Welcome to Pandora Kiddos!
Handsome Jack here! Welcome to the wonderful planet of Pandora. The people who live on this rock love Hyperion and me! Handsome Jack ! Follow Hyperion rules and don't disobey loader bots unless you want to end up in a ditch and your family wondering where you went. Anyway I will see you later in the story probably after I meet this sweetheart of a siren.
Nelliel:Handsome Jack what are you doing outside of the story? The readers aren't suppose to meet you yet.
Handsome Jack:They are new Pandora so I was giving them a big Hyperion welcome.
Nelliel:that's good. Can you please go back into the story now?
Handsome Jack:bye kiddos! Hail to the king baby.
Nelliel:Yes hail to the king.