The Mech Code

3. Green-Eyed Monster

"I can't wait to FINALLY stretch my wings and fly tomorrow." Starscream flexed his wings a little and lay back in his bed. "After all that time being grounded..."

"You weren't even grounded for a month," Thundercracker grouched, turning towards the wall. "You act like a sparkling sometimes."

"Well, that's a fine way to talk to your brother," said Starscream. "What's your malfunction?"

"NOTHING," Thundercracker grunted. "Shut up."

"I mean, I don't remember anything that happened earlier today after that Moonbeam was fixing me up, but..." Starscream paused; his eyes lit up as a grin crossed his face. "Oh, I get it. You're jealous, aren't you, TC?"

"Shut up, slagtard!" Thundercracker shouted, lobbing his pillow at Starscream. "I'm not jealous in the slightest. I just think Skywarp is being really stupid, as usual."

"What are you talking about?" said Starscream, feeling curious as he attempted to throw the pillow back to Thundercracker. Unfortunately, he didn't have his contacts in, and it ended up landing on Skywarp's empty bed.

"Great aim," said Thundercracker sarcastically. "But to answer your question, Skywarp's now only got one port and valve for the rest of his life cycle. It's STUPID."

"You know he's had plenty of 'facing," Starscream reminded him, then shrugged. "Maybe he's just found the femme he likes to 'face with the most."

"Moonbeam is...she's just..." Thundercracker looked helpless. "I don't know."

Skywarp is my brother, Thundercracker thought to himself. I could never violate his girlfriend...but if only I had seen her first...

Just the thought of him and Moonbeam all alone in bed, her beautiful thighs spread for him only, that delicious wet valve waiting for him (it was probably real tight)...oh, Primus was that hot! Thundercracker's conscience was telling him that he ought to be ashamed of himself, and he was, but his horniness was equally hard to ignore.

"Thundercracker?" Starscream whispered. "Why are you being all...twitchy like that?"

"For the last time, shut UP!" Thundercracker hollered. "I don't need you quizzing me about my life!"

"You're being crazy, Thundercracker!" Starscream insisted.

"I'm not crazy!" Thundercracker shot back. "If anybody's crazy, you are!"

The two quarreling Seekers were interrupted by Skywarp stumbling into the room, his wings wet with suspicious substances, a dazed smile on his face.

"Looks like somebody got hammered tonight." Starscream grabbed his glasses off the nightstand and smirked at Skywarp.

"Double overload, tonight." Skywarp moaned happily and fell back onto his bed. That was all he could say.

"WHAT?" Thundercracker couldn't stop himself from shouting as he felt a surge of envy shoot through his tubes. For a moment he imagined a green monster springing out of his mouth and chomping Skywarp's head off; then he took a deep breath and tried to turn himself back to normal again.

"We 'faced and I overloaded twice," Skywarp repeated, lifting his head up a little. "You thought I wasn't capable?"

"No, Skywarp, I just think you're being..." Thundercracker stopped speaking for a minute as he watched Skywarp's red eyes glowing innocently in the darkness. Starscream was watching them closely, his mouth involuntarily open.

"I'm being what?" asked Skywarp.

"You're being really romantic," Thundercracker mumbled, sinking down under the covers and closing his eyes. "I-I'm happy for you."


Thundercracker ran his tongue around the inside of Moonbeam's thrusters as her hands stroked his wings. As he heard her moan in pleasure, he stood up and shoved her backwards onto the floor, to which she let out a loud squeal.

"I love you, hon," he whispered in his husky voice, covering her wings with kisses and running his fingers up and down her body shamelessly.

"I love you too, Thundercracker, much more than Skywarp," she told him sweetly, rubbing one black hand along the side of his face. "In fact, I think I would die if you didn't spike me RIGHT NOW!"

Without another word, Thundercracker shoved her legs apart and shoved himself inside of her, grabbing her hands, licking her fingers. It was getting climactic now, when he suddenly felt her fingers sink into the back of his wings, as sharp as claws.

"Not so rough, my love!" he cried, trying to pull himself out but only managing to collapse onto her. Instead of her usual flirty voice, he heard her hissing and felt her scratching him again, this time all the way down his back.

"Ravage: return." That mechanical sounded awfully familiar...

Before he knew it, Thundercracker was right back in his own bed, gripping his pillow tight, soaked with transfluid. Starscream, Skywarp and Soundwave were all standing above him, gawking.

It had all been a dream.

"Are you okay?" Skywarp asked him. "You were, like, making these weird moaning noises. Really loud."

"Of course I'm okay," Thundercracker snapped, bolting upright. "Why would you think otherwise?"

"Well, it looks like you need to hit the towel rack," said Starscream, pointing to Thundercracker's messy sheets.

"Operation: release," said Soundwave.

"Yeah, what were you dreaming about, friend?" Starscream laughed.

"Laughter: illogical," said Soundwave. "Release: necessary."

"Thundercracker: horny," said Skywarp, imitating Soundwave's way of talking, and that sent him and Starscream into hysterics.

"Oh, like you're one to talk, Skywarp." Thundercracker crossed his arms. "And look! Ravage scratched my wings and made them bleed!"

"So, go and take your shower then." Starscream shrugged as he left the room with Skywarp and Soundwave. "Your self-repair will take care of the scratches soon enough."


Moonbeam was spread out on the couch luxuriously. Skywarp teleported back out of the kitchen and into the main monitor room, holding a cube of fresh energon.

"Thank you, baby," she said, taking it from him.

"No problem, sweet-spark," he said back, gently hoisting her up and giving her a little kiss on the cheek. "I love you."

"I love you too," she purred.

"Whatever you need, I shall get it for you," he assured her, and cuddled her closer. "I just want you to be safe and happy."

"Well, I did see the most beautiful diamond necklace in town, today," she said, running one finger down his wing.

"I'll keep that in mind," he told her soothingly. "Oh, sugarplum, how my spark aches for you."

"You romantic little sweetie-pie," she cooed, pinching his cheeks.

"You delectable little cupcake!" he said back, kissing her forehead. "You are so cute!"

"You're even cuter!" she giggled.

"No, you're cuter!"

"No, YOU'RE cuter!"

"You're the cutest one of all!" Skywarp lovingly kissed Moonbeam's head. "And I won't hear otherwise."

"Throw me over your shoulder and take me to the bedroom, baby!" she squealed.

"Yes indeed-y, my snuggly little angel!" Skywarp cried.

"SHUT UP!" Thundercracker yelled at them. "Can you PLEASE try to speak in words that DON'T make me want to throw up in my own mouth?!"

"Let's go, babycakes," whispered Skywarp, and they headed for the bedroom.

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