Season 2 Finale (Thank You)
"Hello, Summoners! And welcome to the Season 2 FINALE! WOOH!" Jinx screamed.
Sona smiled, "We are not your hosts."
Jinx turned to Sona in confusion, "What?"Sona giggled, "We are not going to be hosting today, Jinx. Because…"Jinx screamed, "WE'RE GOING TO BE PARTICIPATING IN THE COMPETITION!"Sona continued, "So please give a round of applause to Fiora and Ryze!"
The audience cheered as Ryze and Fiora walked on stage.
Fiora spoke, "'Ello, people! We are your 'osts! My name is Fiora-""And my name is Ryze."They screamed in unison, "AND WELCOME TO LOL SURVIVOR!"Ryze continued, "Last season, we have Ahri preform a song from her new album, Charm'd. We were going to invite her back for a second performance but unfortunately, she's currently on her Spirit Rush tour so she will not be able to make it. However, we have a just as amazing replacement. Please welcome Pentakill! Which includes, your own host, Sona!"Jinx ran back on stage screaming and cheering while holding flags that said, "Sona's Number 1"
"YEAH! SONA! WOOH! I LOVE YOU! YOU ROCK, BABY! KNOCK EM DEAD! ANNHILATE THEM ALL! BLOW THEM TO SMITHERENES! SEND THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM!"
The lights were turned off leaving the stage completely pitch-black. A few moments later, the lights were turned on again and the 5 members of Pentakill—Sona, Olaf, Mordekaiser, Karthus, and Yorick—were all standing there with their instruments ready.
Karthus gave a look to each of the band members then screamed, "One! Two! One! Two! Three! Four!" Then the band played in unison. The crowed was overjoyed with excitement.
Meanwhile, Kog'Maw and Edwardo sat backstage and watched the performance, "Hey, Kog'Maw, are you stressed?"
Kog'Maw shook his head, "No, hungry."
Edwardo nodded, "Oh… I'm not really stressed either. I am nervous though… So I'm sorry."
"Sorry?" Kog'Maw was confused. "Sorry for being nervous?"
Edwardo blushed, "Yeah… I get really REALLY gassy when I'm nervous." As soon as he finished his sentence, he let out a giant fart.
Kog'Maw coughed and gasped for air, "I. NO. CAN. BREATHE. WHYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD YOUUUUUU DO THISSSSSSSS?!"
Edwardo apologized more as endless streams of flatulence escaped his rectum.
"I. HATE. YOU!"Meanwhile, as Kog'Maw was dying off-stage, Caitlyn was having a panic attack, "Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god."
Vi chuckled and sat down on one of the speakers, "Why are you so stressed out?"
"Why aren't you stressed out, Vi?" Caitlyn yelled back. "We're in the finals and there's a stage filled with people! I don't do well on stages! YOU KNOW I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT!"
Vi laughed, "No, actually, I don't know you have stage fright."
Caitlyn screamed, "VI!?"
Vi sighed. She then stood up, walked over to Caitlyn, and put both hands on Caitlyn's shoulders.
"Look," she said quietly trying to ensure that no one would hear her, "whether we win or lose, nothing's going to change. Either way, we only participated in this competition for one reason—to catch Jinx. And try your best to ignore the audience's presence. If you don't think you can handle it," Vi smiled, "I'll be right next to you."
Caitlyn glared at her, "I hate you."
Vi grinned playfully, "No you don't."
Caitlyn rolled her eyes and smiled, "Ugh, let's get this over with."
Ryze and Fiora came back on stage and thanked Pentakill for their amazing performance, "Now that that's done, it's time for today's challenge!"
The crowd cheered.
Fiora smiled, "Alright! Please welcome our finalists!"
The audience clapped as the two teams walked on stage.
Ryze turned to Kog'Maw, Edwardo, Caitlyn, and Vi, "So are you ready to know your challenge?"
They all nodded.
"Good! Because your challenge is… … Fiora, did we give this challenge a name?"
Fiora shook her head, "No. 'Ow about the Pick Your Team and Fight Challenge?"Ryze shook his head, "No. That's too long. How about Team Battle?"
Fiora gagged, "'ORRIBLE! What are we? Twelve?"
Ryze sighed, "Yeah, you're most definitely right…"
Edwardo rolled his eyes, "WHO CARES! JUST TELL US THE CHALLENGE!"
Fiora and Ryze ignored him, "OH! I got it! Ryze, 'ow about Middle School Gym Class?"
Ryze nodded, "Yes! I love it! All right then, contestants, your challenge is called Middle School Gym Class. 'Why?' you ask?"
Edwardo replied coldly, "No one asked."
Ryze glared at her and continued, "Because just like Middle School Gym Class, you will be picking your teams and then playing dodge ball."
Fiora smiled, "Ryze! We should name ze challenge Dodge ball!"
Ryze laughed, "UGH! You are so right. Why didn't I think of that?"
Edwardo yelled, "YOU WASTED A MINUTE TRYING TO PICK A NAME FOR A CHALLENGE THAT REVOLVES AROUND DODGE BALL, WHEN YOU COULD'VE EASILY JUST NAMED IT DODGE BALL!?"
Ryze and Fiora stayed silent until Fiora broke the silence, "Yeah. Zat was not our best moment."
Ryze agreed, "Yeah… oh well! Anyways, your possible teammates are the eliminated contestants!"
One by one, the eliminated contestants—Miss Fortune, Gangplank, Draven, Darius, Pix, Veigar, Karma, Lucian, Leona, Diana, Rumble, Lulu, Annie, Amumu, Orianna, and Blitz—walked on stage from order of elimination. As soon as GP and Draven appeared, the crowed booed.
GP and Draven were obviously unhappy, "HEYYY! WHAT IS THIS?"
Fiora explained, "As you can see, everyone 'ates you, because you are ze shit."
Ryze pointed out, "Usually, in English, when you call someone 'the shit' it means they are great."
Fiora was confused, "What? What kind of a language is zis? 'Ow is calling someone ze shit a good ting? Cette langue idiote!"
Ryze raised his shoulders, "I don't know. I didn't make it."
Fiora sighed, "Anyways, Kog'Maw, Edwardo, you two will choose your teammates first. You can 'ave a total of 5 people on your team. Zat includes yourselves."
Edwardo and Kog'Maw nodded, "Alright."
Kog'Maw and Edwardo huddled.
"Who we pick first?" Kog'Maw asked.
Edwardo answered, "Well, we should look this over the attributes of every person and see which would be most beneficial. First of all, Annie and Pix are too small; therefor, they'll lack the strength and coordination to actually throw and catch projectiles."
"Wow. He being smart for change."
Edwardo continued, "I believe we should get Miss Fortune as our first pick. Since she fights primarily with guns, her aim should be extremely beneficial to our team. She also is extremely fast, so dodging should be very easy for her. Not only that but she is extremely attractive, so we can use that to our advantage."
Kog'Maw asked, "How?"
"Miss Fortune, I just want to apologize for what I may have to do. However, you're going to be our secret weapon."
Kog'Maw nodded, "Alright, we pick Miss Fortune."
Caitlyn and Vi then huddled, "We should pick Lucian. He's extremely mobile and agile. Plus, he has great aim and accuracy."
Vi nodded, "I completely agree."
"We pick Lucian!"
This continued until the teams were:
Kog'Maw and Edwardo:
Caitlyn and Vi:
"Splendid! Other than Caitlyn and Vi, they're entire team consists of heterosexual men! Not only that, but Vi is a lesbian and Caitlyn is bisexual. We win."
Ryze lined up the dodge balls in a line through the center of the stage, "Alright, are you guys ready?"
Edwardo shook his head, "NO! WE NEED TO MAKE A TEAM PLAN!"
Ryze paused, "… Okay. We'll give you 5 minutes of discussion time."
Both teams made a little huddle.
Caitlyn was suspicious, "Alright, I don't like this, guys. This is just dodge ball, so there is no need for a strategy. Just make sure you guys are cautious. Something is fishy."
Edwardo explained his plan to the rest of his team, "Okay, here's how it's going to go down. All of us are going to form a wall around Miss Fortune and make sure she doesn't get hit. As we defend her, she will be changing into this!"
Edwardo revealed a sexy black bikini.
Miss Fortune yelled, "WHAT!? YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE INTO THAT IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE?"
Edwardo rolled his eyes, "We're forming a wall around you! They won't see."
"No way! That's insane! Plus, how will this help us win?"
"You'll do your sexy magic and distract the enemy team. They are all attracted to women, and you are the epitome of sexy women."
"WHERE WAS THIS KIND OF THINKING EARLY IN COMPETITION? HE JUST COMPLAIN AND BE DUMB. NOW HE SMART? WHAT IS THIS? I SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW."
Miss Fortune shook her head, "I'm not doing it! Come on, guys! Back me up."
Diana hesitated, "I don't know. It seems like a smart idea."
Kog'Maw agreed, "Yeah. It only smart thing that come out of Edwardo's mouth this entire season."
Blitz beeped, "I did the calculation, and this has a reasonably high rate of success."
Miss Fortune sighed, "You guys just want to see me in a bikini…"
They all nodded, "Yeah. Pretty much."
"I hate all of you."
Ryze announced, "Alright! We're starting. 3-2-1- GO!"
Edwardo's and Kog'Maw's team surrounded Miss Fortune right as the game begun. Caitlyn's and Vi's managed to get all the balls on the line and instantly began to attack the human wall relentlessly.
Vi spoke, "Caitlyn, something is up. Why are they just standing there?"
Caitlyn raised her shoulders, "I don't know, but they're wasting time. Now's the perfect time to eliminated as many as we can."
They kept throwing at all of them until there was only Edwardo and Miss Fortune left alive.
Edwardo screamed, "Are you almost done?"
Miss Fortune nodded, "Yes. I just need to tie the top piece!"
Vi grinned, "TIME TO END THIS!" She then threw a ball that was flying at extreme speed towards Edwardo.
Edwardo had no chance to avoid her attack and he was struck down.
He spoke his final words, "MF… Are you done yet?"
Miss Fortune replied, "Yes. I am."
He smiled, "Good… Show them your tits now."
Miss Fortune nodded, "Of course. I WILL SHOW THEM MY TITS!" Miss Fortune turned around and revealed her sexy bikini.
Caitlyn screamed but it was too late, "DON'T LOOK!"
As soon as Miss Fortune struck a pose, the game was set.
Vi and Caitlyn's team were unable to look away, "Wow… She's a goddess… I'm in love…"
Amumu was covered in drool, "So this is what puberty feels like…"
Miss Fortune took the opportunity and took out the enemy team. The game was over. Vi and Caitlyn's team were all eliminated from the game.
Edwardo and Kog'Maw cheered along with their teammates, "WE WON! WE WON!"
Blitz beeped, "Victory."
Vi sighed, "That was very clever of them…"
Caitlyn sighed as well, "Yeah… She's so hot…"
Fiora announced the victors, "AND ZE WINNERS OF LOL SURVIVOR SEASON 2 IS EDWARDO AND KOG'MAW! WOOOH!"
The audience cheered.
When they were done, Ryze brought Jinx and Sona back on stage, "Please welcome Jinx and Sona back on the stage as they present the award!"
The audience clapped.
Sona and Jinx congratulated the winners, "Wow… You two won? Really? Huh… Okay… Congrats, I guess. So, what do you want as your prize?"
Kog'Maw asked, "Do we both get one?"
Sona nodded, "Of course."
"I don't know what I want. I want friend back, but I don't want Edwardo do go away forever. I also want food. Aaaah. Too many options."
"I'm not sure what to wish for…"
Edwardo scoffed, "Ugh, well unlike Kog'Maw, I already know what I want."
"Never mind. I want him gone."
"I want Cho'Gath gone. This is my body, and my body alone."
Kog'Maw growled, "Well, I want Cho'Gath to stay in HIS body because you stole it!"
Edwardo turned to Kog'Maw, "You know nothing, fool. I had this body first, and I refuse to share it with him any longer."
"YOU A DUMB DUMB!"
"NO, YOU ARE A DUMB DUMB, DUMB DUMB"
"NO. YOU A DUMB-"
Jinx screamed, "STOPPPPPP!"
Both Kog and Edwardo turned to her in silence.
Jinx continued, "Although I usually adore fights and violence, you two are just WAY too GOD DAMN annoying, alright? You two remind me of fucking Pow Pow and Fishbones. All you two ever do is argue. How about you try and settle this normally?"
Edwardo rolled his eyes, "I'm sorry."
Kog'Maw did the same, "Me too."
Jinx nodded, "Good. Now if you don't mind, I have a solution to your problem."
Edwardo asked, "What?"
Jinx spoke emotionless, "As you know, Riot—the video game company that has somehow managed to make even worse servers—is the one funding this competition. This season, the prize is the same as the last season: anything the winner wants. So the Edwardo wants Cho'Gath out of his body, and Kog'Maw wants Edwardo out of Cho'gath's body. Therefor, let's just make two bodies."
Jinx pulled out a red orb and threw it in the air, the same way Fiora did in the last season. The orb then emitted an extremely bright light that momentarily blinded the entire stadium. When the light faded away, there were not just one colossal, terrifying monster, but two colossal, terrifying monsters: Edwardo and Cho'Gath.
Cho'Gath and Kog'Maw ran towards each other and screamed, "FRIEND!"
Edwardo grinned, "Finally, I am free from this annoying twat. Now if you two imbeciles don't mind, I have a tea party to organize. Good day." Then Edwardo just walked away.
Caitlyn and Vi screamed, "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Jinx rolled her eyes, "Now what."
"JINX! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VANDALISM OF PROPERTY!"
Everyone in the audience gasped.
Jinx sighed, "No I'm not."
Vi was confused, "What?"
Caitlyn repeated, "Yeah. What?"
Jinx replied, "Geez, no wonder you two haven't caught me yet. YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!"
Sona explained, "I'm really sorry to tell you this, Caitlyn and Vi, I hate to but we are aren't in Runeterra, as you already know. That means, you are legally unable to arrest Jinx here. As long as you are not in Runeterra, you are no longer Piltover's Finest, just travelers from Piltover."
Vi looked at Caitlyn, "Cait, is this true?"
Caitlyn nodded, "It's the truth. How did we miss this?"
Vi grunted, "We went undercover and had to pretend we had never met just to catch Jinx. Now that we're here, we can't actually catch Jinx. That means, all of the things we went through to catch Jinx was an absolute waste of time and energy because we can't catch Jinx."
Jinx burst out laughing, "YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS! OH MY GOD! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? HAHAHAHAHA!"
Vi didn't burst out laughing, instead she burst out sobbing, "WHY!?"
Caitlyn comforted Vi, "There, there. Everything will be okay. Let's go home and have sex."
Vi asked, "Promise?"
"Yes, yes. Promise."
(OH MY GOD! It's finally done! WOOOH! Sorry that it took an extra week but I tried to write it last week and it was absolute shit, so I waited a bit to try and make it better. Anyways, I just want to thank you all for reading LoL Survivor. So many of you have told me so many positive things about this fan fiction and have made me feel so happy when I read them. And honestly, I never believed I would manage to get the amount of Story Favourites and Followers. Like it is INSANE how many people have read this one, itty-bitty, average fanfic. xD But honestly, thank you guys.
I also want to apologize because I won't be making a Season 3. I believe that it's best to end something when it's still good then end it when it becomes shit. Not only that, but I know for a fact that I won't have any time for writing because of school.
But before I end this, I need to ask, you guys, three questions. :)
1-Who was your favourite character?
2-What was your favourite season?
3-Any tips to improve my writing?
Also, my League of Legends summoner's name is Z1ggyZip if you ever want to play with me. I'm not exactly amazing though so don't expect anything too fancy.
One more time, thank you guys for your support. It has been one crazy year or two (The first chapter was posted on January 2nd, 2015). And I truly hope you enjoyed LoL Survivor. :) Have a good day.)
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