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yoongi: y'all i'm tired
namjoon: you're ALWAYS tired
hoseok: i don't think he meant tired in that way-
taehyung: take this somewhere else, will you? i don't wanna hear sex talk when i'm trying to eat dinner
yoongi: no
taehyung: fuck you
yoongi: you wish ;))
taehyung: SMKKAMJSM
taehyung: aight thanks a lot, i lost my appetite.
yoongi: you're welcome!!
taehyung: smH
jimin: guys, i'm trying to study
jungkook: turn off your vibration?? put the chat on mute?? ignore us in general and continue to study??????
jimin: it's fine, i need a break from it anyway
jimin: did yoongi and hoseok end up fucking again-
jungkook: that's what it sounds like
taehyung: bleghh
jungkook: shut up virgin
taehyung: MSKSLAM i'm being exposed ;-;
hoseok: you're.. still a virgin-
taehyung: welp there's no lying to you guys
seokjin: what is this COMMOTION
namjoon: oh look it's my favorite gay person other than everyone else here
namjoon: hello, jin hyung
seokjin: i went to go cook dinner, and i come back 30 minutes later to THIS
yoongi: stfu seokjin no one cares
yoongi: we all homies it's good
taehyung: some of us would like to disagree..
yoongi: stfu tae no one cares about your opinion
taehyung: SMK&:&:&$;&:'MSJSM
jungkook: i need help with my math homework
namjoon: i'll help you as long as it's not trigonometry, i'm too dumb for that
jungkook: okay never mind then
namjoon: MSKSKM i'm supposed to be the only smart person here get out of that CLASS
jungkook: i am trying to exceed your smartness
namjoon: i think you mean intelligence
jungkook: FUCKING DAMNIT
seokjin: can you guys like.. oh idk STFU
hoseok: ^^
jimin: ^^
taehyung: ^^^^
yoongi: >>>
taehyung: DAMNIT YOONGI
yoongi: :)))
jungkook: jin hyung you're smart, can you help me?
jungkook: *image attached*
seokjin: i- uh- WHAT IS THIS
namjoon: SMKSKM YOU ARE A CHILD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
yoongi: ^^
taehyung: woW yoongi hyung just wow
hoseok: oh, just *smart language talking*
namjoon: i think.. you might be right hoseok- HOW tf did you DO THAT-
hoseok: i'm smarter than you think
yoongi: you failed your english class last year
hoseok: okay i'm not THAT smart, but i'm a math whiz
yoongi: you literally forgot how to do Pythagorean Theorem
hoseok: IT WAS ONE TIME I WAS HIGH THAT DAY OKAY
yoongi: sure
hoseok: MDKSKMA
jimin: guys my parents told me they're out of town
jimin: wanna come over and hang
taehyung: i'm walking to your house right now
jungkook: i need to finish my hOMEWORK
jimin: ME TOO BUT THATS A SUNDAY THING
jungkook: -.-
namjoon: yeah, sure. i'll stop by jungkook's to pick him up cuz SOMEONE failed their driving test cuz they didn't listen to me
jungkook: SORRY
namjoon: I PAID A LOT FOR THAT CLASS
yoongi: uh i'm currently at work right now
seokjin: but- i'm- how- what-?
yoongi: hoseok kinda sorta stopped by for a quickie during my break-
hoseok: WHY IS THERE SO MICH EXPOSING TODAY I S T F G
hoseok: oh yeah, i'm coming btw
hoseok: mom's got an all night shift at the hospital so by the time i leave tomorrow she won't know
hoseok: hopefully
yoongi: when i get off work i'll come
taehyung: i-
yoongi: don't say it
taehyung: you weren't the only one to come-
yoongi: I SAID NOT TO SAY IT DAMNIT
taehyung: TOO LATE
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when i said *smart language talking* i mean it's him talking smart, he didn't text that.. cuz i'm not smart i'm just a freshman and i'm not in trig so yeah ;-;
just saying.. lmao
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