Questionnaire: Black Butler Style

By Alicia Simone Davis

Humor

Chapter 17: Awkward and Gay Moments

A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for the late update. Busy with school and stuff. I will have a new story named "The College Life of Mutual Killing" which will be out pretty soon. And this story is almost at 100 reviews! Yay! Thanks you guys sooo much for supporting and reviewing this story. I will be doing something when this story hits 100 reviews or more, so please drop a suggestion when you review and that's it! Let's get on with the questionnaire, shall we?

Alicia: Hi everybody and welcome back to the Black Butler Questionnaire! How's everyone?

Everybody but Alicia: Fine. You?

Alicia: I'm good. Enough chit chat! On with the questionnaire!

Alexis: (plays The Worst by Jhene Aiko)

Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: What in the world is that song?

Alicia and Alexis: The Worst by Jhene Aiko.

Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: O.O

Alicia and Alexis: Ok...

Alicia: Our first questions comes to us from Ace-senpai and says:

Kon'nichiwa min'na! Here are some dares I have:Grell: Go on a date with me and let me be the guy and I'll let you be be the lady for that date (Sidenote: I'm a girl who wants to be a guy so we're even)Ciel: Do Carmelldansen in a maid dress, cat tail, and cat ears or else I'll force that horribly pink dress with the tight corset on you. Oh and it has to be the 10 hour version of CarmelldansenSebastian: Nothing for you since you deserve not to get anything horrible like what I'm doing to everybody else.William: Watch really gory anime with me.Undertaker: Meet my awesome friend Gilbert Beilschmidt and let's all go drink beer & have dog biscuits!

Grell: That sounds divine! (Goes on said date and comes back)

William: How was it, Grell?

Grell: Divine!

Alicia and Alexis: Gay move, Grell. Gay move.

Ciel: I refuse to do that!

Sebastian: Thank you.

William: Why would I?! I mean the only two people up here that wt h gory anime are Alicia and Alexis.

Alicia and Alexis: It's true. The goriest anime we have seen is Danganronpa.

All: What the hell is Danganronpa?

Alicia and Alexis: Danganronpa: Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - The Animation: The series follows a boy named Makoto Naegi who, along with fourteen other unique students, is imprisoned inside the elite Hope's Peak Academy, where a psychotic remote-controlled bear named Monokuma offers them only one means of escape: murder another student and get away with Hope's Peak Academy: an exclusive, government-sanctioned school accepting only students with exceptional abilities. Its stated goal is to raise the future "hope" of the nation, and for that reason, it became known as "The Academy of Hope". It's a source of envy for average high schoolers, as it's common knowledge that one can gain great success in life just by being a Hope's Peak graduate. Certainly, many Hope's Peak graduates are now employed in high positions in every field of the professional world, so that statement is not an are two requirements to becoming a Hope's Peak student: One must be currently enrolled in a high school and one must super-excel at their field of 's Peak doesn't hold any standard entrance exams, as the academy insists that the things tested by these kind of exams are meaningless for its purposes. Instead, students are scouted for by the academy's staff, who serve as both educators and researchers of extraordinary human ability. Some say Hope's Peak Academy's faculty members are much like parents, who made it their life's mission to find talent and nurture it in their children.

All: (dies) That was a long ass explanation...

Undertaker: You mean Prussia from Hetalia? Hell yeah!

Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from YaoiChikan and it states:

Sebastian: Yes really..Now I dare you to make more cakes tan my mother.Finny: *faint-edg*Claude: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NowI dare you to kiss Leo...

Sebastian: (Makes 1,000 cakes) Satisfied?

Finny: You look cute.

Claude: I goddamn refuse!

Alicia: Our next questions comes to us from Blackitten13 and says:

Ciel: thank you for the hug and tell me if I should attack someone later.Undertaker: thank you! these biscuits taste pretty good.Claude: thank you for telling me, I'm going to go set fire to your spiders now.

Ciel: Ok.

Undertaker: Welcome. You can have one anytime!

Claude: No! Mah babies!

Alicia and Alexis: Gay move, Claude. Gay move.

Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from RenaPhantomhiveOswald and says:

*noms on dog treat*I actually have an important question this time... For everyone.Here it is: what does the fox say?Lol no I'm joking my actually question is: if you all swap bodies with someone else who would it be why would it be them and what would you do. ((You cannot say you didn't swap bodies with someone or I'll cut you all :3 3))

Sebastian: Alicia, because she is fine as hell, and jiggles her boobs.

Ciel: Alexis, because she can kick ass, and so that I can be taller.

Alicia and Alexis: Sebastian/Ciel, One hell of a butler/One hell of a young master, and to feel like a man.

Everybody Else: (Shakes their heads no)

Alicia: Our next questions comes to us from the14darkgirl (Guest) and says:

I love Black butler! ehh.. and also i want to... emm (hides behind a wall) well i have a few questions 0/01) Sebastian if the cats take control of the world . What you 'll do?2)Alexis can I hide myself behind you before I ask the question number three3)William ... well I have some photos where .. he he .. you and Undertaker-sama are ... kissing ... and then there 's the photo where you and Undertaker walk inside a hotel. I want to know the truth from you or I 'll show all the evidence to each person in the room . And There are more "intimate " photos if you know what i mean :)

Sebastian: Become their leader.

Alexis: Sure.

William: That's a lie.

Alicia and Alexis: Gay move, William. Gay move.

Alicia and Alexis: Our final questions comes to us from Black Dragon Valkyrie and it says:

cool! love this story so far!ok questions:Mey-rin: what would you say if i wrote a fanfic where i gave you a sister?Pluto: AWWW! *fangirls* you're so cute! *hugs Pluto and scratches behind his ears*Ciel: hi. i'm a crazy writer and was wondering if it be okay if i wrote a fanfic about you with an older sister maybe?Baldroy: LOVE THE FLAMETHROWER! XD can one of my Black Butler characters barrow it? also... *hugs*Alois: just gonna get this out... i seriously hate your guts and don't understand why anyone even likes you. hate Claude too.Grell: leave William and Sebastian alone! or i kill you... *smiles*that is all, THANK YOU!

Mey-Rin: Yay! I finally have a sister!

Pluto: -hugs back-

Ciel: It's fine.

Baldroy: I always have an extra flamethrower on me. Yes. (Hands the flamethrower to Dragon) and hugs back)

Alois: TT-TT Why does everybody hate me?

Grell: (emo corner)

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji! All rights goes to the owner! This is chapter 17 of "Questionnaire: Black Butler Style". I will have chapter 18 by later this week. Also check out my story "Alicia and Alexis In Wonderland". Bye! ~Mastermind Enoshima Alicia

P.S.- Send in your questions! Ask me or Alexis some questions! Me and Alexis would love to hear from you guys!

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