Cry Me a Tidal Wave
Jinx and Sona stood facing the camera wearing bathing suits, "Hello, Summoners! We're your hosts Jinx and Sona and you're watching LoL Survivor! Please welcome the remaining teams!"
All of the contestants walked in cheering, "Finally! Quinn is gone! Wooh! Valor was terrifying!"
Sona apologized, "Sorry about the whole 'vacation' thing, guys. Jinx, the guns, and I really needed it."
Jinx added progressively getting louder and angrier, "It wasn't supposed to last that long either; it's just that freaking Fishbones and Pow Pow really made it difficult to enjoy ourselves!"
Sona smiled, "Either way, we have a very fun challenge for you today!"
Jinx explained, "In the spirit of summer, we've decided to create a fun new challenge… A water fight! Pretty much, your goal is to eliminate every single person and to be the last one standing. How do you eliminate people? You hit them with water, DUH!"
Sona continued, "You will have many different weapons to your disposal. There are buckets, water balloons, and many different water guns. You will choose from a hat to see which weapons you and your partner will be using. When you soak a target, you cannot take his or her weapons. Which ever items you start off with, you will be stuck with."
Jinx added, "And don't you dare try to cheat because I will personally send my Super Mega Death Rocket your way! I'll be watching…"
Sona giggled, "Anyways, come choose now!"
Each team came up, picked a piece of paper from a hat, and then read it out loud.
Vi read theirs, "We got one water gun and two buckets."
Caitlyn cheered, "This is perfect! I'll take the gun and you can take the two buckets!"
Vi nodded, "Yeah! You have amazing aim and I have amazing strength! There is no way we can fail."
Lulu and Rumble weren't so happy, "Ugh. We got one water balloon and two buckets."
Lulu sighed, "I guess that's not too bad."
Rumble shook his head, "No. That's horrible. We'll have to get close to people in order to get them wet. We're not exactly the fastest of people either."
"I guess... We can use the water balloon though."
Edwardo cheered, "Water ballons! We don't even need to get close to people to get them wet!"
Kog'Maw wasn't too happy, "Problem: we no have hands."
Edwardo was confused, "What do you mean?"
Kog'Maw sighed, "Never mind."
Orianna and Blitz went up next, "We have four guns at our disposal."
Blitz beeped, "This is not bad. We have the long ranged advantage."
Orianna agreed, "If we manage keep a distance, there is a 83% chance we will win."
Lastly, Amumu and Annie picked a piece of paper, "We got… nothing? WHAT!? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIN!?"
Sona sighed, "I guess the universe doesn't want you to win."
Annie frowned, "But that's not fair!"
Jinx rolled her eyes, "Neither is life, sweetie, so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT!"
Annie was frozen. She stood there staring at Jinx with her eyes wide open for a good five seconds.
"Did she just tell me to shut the, pardon my potty mouth, fuck up? SHUT THE FUCK UP?! NO ONE TELLS ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WILL END YOU, JINX! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'LL SHUT THE FUCK UP! BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT IT WON'T BE ME!"
Annie suddenly started to giggle as she slowly approached Jinx, "You have very nice teeth, Jinx. Has anyone ever told you they look just like pearls?"
Jinx was confused, "Umm…no. But thank you?"
Annie started giggling louder, "If you ever speak to me in that tone again, Jinx… sweetie... I can promise you that when this competition is over, Tibbers and I will enjoy pulling out every one of your teeth one by one. Then, I will use your teeth and make a beautiful pendant out of them. They'll go very well with my mint dress, don't you think?"
Jinx chuckled, "You think your threats scare me?"
"No. I don't think they scare you. I know they do," Annie started laughing maniacally as she walked away from Jinx.
"I swear to god that child is a reincarnation of the devil himself."
Annie turned around, "Oh. Will Amumu and I be getting some form of weapons to defend ourselves, sweetie?"
Jinx stuttered out of fear, "Um… N-no…"
Annie grinned, "Still no? Well then. I hope you like soup, sweetie."
"SHE'S TERRIFYING! I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY BUT SHE'S EVEN WORSE THAN MY SISTER! NO ONE IS CRAZIER THAN MY SISTER!"
"I think I'm in love…"
Sona laughed nervously, "Haha…ha… Anyways, fill your weapons up with water because the game begins in 5 minutes."
5 minutes later…
"Ready… GO!" Sona screamed.
Right from the get go, Orianna and Blitz were hit with water by Rumble and Lulu. Mostly because instead of paying attention to what was going on, they were too busy doing math.
"If we were to fire from a 45.267 degree angle, there is a 98% chance that we will be able to hit Caitlyn from this distance," Orianna said.
Blitz beeped, "However, if were to fire from a 45.268 degree angle, our chances of striking Caitlyn from this distance will increase to 98.001%"
Lulu and Rumble judged them, "Really? You're doing math now?"
Blitz beeped, "When did they manage to get so close?"
Orianna replied, "They must have been approaching us while we were calculating. Quick. Blitz, you must fire from a negative 33.33333 degree angle in order to successfully land a hit."
Blitz beeped, "But a negative 33.166666 degree angle is more accurate."
Rumble rolled his eyes, "You two are pathetic." Then, both he and Lulu used their buckets and dumped water on the both of them.
Blitz beeped, "It seems we have lost the challenge."
Shortly after that incident, Lulu and Rumble were sniped by Caitlyn.
"SCORE!" Caitlyn cheered.
"I must ask her at what angle she fired her gun at…"
Two teams have been eliminated from the game. Leaving Caitlyn and Vi, Annie and Amumu, and Kog'Maw and Edwardo.
Vi sprinted with her bucket full of water towards Kog'Maw and Edwardo, "TIME TO DIE!"
Edwardo panicked, "I understand now why you didn't want the water balloons! We can't throw them 'cause we don't have hands!"
Kog'Maw rolled his eyes, "You is a DUMB DUMB!"
Edwardo screamed, "She's getting closer! Do something!"
Kog'Maw, not having hands, improvised and used his mouth to grab the balloon. Unfortunately, his teeth bit through the balloon and water exploded all over Edwardo and him.
Edwardo yelled, "DAMN IT, KOG'MAW! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?"
"ME? AT LEAST I NO SCREAM LIKE A BABY! WAIT! BUT THAT IS CAUSE YOU IS A BABY! BABY!"
"EXCUSE ME?! YOU ARE THE BABY!"
When Vi finally got close enough to dump water on them, she noticed that they were already soaked, "Damn it! I was too slow!"
Now, only Amumu and Annie were left along with Caitlyn and Vi. Amumu and Annie hid under a table.
Amumu frowned, "This is so unfair! We're going to lose, aren't we?"
Annie sighed, "Yeah… Probably…"
Amumu's eyes started getting wet, "That means we can be eliminated… That means that we can't see each other… Oh no… I'm beginning to cry again…"
Annie hugged him, "Aww, Amumu! Don't cry… Wait…"
"I just got the best idea in the world…"
Annie shook her head, "Actually, Amumu. CRY!"
Amumu was confused, "What?"
"CRY! IF WE LOSE THIS CHALLENGE, WE'LL BE ELIMINATED! AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS IF WE'RE ELIMINATED! SO YOU SHOULD CRY! BE SAD!"
And as Annie commanded, Amumu started crying. At first, there were only a few tears, but Annie kept screaming. As her screams got louder, more and more tears started gushing out of his eyes. In only a few seconds, Amumu managed to create a tidal wave of tears.
Vi and Caitlyn both stared as the wall of water approached them at incredible speed, "WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS IS SO UNFAIR!"
When Amumu finally stopped crying, Annie, Caitlyn, and Vi were all drenched.
"And the winners are Amumu and Annie!" Jinx exclaimed.
Vi screamed, "That's not fair! They didn't use weapons!"
Annie giggled maniacally once again, "You eliminate people by soaking them in water… And I hate to break it to you, but you are as wet as my grandmother whenever she sees Jayce on TV."
Vi let out an angry grunt and walked away.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD!? HOW DOES SHE ALREADY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT? WHO TAUGHT HER ALL OF THIS?!"
Annie turned to hug Amumu, "Great job, Amumu! I can't believe we still won!"
Amumu smiled, "This means that we can still be friends, right?"
Annie giggled, "Oh, Amumu! You're so silly! Even if we lost and got eliminated from the competition, we'll still be friends!"
Amumu blushed, "Really?"
Annie nodded, "Of course! You're my favourite mummy."
Amumu laughed, "I'm also the only mummy you know."
"No, but like actually… WHAT IS THIS CHILD!? ONE SECOND SHE'S NICE. THEN, THE NEXT SHE'S A FUCKING DEMON. AND THEN SHE'S AN ANGEL AGAIN!? I AM SO CONFUSED."
Jinx congratulated Annie and Amumu, "Good job, you two! We'll see the rest of you tonight!"
Later that night…
Sona announced which team would be eliminated, "Wow… This is just mean… Lulu and Rumble, you two have been eliminated from LoL Survivor."
Lulu yelled, "WHAT?! YOU BETTER BE KIDDING BECAUSE THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY GREEN RIGHT NOW. I HAVE BEEN IGNORED FOR PRACTICALLY THE ENTIRETY OF THIS SHOW AND NOW I'VE BEEN ELIMINATED?!"
Rumble frowned, "Yeah… Come on… I just arrived as well…"
Lulu continued, "NOT TO MENTION, MY BEST FRIEND RAN OFF WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND COMPLETELY FORGOT I EXISTED! WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO ANGRY WITH ME?!"
Rumble hugged and comforted her, "Shhh… It's okay… At least the love of your life didn't run off with Teemo…"
Lulu sobbed as they walked away, "Fuck, Teemo. I hate him."
"We all do. We all do."
(Yay! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It is actually one of my favourites in a while. :D Anyways, make sure you vote because there are only four teams left. Every vote is crucial! Have a nice day!)