Questionnaire: Black Butler Style

By Alicia Simone Davis

Humor

Chapter 18: Even Gayer Than Before!

Alicia: Hi everybody and welcome back to the Black Butler Questionnaire! How's everyone?

Everybody but Alicia: Fine. You?

Alicia: I'm good. Enough chit chat! On with the questionnaire!

Alexis: (plays Zetsubousei: Hero Chiryouyaku (Despairity: A Hero's Treatment) by Soraru ft Sumuzu)

Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: What in the world is that song?

Alicia and Alexis: Zetsubousei: Hero Chiryouyaku (Despairity: A Hero's Treatment) by Soraru ft Sumuzu.

Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: O.O

Alicia and Alexis: Ok...

Everybody but Alexis: What is your sister doing?

Alexis: Acting like Monokuma from Danganronpa: Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - The Animation.

Alicia: Upupupupupupupupu...

Alicia: Our first questions comes to us from BlackButlerFan13 and says:

Hi you guys! I love, love, love this fanfic! So here are my dares and questions:

Sebastian: You are my favorite demon character on the show! I love, love love, love you! Question: What would think of me and my friend Ashley cosplaying as you guys. I only do it because I have to and that she likes to slap me a lot, I know it hurts, right? And also, because she likes me to call her bocchan( I looked up the meaning of bocchan and it means son in Japanese, did you know that Ciel?) And what do you think of your new braces?Dare: I dare you to get braces and wear them for an entire day. And I mean the orthodontic ones. Sorry, please have mercy on my soul and don't eat it please! If you do the dare, I'll give this black kitten and you can go on a date with me, but please get the braces removed before the date.(I couldn't think of anything in mind because my braces were hurting and yes I do wear braces, so I already know what it feels like. The pain sucks after getting them tightened, right?) Also, please send me a photo because I've seen every photo of you except one like that. Thanks!;)

Ciel: You're really cool and the eye patch makes you cooler.Question: What do you think of Sebastian with braces on?Dare: Watch a marathon of Princess Jellyfish, Ouran High School Host Club, Hellsing and the Hellsing OVAS, Durara!, and Soul Eater. You also have to display. Ciel, you can display as Integra Hellsing. And Alexis and Alicia, you can display as Hikaru and Kaoru( because you two are twins and you'll look adorable. Oh no, I'm talking like Lady Elizabeth, am I? My worst nightmare! Sorry Lizzy!) Also, don't tell Ciel that he displayed as a woman until the marathon is over and you're in front of everyone. P.S. Don't let him see the part about him cosplaying as a girl. I'll give you guys this cake if you do the dare!;)

Grell: I guess you're cool, your death scythe looks dangerous in a good way. My friend Marylou wants to marry you(seriously)Question: What has to be the worst prank that Ronald ever played on you? And what do you think of Sebastian's new braces?Dare: I dare you to watch a marathon of Boku No Pico with Claude in the closet. And you can't close your eyes or get out of the closet until the marathon is over. Or I will send the Grell and Claude haters in to kill you both! Grell if you do the dare, you get a day off and this Sebastian shirt(And yes, it is red) And you can also cry on my shoulder and hang out with me for a day. You have my sincerest apologies if I traumatized you and please have mercy on my soul!

Claude, I'll give you a box full of spiders( I made sure to poke holes in the box, so don't worry) And nobody can slap or attack you for 3 chapters.

William: You're my favorite shinigami character next to Ronald. And people who believe that Claude is your love child and write nasty fan fictions can fall down a well!Question: On a scale of 1 to infinity, how much does Grell really annoy you? Also, what do you think of Sebastian's new braces. And if you laugh at him, that's not really nice. Because he can just retaliate by making fun of your glasses. And believe me, there are a lot of insults for people who wear glasses. And how old do you have to be to take the test to be an official shinigami.Dare: Watch a horror movie marathon with me. And while I'm there, address me as Lydia not BlackButlerFan13. If you do the dare, you can beat up Grell.(Sorry Grell!)

Ronald:OMG! I love, love, love, love you Ronald Knox! You're my favorite shingami and your super duper hot and attractive!Question: What was the worst thing you ever said to a woman? What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? And what do you think of Sebastian's new braces?Dare: I dare you to go on a date with me! On the date, you can call me Lydia and you have to kiss me in front of the whole Kuroshitsuji cast. Also, I'm 14 and I wear braces. If you do the dare, you can insult Alois for the next 10 chapters.

Lizzie: You have a very unique and cute style.Question: When was your last bad hair day? And what do you think of Sebastian's new braces?Dare: I dare you to polish your nails black like mine. If you do the dare, you can join me and the Kuroshitsuji girls on a frozen yogurt hang out at the mall. (And yes Grell, you can come too) But absolutely no going to Victoria's Secret orto the movie theaters to watch chick flicks. And you can remove the black nail polish with hot pink nailpolish before we go.

Alicia and Alexis: You two are very cool. You both remind me of Hikaru and Kaoru, funny and mischievously devilish.Question: In your childhood, did your mom ever get confused with which twin was which? And what do you think of Sebastian's new braces?Dare: I dare you and the Kuroshitsuji girls to throw a slumber party with me. And everyone, please call me Lydia.

Alois: Go fall down a well already!Dare: I dare you to dress up as a girl in a stripper dress and sing Special from the musical, Avenue Q. And you're not allowed to give Ciel a lap dance. Claude has to play the part of the announcer though, so you can give him a lap dance since you're so in love with him. Oh, and you have to borrow the stripper dress from Grell. Yes Grell, I know you have one because Ronald told me you were planning to wear that work on William's birthday.

Undertaker: You're so cool and my friend Danielle also wants to marry you.Question: What was the funniest joke Sebastian ever told you? And what do you think of Sebastian's new braces?Dare: I dare you to make me a coffin to sleep in and show me your eyes for a brief 5 seconds. And can I also have abone biscuit?

Thank you so much you guys! And with your permission Alicia and Alexis, I will be appearing on the questionnaire for10 chapters. Here's a brief description of me:Name: Lydia ( Also known as BlackButlerFan13)Appearance: Has long brown hair( about Grell's length), I'm about Ciel's height( I know what it's like to be short too), I wear braces and I wear glasses that are kinda like William's, I also have black nails like Sebastian's but their a bit longer than his.Outfit: I wear black T-shirt with the Kuroshitsuji grim reapers on it, underneath it is a long black and white striped T-shirt, a black skirt, black and whites striped tights and combat boots. I also wear a headband in my hair, it's a black and has a blue rose in it.Personality: Very nice, quiet, a bookworm, and kinda shy around Ronald, Sebastian, and William.

Thanks again and please update soon!;)Sincerely,BlackButlerFan13

Sebastian: That would be excellent. (gets orthodontic braces and takes a photo of him wearing the braces) And getting slapped hurts a little.

Ciel: Sebastian?! With braces?! He looks nice. You dare me to do what now?!

Alicia: (Dressed as Hikaru) You have to watch a marathon of 6 animes and you have to do this.

Alexis: (Dressed as Karou and puts Ciel in an Integra Hellsing outfit) Get to watching your anime, Ciel. (Sticks a TV in front of Ciel)

Ciel: (finishes watching anime six hours later)

Sebastian: How was it, Young Master?

Ciel: (emo corner) Don't talk to me right now...

Grell: The worst prank played on me by the damn brat Ronald was hI'm dressing up as William. Sebas-chan looks divine with braces on!~

Alicia: (shoves Claude and Grell in a closet with a tv and turns it on to watch the marathon)

Claude and Grell: (comes out of the closet looking so gay together) How was it?

Claude: Boring. (Sighs)

Grell: One hell of a deadly efficient anime! (Does that pose)

Claude: Yay.

William: Infinity. He looks cute. To be an official shinigami, you can be any age you want.

Ronald: The worst thing i said to a woman was "Do you mind we have some fun and get together...in bed?" The most embarrassing thing that happened to me was that William saw me on a date...with 20 women. Rocking them braces, Sebastian! Ok! (Goes on the date with Lydia and comes back with her and kisses her in front of the Kuro cast)

Lizzie: When Ciel put water on it. Braces are not cute at all! And my nails will not be painted black !

Alicia and Alexis: Hell yeah she did! Sebastian is looking good with them braces on tho! And we don't do slumber parties.

Alois: (puts on the stripper dress Grell gave him and Claude is right in front of him;starts singing) I can make you feel specialWhen it sucks to be youLet me make you feel specialFor an hour or two

Your life's a routine that repeats each dayNo one cares who you are or what you sayAnd sometimes you feel like you're nobodyBut you can feel like somebody with me

WowYeah, they're real

When we're together the earth will shakeAnd the stars will fall into the seaSo come on, baby, let down your guardWhen your date's in the bathroom I'll slip you my cardI can tell just by looking that you've got it hard for meFor me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for meI can tell just by looking that you are especially hard for me

For me, for me, for me, for me, for meI can tell just by looking that you are especially hard for me (gives Claude a lap dance)

All: (laughing their asses off) Gay moment! XD

Undertaker: The Diry Limerick: "There once was a woman from Q, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, 'If you paid to get in, you'll pay to get out of it too.'" (Makes a coffin for Lydia along with a dog biscuit and shows his eyes for 5 seconds)

Alicia and Alexis: Guys, give a warm welcome to Lydia. (Lydia comes up on stage and sits between Alicia and Alexis)

Kuro cast: (claps)

Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from Black butler fan (Guest) and it says:

I have some questions for you guys _Ciel: what do you think of Miley Cyrus?Sebastian: what if you were locked in a room full of dogs, and you couldn't do anything about it?Grell: would you ride on a wrecking ball like Miley Cyrus into Sebastian's room? Or would you watch the person you hated the most burn in a fire?Everyone: favorite book?Thank you! Can't wait for season 3! :D

Ciel: She is a bitch! I don't like any of her songs!

Sebastian: Sit in my own little corner.

Grell: I would ride on a wrecking ball like Miley into sweet Bassy's room! Love Miley!

Kuro Cast: 50 Shades of Grey.

Alicia and Alexis: The Battle of Jericho by Sharon M. Draper.

Alicia: Our next questions comes to us from Lyra-Pocket-Watch and it says:

Hello, I would like to ask a couple of questions. By the way, I love this Fic, congratulations.

Ciel: What do you dislike both of Lizzie?Lizzie: That'd be able to do for Ciel?Sebastian: If by Ciel was not you obey that order. What would you do?Grell: ... Because you're a stalker Sebastian? I mean, you're always there in the light of the world ... A good stalker never be seen at his prey. Take it as advice.

Ciel: She is annoying and petty.

Lizzie: Help him!

Sebastian: Play with my cats.

Grell: I'm a deadly efficient one at most!

Alicia and Alexis: Our final questions comes to us from YaoiChikan and says:

Sebastian: Yes! Very! Now make-out with Ciel…Finny: tehehehehehehehe…Can I sit in your lap for the remainder of this? *jumps out of Claude's and into Finny's*Claude: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!? Iiiiiiiiii'llllll….Give you a bunchof..Spiders?

Sebastian: Nope.

Finny: Yes!

Claude: Nope.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji! All rights goes to the owner! This is chapter 18 of "Questionnaire: Black Butler Style". I will have chapter 19 by later this week. Also check out my stories"Alicia and Alexis In Wonderland" and "The College Life of Mutual Killing". Bye! ~Mastermind Enoshima Alicia

P.S.- Send in your questions! Ask me or Alexis some questions! Me and Alexis would love to hear from you guys!

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