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Everything Right/Wrong With Fanfiction

By KittyKat_Bella

Humor

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Everything Right/Wrong With: 

Ed, Edd n Eddy Fanfiction + Shippings

(KevEdd Fanfics/shipping)

Whether it be KevEdd or rev KevEdd, this shipping and fanfictions are just stupid. (I'm sorry to anyone who supports KevEdd, just skip this) Here are all the things I find wrong with this shipping and these fanfics.

Sin 1: These two are nothing alike. Kevin hates the Eds, period. 

Sin 2: Neither of them are gay (I have nothing against gay people, that's just fine. People love who they love) as they're both seen to be interested in Nazz.

Sin 3: As for rev KevEdd, I hate when characters are OOC (out of character) and this is the worst one of them. Edd's not a bully, he's shy and nice. Kevin is not a 'nerdy weakling' guy, he's more of the bully.

Sin 4: The few I've read before my eyes burned from horror were just...no.

Sin 5: Yes, Kevin and Edd get along the most out of the three Eds, but that doesn't mean he loves him.

Sin 6: Yes, Kevin made Eddy kiss Edd, but that was to be mean to Eddy, plain and simple.

Sin 7: KEVIN. LIKES. NAZZ.

Total Sins So Far: 7

Total Awesome Points So Far: 0

(Eddy/Edd shipping)

Oh. My. Goooooood. This shipping is poison to my eyes and brain. Probably because I see Eddy as MY man, and Edd seems more like he'd be my step-bro or something.

Sin 1: Once upon a time, I saw a fanfiction rated K+. Nothing saying there was any shipping. Seemed interesting so I took a look. Read it all the way through, and BAM! Eddy/Edd shipping AND ending in ***. No warning whatsoever, and no indication throughout the whole fanfic that Eddy/Edd was there.

Sin 2: Ok, yes, they're best friends. But if Eddy's obvious liking of girls doesn't clue you in, his MAGAZINES surely should tell you he's NOT GAY!! (Again, no problem with gay people themselves) 

Sin 3: I detest this shipping so much that once I saw an Eddy/Edd fan made drawing and I covered my eyes and quickly scrolled past. I don't want to taint my vision with this.

Sin 4: Again, Edd isn't gay.

Total Sins: 11

Total Awesome Points: 0

(Kevin/Nazz shipping)

I LOOOVE this shipping. They're perfect for each other, it's shown that they crush on each other, and it can actually be canon. Let's get on with the awesome points, shall we?

Awesome 1: They're meant to be. Kevin likes Nazz, Nazz likes Kevin.

Awesome 2: It's basically already canon, they're just too shy to admit it.

Awesome 3: Kevin genually cares about Nazz.

Awesome 4: While Nazz does get jealous from Kevin's constant attention to his bike, this is really only shown in the movie.

Awesome 5: Yes, Nazz DOES kiss Edd and Eddy, but this doesn't mean she loves them. (I've seen some ok Nazz/Edd and Nazz/Eddy) She kissed Edd because he was brave enough to stop Ed the monster. She...kissedEddy (say it quickly, get it over with) because she was glad he was ok after they met his brother.

Total Sins: 11

Total Awesome Points: 5

(Eds/Kankers shipping)

Oh. God. So many things wrong with this.

Sin 1: The Eds. Hate. The Kankers.

Sin 2: Ed and May. Ed is scared of girls, especially May. He would never like like her. Maybe as a friend after a few years, but not romantically.

Sin 3: Edd and Marie. Yes, Edd is not mean to her like Eddy is to Lee, or run-away-scared like Ed is from May, but he still doesn't like her. People say he should hook up with her because she's the 'hottest' Kanker. But Edd says he values a girl's brains and intelligence, and what they are on the inside, more than her looks, though that is still a factor.

Sin 4: Eddy and Lee. Eddy hates her, period. He's scared of her and hates her at the same time. He doesn't like the Kankers at all. 

Sin 5: THE KANKERS F'ING KISSED ATTACKED THE EDS FOR OVER AN F'ING YEAR!! THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE DATIN' ANYTIME SOON!!

Total Sins: 16

Total Awesome Points: 5

(High School FanFics)

<3 on this fanfic. My fave type, and I have no idea why. Maybe because it was the first kind I ever read. How ever, there are a FEW flaws. Let's get started.

Awesome 1: Most people keep the Eds in character enough so they're still the same, yet change them a little so it seems like they ACTUALLY grew up. It's perfect.

Awesome 2: Never having been to high school yet, this is the closest I get to what it's like. And yes, I know the fanfic version is no where near what the real version is like. It's still fun.

Awesome 3: The parties they have just sound wicked, awesome, and super fun. 

Sin 1: Unfortunately, the drinking and smoking is something I frown upon.

Sin 2: Most people pair the Eds and Kankers in these types of fanfics. Do not like.

Awesome 4: People have the most creative ideas for the parents, don't they?

Total Sins: 18

Total Awesome Points: 9

(Genderbent FanFics)

Love it! When people genderbend ALL the kids, instead of just one, like Edd, it's truly amazing. The names, the clothes, the personalities, it's perfect!

Awesome 1: People make the genderbends so close to the original, yet change them so they match their new gender.

Awesome 2: When people genderbend episodes, the differences in puns or other stuff is very funny and fits perfectly.

Awesome 3: What's even better than genderbend? Those genderbent characters growing up and having kids.

Sin 1: Not enough people do it.

Total Sins: 19

Total Awesome Points: 12

(Jimmy/Sarah shipping)

This pair is perfect. Jimmy does love Sarah, and if Sarah wasn't into Edd, she'd probably love him back. 

Awesome 1: Jimmy already calls Sarah 'girlfriend', so it wouldn't be a stretch for Sarah to pick up on those hints when they're a little older.

Awesome 2: One protects the other because she cares about him, and deep down, probably loves him.

Awesome 3: They're so alike. They both love dolls, tea parties, pretending, a lot of stuff.

Awesome 4: They're really the only two in the cul-de-sac who are the age they are.

Total Sins: 19

Total Awesome Points: 16

(Canon/OCs shippings)

I'm ok and not ok with this. I know it may sounds obsessive, but...I don't like when people ship THEIR OCs with MY Eddy! Sorry, I just don't. I'll be covering some of mine/my BFF Emily's canon and OC shippings and why I love and/or don't like them. (Yes, my infamous Eddy/Bella in every fanfic I write, too) I will write one awesome column and one sin column, meaning everything awesome in one, and everything sinful in another.

Andie/Edd

This is Emily's shipping, her OC Andie with Edd, Double D.

Awesome 1: Andie and Edd are alike. Andie likes to read and she's smart. And, a quote from Eddy in 'The Next Step', 'She's like a female Double D.'

Sin 1: Andie DOES have a motorcycle, something I do picture Edd frowning upon ever so slightly for being so loud.

Autumn/Ed

I created this in 'All Grown Up' so Ed would have a wife, which is why he has Nick.

Awesome 2: I tried to make Autumn like Ed, but also a little different. She's nice, caring, and sweet. She's not dumb like Ed is, but not a super genius like Edd. She's more in between. Her mothering instinct means she loves Ed, despite his flaws and childish behavior. Nick is not actually Ed and Autumn's son, but Autumn and her ex boyfriend's, who left her after finding out. She got with Ed, and a while later, she did tell him.

Sin 2: Yes, I know, Ed doesn't like girls. But I thought that by 21 or 22 (when Izzy and Ryland were five) he would grow out of it. She is a little neater than Ed and does make him take a shower once a week.

Bella/Eddy

Ok, a little backstory on WHY Bella exists, and maybe, finally, people will stop b*tch*ng about her.

I created Bella because I loved imagining myself IN the show as I watched it. I made her what I've always wanted: part cat, lived in Italy, had a successful business. (Her pizza) I know this may sound a little Mary-Sue-y, but she's still not perfect. These are just three things I'VE always wanted. I've always wanted to live in Italy, therefore, she moves to the cul-de-sac from Venice, Italy. I've always wanted to magically be part cat, so she's scientifically part cat. As for the pizza business? Well...I have always wanted a business (for da money, o' course) so I thought 'pizza.' And as to why she has a crush on Eddy...

When I mentally insert myself into a show (I've done it with Chowder and Wild Kratts) I like to choose a character for me to 'crush on.' I chose Eddy, since Edd was her step-bro and Ed was...Ed. My obsession over Eddy stemmed from that. When I originally chose him, I thought he was 'meh.' But now, he's everything to me. So I HAD to have self-insert be dating him.

Awesome 3: She has a lot in common with Eddy. She's creative (she likes writing and drawing, he's creative with his scams) she likes money, she's a bit of a narcissist ('I'm the cutest thing in the world! *giggle*' and '*when it's hot out* God, I'm so hot. I'm also pretty warm.' And she always says her name DOES mean beautiful in Italian) they're both short, and she LOVES money. Yes, her earnings from her pizza aren't immediately spent, but that's cuz she has a goal: to open her own goldfish store. (like I want to) Any extra money she gets from other stuff she spends, and she does, on a special occasion, takes out a few bucks to buy candy with or gift to Eddy. (On Christmas) She does have slight anger issues, but not as much as Eddy does. They both hate the Kanker who likes them just as much as they fear them. They both want to be rich and famous. (Eddy just wants to be rich and famous period, Bella wants to be rich and famous by her stories) They were both bullied because of something (Eddy being his height and his scams, Bella because of her being part cat back in Italy) He'll be mad at anyone poking fun at her because of her catness, while Bella will b*tch-slap anyone hurting Eddy, physically or mentally. Unlike most girls who would frown upon their boyfriend's immature behavior, (E.G. burping loudly) Bella isn't bothered by it, and in fact might actually burp along. I also suspect Eddy *might* be a Gemini, just like Bella.

Sin 3: YEEEEES, I know some things don't line up!! I never said they were the perfect couple. Every couple has their differences. Bella likes reading and writing, something Eddy hates doing. She knows this, but on occasion WILL ask him to read her stories she's written to her. Bella doesn't like violence, something which Eddy doesn't SEARCH for, but will fight someone for a quarter. Her constant peppy and always look on the bright side attitude sometimes does clashes with Eddy's hating school, failure, and some things. She loves animals (including birds) while Eddy does seem a bit bothered by them sometimes. She gets really angry at any sight of Eddy's 'magazines', or his general pervertedness. Bella does have multiple fictional crushes, including Chris Kratt, Harry Potter, and (yes) Tom from Tom and Jerry, which *might* get on Eddy's nerves.

Total Sins: 22

Total Awesome Points: 19

Sentence: Worst shipping you can think of

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