Chapter 1
Author's Note: This story is co-written by Spottedmask12. We don't own any of the characters or songs. We are not J.K Rowling. Waaaaa!
Ch.1
Gryffindor and Slytherin Transfiguration class:
It was a normal day in Transfiguration class. McGonagall was boring the class as she talked about animagus when suddenly a bright light sliced through the room and Professor McGonagall had disappeared. In her place were a projector and a screen as well as Bellatrix Black, Narcissa Black, Lucius Malfoy, Regulus Black, and Albus Dumbledore.
Everybody screamed as words appeared in bright purple on the screen. Bellatrix read, "Welcome to the future music of what is to occur in your near future. If you want to continue listen, if you don't you are still listening. There is a list of rules. Rule 1: Judge everyone at the end. Rule 2: Be nice or else. Rule 3: No magic can be used in this room, and if you try to your wand will disappear. You have been warned. Now sit back and enjoy the music of the future. Have fun!"
Everyone gulped worriedly and then the music started.
House Song by Ministry of Magic
I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
They're off the frickin' hook
James looked utterly confused but refrained from commenting. Sirius had no issue yelling "What the fuck!"
I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down
And fight to the end
All of the Gryffindors yelled, "Got that right!" The Slytherins just sneered.
I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date
With whoever gets the snitch
To say the Slytherins objected was a little bit of an understatement.
I'm a Hufflepuff
Just stayin' relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No feuds we got tact
Sirius yelled, "Any Hufflepuff supporters in the room. No, oh alright." He sat down with an exaggerated huff and everyone looked at him strangely.
[Speaking]
(Slytherin): Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
Sirius stood up indignantly and said, "Hey! Be nice."
(Hufflepuff): Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here.
"Go Huffle!" Sirius cheered.
James looked over at Remus, "I think he's finally cracked."
The look Remus gave said Finally when was he ever sane?
Have a good time
A good time
I'm a Ravenclaw
I got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
like it's caught up in a tether
Both houses yelled, "When has that ever happened?"
I'm a Slytherin
The house of the snake
Come get in my way
And get tossed in the lake
Sirius and James snorted, "You can't compete with Gryffindor awesomeness."
Lilly glared at them even though she was no longer friends with Severus.
I'm a Gryffindor
And we own the sky
Yeah, we always win
With our rally cry
"We have a rally cry?! I didn't know that. Why wasn't I informed of this? I am a chaser on the team!" Frank cried.
"Don't worry Frank, I never knew either." James consoled his friend.
I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your Muggle ass
"Well that's not nice to say!" Lilly said, "I don't say that if you disagree with me I'll kick you in the rear."
[Speaking]
(Alex): Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan): Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
Everyone asked, "Who's Harry Potter?!"
"James, did you do something I need to know of," Sirius asked seriously.
James turned bright red and mumbled something no one could hear as the song continued on.
Let's beat him up
Let's beat him up
"Why would you beat someone for that?" Alice asked.
All the Slytherins refrained from sneering though Bellatrix just barely.
I'm a Slytherin
A big fan of Snape
"What the fuck!" The Slytherins and everyone else for the matter were confused especially Severus.
If it's a MoM album
We have to say Snape
"Why is Severus so important?" Regulus asked
I'm a Hufflepuff
We're true to the end.
United we stand
So I'll stand with my friends
"Puffles! Puffles!" Sirius cheered.
I'm a Gryffindor
Aas brave as the come
And my namesake sword
Will get the job done.
"Cool! I call the sword!" Peter yelled.
I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
"Who is Sheldon Cooper?" Frank asked.
"He's probably a muggle," Bellatrix sneered.
But not a total ass.
[Speaking]
(Luke): So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
(Aaron): He's from the show The Big Bang Theory.
You're out of the band.
He's no Spock
I don't want to go
"Well that's the end of that song," Professor Dumbledore, who everyone forgot was there, commented, "Are we ready for the next one?"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Everyone yelled, but the screen had a mind of its own and started to play another song.
