Senpai Noticed me! Part 2
Lulu turned around and gasped, "Rumble?! You're my partner?! Damn…"
Rumble was crossed his arms, "Excuse me?"
Lulu nervously laughed, "OH NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY! LIKE, YOU'RE NICE AND ALL BUT I WAS SORT OF HOPING IT WOULD BE ZIGGS OR SOMETHING. CAUSE IF IT WERE ZIGGS, IT WOULD'VE BEEN PURPLE, BUT WITH YOU, IT'S PINK! AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PINK. I'M JUST MORE A PURPLE KIND OG GAL! HAHAHA…haha…haaa… Sorry…?"
Rumble sighed, "I'll pretend you didn't say anything."
Quinn spoke, "Anyways, the challenge will begin, so we need to put you guys into the maze… Sorry about what's about to happen?"
"What? Huh? What does she mean?"
Moments later, a whole bunch of men knocked all the contestants out.
"Be careful with the little girl! She's very little!" Quinn said as the men dragged them away.
Lulu and Rumble
Lulu and Rumble opened their eyes and looked around, "I guess the challenge has begun…"
They were surrounded my enormous walls, so they believed they were in the maze.
Lulu sighed, "Okay, let's get going then." Together, they began walking in silence trying to find the way into the center.
After a few moments of awkward silence, Rumble spoke, "So, how's life for you?"
"Well, I've been forgotten and ignored for who knows how long and my supposedly best friend ran off with my crush. I guess you can say my life's not that great at the moment."
Rumble chuckled, "Well, at least the love of your life isn't in love with Satan."
"Tristana's still in love with Teemo?"
Rumble nodded, "Yeah… I'm pretty sure she joined a cult too. I just don't understand why this always happens! It seems that the girls that I fall in love with always begin to worship Satan!"
Lulu asked, "Wait, what? This isn't the first time?"
Rumble shook his head, "Nah. There was Tiffany, Tracy, Teresa, Tyrone…"
Lulu pointed out, "You really have a thing for people with the letter T…"
"Huh, never noticed that," Rumble said.
Lulu joked, "Well, there's a chance that you too can fall in love with Teemo!"
Rumble's face turned red, "EW! NEVER! Plus, I'm not into guys!"
"Then who was Tyrone?"
Rumble explained, "No, Tyrone was a girl. Her parents were drunk when they named her."
Lulu giggled, "Poor girl."
Rumble smiled, "Anyways, let's put all of that behind us! We have to win this! Let's pick up the pace!"
Lulu cheered, "YEAH! YOU ARE SO PURPLE!"
Kog'Maw and Edwardo
Kog'Maw tried to wake up Edwardo, "Wake up."
Edwardo groaned, "Leave me alone. I require more beauty sleep!"
Kog'Maw growled, "Beauty sleep no work. Wake up."
Edwardo just groaned some more.
"You know, I no had breakfast! I can hear my tummy… If you no wake up, I eat you."
Edwardo jolted awake, "I'M AWAKE! LET'S GO!" Edwardo quickly sprinted into the maze and Kog'Maw followed him.
When Kog'Maw caught up, Edwardo was very pissed; "You must truly do something about your uncivilized behaviour, you Neanderthal! Eating people solved nothing!"
"Solves my hunger." Kog'Maw replied almost instantly."
Edwardo, realizing that Kog'Maw was right, changed the subject, "Anyways, we need to win this challenge."
Kog'Maw added, "Yeah, we do. Especially because you dumb-dumb."
Edwardo was offended, "Excuse me!?"
Kog'Maw continued, "You said mean stuff to Lulu! No one likes you!"
"NO ONE LIKES YOU!"
"NO! NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU DUMB-DUMB!"
Edwardo yelled, "YOU'RE A DUMB-DUMB!"
"NO! YOU A DUMB-DUMB!"
"DON'T CALL ME A DUMB-DUMB, YOU DUMB-DUMB!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!"
"UGHH! YOU ARE – "
"GREAT? I KNOW!" Kog'Maw interrupted.
Edwardo got angry, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!"
"THEN WHY YOU SAY IT?"
"I DIDN'T! YOU DID!"
"BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH!"
"I. HATE. HIM."
Kog'Maw giggled, "He dumb-dumb."
Caitlyn and Vi
Vi complained as they walked, "My legs are in so much pain…"
Caitlyn replied coldly, "Come on, Vi."
"But we've been walking for like 30 minutes! How big is this fucking maze!"
Caitlyn said, "Well, I'm just curious on how much money they paid to actually have this thing built. It must have been worth a fortune…"
Vi paused, "You know, now that you mention it, they can't afford it. This thing is immense."
Caitlyn thought, "Hmm… Let me check this out…" Caitlyn approached the wall and reached out her hand. Her hand went straight through the wall.
Vi gasped jokingly, "Caitlyn… Are you a ghost?"Caitlyn rolled her eyes, "Your jokes make me cringe. Anyways, these walls are clearly a projection, so we can easily walk through them."
Vi sighed, "You're no fun."
Caitlyn joked, "Shut up, you love me."
Vi laughed, "I really do."
Leona and Diana
Diana tried really had to make conversations, "So… Lulu, huh? Would've thought that she was still here! It's kind of funny, isn't it?"
Leona, still emitting no form of warmth, replied coldly, "Not really."
Diana chuckled awkwardly, "Yeah, I guess it wasn't too funny for her, haha."
"Probably wasn't," Leona threw some shade. "It's probably doesn't feel good to have your so called 'closest friend' hurt you, don't you think?"
Diana got angry, "Well, it wasn't my fault! You never told me anything! Stop blaming me for your lack of courage!"
Leona pointed out, "Lack of courage? Deed- Diana, I tried to tell you so many times. You just always cut me off. Don't blame me for your hot headedness!"
Diana didn't know how to respond.
Leona stopped, looked at the sky, and chuckled, "It's quite ironic actually…"
Diana was confused, "Uhhh, what?"
Leona turned around and walked towards Diana, "You, the supposed calm, cold, and in control moon goddess, are the hot-headed one."
Diana got angry, "Well, the same goes to you! You're supposed to be radiant, foolish, impulsive goddess, yet here you are being a cold-hearted bitch!"
Leona wasn't even fazed by Diana's insult. Instead, she just laughed softly, "It's funny how the roles have reversed, isn't it?" Leona turned around and continued walking, "Come on. We need to win this."
After a few moments of silence, Diana spoke once more, "Leo, please forgive me! I can't stand this anymore! I'll do anything!"
"You… You called me Leo." Leona's face lit up. "You called me Leo! Our friendship did matter to you! Didn't it? Tell me the truth!"
Diana blushed, "Umm… Yeah…"
Leona ran and hugged Diana, "OH DEEDEE! I KNEW IT!"
Diana pretended to hate the hug, "Leona, let go of me. You're squishing me. Let go."
Leona took a step back and apologized. Her aura was warm and welcoming just like it used to be.
She smiled, "Let's go, Deedee. We need to win this!"
Diana grinned, "Right!"
"Literally, all I needed to do was call her Leo…"
"But, ummm, Leo?"
Leona turned, still smiling, "Yes?"
"I just really want to say sorry about all of this. You've been trying so hard to be kind to be and, even when I wasn't exiled, I only ever treated you poorly."
Leona chuckled and sighed, "You're so clueless, Deedee…"
"What does that even mean…?"
Annie and Amumu
"Hop, skip, jump!" Annie giggled. "Come on, Amumu! Catch up!"
"Wait up! You're too fast!"
Annie sighed, "Fine, I'll slow down."
Annie waited for Amumu to catch up and they walked next to each other, "I had the best dream yesterday, Amumu!" Annie smiled.
Amumu replied, "Ok."
Annie giggled, "No, silly! You're supposed to ask me what it's about!"
"Oh. Ok. What's it about?"
Annie grinned, "Well, it was my birthday party and there were a whole bunch of kids every where and CAKE AND PIZZA! The kids were nice, but the cake and pizza were what really mattered. Anyways, after I ate all the pizza and cake, I got to set all the children on fire! It was SO much fun! They were screaming and crying as their flesh slowly burned and blackened... Doesn't just sound like the best birthday party!?" Annie giggled.
Amumu laughed nervously, "Yeah… haha…"
"OH! I nearly forgot! You were there too, Amumu!"
Amumu gulped, "D-did I d-d-die?"
Annie giggled, "No, silly! I could never kill you!"
Amumu blushed, "…Why not…?"
Annie blushed as well, "Because I like you…"
Amumu asked, "You like me? Or do you… Like-like me?"
Annie avoided the question, "Haha! Let's hurry up or else we'll lose the challenge!"
"I don't think she likes-likes me…"
"That was SO close! I couldn't possibly let Amumu know I like-like him! I would DIE if he ever found out! And I'm not supposed to be the one who dies! Everyone else is supposed to die!"
Orianna and Blitzcrank
Orianna and Blitz used their great mathematical powers to get through the maze, "There's a 63.45% chance that we'll get out of the maze if we take a left." Then, they proceeded to turn left.
Orianna and Blitz continued to do this method until Orianna spoke up, "Blitzcrank, what is your hypothesis about the meaning of being human?"
Blitz beeped, "Could you rephrase that?"
"What do you think it means to be human?"
Blitz beeped, "Well, humans are composed of many different kinds of cells. They feel different sort of emotions based on the chemicals that are released by the brain. Also-"
"I didn't mean it like that."
Blitz beeped, "Then how did you mean it?"
"Well, earlier today, we were told that we could not feel. Is that true? Are we merely empty shells filled with 0s and 1s? Why is it that we are incapable of feeling happiness or anger? How does it feel to be human?"
Blitz beeped, "The answer to your question is beyond my capabilities."
Orianna spoke, "…Today, I looked through the files that contained videos and pictures of me back when I was still human… Even though I knew I was looking at myself, the 'old' me seems to be much more… different than the me presently. Other than the physical differences, I couldn't locate any other differences… Now that I think about it, I believe that I finally understand. She wanted to become a ballerina. Whenever she danced, she felt free. She had a purpose. That's something that I lack… A purpose… Blitzcrank, if we win, I want to be human."
Blitz beeped, "What about our research?"
Orianna continued, "I firmly believe that it is impossible for us to understand these Homo sapiens by simply using numbers."
Blitz beeped, "Alright. We'll become human." Blitz walked over to Orianna and put his arms around Orianna.
"Blitzcrank, what are you doing?"
Blit beeped, "This is what the humans call an embrace or a hug. It is used as a manner of showing compassion and love. Do you feel better?"
Orianna joked, "… Yes. I feel better. Anyways, Blitzcrank, you must let me go. This is a highly insufficient way to consume our time. We must venture on."
Blitz beeped, "Agreed."
(I hope you enjoyed today's chapter! I'll post up the final part when I can. Unfortunately, I have finals coming up, so it may be a while. I'm really sorry about that. Anyways, if you haven't already voted, do that already. :D )