In the beginning
Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, in an age where nothing is far away, Han Solo and Chewbacca were taking their ship, the Millennium Falcon, across the galaxy. The Falcon raced rapidly through the open sky as fast as light. It was a bullet shooting through the stars. Han and Chewy were looking for a precious metal, for the Rebel Alliance needed more Titanium to build up their ever-growing fleet of ships. Han Solo was one of few humans in the vast galaxy. He was very smart, and had a quick wit. Chewbacca was a legendary wookiee warrior who carried a rather large crossbow as his weapon of choice. The two were the team of the millenia. They had been for years now, searching the galaxy, exploring the galaxy, conquering the galaxy. Flying was their passion, and they did it well.
“Hey Chew, check out that planet down there,” said Han. “What’s it look like?” “aarrragghuuhw aaaaahnr uggguh huuguughghg hnnnhrrhhh raaaaaahhgh (It looks like they might have what we need),” said Chewy as he quickly scanned it.
So the two decide to go check it out. The planet which was green, blue and full of life. The planet was the place we now know as home, earth. The life on earth was abundant like the stars in the sky. At the time it was roaming with magnificent and massive creatures Han and Chewy decided to call dinosaurs, for it was one of the only things Chewy could pronounce. Speaking was not Chewy’s strong suit, in case you couldn’t tell. However, Han was adroit in the area, communication came easily, because it had to be in order to do his job. Han and Chewy were so different. Han and Chewy were so alike. The partners decided to spend the night out on earth so their ship could try to identify Titanium while they slept soundly.
They woke abruptly in the morning, when a dino stampede came running by, screeching and howling. Han looked around to see what all the commotion was about.
“huuguughghg awwwgggghhh aarragghuuhw! (It’s a volcano)” Chewy yelled. “Run to the ship!” exclaimed Han.
The two heroes were cheetahs sprinting frantically across the horizon. They jumped into the ship and hit the ignition. The ship gave a mighty roar, but alas the engine would not start. Han had forgotten the ship was still scrutinizing the terrain for titanium! He could not do anything but abandon ship. Han and Chewy jumped in the escape pod and took off. They became a shooting star streaking through open space. Han decided to report back to the Rebel Alliance to tell them of their potential success in finding titanium on the new found planet of earth.The ride back home was not a pleasant one, for the escape shuttle was not very large and Chewbacca is a massive beast. However, the heroes made it back home to Hoth to report their discovery. After landing the craft the two got out and headed for home base. Once Han finally found the Alliance leader, Mon Mothma, he thoroughly explained the situation. After much discussion, Mon agreed to send a search party back to earth to extract the titanium and recover the Millennium Falcon. Everything was going according to Han’s plan, everything he knew about anyways…