Chapter 19: Oh God
Alicia: Hi everybody and welcome back to the Black Butler Questionnaire! How's everyone?
Everybody but Alicia: Fine. You?
Alicia: I'm good. Enough chit chat! On with the questionnaire!
Alexis: (plays Zetsubousei: Hero Chiryouyaku (Despairity: A Hero's Treatment) by Soraru ft Sumuzu)
Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: What in the world is that song?
Alicia and Alexis: Zetsubousei: Hero Chiryouyaku (Despairity: A Hero's Treatment) by Soraru ft Sumuzu.
Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: O.O
Alicia and Alexis: Ok...
Everybody but Alexis: What is your sister doing?
Alexis: Acting like Monokuma from Danganronpa: Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - The Animation.
Alicia: Upupupupupupupupu...(A/N: Sorry for the Monokuma laugh! XD I'm so damn obsessed with Danganronpa!)
Alicia: Our first questions comes to us from BlackButlerFan13 and says:
Hi, it's Lydia. Thank you a so much for doing my dare first! So here are my dares:
Sebastian: Thanks for doing my dare! You're a sweetie! I dare you to spend one day with my siblings. There are 3 of them and their super annoying. Maybe even more annoying than Grell(I know, shocking, right!) Sorry Grell! Question: what was the most embarrassing thing you ever did? And who do you despise the most in the Kuro cast? And watch out for them, the second oldest is much bigger(not in height!). The boy likes to hit, ALOT! And the baby sister likes to scratch and bite. Just don't kill them, because my mom will kill the both of us if you do ( and she'll find a way to kill you Sebastian, trust me). If you do the dare, I'll give you these 2 black kittens. Their names are Artemis and Aphrodite, after the Greek gods. Also, I dare you to ballroom dance with me to Show's Waltz by Cecile Corbel. Thank you, you're the best!
Ciel: Sorry about my last dare so I made you this cake to make it up to you. Question: I asked you this last time but I'm going to ask you again, did you that bocchan means 'my son' in Japanese. I thought it meant 'young master' not 'my son'! So I'm gonna go easy on you this time so I dare you to pet a baby rabbit.
Lau: I don't know if you're on this questionnaire but here is my dare for you, I dare you to sing No Medicine For Regret In All The World, with me and Ran Mao singing background. I'll wear the traditional dress but if you try to grope me,you'll experience the worst pain from me if you do.
Finny: You're so cute and adorable. This dare comes from my friend Julio, I though it was kind of messed up but he dares you to wax Bard's legs while he's asleep. Tell him if he hurts you, that my friend Julio will hurt him. I'm serious, he's much bigger than him (not in height!). Julio says if you do it he'll give you this baby bunny.
Grell: Question:You do know that Boku No Pico is about a little boy and a grown man having sexual relations. So forgive me for saying this and pardon my language but: YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE IF YOU SAY THAT YOU LIKE IT, LOOK ON WIKIPEDIA IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! And I dare you to go on date with my friend Marylou and her girlfriend Brianna, but I warn you that they will try to rape you. And if you make a move on either of them, they will attack you. And you wouldn't like that because they both weigh more than you, so do be careful around them. Oh, and Marylou started copying your look.
William: Question: So recently I just found out that I'm a shinigami on my father's side, so what am I supposed to do now? And did you know that Grell is wearing a bikini under his uniform. Yeah, she told me that she was going to flash you with it on the show. I just thought I'd save you from trauma of seeing that. Sorry Grell, but I just thought that would be very inappropriate and unladylike. And also that me, Ciel and Alois are 14, so we would probably puke if we saw that happen. If you don't believe me William, check for yourself. I don't know if this is true or not but people say that you're a vegetarian, so I dare you to eat a piece of bacon. You don't have to swallow it, if you can't eat it just spit it out.
Ronald: Thanks for taking me out, I really enjoyed our date. Question: Um, this is pretty difficult for me to say, but um... can I be your girlfriend? I don't have to if you don't want me to. I dare you to dance the waltz with me to the song I Never Knew I Needed You by Ne-Yo. But you also have to sing it while you dance with me. And can I have another kiss again? You don't have to if you don't want to.
Lizzie: I didn't well appreciate the comment about braces and your fan rate went down 50%, the ones who have braces. And did you happen to remember that I wear braces. Question: What is the worst thing that ever happened to you? And I dare you to go on a date with Justin Beiber, and he's not cute at all. And did I forget to mention that he has several tattoos. Then you have to fight the WWE Divas, the Lizzie haters, and myself. Next time, don't comment about braces because you'll probably need them after this. If you do it, I'll give you this cute neon pink dress.
Claude: I didn't give you dare last time so I dare you to spin and balance these plates while tap dancing. Sorry, but remember that you can't get slapped or killed for 3 chapters. If you do this dare, I'll give this cool tarantula. Her name is Arachne.
Alois: I dare you to bite into a fudgescicle and no, you can't let it thaw it out or let Claude do it for you. And you have to describe the pain. If you do it, you can marry Claude and you can keep the fudgescicle, I don't really care what you do with it, so go wild with it.
Undertaker: Thanks for the coffin and biscuit, I really enjoy sleeping in a coffin. Question: What do you think of the band My Chemical Romance? I dare you to hit Grell with your death scythe as many times as you want (Sorry Grell!) I just really need a good laugh, trust me, I sound like female version of you whenever I laugh.
Alexis and Alicia: Question: How is your Spring Break going? And do you like horror movies, if you do which series? My favorite are the Child's Play series. I dare you to play the 'Which one is Alicia or Alexis game?' It's similar to the one Hikaru and Kaurou play.
Dare for everyone: Get up and kick whoever you despise most in between the legs. I pick Grell, Claude and Alois. And everyone watch me sing Let It Go from Frozen and Sally's Song from The Nightmare Before Christmas, please give me your honest opinion. Also, watch the movie Frozen with me?Question for everyone: Do you think it's wrong if my sister laughed at me while I choked on a piece of bacon. And should I kick her ass for doing that? Because that happened this morning. Everyone please give me your honest opinion.
Thanks so much, please update soon!;)Sincerely,Lydia
Sebastian: As you wish. (Does the dare) The most embarrassing thing I did was when I was blushing at a group of kittens. I despise Grell. (Dances with Lydia to Show's Waltz by Cecile Corbel)
Ciel: I did not. (petting a baby rabbit)
Lau and Ran-Mao: (walks in) Hello.
All: Holy shit...
Lau: (sings No Medicine For Regret In The World with Ran-Mao and Lydia singing backup;gropes Lydia)
Finny: I can't. Sorry.
Grell: (dies for two hours) (Goes on said date with Marylou and Brianna;makes a move on them)
William: Go to the dispatch and all of that jazz. Grell, you have more overtime!
William: (eats a piece of bacon)
Ronald: Sure you can! (Does the waltz with Lydia to I Never Knew I Needed You by Ne-Yo while singing it;kisses her)
Lizzie: Ciel being such a prick! I'm not going on a damn date with him ever!
Claude: I refuse.
Alois: Hate fudgescicles!
Undertaker: They are pretty good. (Hits Grell 1,000 times with his death scythe)
Alicia and Alexis: Our Spring Break is about to end, but it's going well. We love horror movies. We like the Final Destination series! (Puts on the same thing (America's outfit from Hetalia) and spins around) Ok! Which one of us is Alicia? (Stands next to each other)
Everybody: Alicia on the left and Alexis on the right.
Alicia: Wrong! I'm on the right!
Alexis: I'm in the left!
Alicia and Alexis: (kicks Grell, Claude, Alois, William and Bardroy between the legs)
Everybody: (kicks everybody but Alicia and Alexis between the legs)
Lydia: (sings Let It Go and Sally's Song)
Alicia and Alexis: We don't do Frozen. Everybody else will watch it with you.
Kuro Cast: It's not wrong. Don't kick her ass.
Alicia and Alexis: It's so wrong! Kick her ass!
Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from EvilAliceTheOtakuGirl and it says:
Hey there! I'm loving this fanfic! Anyway, here are my questions:
Sebastian: can I just say that I love you! *fangirls and faints* you are one hell of a damned sexy butler! My question is seeing as you love cats, I was wondering how you feel about Lions? And me and my friend Want to marry you...please don't be creeped out...and just wanted to say to you are spoken of a lot amongst my friends at school! :D
Ciel: have you ever watched any Disney movies? And if so, which is your favourite? And I wanna tell you that you are amazing and how do you endure Lizzy's erm... I'm gonna call it "craziness"?
Grell: Whould you mind conning to my school to erm..."eliminate" a few people? I will give you a body pillow with Sebby on it xD
Alois: you know, I find you are quite a fun character to write about. You make my stories more interesting xD umm...my question for you would be what do you think of Canadians? (And Americans I guess) and you are awesome! Always remember that, Alois!
Claude: ...*glares* my friend hates spiders. How do you feel about that? And how you liking the abuse you've been getting from Everyone? You know what, would it make you feel better if you came and scared the hell out my friend that hates spiders? XD
Authors: keep up the good work! I'm really loving this and my question would be, what black butler crossover do you think would be most interesting? (Out of all the possible categories of cross-overs)
Pluto: *scratches behind ears and gives a doggy biscuit* awwww! Pluto! You so adorable!
Everyone: what's your favourite film of all time and why?
Anyways that's all I got! 3
Sebastian: Yes you can love me all you want. (Smirks) Lions are no better than precious cats. And yes, you and your friend can marry me. Btw, tell your friends to get a FanFiction and check Alicia out. (Whispers) Sorry if she is obsessed with Danganronpa right now.
Ciel: No I have not. The way that I endure Lizzie's craziness is that I don't do shit.
Grell: Oh hell yeah.
Claude: T.T The abuse is awesome. Nope I won't do that.
Alicia: I would crossover Black Butler with Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.
Alexis: So that you can kill everyone?
Alicia: Alexis, no! Upupupupupupupupupu...Now why would i kill everyone when I could kill certain people...
Alexis: I would crossover Black Butler with Hetalia.
pluto: (eats the dog biscuit)
Alicia and Alexis: All Home Alone movies because it is so funny!
Everybody but Alicia and Alexis: We don't have one.
Alicia and Alexis: Our final questions comes to us from YaoiChikan and says:
You butler are evil T.T *in Finny's lap*ALois: CLAUDE NEEDS A BITCH SLAPPIN'!
Alois: (bitch slaps the damn hell out of Claude)
All: OH! (Jumping around) Damn!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji! All rights goes to the owner! This is chapter 19 of "Questionnaire: Black Butler Style". I will have chapter 20 by later this week. Also check out my stories"Alicia and Alexis In Wonderland" and "The College Life of Mutual Killing". Bye! ~Mastermind Enoshima Alicia
P.S.- Send in your questions! Ask me or Alexis some questions! Me and Alexis would love to hear from you guys!
P.S.S: I will be doing something special for you guys in the next chapter! Yay! We will dress up as characters from an anime of your guys' choice! So when you guys send in your questions, tell us what anime would you like for me, Alexis, and the Kuro cast to dress up as! I love this!