Questionnaire: Black Butler Style

By Alicia Simone Davis

Humor

Chapter 6: OMFG

Alicia: Hello everybody! Welcome back to the Black Butler Questionnaire. How is everybody?

Everybody else but Alicia: Fine. You?

Alicia: A little tired and sleepy, but I am fine. Enough talking! On with the questionnaire!

Alexis: (plays Boukoku Kakusei Catharsis by Ali Project)

Everyone else but Alicia and Alexis: What in hell is that music?

Alicia and Alexis: Boukoku Kakusei Catharsis by Ali Project.

Everybody else but Alicia and Alexis: O.O

Alicia and Alexis: Ok...and we have two more guests joining our panel. Please welcome Mey Rin and Baldroy!

Mey-Rin: (sits next to Alexis) Nice to meet you!

Baldroy: (sits next to Ronald) Hello!

Alexis: Our first question comes to us from Confessions-of-an-Animaholic and it states:

Alois: Can I have a hug?

Alois: (sexy voice) Why, yes you may. (Hugs Holic)

Alicia and Alexis: What the FUCK was up with that sexy voice, Alois?!

Alois: Nothing...

Alicia and Alexis: (exchange looks) Ok...

Alicia: Our next question comes to us from Eric's Alan and says:

XD good chapter

Sebastian: what would you do if you had to switch masters with Claude

Sebastian: I would kill Sir Booty Shorts over there first and then that disgrace of a butler!

Alicia and Alexis: Damn!

Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from Humphadoodle and says:

You are an awesome writer!Ciel: Is it uncomfortable when Sebastian has to give you a bath?How come you can't dress yourself?Sebastian: How do you come up with different sweets for Ciel almost everyday?

Alicia: Thank you!

Ciel: No. The reason I can't dress myself is because I'm too lazy.

Sebastian: That is a secret that shall not be revealed.

Alicia: Our next questions comes to us from pinkjhaynaiza and it states:

Sebastian: Why do you fine cats so perfect? Also since im a cat-lover which would you choose Sebastian, a kitten or a grown-up cat?Ciel :What is the dessert you most preferred and least?Alois: How does it feel like to be always second to Ciel when it comes to Claude's judgement?Well that's all it *bows head*

Sebastian: They are perfect in every way I can't explain. And probably a kitten would be best.

Ciel: My most preferred dessert: Orchard Fruit Cake and my least preferred dessert: those dog cakes.

Alois: I am not saying shit to that goddamn motherfucking bastard over there!

Alicia and Alexis: DAYUM!

Alexis: Our next questions comes to us from AceTombronyWhovian and it says:

Sebastian & Claude: Do you like the Sebastian x Claude shipping?Ciel & Alois: Do you like the Ciel x Alois shipping?

Sebastian, Ciel, Alois, and Claude: No comment on that one...

Alicia: Our next questions comes to us from Sebby'sClosetKitten and says:

For Ciel: Which person do you love more... Lizzy or Sebastian?For Alois: Would you date Grell?For Sebastian: Are you secretly madly in love with Grell?

Ciel: Lizzy. She's my fiancé after all. (Chuckles)

Alois: Maybe...

Sebastian: I'm not in love with him! Besides, he is gay!

Alicia and Alexis: Our final questions comes to us from Akatsukisluv and states:

Oh god, this is hilarious I luv it!X3 And I have three questions:For Alois: Why are you always pimp slapping Claude. Are you gay for Ciel?For Ciel: What would you do if Sebastian were to run away?For Mey-Rin: "CON YOU TAKE OFF YOUR GLOSSES?!"For Boldroy: "Where did you get your flamethrower?"

Alois: Because I can. Maybe...

Ciel: No comment.

Mey-Rin: Ok. (Takes off glasses and talks in a different voice) Hey, boys!

Guys on panel: HELLO, NURSE!

Alicia and Alexis: (laughing) That was funny as hell!

Baldroy: I brought it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji! All rights goes to the owner! This is chapter 6 of "Questionnaire: Black Butler Style". I will have chapter 7 by next week. Also check out my stories "Romance at the Phantomhive Manor, Old Friends, and Secret Meetings", "Waking Up In The World Of Rozen Maiden", "Alicia and Alexis In Wonderland","Questionnaire for Kuroshitsuji and Rozen Maiden", and "Truths or Dares of Rozen Maiden". And check the poll on my bio and vote! And my new stories for Baka and Test called "Baka and Test Questionnaire" and D. Gray-Man will be out soon! Bye! ~MsAliciaSimoneMichaelis

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