"Well, I sure hope somebody picks up that phone~" Cooler started.
"Because I fucking called itt!" Cooler said in a sing tone."Set a course for Earth!
Goku was asleep when Cooler landed on Earth four months later.
"Monsieur Cooler, what are ze plans?" Salza ask.
Cooler looked at him."I'm going alone." he answered finally.
"What?!" Dore and Neiz exclaimed.
"You heard me, I'm going alone." Cooler repeated and took off to Son-Kun's.
How can a Saiyan look beautiful? When the tyrant found Son-Goku's home, he was breathless.
"Oh my, god," he muttered looking at him. Was Goku a Saiyan? Cooler floated down from the sky and looked at Goku closely. Black spikey hair, an orange gi, and orange pants. If he was a Saiyan, then the Icejin would take him. Cooler opened the window and slipped inside. He grabbed Goku and left.
"Huh? Where am I?" Goku woke up on a bed, looking at a strange creature.
"Your inside my ship," The creature answered.
"Freezer!" Goku exclaimed.
"No, I'm his older brother, Cooler," The creature corrected.
"What'd you want from me?" The Saiyan ask.
Shit, if I told him the truth, oh Kami, lets not think about that yet, Cooler thought before lying, "You are returning to my home planet, Freeza Planet 420, for an execution."
"What's an execution?" Goku ask, dumfounded.
"Gah!" Cooler anime collapse."Your fucking retarded!"
"Hehe," Goku giggled.
"God," Cooler rubbed his temple in frustration. "It's where you'll get your bloody head chopped off!" he answered.
"Oh, hehe," The Saiyan giggled.
"Stop laughing! I have a lot to get done before arriving so, shut the fuck up." The tyrant said and turned to leave the room.
Goku looked at him. "Wow, he's a prick."
Cooler sipped his wine. His head was pounding from the monkey.
"Hmm? Monsieur Cooler, iz something wrong?" Salza ask.
The Icejin starred at the screens. "Nothing is wrong, commander." he answered. He couldn't get rid of Goku one bit. He was lovestruck and couldn't get out of it.
"Salza, I'm turning in for the night. You're in charge." Cooler said before leaving in his bubble car. That damn monkey, he thought vigorously.
Goku looked around the bedroom he was in. Dark red sheets on the bed, bookshelves lined the far wall, purple carpeting, and dark blue/white walls. He heard the door open and a upclass British accent,"What the fuck are you doing monkey?"
"I'm Goku," The Saiyan said.
"Your the bastard that killed my brother aren't you?" Cooler ask, getting out of his bubble car.
"Yea, but I let him live. My friend, Trunks, sliced him up in bits and pieces along with some big guy."
"That 'some big guy' was my father! King Cold!" Cooler snapped, his tail smacking the ground.
"Oh, whoops, sorry, what's your name again?"
"Cooler! I'm bloody Cooler Cold, the prince!" The tyrant yelled attacking Goku. He wrapped his tail around the monkey's neck, choking him."Now you learned your lesson?"
"Naw!" Goku bit his tail.Cooler unwrapped it from his neck.
"Your a bloody dumbass," he only said, feeling the bite mark. Fuck, that stings, he thought. "I should take care of you right now before the execution." he growled.
"Don't even speak. I have a migraine as it is." Cooler grumbled.
"Well, I'm sorry Mr. Cooler, but I have a family to return to. I have Chichi." Goku said."So, if you could bring me back?"
"You can't, your a prisoner on my ship," The tyrant answered."I should put you in the jails until we get to my home planet, but, since I got you, I am not putting you there."
"Hehe, thanks," Goku said."Where do I stay?"
"You are working," Cooler said."Now, get out!"
Goku scurries out and the Icejin sat down on his bed. His head was pounding and he felt nauseous. He dimmed the lights a bit, trying to calm down. The tyrant was used to this, at times. He rubbed the back of his neck, trying to get rid of the pain only worsening it. He laid back and closed his eyes.
That Saiyan, Goku, he's kind hearted. Apparently, he is no virgin, I still am. Bloody migraines, uhh. I'm going to need to control myself during Icejin Season, just my luck, it's in a few weeks from now. Okay, Cooler calm down, calm down. Just splash water on your face and you'll be fine, he thought before getting up from his bed and heading to the bathroom. If I keep having sexual thoughts, oh Kami, I guess I need to masturbate to control myself. Cooler washed his face off before he "urped".
He lurched forward and threw up a bit in the sink."F-fuck," he gagged before turning the faucets on. He looked at himself in the mirror, grabbed a washcloth, and washed his face off from vomit. He turned the bathroom lights off and walked back to the bed. He ran his hands over his sheath before someone knocked.
"Who's there?" he barked, stopping.
"Monsiuer Cooler, it'z me, Salza." The commander answer. "May I enter?"
I seriously need this, but, he thought before saying, "Enter!"
Salza entered the bedroom and closed the door.
"I'm sorry to intrude Lord, but we have a Saiyan on board."
"Leave him be," Cooler ordered. "Actually, Salza," His face grew warm, "you know about love, right?"
"I do, what's ze problem?"
I can't admit I'm bisexual, not yet, Cooler thought.
"Iz it zat princess from Planet Gusho?"
"Yes," The tyrant lied.
Salza sat down."Monsiuer Cooler, I have a confession, I love you."
What... the fuck... Cooler thought. He stayed silent, his face grew warmer.
"After working for you all these years, I grew feelings for you and I want you, now." Salza said.
"W-what?!" Cooler exclaimed being pinned down. He twitched his tail, trying to pull the commander off his body. Just my fucking luck tonight, he thought. He thrashed.
"Oh milord, don't fight..."
"Fuck you!" Cooler exclaimed, flipping his commander the bird with his left hand.
"That's the spirit-"
"Hey..." A person said, "you better leave Freezer alone."
"Monkey!" Cooler looked pass Salza, seeing Goku.
"Well well, if zis ze monkey that killed Lord Frieza." Salza said getting up from Cooler.
"I'm Goku," Goku said.
Salza pinned Cooler down with one hand and fired ki blasts. Goku dodged and held Salza's hand. "What ze hell?" Salza exclaimed.
"If he's your Lord, don't hurt him."
Hurt, seems like a good name instead of rape, Cooler thought. Maybe I'll hurt him later for saving my virginity in a minute.
Goku threw Salza acrossed the room, letting the tyrant get up, taking battle stance, he charged at him.
"Oh, Lord Cooler, I wouldn't do that," Salza said, grabbing his master's wrist.
"You're a virgin still. I want zat virginity."
"Commander Salza, you knock if off now," Cooler said before looking over at Goku who has Salza. "How the fuck?"
"Instant Transmission," Goku answered. "Where do you want Salsa?"
"It's pronounce Salza, and take him to the jails." Cooler answered. "After that, come straight back here, I want a word with you."