LoL Survivor

I'm A Chiquita Banana

Ryze and Fiora smiled, "Welcome back, Summoners! You know who we are! Today is a special episode because a new contestant shall be joining Team 1."

Both teams turned to each other wondering who the mystery champion is.

Fiora introduced Nidalee, "She's deh Beastial 'untress! Pleez welcome, Nidalee!"

Nidalee walked on very seductively, "Hello."

"Nidalee, "Ryze said, "Meet your teammates."

Kat, Jinx, Evelynn, TF, Ez, and Taric all waved at her.

Nidalee noticed Ez and winked.

Ezreal's Confessional

"She did not just wink at me. I've got a boyfriend! GOD!"

Ryze revealed what today's challenge was, "Anyways, today, we've got an exciting and very entertaining challenge for you! Each team will choose 3 people to represent their team in a dancing competition! The 6 people will compete against one another and whichever person gets the highest score will win it for their team. Understood?"

Everyone nods.

Fiora clapped her hands together, "Good! Now, we shall geeve yoo 10 minootes to shoose who will represent yoo."

Team 1:

Kat clapped her hands together, "So, how many of you can actually dance?" Evelynn, TF, Ezreal, Jinx, and Nidalee all raised their hands. "Not bad…"

Taric jumped up and down, "OOH! I NOMINATE EZREAL!"

Jinx shook her head, "NO WAY! POW POW, FISHBONES, AND I CAN REALLY BUST A MOVE! LET'S SHOW 'EM, GUYS!" Jinx started to sway back and forth really fast.

Everyone stared at her.

"YEAHHH! WOOOT! LOOK AT US GO! HAHA! YOU SHAKE THAT TAIL FEATHER FISHBONES! WOOT WOOT!"

Kat shook her head, "No no no no no! We can't have you dance, Jinx!"

Jinx stopped and turned to Kat, "What? Why not? I don't suck, do I?" Jinx was about to burst into tears.

Katarina's Confessional

"I'm sorry, I just couldn't…"

Kat hesitated, "Because you… are TOO GOOD! And umm…

Taric followed Kat's lead, "We need to give the other team a chance! Right?"

Jinx smiled again, "Oh! Ok."

Evelynn spoke, "I can dance the tango!" She was about to dance but she stopped herself. "Oh right… It takes two to tango. Never mind then. I guess I can't repre-"

"You can tango? So can I!" Twisted Fate interrupted her.

She smiled, "Really? That's perfect!" Eve turned to the rest of her team, "I guess me and TF can dance together."

Everyone looked at each other, "Why not?"

Evelynn squealed and hugged TF, "Haha! Yes!"

TF thought out loud, "I love you."

Eve pulled back, "What?"

TF screamed really fast, "NOTHING!"

Evelynn looked confused, "Ok…?"

Twisted Fate's Confessional

"STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

Nidalee walked over to Ez and started massaging his neck, "I think that Ezreal should represent us."

Taric's Confessional

"AWW HELL NO! THAT BITCH IS TOUCHING MY MAN!"

Ezreal yelled, "Don't touch me, you slut!"

Nidalee paused and began to cry, "I'm sorry! Did I offend you? I didn't mean to!"

Taric's Confessional

"Haha! That bitch had it coming! Don't ever come between me and my man ever again!"

Ezreal felt bad, "Oh no, it's ok. If you want, you can dance instead of me."

Taric's Confessional

"Ez, my beloved, what are you doing…"

Nidalee smiled, "Really?"

Ez nodded, "If it makes you feel better, of course!"

Taric's Confessional

"NO! YOU FELL FOR THAT DEMON'S TRICKS!"

Nidalee hugged Ezreal, "YAY!"

Kat nodded, "I guess that settles it. Evelynn. TF, and Nid will represent us."

Team 2:

Soraka jumped up, "I MUST DANCE! IT IS MY PASSION! THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT I LIKE MORE THAN DANCING!"

Tryndamere commented, "Not even bananas?"

Soraka paused, "THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT I LIKE MORE THAN DANCING EXCEPT FOR BANANAS!"

Akali shook her head, "Well we've got to consider if anyone else wants to dance. Any of you want to-"

"NO!" The entire team yelled in unison.

Even Sona yelled, "…D:"

Akali nodded, "Okay… I guess you get to represent us Soraka but we still need two others."

Wukong offered, "Why don't we just pick from a hat or something?"

Everyone agreed, "Yeah why not?"

After a random draw, Tryndamere and Shen were chosen.

Shen sighed, "Perfect."

Akali smiled though you can't really tell because of the fact that she wears a mask, "Try your best, Shen."

Ashe kissed Tryndamere, "You can do it!"

DANCE!

Fiora announced the order, "Tryndamere shall go firrrst, then it iz Nidalee, after Nidalee, it iz Shen, followed by Evelynn and TF, and finally Soraka."

Tryndamere

Tryndamere did a dramatic pose. The music began and it was… Backstreet Boys music… Not only was it Backstreet Boys, but also when the chorus came up, Tryndamere got really into it. And I mean REALLY.

"TELL ME WHY! AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE! TELL ME WHY! AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE TELL ME WHYI NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYI WANT IT THAT WAY! TELL ME! OOOOOOOOoooooH TELLLL MEH! TELLLLL MEH! TELLLL MEH! TELLLLLLLLLL MEEEHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Then Tryndamere started to sob. "I want it thatttttttttt…WAYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Ryze and Fiora were both horrified.

Ryze spoked, "You're lucky that it was based on the dance and not the performance. Anyways, 5/10 for me."

Fiora shook her head, "Non non non non non! C'était terrible! UGH! 2/10!"

Total for Tryndamere: 7/20

Tryndamere's Confessional

"I don't think I've ever heard her speak French..."

Everyone on Team 2 comforted him saying that it was all right that he failed miserably.

Nidalee

Nidalee pulled her spear out of her nowhere and slammed into the ground, "Be ready to be turned on!"

Miley Cyrus' We Can't Stop played while Nidalee pole danced. Everyone was horrified except for the men (not including Ezreal and Taric for obvious reasons).

Ashe, Akali, and Ahri were very jealous.

Ashe's Confessional

"That man stealing slut!"

Akali's Confessional

"Whatever! Haha. I don't care! You know. 'Cause I don't have a secret crush on Shen or anything like that! I honestly couldn't care less about who he likes... SHEN! I LOVE YOU! I mean, what?"

Ahri's Confessional

"Pfft, Nidalee ain't got shit on me! I'm far sexier than her… Right?"

Nidalee finished her dance by licking the pole.

Ryze was drooling, "I want to fuck you. I mean 10/10!"

Fiora rolled her eyes, "Salope… 1/10" (Salope means "Slut" in French. The more you know).

Total for Nidalee: 11/20

Shen

Shen danced the Macarena.

Most people rolled their eyes but Fiora was very into it, "YES! EHHHH! MACARENA! AHAH! 10/10! SUSH BOOTEE!"

Ryze sighed, "4/10"

Total for Shen: 14/20

Akali nodded, "I knew that you could do it."

Shen nodded back, "Thank you for believing in me."

Akali blushed but of course you can't see it because of the mask, "No problem."

Evelynn and TF

Evelynn and TF tangoed to Shakira's Objection. Ryze nodded in approval to their dance and Fiora clapped, "Oui! Oui! Tres jolie!"

Everything was going well until Twisted Fate dipped her. When he dipped her, his face was right in front of her boobs and TF got a little "distracted" and he dropped her.

Evelynn squealed as she fell, "Oww…"

Ryze frowned, "You were doing so well… 7/10"

Fiora nodded in agreement, "I tought dah eet waz amazing! I give you 8/10!"

TF turned to Evelynn afterwards, "I'm so so so sorry! I didn't mean to."

Evelynn smiled, "No, it's ok. It happens. You tried your best and we're still in the lead."

Twisted Fate's Confessional

"I RUIN EVERYTHING!"

Total for Evelynn and TF: 15/20

Soraka

Everyone turned to Soraka, "Ok, you said dancing was your passion. If it truly is, than win this for us."

Soraka grinned, "Don't worry, no one suspects the banana."

Soraka went up stage and stood there for a good 10 seconds breathing in and breathing out. Everyone anticipated the greatest dance of all time. Then, Soraka raised her hands and…. Started to shake her hips while Mexican music played in the background.

Soraka opened her mouth and sang the most dreadful song all while shaking her hips, "I'm a Chiquita banana and I'm here to say: Don't slip on the peel! Just throw it away. I'm a Chiquita banana and I taste good too. I love bananas and so should YOUUUUUUUU! NO ONE EXPECTS THE BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Sona's Confessional

"D:"

Ahri's Confessional

"What the fuck!? THAT was her AMAZING dance? All she did was shake her non-exsitant hips and sing a fucking song about BANANAS! FUCKING BANANAS!"

Ryze and Fiora looked at one another and spoke in unison, "1/10"

Total for Soraka: 2/20

Ryze announced, "The winner is team 1 with Evelynn and Twisted Fate with the highest score of 15/20. Team 2 will be eliminating somebody tonight."

Later that night…

Ryze looked at Soraka, "No one expects the banana… Sorry, Soraka, you've been eliminated."

Soraka frowned, "But… Banana…"

Bye bye, Soraka! Anyways, as always, vote for the person that you want to see eliminated! Here are the remaining members incase you forget:

Team 1:

Katarina

Jinx

Evelynn

Twisted Fate

Ezreal

Taric

Nidalee

Team 2:

Ashe

Ahri

Akali

Tryndamere

Wukong

Sona

Shen

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