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Why Am I In The Naruto Universe!

By mitsuki1313

Humor / Action

Chapter 1

IMPORTANT STUFF TO KNOW!

This is a crack/romance/humor/ adventure fic

Pairing: SasukeXOc(Ren)

Summary: WTF just happened? One minute I'm at Wendy's eating a frosty then everything gets blurry and I start hearing the Japanese song ROCKS by Hound Dog! Next thing I knew I was in some apartment with a balcony that had a view of the hokage monument with a guide called 'The Guide to being Ren Roax, the fourth member of Team 7' …WHAT THE HELL?

Warnings: Ren POV almost all the time, Sakura/Ino bashing, attempt at humor

Disclaimer: I don't own squat TT^TT

"talking"

'thinking'

""people talking at the same time""

'INNER SAKURA'

(Ren POV during the opening song is in Italic)

My Oc: check out my deviant art gallery for a pic, link is on my profile

Name: Roax Ren

Sex: female

Age : 12-13

Hair Color : dark brown

Hair length : To mid-back

Eye Color : Blue with spacks of grey and green

Favorite Food : Chocolate takoyaki, wendy's food, onigiri

Favorite Color : Red,Purple,Black

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Come on!

OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? WHY AM I FALLING? WHERE'D MY FROSTY GO?

Owareru yoni isoi de iru

kawai ta mune ga kari tateru no sa

hito kiwa tsuyoku kagayaku hoshi wa

ima mo tooku ni aru

dammit, I hate this song WAIT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT! Why is a Naruto opening playing?

ushinatte yuku motome nagara

ubawa rete yuku ate nagara

dare no tame de naku dare no mono de naku

oretachi no ima ga

Was my food spiked with marijuana or something? I saw that happen on TV, but it was at McDonalds and the people who got the marijuana burgers were cops heh heh heh…WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? FOCUS!

*Omoi kasane yume o kasane hibi o kasane

ase no mamire namida korae chi o tagi rase.

Oh great. Now there are swirls of orange, blue, pink, and green flying around. Just great. Guess I might as well sing along.

Tatakau koto moaishi au koto mo

haruka hikari no, on the Way.

Ura kitte kitashin ji nagara

Tatakau koto moaishi au koto mo

haruka hikari no, on the Way.

Ura kitte kitashin ji nagara

kitsuke te kita

inori nagara. Dare no koto de naku

dare no sei de naku oretachi ima wo.

kitsuke te kita- woah WOAH why am I falling faster?

Itami hodoki kokoro hodoki

kage o hodoki.

WHY IS THERE A BRIGHT LIGHT DOWN THERE?

Iki o tsunete hashiri nukero

yami o saite kana shimu kotomo

yume o miru koto mo owari wa shinai

on the way.

HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS I'M GONNA DIE!

I wanna rocks

mune ni Rocks!

AAAaaahhhhhhhhhhh! D8

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"Oof!" I landed on top of a bed in some apartment. I started to freak out. WHERE AM I? HOW THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN? Okay this definitely isn't the effect of being high. I mean I never did drugs or smoked stuff before, but I'm pretty sure this doesn't happen…or does it? I got off the bed, a little dizzy due to my confusion I walk out onto the balcony and look at my surroundings…SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!

There was a village that was like Konoha in the Naruto series. The hokage monument, the hokage tower, the academy, even that ramen stand, Ichiraku.

I start screaming.

"Oh chiz! What's going on how the heck did I end up in konoha! KONOHA! The fictional ninja land of my absolute favorite manga! My god I'm so confused! SOMEBODY HEL-OW!"

…and now books are falling from sky.

I pick up the book, walk back into the apartment and sit on the bed. The title read: 'The Guide to being Ren Roax, the fourth member of Team 7'

?

Woah! Hold the phone, back up, rewind! A BOOK. FELL FROM THE SKY. WHICH IS A GUIDE ABOUT ME. BEING A NINJA. ON TEAM 7.

Meh. Might as well read it. This is like, the ultimate narutard fantasy.

(the text of the book is underlined)

Do NOT let any Naruto character find and/or read this book or Ren Roax will no longer exist.

…Good to know.

The Roax clan

The Roax clan's kekegenkai is literally in their blood. Every man or woman that belongs to the Roax clan has the blood that can cure any illness and heal any wound.

So…my blood is made out of advil? I skim down a few pages.

Members of the Roax clan live in villages throughout the nations and with in those nations are shrines that withhold their clan weapon.

Each weapon is encased in holy stone which is nearly impossible to brake.

Ren will find her family shrine and achieve her weapon, which is the Yami sword, Ren has two chakra types water and dark/shadow. Her dark chakra is rare and only she possesses it, it has yet to be awakened but when it is Ren Roax will not be able to control it without the Yami sword which is like a suppressant.

That's just freaking awesome.

during the chunnin exam. After the forest of death, before the third round of the exam is when Ren will retrieve her sword.

Damn this is going to be hard.

Skimming.

All female members' eyes change color to their mood.

…well that's different, my eyeballs are mood rings. Is there even a list of colors and moods? It'll be really dumb if it doesn-Oh here it is on the next page.

Colors and Moods

Ebony/Onyx- Serious, Hurt, Down/Dread, Hatred

Yellow- happy, overjoyed, accepted

Gold- mischievious, sneaky

Red- furious, angry, irritated, aggravated, murderous

Yellowish lime green- disgust

Pink- embarrassed

Light blue- calm, collected, cool

Dark blue- sad, depressed, lonely, heartbroken

Green- nervous, envious

Opal- lost, confused, afraid

Orange- hyper, energetic, excited

Silver- bored, indifferent, uncaring, tired

Pale yellow- dumbfounded

Purple- in love, enchanted, aroused

Cool…note to self if eyes turn pink or purple and I'm around people run away…far away

Ren's family

Ren's parents were talented shinobi of the village, but due to this they continuously left Ren alone to accomplish missions and rarely had time for her, but they loved her all the same.

Awww.

Sadly both Ren's mother and father were assassinated, their corpses and assassinator being found by Ren. She never got to see the assassin's face.

…Son of a biscuit eating bulldog. In my world my parents were killed in a fire and here they're assassinated. God must hate me. I wipe the tears that ran down my face.

"Stop being such a cry baby…crying won't bring them back." I tell myself. The area around my eyes start to feel cold. I look into a mirror I found.

My irises are dark blue.

I walk back to the bed and open the book again. Okay read this last section then I'm done.

Konohagakure.

Everything will be in Japanese culture such as food and honorifics, but they will speak and read in English.

Please oh PLEASE make Naruto say dattebayo and not believe it!

I close the book I'm done for now.

GROWL!

I'm hungry.

I walk into the kitchen, which was a very nice kitchen and open the fridge. I smile like a mad man.

"MY FROSTY!"

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TBC

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Next time: Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura. Friends or Foes?

AN- if you are wonder why she is in the Naruto universe everything will be revealed within chapters

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