jinx replied, "Well, Fishbones a fish. He can swim."
Sona tried to argue but changed her mind before she spoke.
Jinx continued, "ANYWAYS, now that FISHBONES is finally QUIET, it has come to our attention that a certain contestant has been here for like the past 3 episodes or something like that. Sorry, Lu-"
Lulu screamed, "YES! YES! THEY'VE NOTICED ME! THEY KNOW I'M HERE!"
Lulu screamed, "LUCIAN? LUCIAN? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU SUCK! THIS SHOW IS FUCKING DUMB! I HATE YOU ALL! I HATE YOU! I BET YOU ALL TASTE LIKE PERWINKLE! I HATE PERWINKLE!"Jinx giggled, "Just kidding, Lulu! I'm just messing with you! Anyways, we've brought in a new champion to be your partner. He'll be there soon. Anyways, I've got to deal with Pow Pow. Now he won't shut up... BYE!" And then the video ended.As soon as Jinx said Lulu's name, it was like a magical veil was lifted. Everyone turned and saw Lulu.
They all said something along the lines of… "Oh my god! We're so sorry! We didn't know! Please forgive us! We didn't do it on purpose…"
Blitz and Orianna said out loud, "We knew the entire time. We simply believed that it was some odd human behaviour where they all collectively ignore the weak and unwanted."
Lulu's purple face turned red… "YOU GUYS THINK I'M WEAK? AND UNWANTED? YOU ALL SUCK!"
"NO! NOT AT ALL! IGNORE BLITZ AND ORI! THEY'RE ROBOTS! THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW WE FEEL! PLUS, THEY CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING EITHER WAY!"
Edwardo pointed out, "I don't know. They pretty much summed up how I feel about you perfectly."
Everyone turned and yelled at Edwardo, "SHUT UP, EDWARDO!"
While everyone was trying to either argue with Edwardo or apologize to Lulu, something that one of the contestants said had become something that Orianna couldn't stop thinking about.
"Feel…? We can't feel…" She said quietly.
Blitz beeped, "Orianna, did you say something?"
Orianna shook her head, "No. Nothing of the importance."
Quinn yelled, "SHUT UP! Anyways, Lulu, say hello to your new teammate!"
"Hello, Lulu. It's been a while!"
Lulu turned around and gasped.
(Huehuehuehuehue! That really lame cliff-hanger though. Anyways, I'm sorry I didn't get the full thing down… This 'episode' will probably be longer than most, so it may be a 2 part or a 3 part. Anyways, if you haven't voted, make sure you do that.)