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"Jissai-chan?" Tobi squeaked from behind me, I turned around. Ever since my chocolate hype a few weeks ago, Tobi had been very scared around me. I didn't remember what exactly I did, I usually never remembered anything. I sighed, "Yes Tobi?" The masked Akatsuki member hesinated, but asked, "Where do babies come from?" I stared that him, my left eye twitching. After a while, I rubbed the back of my neck and blushed. "Erm…why do you want to know that?" "Tobi is just wondering." He said.
I smiled, this was the perfect oppertunity for a prank. "I don't think I should…" I started, making him want to know even more. Tobi started yelling "TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME!"
I narrowed my eyes at him, that was annoying. I was starting to see why no one liked him. I took in a deep breath and said "All babies come from…Hidan's ass. He lays eggs, like a chicken and then gives them to the rightful parents. That's why he's immortal. He has to make babies for everyone around the world for the rest of eternity." Tobi looked up at me in shock. He was, for the first time ever, speechless. I couldn't help but grin as I walked away, all in a successful days work.
I was lounging in the main room with some of the other Akatsuki members. I was curled up in the big comfy chair, my knees pulled up to my chest with my prank book resting against my legs. I was tapping my pen against my lip, trying to think of tomorrow's prank. I had planned to annoy Hidan, but since the prank with Tobi was currently in place, I couldn't. It was part of my unwritten rule: Never prank someone two days in a row. I hadn't pranked Deidara in a while, but I really couldn't bring myself to do it. Maybe because I knew he would retaliate with that stupid scroll he carried, or maybe because I was falling for him... again.
Groaning I shut my prank book and slipped in under me so no one could steal it, I didn't want to think about that. Then I closed my eyes and leaned my head back. I must have fallen asleep because the next thing I heard was Tobi shouted, "Hidan! Tobi want a brother!" I opened my eyes to see the hyper Akatsuki hugging a very started Hidan. "What the f***?! Get off me, bastard!" Everyone else laughed, or just looked on amused, depending on their ethic code. When Hidan finally got Tobi off him, he shouted, "What the f*** are you thinking?!" Tobi tried to hug him again, but Hidan held him at arms length. Tobi started to jump up and down, "HIDAN! I WANTS A BABY BROTHER! MAKE ME A BABY BROTHER!"
Hidan was starting to look horrified, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "Jissai-chan said you make babies!" yelled Tobi. Everyone turned towards me. I held up my hands, "Well, he asked me where babies came from. What was I supposed to do? Tell him the Facts of Life?" Everyone seemed to agree with me for once. Only Hidan didn't think my plan was the best, "Why the f*** did you tell him it was ME?!" I rolled my eyes, "Really, Hidan. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Besides, you're immortal, aren't you? It's the perfect excuse." Itachi raised an eyebrow, "And how do you know that?"
Time to play innocent. I giggled, "Oops, did I say that?" I stood and grabbed my prank book, "Now if you will excuse me, I have pranks to plan." I gave them all an evil look before skipping out of the room. I smiled as I left, I enjoyed seeing their worried faces at my comment. My mission was going as planned.
A little... flimsy, but oh well. It's still a chapter, right?