Chapter 16: Second Truth or Dare Round!
Alicia: Hi everybody and welcome back to the Black Butler Questionnaire! How's everyone?
Everybody but Alicia: Fine. You?
Alicia: I'm good. Enough chit chat! On with the questionnaire!
Alexis: (plays Mr. Sadistic Night by Ayato and Shu Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers))
Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: What in the world is that song?
Alicia and Alexis: Mr. Sadistic Night by Ayato and Shu Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers).
Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: O.O
Alicia and Alexis: Ok... And you guys will be doing another truth or dare round after you answer the questions! Yay!
Everybody else but Alicia and Alexis: No! We don't want to do it.
Alicia and Alexis: Do it, you motherfuckers. Or be executed.
Everybody else but Alicia and Alexis: O.O' We will do it now. (Nervous)
Alicia: Our first questions comes to us from Akatsukisluv and says:
Claude: DUH! Cause you're the one that gets slopped the most...I've conted...Hey? What did the five fingers say to the face?
SEbastian: MAKE MORE! MY MOTHERS MADE MORE CAKE THAN YOU!Finn: You're so cute! *glomps* Gimme a kissie!
Claude: I don't know. What?
Alois, Ciel, Alicia and Alexis: SLAP BITCH! (pimp and bitch slaps the hell out of Claude)
Claude: What the hell?!
Finny: (kisses her)
Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from Blackitten13 and it states:
Hello again, sorry I'm a bit late. Before I go attack Claude I have questions to ask.
Ciel: can I have a pat on the head or a hug when I'm done? And is there anyone else I should attack?
Undertaker: can I try one of those dog biscuits?
Mey-rin: if you can't see because of your glasses, why don't you ask Ciel for new ones?
Claude: before I attack you, you answer that you don't care for a lot of the questions so what do you care about?
Thank you for listening now I'm going to attack Claude. (Grabs twin katanas and runs at Claude with murderous intent.)
Ciel: (hugs) There is not anyone else that I need for you to attack for right now.
Undertaker: Sure! (Hands Blackitten13 a dog biscuit)
Mey-Rin: I can't.
Alicia: Our next questions comes to us from RenaPhantomhiveOswin and says:
Grell: have you ever obsessed over anyone but Sebby?Ciel: have you ever loved anyone so muh you killed someone to keep then safe?Claude: why do you always put up with people slapping you. Alois don't tell you to put up with it so slap 'em back!Undertaker: can I have a dog treat?
Thank you all for putting up with my long annoyances :3
Claude: I don't know.
Undertaker: Sure. (Hands Rena a dog treat)
Alicia and Alexis: Our final questions comes to us from Oyshi and it says:
say sebastian, has any cat scratched you? and claude, do you like to eat tarantula( maybe i'm crazy). if you are a spider demon why you like birds? and my best friend wants to marry you( seriously)
Claude: Yes. Birds are calm. No thank you.
Alicia and Alexis: Time for the truth or dare round! Our first dares are from RenaPhantomhiveOswin and state:
Ok I have some daresSebastian-dress up in a pink bonnet for a day and sing the duck song in a high girly voice.Ciel: I dare you to make sebastian to that.Undertaker: I dare you to put on a pink froofroo dress.Alois: I dare you to kiss ClaudeLizzie: I dare you to eat a muffinGrell: I dare you to not obsess over Sebastian for 1 whole day if you break the dare you have to get beaten up by Ciel and Alois.
Sebastian: Why on earth would I do that?
Alois: I'm not kissing Claude.
Lizzie: (eats a muffin)
Alicia and Alexis: Our final dares comes from Toboe's Soulmate and it says:
YES! I haven't reviewed in a while so...I have dares!
For the entire cast- I dare all of you to try and recreate BIGBANG's Fantastic Baby Music Video. If you don't do it or you did a crapy job, all of you will have to read doujinshi with yourselves and another character as the main pairing.
Alicia and Alexis- I want you to watch the original MV and then compare it to the cast's version. Then do the Harlem Shake.
Then after all of that madness, I'll buy all of you ice cream. (Especially you Alois! .)
Everybody else: (does it well)
Alicia and Alexis: (watches the original MV) It's perfect. (Does the Harlem Shake)
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji! All rights goes to the owner! This is chapter 16 of "Questionnaire: Black Butler Style". I will have chapter 17 by later this week. Also check out my story "Alicia and Alexis In Wonderland". Bye! ~MsAliciaSimoneMichaelis
P.S.- Send in your questions! Ask me or Alexis some questions! Me and Alexis would love to hear from you guys!