Chapter 1: preldue to despair
Bruce wayne was at night in mansion room watch favorite movie I'm a Legend starring fresh smith. ALFERD call bruce on the bat nokia with the emergency news. "alfard what is it, its in the middle of my fresh prince hour" and he say "It is teribale, mastar bruce! The BAT SIGNAL is activate!" "That means there are crimes!" So bruce wayne backflip out from ikea brand sofa while press button on pants that make trap door open backflip into trap door to batcave while dick graybaum spit out soda. Bruce Wayne press button that make robot arms come out in shaft to batcave put on batsuit but he had to do backflip down shaft in order make room for arms put on batsuit go on slide to the batpod. "I have to call LUSCIOUS FAX" and he drive the tumbler through the waterfall and put him on the bat bluetooth. Lusicous Fox have women and other people and champagne with the confetti in office celebrate 1 million dollars make on stock market with party hats and fox say "Bruce baby talk to me!" with puff of cigar of victory. "Fox there is bat signal" say batman and fox say "Bitches leave!" and everyone left. Batman did 360 degree wheelie on the roof edge of the Gotham orphanage and hit construction ramp to do air flip and skid onto GCPD rooftop. "These orphans have paid for crime. I must repay them with vengance for them!" say batman. "Batman thank the nibelung's ring you are here!" say commisar gerdon. "What is the problem comissioneer" say batemans.
Comisioner gordenn drink from flashk with drunkening of deespair. "Bengmant is is awful" Comsiioner gordann say with sobbing of crying words. "Comsionner, control yourself!" say batman with grabbing with hands and slapping of getting hold. "I am sorry Batnem, it is too terrible for words the power rangers are all dead!" "What are your LIES that you say!?" Batman yell with fear nad denial. "It is true, rita repulsa send us body!" and Hervay Bollock unzip body bag of GREN RANGAY. "No, green ranger! Who did this to you!?" say Batman with furiousness of passionate sadness. Batman point at moon which he knew was where reita repulsa live. "Mark words rita revengance is come to you!!" say batman.