LoL Survivor

It's The Yeast You Can Do

Fiora spoke, "Bonjour mes amis! Je m'appelle Fiora!"

Ryze followed, "I'm Ryze and this is LoL Survivor."

Both of them said in unison, "And here come our two teams!"

Both teams walked in front of the camera.

Ryze explained the challenge, "Today, Fiora and I currently have a sweet tooth. Each team must cook any food that you want but it HAS to be a dessert. You will have an hour and a half to bake it before our three judges well… Judge it."

Fiora added, "As alwayees, yourrrr food weell be joodged out oof ten. Ok?"

Everyone nodded.

Ryze smiled, "I'll give you all 10 minutes to plan your dish, alright?"

10 Minutes!

Team 1:

Kat asked, "Any of you know how to cook?"

Only Jinx put her hand up, "Ooh! Ooh! I do! I do!"

Kat frowned, "Anyone?"

Still no one volunteered, "Pick me! I know how to cook! Pick me!"

Jinx began to grunt, "I DOOOOOO! PICK MEH!"

Kat sighed, "Oh look! Jinx, knows how to cook. Yay…"

Jinx cheered, "WOOHOO! Though technically, I don't know how to cook but Pow Pow does! He went to culinary school!"

Katarina's Confessional

"Yup, we're fucked. GG. Surrender at 20…"

Evelynn asked, "So, what will we cook, Jinx?"

Nidalee nodded, "Please, do tell."

Jinx giggled, "I don't know, let me ask Pow Pow." She lifted her rocket launcher and began talking to it, "Yeah. Uhhuh. Yup. Ok. Yeah yeah. I got it. Sure." She turned back to her teammates, "I have no clue."

Ezreal face palmed, "Oh, my god. We're so screwed."

"Hey, hey. Don't underestimate her." TF said. "She can come up with something, right Jinx?"

She nodded, "YUP! We can make mud pies!"

TF frowned, "Never mind. We're screwed."

Team 2

"Who wants to be head chef?" Ahri asked.

Akali raised her hand, "I can if no one else wants to. I know how to make red velvet cake soooooo…"

Everyone looked at one another, "Sure. Why not?"

Akali smiled, "Good! That was easy. Let's begin, then!"

BEGIN!

Team 1

Jinx randomly gave orders to her teammates, "OK! Pow Pow says we'll need a chicken leg, oyster sauce, peanut butter, broccoli, and fish bones!" She began talking to her gun Fishbones, "No, not you, Fishbones. Pow Pow means actual fish bones."

Ezreal's Confessional

"What is this girl smoking…"

Nidalee raised her hand.

"Yes, Nidalee?" Jinx asked.

"I don't think fish bones would taste very good. Especially not with a chicken leg, oyster-" Nidalee was interrupted by a screaming Jinx.

"YOU WEREN'T VOTED HEAD CHEF, NOW WERE YOU? SHUT UP AND LISTEN OR ELSE I'LL SENT MY SUPER MEGA DEATH ROCKET AFTER YOU!"

Nidalee instantly shut up.

Nidalee's Confessional

"She doesn't scare me…"

You could hear Jinx's voice from off camera, "EXCUSE ME?"

Nidalee squealed, "NOTHING!"

Team 2

Akali listed all the ingredients, "We're going to need flour, baking soda, cream cheese for the icing, sugar, salt, food colouring, eggs, butter, cocoa powder, and buttermilk."

Everyone grabbed everything from the pantry.

Akali smiled, "Good! Shen, Sona, the both of you will be making the cake mix. Ashe, Tryn, you two will make the icing. Finally, Ahri, Wukong, both of you are on clean up duty. Alright?"

Everyone nodded.

Team 1

Jinx kept giving orders, "Pow Pow says to preheat the oven to 500 degrees Celsius. Put all the ingredients in a fish tank and then put it in the oven for an hour."

Ezreal was going to argue but… "Jinx! That makes no-"

"DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK? NOOOOOOOO!"

Ezreal squeaked.

Nidalee walked over to Ezreal, "It's ok, Sugar. Do you need a hug?" She walked over to him and gave him a hug. Her cleavage was right in his face.

Taric's Confessional

"THAT WHORE! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN! What do you mean by I'm not supposed to be here? Yes, I know I've been eliminated? Why am I still here? To make sure she doesn't steal my man!"

Ezreal pushed her away, "I've got a boyfriend!"

Taric's voice could be heard, "Hell yeah, he does!"

Ezreal and Nidalee began looking around, "Huh… I so thought I heard Taric for a second…"

Nidalee nodded, "Yeah… Me too. Weird."

Team 2

Shen tried to make conversation with Sona as they prepared the cake, "So, do you have any hobbies?"

": )"

"Is that a yes?"

": )"

"Ok then… What's your favourite colour?"

":D"

Shen sighed.

Ahri leaned over to Wukong, as they were washing the no longer necessary dishes, "I want to make an alliance with you."

Wukong replied, "Why?"

Ahri explained, "Because we'll make it further in this competition."

Wukong laughed, "No, thank you. I work alone."

Ahri asked, "You sure because the teams will be broken up eventually and you're not going to make it very far alone, bud."

Wukong, still confident, shook his head, "No, thanks. I don't need anyone."

Ahri sighed, "Alright, but if you change your mind, tell me."

Meanwhile, Ashe and Tryn were chatting as they made the cupcakes' icing,

"Tryn, don't forget to mix the sugar with the cream cheese. It'll taste bad if you don't add sugar."

Tryndamere nodded, "Yeah, nearly forgot. Thank you." He grabbed the white powder and poured it in the bowl. "Anyways, when the war is over, where do you want to go for our honeymoon?"

"What?" Ashe seemed confused.

"Remember? We didn't go on a honeymoon because we were to busy with the war."

Ashe smiled, "Right! I completely blanked. Sorry. Ummm… How about Ionia? I hear it's very nice there."

Tryndamere grinned, "Anything for you!"

Akali asked, "How's everything going?"

Everyone said together, "Good!"

She smiled, "Perfect."

Team 1

Everyone stood there awkwardly, "So now what?"

Jinx giggled, "We wait for the cake to finish baking, silly! You really have no clue how to cook, do you?"

Evelynn muttered something under her breath, "And you know how to cook? Please…"

"What?" Jinx asked.

Evelynn replied very quickly, "NOTHING!"

Team 2

Sona needed to pee, "D: !"

Shen looked at her trying to figure out what she's trying to say.

"D: !" She began to cross her legs and the Shen understood.

"Oh, ok then. Go ahead. I'll finish up with the cake mix."

She smiled, ": )" She then walked away. Or should I say, floated away…

Shen continued to mix the cake batter again, "Hey, Wukong, you've got nothing to do right? Mind passing me the cocoa powder? It's the last ingredient that I need to add."

Wukong nodded, "Sure thing. Where is it?"

Shen pointed to the counter, "Right there. It's next to the box of salt."

Wukong walked to the counter where they had two boxes, the salt and the cocoa. He grabbed the box and handed it to Shen.

Shen automatically noticed something was wrong when a white powder fell from the box, "Wukong! You gave me salt!"

Wukong swore, "Really? FUCK! What are we going to do?"

Shen was freaking out, "I DON'T KNOW. CAN'T YOU READ? IT SAYS SALT RIGHT HERE!"

Wukong began to panic, "NO! I'VE NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ! I'M A MONKEY! THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO DO IS FIGHT!... AND THROW POOP AT PEOPLE!"

Akali ran towards them, "What's wrong?"

Shen told her the entire story, "What are we going to do?"

Akali paced, "We can't restart. We need to put the cupcakes in the oven now… Put a whole bunch of sugar and hope that it doesn't taste too bad. "

Shen nodded.

Akali swore, "Shit! You really messed up, Wu."

Team 1

DING! The oven went off.

Jinx cheered, "YES! Kat! TF! TAKE OUR MASTERPIECE OUT OF THE OVEN!"

Kat and TF did as told and were shocked the second they saw it, "How the hell!?"

Everyone gathered around the oven and gasped. In the oven, there was a perfect cake, already iced and decorated, and it smelled heavenly."

TF continued, "How? We didn't even put any icing on it! Or added any of the proper ingredients to bake a cake."

Jinx giggled, "I told you Pow Pow knows how to cook. And you didn't believe me!"

Team 2

Akali took the cupcakes out of the oven and tried one, "Ugh! Disgusting! Tryn, Ashe, put a lot of icing on the cupcakes. Hopefully, they'll get rid of the horrid taste."

Ashe and Tryn nodded.

Akali tried a cupcake with icing this time. She spit it out right away, "Why is the icing so salty?"

Tryndamere blushed, "I might have added salt instead of sugar by accident."

Ashe gasped, "Tryn!"

Akali panicked, "Oh my god. We're so screwed. We don't have time to remake these!"

Ryze yelled, "TIME'S UP!"

Akali sighed, "I guess there's nothing we can do… Give them the bad cupcakes."

Judging time!

Fiora introduced the judges, "Here are our tree joodges that weell be joodging yourrr food."

Morgana, Lulu, and Pantheon all sat down waiting for food.

"Team 1, give your cake, please." Ryze said.

Jinx handed them the impossible cake, "Here ya go!"

Morgana showed no emotion, "It was ok. 6/10"

Lulu ate it, "That tasted pink… That's my favourite! 10/10!"

Pantheon took a bite, "7/10. It was good."

Total: 23/30

"Team 2, your cupcakes please?"

Akali sighed, "I apologize about what's about to happen to your taste buds…"

Morgana, Lulu, and Pantheon all spit it out, "That was horrid! That tasted green! I hate green! Why was that cupcake salty! 1/10!"

Total: 3/30

Ryze frowned, "I guess Team 2 will be eliminating someone tonight… Congrats, Team 1, you're safe."

Team 1 cheered.

Right before the elimination ceremony…

"Psst, Ahri."

Ahri turned around and saw Wukong, "Yes?"

"I accept your deal."

She grinned, "I knew you'd come around."

"So, how do we prevent me from getting eliminated?"

Ahri chuckled, "I can't help you there, bud. You seriously messed up. Just hope that Tryndamere gets more votes than you. Good luck." Ahri winked and walked away.

That night…

Ryze announced the bottom two, "Tryndamere and Wu. The both of you completely messed up. I'm not at all surprised that you one of you are going to be eliminated. There's only a one-point difference as well. Anyways, Team 2, say good-bye to Tryndamere because he's been eliminated!"

Ashe jumped up, "What?! Wukong clearly made a bigger mistake!"

Akali nodded, "That's true but it wasn't his fault he was never taught how to read. Tryndamere does though. Tryndamere literally fucked up. He should've paid attention.

Tryndamere sighed, "She's right. I should concentrate. Anyways, win this for us, ok? I'll take to Ionia as soon as this competition is over. Whether there's a war or not."

Ashe gave him a kiss, "Anything for you."

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Sorry if it wasn't as good as the others. Anyways, as always vote. Here are the remaining characters:

Team 1:

Katarina

Jinx

Evelynn

Twisted Fate

Ezreal

Nidalee

Team 2:

Ashe

Ahri

Akali

Wukong

Sona

Shen

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