"Hinata? Why are you laughing? I just – I poured my heart out to you!" Kiba whined.
"Awww, that's so sweet," Sakura gushed while Naruto had that everlasting grin on his face. Hinata was smiling broadly and her cheeks were tinted red, "Hehehe, Kiba-kun loves me just like how I love N - "
"Noodles!" Sasuke shouted suddenly, interrupting Hinata's moment, "Yeah, she was telling me how she loves noodles. We got to go get drinks." And with that, he pulled Hinata in another direction. Hinata strained to get out of his grasp, "Why did you d-do that, I was going to tell h-him!"
Sasuke grunted, and gave her a glass of punch, "You were going to make a fool of yourself. The dobe was just kissing Sakura, that means that they are together. Well, at least you still have Kiba to cheer you up."
Hinata's pearly eyes filled with tears and she took a sip from her punch to hide her face but the punch tasted really weird. She made a face and looked up at Sasuke who was staring at the black-haired waitress who was talking to Kiba's sister. Hinata helped herself to more punch while searching the crowd for Kiba. She spotted him walking dejectedly towards his table. Suddenly, the music stopped and Jiraiya had come onto the stage and cleared his throat. Hinata was starting to feel slightly dizzy and she tugged on Sasuke's sleeve.
"What is it?" he asked impatiently. "The punch is like...awesome dude," Hinata slurred.
Sasuke's eyes widened, he grabbed the glass from her hand and took a sip then promptly spat it out – on Sasori who happened to be walking by at the time.
"Now that everything is back on track, we will have our next karaoke couple," Jiraiya announced. The machine selected the couple and the song, "Ino and Shino will be singing Barbie Girl!"
Shino pushed up his sunglasses, "Let's do our best. Why? Because we have to win."
"I agree, I have to upstage forehead over there," Ino said as they walked onto the stage and the music started up.
"You wanna go for a ride?"
"Jump in," Shino was singing in his deadpan voice while Ino sang in a bubbly tone.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation," Ino sang while trying to do a dance at the same time. Sakura giggled and turned to Naruto, "This song is as airheaded as her."
"Hahahaha, I'm gonna tease Shino about this for the rest of his life!" Naruto said, rubbing his hands together gleefully.
"Come on Barbie let's go party."
"I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world. Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie."
"You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain, kiss me here touch me there, hanky panky."
"You can touch, you can play, you can say I'm always yours ooooh whoa." By this time, Ino was already dancing around Shino like he was a pole. Shino was sweating, the crowd was cheering, people were whistling, Jiraiya had a nosebleed, Ino was dancing, Shino fainted, the music stopped and someone yelled, "Ino-pig! You overdid it!" Ino turned slightly pink and bent down to see if Shino was ok, there was a slight trickle of blood coming out of his nose.
"Who do you think will win the karaoke competition Senpai?" Tobi asked Deidara.
"I don't care, un."
"Tobi wants the Barbie girl to win because she looks like Senpai!"
"You little shit, I will blow you to smithereens!"
"But no Senpai! Your hair is more beautiful and gold and luxurious to the touch..."
Deidara gave Tobi a weird look, "You touched my hair, un?"
"When Senpai was asleep..."
Deidara advanced on Tobi with an evil gleam in his blue eyes and Tobi began to wave his hands wildly in front of his face. "Break it up you fuckers, Konan is calling us, there's something wrong with Leader-sama." Deidara and Tobi followed Hidan back to the kitchen where Sasori, Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame and Konan were already gathered. Pein had his arms around an orange punch bowl and he was crying. "Yahiko! I miss you so..." Pein wailed.
"Who the fuck is Yahiko?" Hidan asked.
"An old friend..." Konan said, while rubbing Pein's back soothingly.
"Konan-sama, is Leader-sama...drunk?" Itachi asked.
"Yes, because one of you dim-witted excuse for S-ranked criminal ninja's put sake in the punch bowls!" Konan shouted, which was quite out of character for her. Itachi and Deidara looked at each other grimly. "We didn't know what it was and it was Leader-sama who told us to fill the bowls up, un."
"You assholes! Because of you I'm tipsy and I'm shouting and – and – and – Yahiko!" with that, Konan started wailing and she joined Pein in hugging the punch bowl. The other Akatsuki members just looked on in horror at the sight before them. "Well...this is awkward," Kisame said.
"Do you want more karaoke?" Jiraiya asked the guests at the party.
Say no, say no, say no, Neji thought, with his fingers crossed.
"YES!" came the deafening reply.
"I can't hear you!"
"Is Ero-sennin deaf?" Naruto asked.
"Are you stupid?" Sasuke asked, appearing beside him.
"Teme! Where's Hinata?"
"Why do you care?" Sasuke asked, folding his arms and leaning back in the chair.
"If you hurt her I will crush your balls like grapes until they resemble grape juice and pulp," Naruto said. Sasuke stared at him, a bit disturbed with his mouth open, "Um, she just went to the bathroom."
"Oh, hehe," Naruto said. Sasuke moved his chair away from Naruto when he bumped into the back of someone's chair. "Watch it you moron!" the person said and turned to glare at him, "Oh, hey Sasuke-kun," said the person, who was Orochimaru, and he licked his lips with his over long tongue.
I'm surrounded by freaks, Sasuke thought, and woke up to go and check on Hinata.
"Right ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, next up is..." and Jiraiya turned towards the selector machine, "...Shikamaru and Temari who will be singing starstruck!"
"Whoop whoop!" Neji said and raised his arms in triumph. Tenten gave him a quizzical look and Neji reddened, "Uh, I meant we're uh lucky that we uh, don't have to go next."
"This is going to be troublesome," Shikamaru yawned as he followed Temari onto the stage. Jiraiya thrust the microphones at them and the music started up, Shikamaru had to admit that it had a nice beat, but then he sweat dropped when he saw the lyrics that were coming up on screen.
"Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes a man go woowoo, that's the way they all come through like woowoo woowoo. Low-cut, see-through shirts that make you woowoo, that's the way she come through like woowoowoowoo," Shikamaru tried to sing, but his "woowoo's" were not as energetic as in the song.
"Cause I just set them up, just set them up, just set them up to knock them down," Temari sang, and she swung her fan, making people fly out of their seats while some gripped onto their tables. "I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out, now L-O-V-E's just another word I never learnt to pronounce..."
"Tight jeans, double D's making me go- huh? I'm supposed to whistle?"
Temari gave him a deadly look and he whistled. When the song was over, they received a hearty round of applause. "The competition heats up, two of our judges have their heads together discussing how each of the couples so far did – oh wait, they're not discussing anything, they're making out!"
Asuma and Kurenai pulled away from each other looking embarrassed.
"Well, well, well, there are still two more couples to go so don't go anywhere!" Jiraiya said, swinging his hair around and around.
Sasuke had been on his way to the bathroom to check on Hinata but he had spotted the dark-haired waitress and decided to tail her instead; there was something suspicious about her and Sasuke was determined to find out what it was. It looked like she was also headed in the direction of the bathrooms, Sasuke waited and watched and then gasped. The waitress was going into the men's bathroom instead of the ladies!
He casually walked into the men's room, "My, my what do we have here? Do you have your penis pass?" and the waitress turned around and froze in shock.