Robin McAllister would love your feedback! Got a few minutes to write a review?
Write a Review

Sookie's Gift

By Robin McAllister

Humor

Chapter 1

A/N: Thanks to Meridian for again inspiring a story :).

I stomped my way into Fangtasia, looking for all the world like I was angry. I had something to get off my chest and there was no time like the present.

I didn’t see Eric anywhere, but Pam was skulking around, looking like a lost puppy since Eric had told her to get out of his sight after the crapshoot that was the Moon Goddess Emporium.

I continued stomping into the hallway where the offices and restroom were and stopped in front of Eric’s office door. I took a deep breath to steady myself and knocked on the door. At his enter, I went in and closed the door behind me.

Knowing full well that Pam had followed me and was listening at the door I stalked to Eric’s desk, smiling, and took the pen right out of his hand and wrote play along on the piece of paper in front of him.Eric looked at me quizzically but nodded his head anyway.

“How could you Eric! How could you give yourself up for me like that!?” Eric stood up and backed away a bit as he saw me dig through my purse. Pam’s void was going up and down the hallway as she listened to our conversation.

“Sookie, wait! I…”

“If you’re so desperate to die I can help you with that!” I screamed just as the door was flung open and Pam flew in with fangs down, ready to take me out if I so much as touched her maker. I tossed what was in my hand at Pam and, as I had hoped, the surprise of it stopped her dead in her tracks as she caught the small box.

She looked at me and, for one brief moment, there was a look of total confusion before she schooled her features to one of anger once again. “What’s this?” she asked.

I smiled, something which I’m sure confused her even more, “Open it and find out Pam.” She looked at me quizzically, trying to figure out whether what was in that box was going to hurt her, looked at Eric and back to me again. “I promise Pam, it won’t hurt you, you might even like it.”

She stood there and looked at the box for a couple of minutes before finally deciding that if I hurt her it would finally be Sookie season and she would be allowed to take me out once and for all. Pam finally opened the box and looked at the contents with confusion. “A key ring?” she asked.

I grinned, “Yup, a brass balls key ring. I figured it took a set to aim that rocket launcher right at me despite Eric’s feelings on the matter the other day so you might as well own a pair.”

Eric burst out laughing and I think Pam actually cracked a smile although she would never admit to it.Eric reached into one of his desk drawers and tossed something else at her, “A Willie Warmer to keep your brass balls warm Pam.”

Write a Review Did you enjoy my story? Please let me know what you think by leaving a review! Thanks, Robin McAllister
Continue Reading
Further Recommendations

Jorja Doecke: Wow! Look you have no clue what I am going to say but, this story has made my life so much easier! It taught me to believe, to grasp what was mine and believe in who I am. After reading this book, I went home wishing I had a love story like Duncan and Zoey ( if my father would let me). I play hoc...

Kalaila: This is the first review I have written where I can honestly say thank you for double checking and proof reading your work before making it available for others to read. It was a nice read, I was disappointed with the plot but that's only because if I was Nina I would have done things differently...

XXXBLACKPINKXXX : This is a must read for everyone. I must say that this book was something out of imagination...I loved the plot twist and the entire story. Perfect start and a brilliant ending. Never read about a dark cinderella but this is amazing. Loved the way you combined snow white and cinderella in one sto...

it' just me: I love this book so much since both parties struggle to find out who they are as a person and I am so in love with this book so far.

alice: the main characters are super relatable and charming. they have a realistic reaction to the troubles they face in life and nothing is too overdramatized which is a refreshing change from other books that are similar to this plotline, that I have read. I would definitely recommend this book to any...

Taumaoe Taula: When an author write his/her book they need to be inspired,need to have an idea of what comes to the the story. You can't just write a story you need to organize it make the reader understand what and why you wrote it. Make the book dramatic and emotional so the reader is captured by it. For this...

ChandlerM.Cooper: I loved this book!

Jesse Mae: The book is amazing and filled with tons of drama. The grammar could use a little work but nothing to bad. Overall a great book.

Rage Stone: This is very nice and beautiful story....and I would love to read but apart of reading its very confusing not that much but little bit....but yeah it's very cute and joy full story.......but make it more interesting.... I love your writing too.

More Recommendations

Raven Nicole Capuli: I LOV3 IT OMIGOSH IYS SO AWESOME I WISH I WAS WISH

TomWark: Good girl meets bad boy - a familiar genre but done in a highly original and believable way. Gripping from start to finish - one of those page-turners you don't want to 'put down' or turn away from. Enthralling. Lovely!

Deleted User: Great story I loved it

Readingnerdy: I love how this novel presented the story, a good quality of writing indeed. Now, i would never to go back to some cheap stories with poor writing.

{{ contest.story_page_sticky_bar_text }} Be the first to recommend this story.

About Us:

Inkitt is the world’s first reader-powered book publisher, offering an online community for talented authors and book lovers. Write captivating stories, read enchanting novels, and we’ll publish the books you love the most based on crowd wisdom.