Chapter 1
Start writing here…Dear Mike and Carolyn,
Thank you for the $25 graduation gift! It’s very nice of you to think of me. I am excited about taking this gap year to think about what my life goals should be. I’m thinking about going to trade school. (Next week, I’m shadowing an auto mechanic so that I can see if I like working in the automotive industry. Also if I have car troubles, I’ll know how to fix them. I don’t know anything about cars.) Thank you Carolyn for teaching me how to garden. Thank you for all the wisdom and guidance. I wish you both all the best!
Sincerely,
Harrison
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Old Title : The constitution of hell’s nerds and gods of hell and demonic studies society
New title: play for death and the four horsemen
By: Harrison demon lord of the wife’s revenge and satanic army of the new world order created by satan himself for its creation is for the last battle of evil vs God AKA The us army supernatural division also known as the men in black
Prologue: at satan’s castle deep in his TARDIS courtroom in the depths of hell at the end of time
The court room looks like any courtroom except there are three judges on three chairs one is The joker who is a judge of the fictional emperor Nero the judge of humanity and Lucifer’s son Adam the anti christ the judge of the demons and the son of hell herself and instead of a lawyer or defense all Harrison has is the jury of demons and death herself and Harrison in chains of bone and naked before the judges.
Judges speak in one voice
Judges: Harrison you have broken the laws of hell by traveling into hell and merging with the soul of Virginia the death of god almighty America. And as we also like to note you escaped hell with the half soul of the demon lord of love and you made yourself the demon of the wife’s revenge. And that is not at all you should be thankful that it’s only the evil part of your soul being punished not your child soul so now we will separate you two
Harrison: uhhhhh
Judges: drink this Hyde potion
Harrison: ok. and he drank it the bottle and then he transformed into two beings on the left was 8000 meters tall giant made sin and nightmares and on the right is a small four old child made of nuclear power the judges waved their hands and the child disappeared into God’s hand for that was his child but the giant was a creation of darkness and rage he looked down at the judges who very much so regret giving him the drink but they must do what they must so they brought out a a loudspeaker and microphone and spoke very gently to the six old mind of the Godzilla sized demon they have released
Judges: Harrison can you here us?
Harrison: yes with a voice that nearly destroyed hell
Judges: ok Harrison don’t speak
Harrison:....... frowns than starts crying because he is afraid for his soul
Judges: Harrison Harrison calm down we are not going to kill you
Harrison stops crying
Judges: you will be our angel killer our monster our servant of death ok
Harrison nodded
Judges: now we are going to be reading now you’re created a universe of death and want to understand how to use it ok
Harrison sighs
Harrison: can I play with hades’s dog now
Judges: sure just don’t destroy anything
Harrison: ok
Judges talking among themselves and made a the decision to kidnap the teen Harrison and rise him as their son and then they began reading Harrison’s story without realizing the problems they are about to have because joker was reading it out loud
Joker:
The original story and marriage contract that brought this creation this monster to life also known as my word supernatural soul destroyer
It was the year 2097 in the the earth 344675764554666 and hades was driving right to the human world with his Death Star to wipe out the empire of feminist vampire demigods but why you ask let’s rewind time to ten years ago or ten years ahead ( note time travel is messy.) ten years ago or ahead (depending what timeline you are from.) any way will just say ten years ago ( yes ten years ago I will fight you.) in the depths of the underworld inside the black tartan stone castle. Hades was having a horrible Monday morning at this time he was or will be sitting in his thrown room ( note everything is going to be present tense now.) now this earth’s hades is a nerd scientist and has a war lord complex but sides that he is like the your normal lord of dead. (Note for his description. Just think of the Disney version but instead of a black Greek toga he was wearing a black college professor suit with a bat as his bow tie.) ( also to note inside the his castle it’s exactly like doctor who’s TARDIS right now his throne room is the USS enterprise control room he is sitting in the captain’s chair drinking a cherry Dr Pepper in golden cup and currently on the screen is the underworld prison camera footage or UPCF tv channel he was watching the poor attempts of tantalus trying to drink the lake water then queen of the underworld the goddess Styx the goddess of the river Styx which separates the lands of the living and dead and mother of all monsters. ( note what she looks like is basically this she is wearing a black wedding dress with out with the vail in its place is a crown of dragon bones stronger than steel mind you. Her body is solid lava and her head is a dragons and her hair is the water of styx.) anyway when she came to him with a angry look on her face. He knew he was going to have a very very bad day
Hades: what is it my dear... this time
Styx: our daughter Kate showed up to the gates to day
Hades: I know I saw it on the tv camera what was her threat today
Styx with a tear in eyes said with sorrow: she is going to kill all our children in multiverse
Hades: don’t worry I already got them safe in their rooms.
Styx: do they know?
Hades: not everything they know they are our children but not about Kate.
Styx: why did we banish her from land of the dead.
Hades: she was trying to force her monster brothers and sisters to be her army to conquer the other earths
Styx: she is probably going to visit her grandma Ezra to try to convince her to join her or probably kill her grandparents.
Hades: that is probably true WTF she killed my GUARD DOG
Styx: she is at our front door isn’t she.
Hades: crap she has her FVD army with her!!
Styx: HER WHAT!!!
Hades: feminist vampire demigods army.
Styx: what is that? a gun?!??
Hades: oh no not the nuclear powered sun destroyer rail gun AKA THE NPSDRG. My creation she dares to try to destroy us with my creation oh no not today!
Hades pressed several different buttons on his captain chair the underworld became a Death Star as big as Jupiter and he left earth at a hyperspace jump then he teleported all the monsters into the cargo bay
Then he teleported Kate and her army back to her world but without his NPSDRG guns ( side note I do not know why he just did not kill her on the spot but I have a feeling that he has father protection for her so yeah is one character flaw might be his doom HADES: you know I can hear you right son
Harrison: uhh no this is not the Jedi you are looking for
Hades: keep quiet I’m driving here
Harrison in a small voice: ok
Hades: ok storm trooper monsters or STM army time to suit up we are going to destroy the demigod empire of earth 2433 it might be a bloody war but what could go wrong
20 years later after the war of monsters and demigods (or as the history books called it the 34th earth war.) hades looked around at the wreckage of his Death Star and the boneyards of his monster offsprings then he looked pleadingly at his daughter Kate upton who is pointing a black hole powered god destroyer blaster to his head
Hades: please find it in your heart to spare me I will give my crown of power but please let me live I’m freakin father for Pete sake
Kate with fire in her eyes with blood pouring out her eyes should thought about that before you killed my son my only son with freakin cancer!!!
Hades: look look I can bring him back ok just....
Kate: NO!!with you gone my son will stay alive forever with me safe in my warm embrace.
Hades: look....
BOOM CRASH BOOM
Then like that hades was gone and his place was his crown of power it was black and made of hydra skin. Kate smiled and said in a mother’s voice: come son come to me. In a bright flash Alex appeared he is half monster half human his other mother was Medusa so he has snakes for hair the ability to turn people into stone and dragon skin and black eyes and walked to his monster mother and hugged her and then they teleported away in her grandmother’s Death Star which was about the size of the sun and it was black as night and they went away from this war torn world and started to explore the universe.
The end.
The new ultimate extreme feminist version of the U.S constitution AKA my answer to the problems of sexism specifically sexist men AKA the wrath of a woman’s broken heart AKA MY WRATH AGAINST MEN AKA My understanding of love and marriage and my political voice AKA my ten years of the scientific research of marriage, understanding women specifically the feminist movement and human relationships
By Harrison T. Rose
I Harrison Thomas Rose will Vow and protect all women from the wrath of men and when I get a girlfriend/ wife/ husband I will forever honor the rules and regulations of this contract and when I die and go to hell or heaven I shall become one with this agreement and destroy/ throw the males into the lake of fire and suffering that break any rules or regulations of this agreement of love and devotion and the male is the slave/ pet Godzilla and the wife is the master/ queen of Hell. She must be obeyed at all times and the husband shall protect and serve his wife and please her sexual desires with all his soul and he will destroy her foes and she can have as many marriages as she wants. The husband can never divorce her only she can divorce him. and to note to non straight readers if you are the female of the relationship you are the master/ queen of hell if you are the male you are the Godzilla
Love Harrison T. Rose the demon of the wife’s wrath also lord of love and marriage
Ps. If you girls have any friends that want to date me please please tell me and let me know that’s all I ask sincerely your uncle Ursula
1.Wife signs here if she likes the terms and conditions of this contract.
1.wife_________________________________
2. Wife signs here if she wants equality for her and her husband but only the wife can sign if the husband tries to forge her name his soul will be mine for forever.
3. 2. Wife _____________________________
4. Husband signs here to save his soul from satan’s grasps and my fury
5. 3. Husband____________________________
Proverbs Section one wisdom
The proverbs of Solomon son of David king of Israel: For attaining wisdom and discipline; for understanding words of insight; for acquiring a disciplined and prudent life, doing right and what is fair; for giving prudence to the simple, knowledge and discretion to the young— let the wise listen and add to their learning, and let the discerning get guidance— for understanding proverbs and parables the sayings and riddles of wise. The fear of the lord is the beginning of knowledge but fools despise wisdom and discipline.
Listen my son to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They will be a garland to grace your head and a chain around your neck. My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them. If they say, “Come along with us; let’s lie and wait for someone’s blood let’s waylay some harmless soul; let’s swallow them alive, like the grave and whole, like those who go down to the pit; we will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with plunder; throw your lot with us and we will share a common purse.” My son do not go along with them, do not set foot on their paths; for their feet rush into sin, they are swift to shed blood. How useless to spread a net in front of all the birds! These men lie in wait for their own blood; they waylay only themselves! Such is the end of all who go after ill gotten gain; it takes away the lives of those who get it. Wisdom calls aloud in the street, she rises her voice in the public squares; at the head of the noisy streets she cries out, in the gateways of city she makes her speech “ how long will you simple ones love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge? If you respond to my rebuke, I would have poured out my heart to you and made my thoughts known to you. But still since you rejected me when I called and no one gave heed when I stretched out my hand, since you ignored all my advice and would not accept my rebuke, I in turn will laugh at your disaster; I will mock when calamity overtakes you,
When calamity overtakes you like a storm, when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind, when distress and trouble overwhelm you. Then they will call me but I will not answer; they will look for me and not find me. Since they hated knowledge and did not choose to fear the Lord, since they would not accept my advice and spurned my rebuke, they will eat the fruit of their ways and be filled with the fruit of their schemes. For waywardness of the simple will kill them, and complacency of fools will destroy them; but whoever listens to me will live in safety and at ease without fear of harm.” My son, if you accept my words and store up my commands within you, turning your ears to wisdom and applying your heart to understanding, and if you call out for insight and cry aloud for understanding, and if you look for it as for silver and search for it as for hidden treasure, then you will understand the fear of the Lord and find the knowledge of God. For the lord gives wisdom, and from his mouth come knowledge and understanding. He holds victory in store for the upright, he is a shield to those whose walk is blameless, for he guards the course of the just and always protects the way of his faithful ones. Then you would understand what is right and just and fair— every good path.
For wisdom will enter your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul. Discretion will protect you always and understanding will guard you. Wisdom will save you from the ways of wicked men, from men whose words are perverse, who leave the straight paths to walk in dark ways, who delight in doing wrong and rejoice in the perverseness of evil, whose paths are crooked and who are devious in their ways. It will save you from the adulteress, from the wayward wife with her seductive words, who has left the partner of her youth and ignored the covenant she made before God. For her house leads down to death and her paths to the spirits of the dead. None who go to her return or attain the paths of life. Thus you will walk in the ways of good men and keep to the paths of the righteous. For the upright will live in the land and the blameless will remain in it; but the wicked will be cut off from the land, and the unfaithful will be torn from it. My son do not forget my teaching, but keep my commands in your heart, for they will prolong your life many years and bring you prosperity. Let love and faithfulness never leave you; bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart. Then you will favor and a good name in the sight of God and man. Trust in the lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight. Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the lord and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones. Honor the Lord with your wealth, with first fruits of all your crops then your barns will be overflowing, and your vats will brim over with new wine. My son do not despise the Lord’s discipline and do not resent his rebuke, because the Lord disciplines those he loves, as a father the son he delights in. Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding, for she is more profitable than silver and yields better returns than gold. She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her. Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor. Her ways are pleasant ways, and all her paths are peace. She is the tree of life to those who embrace her; those who lay hold of her will be blessed. By wisdom the Lord laid the earth’s foundations, by understanding he set the heavens in place; by his knowledge the deeps were divided, and the clouds drop the dew.
I Harrison Thomas Rose will Vow and protect all women from the wrath of men and when I get a girlfriend/ wife/ husband I will forever honor the rules and regulations of this contract and when I die and go to hell or heaven I shall become one with this agreement and destroy/ throw the males into the lake of fire and suffering that break any rules or regulations of this agreement of love and devotion and the male is the slave/ pet Godzilla and the wife is the master/ queen of Hell. She must be obeyed at all times and the husband shall protect and serve his wife and please her sexual desires with all his soul and he will destroy her foes and to note to non straight readers if you are the female of the relationship you are the master/ queen of hell if you are the male you are the Godzilla
Love Harrison T. Rose the demon of the wife’s wrath also lord of love and marriage
Ps. If you girls have any friends that want to date me please please tell me and let me know that’s all I ask sincerely your uncle Ursula
To put that in perspective I will write a story
A gift for your daughters
Introduction
My marriage contract also known as supernatural soul destroyer for you see how it works since I infused the Ten Commandments and 1 Corinthians 13: 4-8 , all of proverbs and half my soul is this all a abused or hurt wife or girlfriend has to do to secure the stupid husband or boyfriend that hurt her is to write the husband or boyfriend name on the dotted line than the husband/ boyfriend souls will bound to their soul than if the husband/ boyfriend disobeys the contract their soul will be dammed see section4 to see what happens if your wondering and they will also break Gods law if they disagree or burn this contract since I put the Ten Commandments in here it will be like the from the India jones movie when they opened the ark the same shall happen to the husband/boyfriend to unbound from this contract the girl only can erase the name it if the husband tries to erase his name immediately his soul will be sent to hell and while he is alive he can never love again also to note this is took ten years of prayers and research of love and human marriage and also art expression of the death of man dominating world and the rise of a women dominating world if you don’t want my creations to cause trouble then print and burn it and only than it would be safe may god bless you and may all women rule the world
Section two poems
Like a ship without its captain
I will be lost in the seas of fire and doom without you on my side
With you I feel the bright stars of galaxy
As they watch as we run to the end of time
We are lovers of death and war
May we never turn to the devils hand
For we are demons of the imagination
We turn dust into gold and flesh into bone
May we feel never alone fo it’s time to past and time to destroy all of the human race
For we are lovers of time
And no one can separate us not even death for all time we will bound together and nothing will stop us from love
What is a woman worth? Is she worth more than the brightest star in the sky ? No she is worth more than every star in the known universe. Her eyes can see my soul and the depths of my mind. Her voice echoes through every man’s dreams. Her kiss is soft as breeze in the shining days of spring. Her touch is powerful as the sun and gentle as a pillow made of bird feathers. Her mind is far superior than every single mind put together. For she is the goddess that we all dream of but could never touch. We are your humble husband my dear may we forever serve you and please you for all time until we die in each other’s gentle embrace. May we live forever in peace and equality and in bless. For I’m yours for all time In this world and The next one
In every Dimension I search I can never find you. My wife is the rarest creation in the multiverse. My heart will never be the same without you. I will find you one day never again shall I lose you. Your eyes are filled with storms of wisdom. You have body of the goddess Aphrodite. Your hair is as blue as the Pacific Ocean. Your hands can crush mountains. Your feet are as strong as the military of nations of the world. Your legs can run as fast as a cheetah. Your skin is as white as the moon of the darkest night. When I find you I will set a fest that is known as the dinner of the old gods. I will make wedding as rich as gold and big like the titanic. For you my dear you are worth a million souls in the kingdoms above. Nothing will stop me searching for you. I shall break the devils head for you. I shall steal the scythe of death for you. For you are my soul. I will never stop looking for you. Oh what is this? I see you now. I hug you and you wipe my tears of my face. I at last have found you I say I found you. You will say yes you found me do you love me still my sweet? Then at last I can say yes I will love you for all time until we die and may our souls be forever together. You will say yes let’s go home and I will say yes with you anywhere is home . Than we will hold hands and walk together into the rising moon.
Dear readers
Boyfriend or husband signs here to bound his soul to his bride for all time even after death if he breaks the rules of these vows of love and laws God please read section 4 punishment rules if he does sign after reading the rules and breaks them on his actions may God give mercy and may satan weep for after my Soul is done with him he would wish to burn in hell for all time compared to this author’s wrath now read carefully male readers your soul depends on it hopefully not your nightmare of your soul
Harrison Thomas Rose
Boyfriend _______________________________________
Law of love section 3:
1 no harm shall come from my hand or anyone else for I am your enteral defender
2. I should always say sorry first
3. Man should be slave to women and women should always be queens
4. I will do anything the wife says
5. I will always listen to my wife or girlfriend
6. I will always be patient
7. I will always be kind
8. I will never be envious
9. I will never boast
10. I will never have selfish pride
11. I will never dishonor others
12. I will not be self seeking
13. I will never be angry at you
14. I will never keep a record of wrongs
15. I will never delight in evil
16. I will always rejoice in the truth
17. I will always protect you
18. I will always trust you
19. I will be forever be hopeful
20. I will always persevere
21. My love will never fail you
22. I will never worship anyone else except my lord god and my wife/ girlfriend
23. I will never make idols
24. I will honor my parents
25. I will not murder
26. I will never commit adultery
27. I will never steal
28. I will never lie
29. I will never be envy what other people have
30. The wife is the helper or in other words the head and heart of the family and the husband is the humble visionary to which he along with his wife shall protect and provide and he shall serve his wife and family. He is not the head. He is not the leader. He is the only the provider and server. He shall never have an large ego. He shall never hurt, insult , or power over the wife . For he is only the servant to the lord and his wife. He shall only please his wife in every way obey her every lustrous desire and righteous commends.
Section4: guidelines for love
Lady rules: show your light side. Then let them have it when you get to know them more. Always try to be kind, even when that person is being a dunce (if they hit a certain key or place. Let them have it.) Always try to speak up for yourself and it’s okay to be blunt sometimes. Unless you’re the type that always speaks their mind and is blunt. Good job 👍 Than the have your partner under control feel their ego up and love people for who they are and not who you want them to be. Never ever let them control you and never make them something they are not. Do use protection.
Boyfriend and or partner guidelines
Do not say I love you on the first date. Wait a couple months.
If you encounter any uncomfortable situations. For example: lingerie stores or any other uncomfortable stores that is uncomfortable for you or your partner. Ask your partner if you can wait outside or do something else while they are shopping.
Be kind, try to be patient, speak the truth always no matter what. Build trust. You will have to wait for them to get used to you to be comfortable with you before Intimacy. Never ever get angry at her or hit her or harm her in anyway or fashion.
Never forget the anniversary, birthday, never be late for the births or adaptation days. when your fighting say a funny word in middle of the argument so you and your spouse can talk calmly
section5: Punishments rules:
If I disagree or disobey the following Will happen
1. I will die immediately and go straight to hell
2. In hell I will become a woman and give birth to trillions of babies
3. I will go through every single pain that every woman has ever gone through emotional, physically, spiritually
4. I will be forever a slave to every single woman that ever existed in pain and in sorrow
5. If I marry a 2nd wife and I left my first wife my first child of my 2nd wife shall die a horrible death by my first child from my first wife.
6. If I kill my wife then marry a 2nd or more wives than all my children from my 2nd wife and onward shall perish
7. If I had child out of wedlock before my first wife I shall die before my first kiss with my first and only wife
8. I shall burn in hell for 27 years then I shall live through every war humanity has ever and will fight than at the end of time I shall never die be forever fighting the last war of time
9. Than even after that after two thousands years if I still have not learned my lesson I shall cease to exist and become every single woman ever and will be in existence for all Time in this dimensional space time and in the next
10. If I still haven’t learned my lesson after all this I shall be ceased from existence forever to never be born again in this life and the next
11. If some how if I escaped punishment rule 10 and I am reborn in a alternate universe than I shall become every woman ever made, created ,born in the multiverses and live through every single painful moment of womankind existence than when its Time for the multiverse to die than I will die and hunt this contract forever and unleash these punishments on upon every male that signs this contract and breaks one or multiple rules and they will regret ever being born and their torments will never stop
Boyfriend signs here to agreement of understanding to the punishments and rules
Author’s note these stories I can use it as proof of insanity if I’m ever captured or kidnapped by enemy state ( example China or any communist party or fascist .) that way they won’t send me to the re education camp instead I will be safe in a bed lined room not hurt at all or gangsters holding me hostage for money or politics because they will since I have gift of Loki’s mouth gift of stories they will believe that my main villain in my story which is myself but the hellish Hyde version is coming to kill me and all man ( save woman I made him the personification of extremely ultra feminism) so yeah and (In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.”)
In summary
I’m am I just made the first nuclear weapon made of word that way I’m always protected
Warnings and rules first if you broke your girlfriend’s heart and she is making you read this pray for if my monsters find out your soul no matter if it’s saved from hell by Christ God can not save you for this is the curse of this story for if you have a evil soul you will face judgment from my demon half ( when I was in 9th I was experimenting with time travel instead of going to the past I went to hell for earth twenty years one second in my time zone and I managed to escape but not without merging with the demon lord of love and hate basically the evil side of marriage incarnated since no man can escape hell but demons can leave I made a deal I would write this story and he will have half of the souls I got and I in return will be him in human form and I will be the demon of the wife’s revenge so I have the ability to eat souls do deals like Ursula like for your soul I can make you a wife for your afterlife . Now for some rules if you are going to read my story safely 1. Ask any girl or ex that you can if you should apologize to them with humility if you don’t well read section 8 of the marriage contract that would happen. Now 2 to read this story for engaging interests please please follow the following (1. Spit three times to the ground. 2. Pour a tiny bit of blood into a random fire this will purify your soul just long enough to the read the story so my monsters won’t smell you. 3. Never ever say the names of my villains out loud or you will have about 44 years to run or call a priest if you do make that happen if you do read aloud here is what you should do now if you would need a exorcist, a nuclear warhead and just tiny bit of demon blood (you might need a witch for this part ) ( how to summon a demon and ask him for his blood without dying. Now the witch calls a demon with a proper protection of course and she makes him if she/ he is more powerful than the devil this will be a sore spot be careful the demon will ether come out of hell into his human form or he/ she will destroy you from existence now if you are lucky enough to get this far than yippee your 25% there now take a sliver knife with the tiniest bit of holy water ( note you can find this in any traditional church. Example the Vatican) any way after you collected the blood you must give up a time in your life that made you happy for that’s the price of demon blood ( note some demons don’t follow this law for they by nature are law breakers make look like it’s more suffering than if they send you to hell be very very convincing. And now the exorcist you must find one by foot not by tech now if you find the house that is black as hell than you found the right one he will only answer to master pen now he will give you a bag made of nightmare skin do not open the bag for itself is a portal to hell ( note good weapon if you convince your foe while you are out of the room if the room has a one door entrance example a bedroom for the bag only takes one soul at a time and once you sure he is gone you can take the bag now the next part might be a criminal but stick with me steel a nuclear warhead from a naval base it must be a NB or else the spell won’t work any way once you got it put it in car with it your copy of the story and the bag pull the car into the Arctic Ocean then toss in wait for yourself to be safe distance than let blow up the hell bag shall eat the story for it has a copy of my human soul and it would eat the monsters with it than with the nuclear energy from the blast it would dissolve from this plane. Now last rule never ever anger your wife or girlfriend/ partner while reading this if you do my monsters will come my fictional self will come and trust me you don’t want him pissed
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
“My son, pay attention to my wisdom, turn your ear to my words of insight, that you may maintain discretion and your lips may preserve knowledge. For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey, and her speech is smoother than oil; but in the end she is bitter as gall, sharp as a double-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps lead straight to the grave. She gives no thought to the way of life; her paths wander aimlessly, but she does not know it.”
Proverbs 5:1-6
Sci fi comedy for normal women
Creepy creepy pasta short play
Love and defense by Harrison Rose
the year 3096
Location outside the multiverse
Also location Death Star
Act one: love kills desire
Kate the Daughter of hades having a fun with her son Alex and talking to her wife Medusa over tea then all of sudden hades appeared took his grandson killed physically and spiritually took to his grandson to the Death Star in the underworld and killed her wife.Kate cried blood for her son and wife. She vowed to end the gods and steal their crown of power and kill hades herself and goddess of the universe so she can have her son back and avenge her wife.
Act two: the sexual death of a goddess
Ten years later and in a different universe
( first an explanation Aphrodite was killed by Hellen of Troy by stabbing her neck with scythe of death ( don’t ask me how she got it she just did.) anyway before Aphrodite died she sent her dying curse she said: you may become the new Aphrodite but you will die by a woman of greater beauty than mankind as ever imagine. When you kill me you will be goddess of love but you will have the madness of war forever inside your soul you will destroy everything you love when you die you pass on the curse for you can be the only killed by woman of man’s desire for if one man is sexually attracted to your killer she will be able to destroy you and my curse will move on to the next Aphrodite.)
Kate walked to the first Goddess she must kill for her to become a goddess. Which was Aphrodite but the goddess Aphrodite was ready for her. Ever since Kate killed her son Cupid she was ready to take revenge at first when Kate walked in the home of love she met her dead wife instead of Aphrodite. For this was Aphrodite’s fake self. They made love. ( here is what happened Medusa led kate to the bedroom they took off their clothes. ( Medusa has the ability to change into any woman but every one has the Medusa curse but Kate is immune for Medusa in this universe can only kill man that’s why she became a lesbian. Kate has skin as white as snow, breast that any man or woman would lust over and she can change her body into any white supermodels body.) anyway she led Kate to bed which was black as a death ( mind you this was in the underworld temple of Aphrodite which looks like a hotel in Las Vegas but on the inside it has bed rooms that makes one sexual desires.( the action of sexual desires are a wonderful sacrifice to the goddess Aphrodite.) so this bedroom was filled with BDSM weaponry and a bottle of massage oil and a bed made of hell unicorn’s flesh. Now Medusa lad Kate down on the bed and she chained her up with bones of the undead and then she very gently massaged her breast with oil than she licked her vagina until Kate had a orgasm than she cried this:
Kate: fuck fuck me!!! Oh daddy oh daddy!
Medusa: yes yes yes ( as she put a dead man’s dick over her vagina and slowly put it in her wife’s vagina and slowly but with constant and aggressive force and made Kate bleed.)
Kate: let’s bring Marylin Monroe and Harrison rose in let them fuck us.
Medusa: yes. servants!
Marylin and Harrison: yes? ( suddenly appeared out of no where.)( explanation this is not the author’s soul here it’s this universe’s version of me.)
Marylin Monroe being
the daughter of Cupid and the human woman personification of hell so she is half god/ hell. She has hair of hell fire a body of dreams of love and face of nightmares. Harrison is the son of Tartarus and Athena he is the god of monsters and killer of gods and hero’s who broke the law of marriage. He has the hair of blood, hands of Celestial steel skin of dragon flesh and feet of nuclear energy and head of bone and teeth of poison , dick made of Greek fire and every thing else is made dinosaur teeth.)
Kate: come to me Harrison
Harrison: ok ( he changed into male siren which is any woman’s fantasy. ( insert dream description here) he came to her than she tied him to the bed and massaged his dick with oil then gave a blow job and then he was untied and he tied her and he massaged her breast with the blood of her foes and eat her vagina until she screamed and than he and Marylin decided to fuck Medusa and Kate so Harrison changed back into his true form and first massaged Medusa’s breast with oil from the river of the lost souls and then he licked Both girl’s vaginas and than Marylin wanted to fuck him so she banged him against the wall and sucked his penis until he groaned. than she fucked the girls she licked their vaginas and turned into a snake and licked their breast than she turned human to help tie up Harrison who at the moment was giving Kate oral sex.Harrison was tied to the bed and was tortured with chains of bone by all three women and then given a blow job by each one than in return he fucked each on with a slow kindly manner than Kate cursed him to be the wife of satan and become the new personification of hell
And she sent him into the depths of hell deep below Tartarus. Then ten years later...
Kate gave birth to beer the devil of hate and the son of Kate and Harrison. they took care of this child like it was a god but when he turned a 1000 years old.. Aphrodite decided to make her wife love her for who she is. She took out her son’s weapons of love and was about to fire she made the mistake of being her true form and Kate saw her as what she was and she became angry she took out her god destroyer and was about to kill her but Aphrodite fired before she could have a chance but instead of striking her heart it shot her jaw then........
Act 3: the feminist universe
Kate Upton killed Aphrodite with a her own arrow of love that got stuck in her jaw and than Aphrodite vanished and in her place was the crown of love the source of Aphrodite’s power Kate took the crown of love and...she looked at it and didn’t know what it was and thought it looked great on her than she tried it on than Kate Upton become the goddess of love than she became angry and a little psychotic. The reason why she became angry is that once she turned into the goddess of love she also become goddess of emotions , sex,betrayal, and anything to do with marriage or relationships. She felt every single pain or hurt that man ever caused women from the beginning of time to the end of the universe so to solve this suffering of all women. She created monsters and curses to destroy all of man and no man shall escape her wrath. She sent for her creations to come to her to decide how to torment and destroy man. The first to come to the bedroom/ throne room (because the bed is the symbol of her power) was her son The demon of hate (also known as brandy or beer was his English name his Real name is little hard for any human to understand.) He walked in his human form which is a tall 8 foot man and his skin is made of blood and bone and he had a burning skull for his face and his hands were two swords. He said as he walked into the lady’s bedroom: my my how are you today my beautiful mother ? Kate: fine son sit down. Beer: yes mom as you wish. And he sat the end of the bed facing toward the queen. Kate: so tell me son what is your plan for man.
Beer: let’s see well first I well spread a virus that will turn any female into a immortal vampire so that I can make them feast on their boyfriends or husband. That’s only if the husband or boyfriend ever harmed them or hurt them. Now for the men who are single or never hurt their mate or girlfriend they shall disappear and be with their true love sadly that’s only for the men who have girlfriends and have good souls. But for the singles they well became vampires as well and be husbands of the female vampires and they shall help fest on the men with evil souls after that my work well be finished. Kate: good now do it. Beer: yes madam have a good night. Then he left and traveled to the earth to cause demise of the evil men. Kate: Thank you son NEXT! The next monster was the general of the neo women clone army or N.W.C.A ( for see these type of species that Kate created they’re more dangerous than any weapons ever devised by man for you see their skin is white as snow and guns for hands that can shoot enough nuclear energy to destroy galaxies and only way to tell them apart is by their head and face some have laptops for faces some have pumpkin heads like the devil of hate each head is a nightmare from a mans head and legs made of stone but the general oh my you better hope to God that you don’t upset her for you see she has a black hole that leads straight to hell for a mouth thats why she wears a nuclear hardened metal face mask her eyes can turn man into fire rumors had it that she has eyes of blood but nobody knows. Her hair is made of lava and her skin is as bright as a nuclear bomb going off but nobody really wants to look up close but besides like everyone is else in her army she can appear to have model body and a face of a wolf and her name is death of man project one also known as D.O.M.P.1 but Kate Like a loving wife for she is her wife calls her sunshine.) the general walks in to the bedroom. Kate: hello my dear my sweet sit down and relax and tell me how you are going to destroy all of humanity. Sunshine sat down and tells her plan sunshine: first I will destroy all mankind’s weaponry and city’s and burn all their technology and then I will burn every single man myself then with the power of my army that you gave to me as our wedding present I will erase all of mankind’s history and in the process make the woman the dominant species and the males with evil hearts their servants after that we will rebuild society under our control and my army will become the new police force and then we will take over the universe. Kate: that sounds great sweetie let’s just do it tomorrow after the beer finishes his work ok let’s go to sleep. sunshine: ok what ever you want my dear. They did just that and surprisingly a game of chess before they went to bed. The next morning they turned on the tv to see what beer her son did what they saw shocked them to their very souls.
TV: this is cbs morning news we got live coverage of what is now called the I cannot believe I saying these words a female vampire virus. Victims of the virus are feeling hostile to any male in the surrounding area they are also experiencing sudden teeth growth into wolf teeth and they are eating their husbands or boyfriend any male that they use to love or have emotions for but some good news some males turn into vampires and are not eaten alive but that’s one out of let’s see oh my one out of 100,000,000 males. If you are a female please stay inside if you are a male please go to closet bomb shelter also the army is trying to control the infected but not with much also every first world nation is under martial law God help us that it for this reporter has to Ran to... uh sue what are doing please dear please please put down the knife wait wait arggggggh. Stab sue: ha ha. Ha ha ha ha then tv went Blank. Kate: your turn. Sunshine snapped her fingers. Then they turned back on tv. TV: welcome to the N.W.C.A news where women are in charge of the news. Said one of the soldiers of N.W.C.A she had a blood red suit and head of fire and guns for hands but everything else she looked like supergirl she continued we just conquered galaxy 132 April it was a tough fight but we used are Death Star to win and here on earth a one world government has just been established and every town is New York and every city is a feminist uptoia and last man criminal has just been sent to the maximum space prison up in the core of the sun and wow the first female president just moved into the White House today her name is Joy Haas and her frist bill is to erase all sex traffic and made today dress like you want day that’s right you can dress how ever you want today no more have we ever have to worry about how we dress ourselves ladies! man is gone ethical in a vampire husband or dead or in M.M.S.P thank you for your time and remember our great leader will always live forever and we rule the world. Kate as she turned of the tv Kate: wow wow wow nice job sweetie. Sunshine thank you let’s see who in the hell’s jail needs to die today Kate: yes my darling let’s and both walked out of the room holding hands as they fest on a deers leg
Act 4 the Zeus program and death of beer
Meanwhile....
Dimension location. Hell
Location Hell. Maximum. Prison. AKA H.M.P
Intergalactic government prison officer
Name Mr. wine aka Mr. beer aka lord of hate and prince of the eighth circuit of hell aka the son of the queen the universe.
Prisoner name joker of evil aka Mr. Wane jhang aka Zeus ex king of the Gods
Visual descriptions and crimes that Zeus committed against the dimensional nation of hell and universe#3543 and universe#344 also known as human earth and Greek mythology universe and threat level and security level for both Mr wine and Zeus
Zeus. Visual description: hair. Fire head lighting. Eyes. black holes Body. Marble but somehow has the ability to move. Crimes.1. Created unbalance when he let lady Aphrodite borrow the master pen that has ability to create and destroy beings and universes. This broke the law of equality of homer and also broke law344 sec 4 which states no god shall exchange their source of power for sexual, trade, emotional business of any sort punishment 10000 years in hell to torment the sex of the rule breaker. Crime 2. Let the new Aphrodite Kate Upton take over the earth and kingdom of gods without a fight he just had a sexual relationship with her than she cut off his penis So there is that thus repeatedly broke the law of equality twice punishment make Zeus into a vampire servant of one of the lords of hell specifically lord Death and threat level highly armed and dangerous and can kill a universe
How to control him. Lock him in Pandora’s box and lock the box inside the core of of the center of hell guarded by nightmares of Gods
Mr. wine visual description
Body. nuclear fire but has a form of a human male
Head. Black hole
Appears to be wearing a blue tuxedo with a red bowtie threat level don’t mess with him or make him angry has ability to destroy universes with a snapping his fingers and never ever call him teddy never that’s nickname only for his mother.
Integration taken over zoom
Room where Mr.beer is
Inside the suns core
A black room with a golden door
With a T.A.R.D.I.S capabilities
Zeus small room inside Pandora’s box with the same capabilities as Mr. beer
Integration record Number # 454
Recording begins now
Zeus: hi
Beer: hi now you know what this is about right? my lawyer sent you the accord
Zeus: yes sir
Beer: now the court of the eight circuit of hell dose not always let criminals justify and maybe change their sentence but for you send souls down here daily in the old days. So in gratitude we will allow this. For all the work you did for us but trust me when I say this the boss never gives mercy twice so choose your words very very carefully and if you get Scott free let this be wisdom and not punishment understand. Because the next time you break the law of equality you would wish that law never existed.
Are we at a understanding?
Zeus in a small wimpier: yes
Beer: please justify your actions to the court please ... now
Zeus: ok so uh where do I begin oh yes when I let Aphrodite borrow the master pen. Now that was a wonderful day until that point in the day where Aphrodite came in. So to those of you listening to this and haven’t visited my home here is best description of it now imagine a castle from old fairy tales if you read Cinderella you will get the basic idea but this castle is in the sky and made of marble now on with our tale so at dawn I cooked breakfast for Medusa (because I sleep with any women if they say yes.) anyways I was cooking Medusa and don’t worry I temporarily taken away her curse the antidote was in the breakfast so Athena wouldn’t notice a thing than after that there was arguing and screams of horror you know the usual after you give someone their curse. Than I sent Medusa back to her cave and led her to bed than I went back to home for lunch ate a subway sandwich and drunk a latte those things are good I tell you what wonderful things mortals create these you should try the Antonio club that would blow the most your tongue right out of your body and those attractive bombs what wonderful design of death oh I’m getting of track anyway I checked on all children half the world population that is lot kids I know but when you are a god you get bored so yeah After that I ran into Aphrodite ok I got stop here and let to you what a goddess Aphrodite looks like so you understand my position with my hormones so imagine the most prefect girl you ever created with your mind now multiply that by pi and you got Aphrodite now she said excuse me lord Zeus ( now never has she called me lord Zeus she is ultimately a teenager when it comes to respect your elders so I knew something was up.) I said yes Aphrodite what is this time? Aphrodite: well I would be so so happy if let me have the master pen please please please. ( now I definitely knew something was up) so I said: what are you going to with the master pen and what would you give for it. ( I was curious and wondering how desperate she was plus she is unreachable and the only woman that has never had a baby with me in a Zeus like behavior I listened like a fool) Aphrodite: a love potion that never wears off and me tomorrow night. She said point blank and I thought ohhhh that desperately than I asked her what is she going to use the pen she said experimenting with reality to infused a new power source for my love Maker because Cupid is marriage is not breaking up any time soon. I blinked many many times and confused and I said ok here you go and I gave her my pen and then later I thought I would regret that then when I heard she was killed and I had alarming thought dang I will miss Marylin Monroe
Let me explain you see the original Aphrodite was killed by Hellen of Troy for you see Aphrodite’s only weakness is that she can be killed by supermodels after the original death the curse carried one after one supermodel after another sometimes they are from the land of the dead sometimes and this rarely happens a living supermodel can kill her so being Aphrodite dose have its cost but also it has a ton of benefits so yeah. On with tale with that out the way I decide to find the killer and welcome her back to the home of the gods so I went down to earth which probably was the most stupid thing I ever di
So I went to New York and ran as fast I could to the news station it was 5 minutes before the F.V.V was in the air I looked at excepting to see the news of the death of old Aphrodite and the rise of the new one (this world’s population is basically demigods and monsters so they show strange stuff all the time. ) But what was on the screen five minutes later was scary as hades the words female vampire virus takes over the world was rolling at the bottom of the screen as I stared with pure terror and noticed five minutes ago the New York Times Square was filled with men with business suits after the warnings and pictures of male victims or what’s left of them. The square was empty... too empty and realized I was the only male in New York Times Square surrounded with women while that would be a thing of dreams.. um under these circumstances it was becoming a nightmare and all of the sudden a red mist went through the city and it smelt like roses or apples after the mist past then I realized something horrible all the women that were around me were barring wolf teeth and red hungry eyes and I thought crap I cannot change into my god form without saying my name and that would make me a a prize hunting target (now remember how I said how this world is mostly demigods yeah now imagine their powers become times a thousands powerful because they become vampires so one puny god vs thousands Of superJuiced blood hungry angry Man hating female demigod vampires who would win (me or them?)( definitely them.) So I did what a guy would do in that situation I ran like my life depends on it and only made it as far as Wall Street before they pounced and knock me out and then I blacked out I woke up inside the most prefect bedroom ever created and the bed was made of gold and then Kate Upton walked with her wolf head but supermodel body wife and they both talked as one. Kate: Hand over your crown of power Zeus NOW!
Zeus: sheesh you did not have to yell geez
And you what army?
Kate: this army. she should me video on her tv screen and what was shown was well if had a soul it would have just died. It was a massive army with Neo women and their monster forms I was scared and then I saw them destroy galaxies with bare hands and strange machines that I never thought could exist after that I just handed my crown without a wimpier and then I was teleported back on earth but as a vampire zombie obeying my wife master then they had destroyed the world and recreate it all around me I was in bubble I don’t want to know how it appeared but still what they created was well weird it was a extremely ultra feminine utopian planet and the city that use to be New York was now called wonder city and it was filled with massive space ports and massive temples made of Tartarus steel and marble basically indestructible
Then I was than I saw the news on the jumbo screen of the news building of what to be in times square the new one worldwide government ran by women and the first female president and last man captured all that news that ultra feminine societies liked and I realized the street was filled with female vampires wearing business suits talking on their phones with husbands wareing black tuxedos with white bow ties following their wives than I was teleported here now talking to you.
Beer: this the tale you go with
Zeus: yes
Beer: the judges will decide in a moment what you should get. sending transcript To judges NOW.
Zeus so?
Beer: considering your tale the judges made your sentence 245 years
Zeus: yeah!!
Beer: you will serve death and Davy Jones and a hundred years to be a servant to queen Kate Upton
Zeus: wait what?!??
Beer: good bye Zeus
Zeus: wait wait wait BOOM
Hell’s main Computer: killed Zeus glitch glitch
Beer: yes ok now I can BOOM
Hell’s main Computer: destroyed beer malfunction malfunction now destroying all male souls warning systems hacked warning
END OF TYPE
Kate: that was fun wasn’t dear
Sunshine: yes it was yes
Kate: now let’s destroy all of the men in the multiverses
Sunshine: as you wish my love
Act 5 the death of the monster king and the ruin of hell
Meanwhile in other part of the underworld 1000 years later
(Godzilla can put all the world governments under his foot and crush them into ash and he can make the most powerful demons bow before him and obey his laws of his world but he is always afraid of one person that can destroy his soul and can throw him into the deepest pits of hell. His wife the queen of death and hell. She is so massive that she can put the multiverse in the palm of her hand. Her head is the dimension of hell. Her legs are the deeps pits of Tartarus. Her feet is made of demon’s souls. Her brain is made of organic computers from the darkest dimensions of the antimatter multiverse. Her human form is this- her head is made of all the nightmares of mankind. Her body is made of souls of monsters and she is the nightmare of men. Her ability’s are 1. She is the mother of fear so she make any nightmares come true. 2. She can destroy the universe with a clap of her hand. 3.She can make any fictional monsters come to life. 4. She can also eat souls because she also the sister of death and hell and Tartarus. 5. She is the grand aunt of all demons and monsters so they will come to her call and aid her or become her personal army. 6. Also she as the ability to change into any woman she wants fictional or non fictional also she is insanity so she has the ability’s of joker, Deadpool, lady death all rolled in one.
Her name is she who must not be angered. AkA goddess of hell AKA mother of all kaju AKA chaos AKA the great darkness. AKA Ezra of wrath to shorten the name is basically Ezra her human name is Ezra but never ever call her that. It’s only for her husband to use. Her home is in the the furthest deepest pit of hell. Her home is a massive skyscraper as tall as Godzilla when he is in his monster form an the outside instead of glass it’s made of solid nightmares. The only thing that remains constant on the outside is two human sized doors made bloodstone exactly what it sounds like solid stone blood forge in the fires of the dammed and on the inside it’s the T.R.A.D.I.S.(which stands for time relative and dimension in space look up doctor who and his blue police box.) Now at the moment she is in a bedroom which would looks like the most prefect bedroom a bedroom that would only exist in your dreams or nightmares depending on her mood. Right now she is happy so imagine your dream bedroom now times that by pie. Now Godzilla just walked in their room in his human form which is a head of tiger and body of your dream man. He is wearing a black business suit and and red bow tie made of demon flesh. ( note he has the same ability’s as her but he must ask her before he uses her monster army.) it’s hard to say what she is wearing because she is constantly shifting but she always wears her wedding dress made of human skulls and monster’s skins but besides that not much else I can give.) page from Harrison’s creation book
Godzilla: Hi wife how is it doing down here while I was away destroying Tokyo Japan.
Wife: it’s ok. satan is crying because I took away his pitchfork
Godzilla: really??! what happened?
Wife: he was trying to get a wife to start the end of time again for 300000 time in a row
Godzilla: oh so you had a bad day did you?
Wife: yeah how was yours teddy beer ( note never call Godzilla teddy beer only his wife call him that if any demon, monster, human did that he would kill all your family, home nation, and he will personally torture your soul for 45 million years than he would erase you.) Godzilla: Good Gosh Harrison let us talk sheesh
Harrison: sorry I will keep quiet
Godzilla: good or else I will come to your dimension and personally destroy you! Got it!
Harrison: understood father.
Godzilla: now wife before Harrison greatly intruded in our conversation where we?
Wife: Me having a bad day.
Godzilla: right
Wife: so after the dramatic events of this morning I went to work out and talked to our grand daughter Medusa and her sisters and some of her friends so that was nice.
Godzilla: why were they in the underworld gym did that stupid son of Neptune kill her again I swear if he was not my great great grandson I would have destroyed him by now but he is pushing it.
Wife: no no they are fine they were just visiting she just needed to let her snakes out without turning someone into stone every time she made eye contact her powers can turn off down here but jeez Athena has some twisted dark jokes but I’m learning something happening above the surface
Godzilla: ehhh do tell it’s been long time since I was this form so I barely get to here gossip because I’m trying to restore the kingdom above you know the kid we brought home from Saturn?
Wife: yes he is a sweet child but troubled mind what did he do this time?
Godzilla: turns out he is a three headed dragon that has ability to create storms and he was trying to wipe out human race again I sent him to his room and took away his Xbox and gave him a Bible to read it will do him some good.
Wife: you had to blow him up again did you?
Godzilla: uh yes it was the lazy road but wanted done quickly before they realized he was our son.
Wife: HENRY ROSE GODZILLA WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SENDING OUR SWEET CHILDREN BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD BY BLOWING THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry: sorry sweetie I won’t don’t it again.
Wife: right now let me tell you the rumors I heard so there is army coming from the earth 4643 again and try to blow up humans off the earth
Godzilla just great just great some of our children are human kaju and they have no idea about anything about themselves great now I have to give them the bad news jeez I just come down our baby lady earth back to sleep ( groaning and then Henry sighs) well got to wake her up again for the millionth time. What earth is this again?
Wife: Harrison’s project
Henry: which one?
Wife:( sighs) the one with the vampire female demigods
Henry: Jazz lord we need to wake both Tartarus and lady earth we are going to have everything we got just to turn them away sheesh.
Wife: well....
BOOM BOOM
Hell’s computer: warning foes are destroying outer defenses warning get to your safety bunkers warning most of hell is going down in flames main city is falling to enemy weapons
Warning NEO women are on home grounds glitch glitch defenses destroyed warning queen Kate Upton daughter of hades coming to front door
Ding dong
Hello grandma, grandpa I know you guys are in there come out quickly and without weapons and don’t even think about turning off your human forms your surrounded with NEO women and female vampire demigods who by the way who are carrying the new star destroyer plasma rail gun so come out or I will destroy you actually yeah I’m just going to kill you now
Godzilla: wait wait!!!
BOOM
Then the underworld was in ruins and Kate Upton became new goddess of the whole universe
Kate: ok Harrison you are next HA haha you can run but never can you hide
Harrison: oh sh.. BOOM
Underworld computer: Harrison’s ghost destroyed. the source of the single is on earth 23045 would you like map my master?
Kate: no I know where that is come on Lucifer let’s kill our maker ha ha ha she teleported away into her Death Star while feasting on satan’s skull and I’m in deep trouble Harrison thought well at least BOOM Kate: hi Harrison
Harrison: oh crap... BOOM
Kate: argh it’s freakin robot computer where is he!!!
Computer: locking on target he is at earth 16
Kate: that’s going to take a lot fuel ok let’s go and you Harrison’s fake robot. I’m going to trophy your head in my safe room and she teleported into her Death Star to travel to other side the universe.
Act 6: nerd hades revenge
1000 years later and in a different universe
It was the year 2097 in the the earth 344675764554666 and hades was driving right to the human world with his Death Star to wipe out the empire of feminist vampire demigods but why you ask let’s rewind time to ten years ago or ten years ahead ( note time travel is messy.) ten years ago or ahead (depending what timeline you are from.) any way will just say ten years ago ( yes ten years ago I will fight you.) in the depths of the underworld inside the black tartan stone castle. Hades was having a horrible Monday morning at this time he was or will be sitting in his thrown room ( note everything is going to be present tense now.) now this earth’s hades is a nerd scientist and has a war lord complex but sides that he is like the your normal lord of dead. (Note for his description. Just think of the Disney version but instead of a black Greek toga he was wearing a black college professor suit with a bat as his bow tie.) ( also to note inside the his castle it’s exactly like doctor who’s TARDIS right now his throne room is the USS enterprise control room he is sitting in the captain’s chair drinking a cherry Dr Pepper in golden cup and currently on the screen is the underworld prison camera footage or UPCF tv channel he was watching the poor attempts of tantalus trying to drink the lake water then queen of the underworld the goddess Styx the goddess of the river Styx which separates the lands of the living and dead and mother of all monsters. ( note what she looks like is basically this she is wearing a black wedding dress with out with the vail in its place is a crown of dragon bones stronger than steel mind you. Her body is solid lava and her head is a dragons and her hair is the water of styx.) anyway when she came to him with a angry look on her face. He knew he was going to have a very very bad day
Hades: what is it my dear... this time
Styx: our daughter Kate showed up to the gates to day
Hades: I know I saw it on the tv camera what was her threat today
Styx with a tear in eyes said with sorrow: she is going to kill all our children in multiverse
Hades: don’t worry I already got them safe in their rooms.
Styx: do they know?
Hades: not everything they know they are our children but not about Kate.
Styx: why did we banish her from land of the dead.
Hades: she was trying to force her monster brothers and sisters to be her army to conquer the other earths
Styx: she is probably going to visit her grandma Ezra to try to convince her to join her or probably kill her grandparents.
Hades: that is probably true WTF she killed my GUARD DOG
Styx: she is at our front door isn’t she.
Hades: crap she has her FVD army with her!!
Styx: HER WHAT!!!
Hades: feminist vampire demigods army.
Styx: what is that? a gun?!??
Hades: oh no not the nuclear powered sun destroyer rail gun AKA THE NPSDRG. My creation she dares to try to destroy us with my creation oh no not today!
Hades pressed several different buttons on his captain chair the underworld became a Death Star as big as Jupiter and he left earth at a hyperspace jump then he teleported all the monsters into the cargo bay
Then he teleported Kate and her army back to her world but without his NPSDRG guns ( side note I do not know why he just did not kill her on the spot but I have a feeling that he has father protection for her so yeah is one character flaw might be his doom HADES: you know I can hear you right son
Harrison: uhh no this is not the Jedi you are looking for
Hades: keep quiet I’m driving here
Harrison in a small voice: ok
Hades: ok storm trooper monsters or STM army time to suit up we are going to destroy the demigod empire of earth 2433 it might be a bloody war but what could go wrong
20 years later after the war of monsters and demigods (or as the history books called it the 34th earth war.) hades looked around at the wreckage of his Death Star and the boneyards of his monster offsprings then he looked pleadingly at his daughter Kate upton who is pointing a black hole powered god destroyer blaster to his head
Hades: please find it in your heart to spare me I will give my crown of power but please let me live I’m freakin father for Pete sake
Kate with fire in her eyes with blood pouring out her eyes should thought about that before you killed my son my only son with freakin cancer!!!
Hades: look look I can bring him back ok just....
Kate: NO!!with you gone my son will stay alive forever with me safe in my warm embrace.
Hades: look....
BOOM CRASH BOOM
Then like that hades was gone and his place was his crown of power it was black and made of hydra skin. Kate smiled and said in a mother’s voice: come son come to me. In a bright flash Alex appeared he is half monster half human his other mother was Medusa so he has snakes for hair the ability to turn people into stone and dragon skin and black eyes and walked to his monster mother and hugged her and then they teleported away in her grandmother’s Death Star which was about the size of the sun and it was black as night and they went away from this war torn world and started to explore the universe.
The end maybe....
Act 7:blood will have blood
Ten years later Kate wanted a new law for her universe and she knew only one man that can do it problem was he is in hell and he is the husband of satan or wife depending on his mood and he was the demon lord of marriage and women’s wrath and his name was Harrison t. Rose. He looked human enough except for black hole for eyes and fire for skin being the human form of hell took a lot work and the goddess of the universe asked him to write the law of the land and he did this is what he wrote
(The new ultimate extreme feminist version of the U.S constitution AKA my answer to the problems of sexism specifically sexist men AKA the wrath of a woman’s broken heart AKA MY WRATH AGAINST MEN AKA My understanding of love and marriage and my political voice AKA my ten years of the scientific research of marriage, understanding women specifically the feminist movement and human relationships
By Harrison T. Rose
Section one the VOWS
I Harrison Thomas Rose will Vow and protect all women from the wrath of men and when I get a girlfriend/ wife/ husband I will forever honor the rules and regulations of this contract and when I die and go to hell or heaven I shall become one with this agreement and destroy/ throw the males into the lake of fire and suffering that break any rules or regulations of this agreement of love and devotion and the male is the slave/ pet Godzilla and the wife is the master/ queen of Hell. She must be obeyed at all times and the husband shall protect and serve his wife and please her sexual desires with all his soul and he will destroy her foes and she can have as many marriages as she wants. The husband can never divorce her only she can divorce him. and to note to non straight readers if you are the female of the relationship you are the master/ queen of hell if you are the male you are the Godzilla
Love Harrison T. Rose the demon of the wife’s wrath also lord of love and marriage
Ps. If you girls have any friends that want to date me please please tell me and let me know that’s all I ask sincerely your uncle Ursula
Women have rights of goddess
And they shall be forever be feared and respected.
Males have the rights of the 18 century wife
Which means they can be bought.
They have no say in marriage.
They have no say in sex.
They rise the children while the wife works.
They make the food.
They take care of the house.
They can not buy property for they are property.
They can not do anything without the wives ok.
The only male right they have left is to protect the lady.
1.Wife signs here if she likes the terms and conditions of this contract.
1.wife_________________________________
2. Wife signs here if she wants equality for her and her husband but only the wife can sign if the husband tries to forge her name his soul will be mine for forever.
3. 2. Wife _____________________________
4. Husband signs here to save his soul from satan’s grasps and my fury
5. 3. Husband____________________________
Proverbs Section two wisdom
The proverbs of Solomon son of David king of Israel: For attaining wisdom and discipline; for understanding words of insight; for acquiring a disciplined and prudent life, doing right and what is fair; for giving prudence to the simple, knowledge and discretion to the young— let the wise listen and add to their learning, and let the discerning get guidance— for understanding proverbs and parables the sayings and riddles of wise. The fear of the lord is the beginning of knowledge but fools despise wisdom and discipline.
Listen my son to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They will be a garland to grace your head and a chain around your neck. My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them. If they say, “Come along with us; let’s lie and wait for someone’s blood let’s waylay some harmless soul; let’s swallow them alive, like the grave and whole, like those who go down to the pit; we will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with plunder; throw your lot with us and we will share a common purse.” My son do not go along with them, do not set foot on their paths; for their feet rush into sin, they are swift to shed blood. How useless to spread a net in front of all the birds! These men lie in wait for their own blood; they waylay only themselves! Such is the end of all who go after ill gotten gain; it takes away the lives of those who get it. Wisdom calls aloud in the street, she rises her voice in the public squares; at the head of the noisy streets she cries out, in the gateways of city she makes her speech “ how long will you simple ones love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge? If you respond to my rebuke, I would have poured out my heart to you and made my thoughts known to you. But still since you rejected me when I called and no one gave heed when I stretched out my hand, since you ignored all my advice and would not accept my rebuke, I in turn will laugh at your disaster; I will mock when calamity overtakes you,
When calamity overtakes you like a storm, when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind, when distress and trouble overwhelm you. Then they will call me but I will not answer; they will look for me and not find me. Since they hated knowledge and did not choose to fear the Lord, since they would not accept my advice and spurned my rebuke, they will eat the fruit of their ways and be filled with the fruit of their schemes. For waywardness of the simple will kill them, and complacency of fools will destroy them; but whoever listens to me will live in safety and at ease without fear of harm.” My son, if you accept my words and store up my commands within you, turning your ears to wisdom and applying your heart to understanding, and if you call out for insight and cry aloud for understanding, and if you look for it as for silver and search for it as for hidden treasure, then you will understand the fear of the Lord and find the knowledge of God. For the lord gives wisdom, and from his mouth come knowledge and understanding. He holds victory in store for the upright, he is a shield to those whose walk is blameless, for he guards the course of the just and always protects the way of his faithful ones. Then you would understand what is right and just and fair— every good path.
For wisdom will enter your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul. Discretion will protect you always and understanding will guard you. Wisdom will save you from the ways of wicked men, from men whose words are perverse, who leave the straight paths to walk in dark ways, who delight in doing wrong and rejoice in the perverseness of evil, whose paths are crooked and who are devious in their ways. It will save you from the adulteress, from the wayward wife with her seductive words, who has left the partner of her youth and ignored the covenant she made before God. For her house leads down to death and her paths to the spirits of the dead. None who go to her return or attain the paths of life. Thus you will walk in the ways of good men and keep to the paths of the righteous. For the upright will live in the land and the blameless will remain in it; but the wicked will be cut off from the land, and the unfaithful will be torn from it. My son do not forget my teaching, but keep my commands in your heart, for they will prolong your life many years and bring you prosperity. Let love and faithfulness never leave you; bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart. Then you will favor and a good name in the sight of God and man. Trust in the lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight. Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the lord and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones. Honor the Lord with your wealth, with first fruits of all your crops then your barns will be overflowing, and your vats will brim over with new wine. My son do not despise the Lord’s discipline and do not resent his rebuke, because the Lord disciplines those he loves, as a father the son he delights in. Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding, for she is more profitable than silver and yields better returns than gold. She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her. Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor. Her ways are pleasant ways, and all her paths are peace. She is the tree of life to those who embrace her; those who lay hold of her will be blessed. By wisdom the Lord laid the earth’s foundations, by understanding he set the heavens in place; by his knowledge the deeps were divided, and the clouds drop the dew.
Section three: explanations
A gift for your daughters
Introduction
My marriage contract also known as supernatural soul destroyer for you see how it works since I infused the Ten Commandments and 1 Corinthians 13: 4-8 , all of proverbs and half my soul is this all a abused or hurt wife or girlfriend has to do to secure the stupid husband or boyfriend that hurt her is to write the husband or boyfriend name on the dotted line than the husband/ boyfriend souls will bound to their soul than if the husband/ boyfriend disobeys the contract their soul will be dammed see section8 to see what happens if your wondering and they will also break Gods law if they disagree or burn this contract since I put the Ten Commandments in here it will be like the from the India jones movie when they opened the ark the same shall happen to the husband/boyfriend to unbound from this contract the girl only can erase the name it if the husband tries to erase his name immediately his soul will be sent to hell and while he is alive he can never love again also to note this is took ten years of prayers and research of love and human marriage and also art expression of the death of man dominating world and the rise of a women dominating world if you don’t want my creations to cause trouble then print and burn it and only than it would be safe may god bless you and may all women rule the world
Section 4 poems
Like a ship without its captain
I will be lost in the seas of fire and doom without you on my side
With you I feel the bright stars of galaxy
As they watch as we run to the end of time
We are lovers of death and war
May we never turn to the devils hand
For we are demons of the imagination
We turn dust into gold and flesh into bone
May we feel never alone fo it’s time to past and time to destroy all of the human race
For we are lovers of time
And no one can separate us not even death for all time we will bound together and nothing will stop us from love
What is a woman worth? Is she worth more than the brightest star in the sky ? No she is worth more than every star in the known universe. Her eyes can see my soul and the depths of my mind. Her voice echoes through every man’s dreams. Her kiss is soft as breeze in the shining days of spring. Her touch is powerful as the sun and gentle as a pillow made of bird feathers. Her mind is far superior than every single mind put together. For she is the goddess that we all dream of but could never touch. We are your humble husband my dear may we forever serve you and please you for all time until we die in each other’s gentle embrace. May we live forever in peace and equality and in bless. For I’m yours for all time In this world and The next one
In every Dimension I search I can never find you. My wife is the rarest creation in the multiverse. My heart will never be the same without you. I will find you one day never again shall I lose you. Your eyes are filled with storms of wisdom. You have body of the goddess Aphrodite. Your hair is as blue as the Pacific Ocean. Your hands can crush mountains. Your feet are as strong as the military of nations of the world. Your legs can run as fast as a cheetah. Your skin is as white as the moon of the darkest night. When I find you I will set a fest that is known as the dinner of the old gods. I will make wedding as rich as gold and big like the titanic. For you my dear you are worth a million souls in the kingdoms above. Nothing will stop me searching for you. I shall break the devils head for you. I shall steal the scythe of death for you. For you are my soul. I will never stop looking for you. Oh what is this? I see you now. I hug you and you wipe my tears of my face. I at last have found you I say I found you. You will say yes you found me do you love me still my sweet? Then at last I can say yes I will love you for all time until we die and may our souls be forever together. You will say yes let’s go home and I will say yes with you anywhere is home . Than we will hold hands and walk together into the rising moon.
Section 5
Dear readers
Boyfriend or husband signs here to bound his soul to his bride for all time even after death if he breaks the rules of these vows of love and laws God please read section punishment rules if he does sign after reading the rules and breaks them on his actions may God give mercy and may satan weep for after my Soul is done with him he would wish to burn in hell for all time compared to this author’s wrath now read carefully male readers your soul depends on it hopefully not your nightmare of your soul
Harrison Thomas Rose
Boyfriend _______________________________________
Law of love section 6:
1 no harm shall come from my hand or anyone else for I am your enteral defender
2. I should always say sorry first
3. Man should be slave to women and women should always be queens
4. I will do anything the wife says
5. I will always listen to my wife or girlfriend
6. I will always be patient
7. I will always be kind
8. I will never be envious
9. I will never boast
10. I will never have selfish pride
11. I will never dishonor others
12. I will not be self seeking
13. I will never be angry at you
14. I will never keep a record of wrongs
15. I will never delight in evil
16. I will always rejoice in the truth
17. I will always protect you
18. I will always trust you
19. I will be forever be hopeful
20. I will always persevere
21. My love will never fail you
22. I will never worship anyone else except my lord god and my wife/ girlfriend
23. I will never make idols
24. I will honor my parents
25. I will not murder
26. I will never commit adultery
27. I will never steal
28. I will never lie
29. I will never be envy what other people have
30. The wife is the helper or in other words the head and heart of the family and the husband is the humble visionary to which he along with his wife shall protect and provide and he shall serve his wife and family. He is not the head. He is not the leader. He is the only the provider and server. He shall never have an large ego. He shall never hurt, insult , or power over the wife . For he is only the servant to the lord and his wife. He shall only please his wife in every way obey her every lustrous desire and righteous commends.
Section7: guidelines for love
Lady rules: show your light side. Then let them have it when you get to know them more. Always try to be kind, even when that person is being a dunce (if they hit a certain key or place. Let them have it.) Always try to speak up for yourself and it’s okay to be blunt sometimes. Unless you’re the type that always speaks their mind and is blunt. Good job 👍 Than the have your partner under control feel their ego up and love people for who they are and not who you want them to be. Never ever let them control you and never make them something they are not. Do use protection.
Boyfriend and or partner guidelines
Do not say I love you on the first date. Wait a couple months.
If you encounter any uncomfortable situations. For example: lingerie stores or any other uncomfortable stores that is uncomfortable for you or your partner. Ask your partner if you can wait outside or do something else while they are shopping.
Be kind, try to be patient, speak the truth always no matter what. Build trust. You will have to wait for them to get used to you to be comfortable with you before Intimacy. Never ever get angry at her or hit her or harm her in anyway or fashion.
Never forget the anniversary, birthday, never be late for the births or adaptation days. when your fighting say a funny word in middle of the argument so you and your spouse can talk calmly
section8: Punishments rules:
If I disagree or disobey the following Will happen
1. I will die immediately and go straight to hell
2. In hell I will become a woman and give birth to trillions of babies
3. I will go through every single pain that every woman has ever gone through emotional, physically, spiritually
4. I will be forever a slave to every single woman that ever existed in pain and in sorrow
5. If I marry a 2nd wife and I left my first wife my first child of my 2nd wife shall die a horrible death by my first child from my first wife.
6. If I kill my wife then marry a 2nd or more wives than all my children from my 2nd wife and onward shall perish
7. If I had child out of wedlock before my first wife I shall die before my first kiss with my first and only wife
8. I shall burn in hell for 27 years then I shall live through every war humanity has ever and will fight than at the end of time I shall never die be forever fighting the last war of time
9. Than even after that after two thousands years if I still have not learned my lesson I shall cease to exist and become every single woman ever and will be in existence for all Time in this dimensional space time and in the next
10. If I still haven’t learned my lesson after all this I shall be ceased from existence forever to never be born again in this life and the next
11. If some how if I escaped punishment rule 10 and I am reborn in a alternate universe than I shall become every woman ever made, created ,born in the multiverses and live through every single painful moment of womankind existence than when its Time for the multiverse to die than I will die and hunt this contract forever and unleash these punishments on upon every male that signs this contract and breaks one or multiple rules and they will regret ever being born and their torments will never stop
Boyfriend signs here to agreement of understanding to the punishments and rules
Boyfriend___________________________)
It put a smile on Kate’s face after she finished reading it but as she turned around to thank him she noticed that he was holding a god destroyer to her head then a human blink later she was dead then he killed his husband and become the God of creation than he decided to hunt down his father ( note that father is me the writer of this story and I’m not typing this with my will but a force much more powerful than me is making me to make my monsters real PS it will only take 45 years to reach our universe so I will take this time to leave this universe and run) and he is hungry for humanity so I say RUN!!! Because once he comes it’s the end of time.☠️
Epilogue
Joker: I’m done and shit I hope this is not real
Nero: you saw his dark soul he is capable of this magic
All of the sudden in a bright light
Kate: hi
Beer: hi
Zeus: hi
Ezra: hi
Henry: hi
FH: hi
Joker: shit RUN RUN!
The judges tried to run but before they could reach the door Kate said be erased!!
And the judges were thrown back into their home time lines and dimensions and the jury demons bowed before Kate’s gazing eyes
Henry: so what now
Kate: find our creator and make him my submissive husband.
Beer: which one? The child of god, the human, the giant demon, the half prince or the creator that has written our existence.
Kate rolling her eyes: the creator he is mine!
Zeus: I claim the prince
Godzilla: I claim the demon
Beer, Ezra and FH: we claim the human
Kate: than it is settled once we reach his earth we will get him than destroy his world so that we will be his family for forever.
Beer: which earth is the question aren’t we just going to Each one and finding him if he is not there we just take that earth’s version of him and destroy the planet until we have a army of Harrison then once we find true prime earth we make general and husband and create a new multiverse?
Kate: yes
Beer: ok let’s go!😈☠️
Ten years later
In hell in the seventh circle while listening to satan curse God out. The giant or Harrison’s dark side rewrote the universe here is his version
(In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.”
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
“Then I saw a Lamb, looking as if it had been slain, standing at the center of the throne, encircled by the four living creatures and the elders. The Lamb had seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven spirits of God sent out into all the earth.”
Revelation 5:6
“My son, pay attention to my wisdom, turn your ear to my words of insight, that you may maintain discretion and your lips may preserve knowledge. For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey, and her speech is smoother than oil; but in the end she is bitter as gall, sharp as a double-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps lead straight to the grave. She gives no thought to the way of life; her paths wander aimlessly, but she does not know it.”
Proverbs 5:1-6
Sci fi comedy for normal women
Creepy creepy pasta short play
Love and defense by Harrison Rose
the year 3096
Location outside the multiverse
Also location Death Star
Kate the Daughter of hades having a fun with her son Alex and talking to her wife Medusa over tea then all of sudden hades appeared took his grandson killed physically and spiritually took to his grandson to the Death Star in the underworld and killed her wife.Kate cried blood for her son and wife. She vowed to end the gods and steal their crown of power and kill hades herself and goddess of the universe so she can have her son back and avenge her wife.
Ten years later and in a different universe
( first an explanation Aphrodite was killed by Hellen of Troy by stabbing her neck with scythe of death ( don’t ask me how she got it she just did.) anyway before Aphrodite died she sent her dying curse she said: you may become the new Aphrodite but you will die by a woman of greater beauty than mankind as ever imagine. When you kill me you will be goddess of love but you will have the madness of war forever inside your soul you will destroy everything you love when you die you pass on the curse for you can be the only killed by woman of man’s desire for if one man is sexually attracted to your killer she will be able to destroy you and my curse will move on to the next Aphrodite.)
Kate walked to the first Goddess she must kill for her to become a goddess. Which was Aphrodite but the goddess Aphrodite was ready for her. Ever since Kate killed her son Cupid she was ready to take revenge at first when Kate walked in the home of love she met her dead wife instead of Aphrodite. For this was Aphrodite’s fake self. They made love. ( here is what happened Medusa led kate to the bedroom they took off their clothes. ( Medusa has the ability to change into any woman but every one has the Medusa curse but Kate is immune for Medusa in this universe can only kill man that’s why she became a lesbian. Kate has skin as white as snow, breast that any man or woman would lust over and she can change her body into any white supermodels body.) anyway she led Kate to bed which was black as a death ( mind you this was in the underworld temple of Aphrodite which looks like a hotel in Las Vegas but on the inside it has bed rooms that makes one sexual desires.( the action of sexual desires are a wonderful sacrifice to the goddess Aphrodite.) so this bedroom was filled with BDSM weaponry and a bottle of massage oil and a bed made of hell unicorn’s flesh. Now Medusa lad Kate down on the bed and she chained her up with bones of the undead and then she very gently massaged her breast with oil than she licked her vagina until Kate had a orgasm than she cried this:
Kate: fuck fuck me!!! Oh daddy oh daddy!
Medusa: yes yes yes ( as she put a dead man’s dick over her vagina and slowly put it in her wife’s vagina and slowly but with constant and aggressive force and made Kate bleed.)
Kate: let’s bring Marylin Monroe and Harrison rose in let them fuck us.
Medusa: yes. servants!
Marylin and Harrison: yes? ( suddenly appeared out of no where.)( explanation this is not the author’s soul here it’s this universe’s version of me
Marylin Monroe being
the daughter of Cupid and the human woman personification of hell so she is half god/ hell. They have hair of hell fire a body of dreams of love and face of nightmares. Harrison is the son of Tartarus and Athena he is the god of monsters and killer of gods and hero’s who broke the law of marriage. He has the hair of blood, hands of Celestial steel skin of dragon flesh and feet of nuclear energy and head of bone and teeth of poison , dick made of Greek fire and every thing else is made dinosaur teeth.)
Kate: come to me Harrison
Harrison: ok ( he changed into male siren which is any woman’s fantasy. ( insert dream description here) he came to her than she tied him to the bed and massaged his dick with oil then gave a blow job and then he was untied and he tied her and he massaged her breast with the blood of her foes and eat her vagina until she screamed and than they decided to fuck Medusa and the girls so Harrison changed back into his true form and first massaged Medusa’s breast with oil from the river of the lost souls and then he licked Both girl’s vagina and than he was tied to the bed and was tortured with chains of bone by all four women and then given a blow job by each one than in return he fucked each on with a slow kindly manner than Kate cursed him to be the wife of satan and become the new personification of hell
And she sent him into the depths of hell deep below Tartarus. Then ten years later...
Kate gave birth to beer the devil of hate and the son of Kate and Harrison. they took care of this child like it was a god but when he turned a 1000 years old.. Aphrodite decided to make her wife love her for who she is. She took out her son’s weapons of love and was about to fire she made the mistake of being her true form and Kate saw her as what she was and she became angry she took out her god destroyer and was about to kill her but Aphrodite fired before she could have a chance but instead of striking her heart it shot her jaw then........
Kate Upton killed Aphrodite with a her own arrow of love that got stuck in her jaw and than Aphrodite vanished and in her place was the crown of love the source of Aphrodite’s power Kate took the crown of love and...she looked at it and didn’t know what it was and thought it looked great on her than she tried it on than Kate Upton become the goddess of love than she became angry and a little psychotic. The reason why she became angry is that once she turned into the goddess of love she also become goddess of emotions , sex,betrayal, and anything to do with marriage or relationships. She felt every single pain or hurt that man ever caused women from the beginning of time to the end of the universe so to solve this suffering of all women. She created monsters and curses to destroy all of man and no man shall escape her wrath. She sent for her creations to come to her to decide how to torment and destroy man. The first to come to the bedroom/ throne room (because the bed is the symbol of her power) was her son The demon of hate (also known as brandy or beer was his English name his Real name is little hard for any human to understand.) He walked in his human form which is a tall 8 foot man and his skin is made of blood and bone and he had a burning skull for his face and his hands were two swords. He said as he walked into the lady’s bedroom: my my how are you today my beautiful mother ? Kate: fine son sit down. Beer: yes mom as you wish. And he sat the end of the bed facing toward the queen. Kate: so tell me son what is your plan for man.
Beer: let’s see well first I well spread a virus that will turn any female into a immortal vampire so that I can make them feast on their boyfriends or husband. That’s only if the husband or boyfriend ever harmed them or hurt them. Now for the men who are single or never hurt their mate or girlfriend they shall disappear and be with their true love sadly that’s only for the men who have girlfriends and have good souls. But for the singles they well became vampires as well and be husbands of the female vampires and they shall help fest on the men with evil souls after that my work well be finished. Kate: good now do it. Beer: yes madam have a good night. Then he left and traveled to the earth to cause demise of the evil men. Kate: Thank you son NEXT! The next monster was the general of the neo women clone army or N.W.C.A ( for see these type of species that Kate created they’re more dangerous than any weapons ever devised by man for you see their skin is white as snow and guns for hands that can shoot enough nuclear energy to destroy galaxies and only way to tell them apart is by their head and face some have laptops for faces some have pumpkin heads like the devil of hate each head is a nightmare from a mans head and legs made of stone but the general oh my you better hope to God that you don’t upset her for you see she has a black hole that leads straight to hell for a mouth thats why she wears a nuclear hardened metal face mask her eyes can turn man into fire rumors had it that she has eyes of blood but nobody knows. Her hair is made of lava and her skin is as bright as a nuclear bomb going off but nobody really wants to look up close but besides like everyone is else in her army she can appear to have model body and a face of a wolf and her name is death of man project one also known as D.O.M.P.1 but Kate Like a loving wife for she is her wife calls her sunshine.) the general walks in to the bedroom. Kate: hello my dear my sweet sit down and relax and tell me how you are going to destroy all of humanity. Sunshine sat down and tells her plan sunshine: first I will destroy all mankind’s weaponry and city’s and burn all their technology and then I will burn every single man myself then with the power of my army that you gave to me as our wedding present I will erase all of mankind’s history and in the process make the woman the dominant species and the males with evil hearts their servants after that we will rebuild society under our control and my army will become the new police force and then we will take over the universe. Kate: that sounds great sweetie let’s just do it tomorrow after the beer finishes his work ok let’s go to sleep. sunshine: ok what ever you want my dear. They did just that and surprisingly a game of chess before they went to bed. The next morning they turned on the tv to see what beer her son did what they saw shocked them to their very souls.
TV: this is cbs morning news we got live coverage of what is now called the I cannot believe I saying these words a female vampire virus. Victims of the virus are feeling hostile to any male in the surrounding area they are also experiencing sudden teeth growth into wolf teeth and they are eating their husbands or boyfriend any male that they use to love or have emotions for but some good news some males turn into vampires and are not eaten alive but that’s one out of let’s see oh my one out of 100,000,000 males. If you are a female please stay inside if you are a male please go to closet bomb shelter also the army is trying to control the infected but not with much also every first world nation is under martial law God help us that it for this reporter has to Ran to... uh sue what are doing please dear please please put down the knife wait wait arggggggh. Stab sue: ha ha. Ha ha ha ha then tv went Blank. Kate: your turn. Sunshine snapped her fingers. Then they turned back on tv. TV: welcome to the N.W.C.A news where women are in charge of the news. Said one of the soldiers of N.W.C.A she had a blood red suit and head of fire and guns for hands but everything else she looked like supergirl she continued we just conquered galaxy 132 April it was a tough fight but we used are Death Star to win and here on earth a one world government has just been established and every town is New York and every city is a feminist uptoia and last man criminal has just been sent to the maximum space prison up in the core of the sun and wow the first female president just moved into the White House today her name is Joy Haas and her frist bill is to erase all sex traffic and made today dress like you want day that’s right you can dress how ever you want today no more have we ever have to worry about how we dress ourselves ladies! man is gone ethical in a vampire husband or dead or in M.M.S.P thank you for your time and remember our great leader will always live forever and we rule the world. Kate as she turned of the tv Kate: wow wow wow nice job sweetie. Sunshine thank you let’s see who in the hell’s jail needs to die today Kate: yes my darling let’s and both walked out of the room holding hands as they fest on a deers leg
Meanwhile....
Dimension location. Hell
Location Hell. Maximum. Prison. AKA H.M.P
Intergalactic government prison officer
Name Mr. wine aka Mr. beer aka lord of hate and prince of the eighth circuit of hell aka the son of the queen the universe.
Prisoner name joker of evil aka Mr. Wane jhang aka Zeus ex king of the Gods
Visual descriptions and crimes that Zeus committed against the dimensional nation of hell and universe#3543 and universe#344 also known as human earth and Greek mythology universe and threat level and security level for both Mr wine and Zeus
Zeus. Visual description: hair. Fire head lighting. Eyes. black holes Body. Marble but somehow has the ability to move. Crimes.1. Created unbalance when he let lady Aphrodite borrow the master pen that has ability to create and destroy beings and universes. This broke the law of equality of homer and also broke law344 sec 4 which states no god shall exchange their source of power for sexual, trade, emotional business of any sort punishment 10000 years in hell to torment the sex of the rule breaker. Crime 2. Let the new Aphrodite Kate Upton take over the earth and kingdom of gods without a fight he just had a sexual relationship with her than she cut off his penis So there is that thus repeatedly broke the law of equality twice punishment make Zeus into a vampire servant of one of the lords of hell specifically lord Death and threat level highly armed and dangerous and can kill a universe
How to control him. Lock him in Pandora’s box and lock the box inside the core of of the center of hell guarded by nightmares of Gods
Mr. wine visual description
Body. nuclear fire but has a form of a human male
Head. Black hole
Appears to be wearing a blue tuxedo with a red bowtie threat level don’t mess with him or make him angry has ability to destroy universes with a snapping his fingers and never ever call him teddy never that’s nickname only for his mother.
Integration taken over zoom
Room where Mr.beer is
Inside the suns core
A black room with a golden door
With a T.A.R.D.I.S capabilities
Zeus small room inside Pandora’s box with the same capabilities as Mr. beer
Integration record Number # 454
Recording begins now
Zeus: hi
Beer: hi now you know what this is about right? my lawyer sent you the accord
Zeus: yes sir
Beer: now the court of the eight circuit of hell dose not always let criminals justify and maybe change their sentence but for you send souls down here daily in the old days. So in gratitude we will allow this. For all the work you did for us but trust me when I say this the boss never gives mercy twice so choose your words very very carefully and if you get Scott free let this be wisdom and not punishment understand. Because the next time you break the law of equality you would wish that law never existed.
Are we at a understanding?
Zeus in a small wimpier: yes
Beer: please justify your actions to the court please ... now
Zeus: ok so uh where do I begin oh yes when I let Aphrodite borrow the master pen. Now that was a wonderful day until that point in the day where Aphrodite came in. So to those of you listening to this and haven’t visited my home here is best description of it now imagine a castle from old fairy tales if you read Cinderella you will get the basic idea but this castle is in the sky and made of marble now on with our tale so at dawn I cooked breakfast for Medusa (because I sleep with any women if they say yes.) anyways I was cooking Medusa and don’t worry I temporarily taken away her curse the antidote was in the breakfast so Athena wouldn’t notice a thing than after that there was arguing and screams of horror you know the usual after you give someone their curse. Than I sent Medusa back to her cave and led her to bed than I went back to home for lunch ate a subway sandwich and drunk a latte those things are good I tell you what wonderful things mortals create these you should try the Antonio club that would blow the most your tongue right out of your body and those attractive bombs what wonderful design of death oh I’m getting of track anyway I checked on all children half the world population that is lot kids I know but when you are a god you get bored so yeah After that I ran into Aphrodite ok I got stop here and let to you what a goddess Aphrodite looks like so you understand my position with my hormones so imagine the most prefect girl you ever created with your mind now multiply that by pi and you got Aphrodite now she said excuse me lord Zeus ( now never has she called me lord Zeus she is ultimately a teenager when it comes to respect your elders so I knew something was up.) I said yes Aphrodite what is this time? Aphrodite: well I would be so so happy if let me have the master pen please please please. ( now I definitely knew something was up) so I said: what are you going to with the master pen and what would you give for it. ( I was curious and wondering how desperate she was plus she is unreachable and the only woman that has never had a baby with me in a Zeus like behavior I listened like a fool) Aphrodite: a love potion that never wears off and me tomorrow night. She said point blank and I thought ohhhh that desperately than I asked her what is she going to use the pen she said experimenting with reality to infused a new power source for my love Maker because Cupid is marriage is not breaking up any time soon. I blinked many many times and confused and I said ok here you go and I gave her my pen and then later I thought I would regret that then when I heard she was killed and I had alarming thought dang I will miss Marylin Monroe
Let me explain you see the original Aphrodite was killed by Hellen of Troy for you see Aphrodite’s only weakness is that she can be killed by supermodels after the original death the curse carried one after one supermodel after another sometimes they are from the land of the dead sometimes and this rarely happens a living supermodel can kill her so being Aphrodite dose have its cost but also it has a ton of benefits so yeah. On with tale with that out the way I decide to find the killer and welcome her back to the home of the gods so I went down to earth which probably was the most stupid thing I ever di
So I went to New York and ran as fast I could to the news station it was 5 minutes before the F.V.V was in the air I looked at excepting to see the news of the death of old Aphrodite and the rise of the new one (this world’s population is basically demigods and monsters so they show strange stuff all the time. ) But what was on the screen five minutes later was scary as hades the words female vampire virus takes over the world was rolling at the bottom of the screen as I stared with pure terror and noticed five minutes ago the New York Times Square was filled with men with business suits after the warnings and pictures of male victims or what’s left of them. The square was empty... too empty and realized I was the only male in New York Times Square surrounded with women while that would be a thing of dreams.. um under these circumstances it was becoming a nightmare and all of the sudden a red mist went through the city and it smelt like roses or apples after the mist past then I realized something horrible all the women that were around me were barring wolf teeth and red hungry eyes and I thought crap I cannot change into my god form without saying my name and that would make me a a prize hunting target (now remember how I said how this world is mostly demigods yeah now imagine their powers become times a thousands powerful because they become vampires so one puny god vs thousands Of superJuiced blood hungry angry Man hating female demigod vampires who would win (me or them?)( definitely them.) So I did what a guy would do in that situation I ran like my life depends on it and only made it as far as Wall Street before they pounced and knock me out and then I blacked out I woke up inside the most prefect bedroom ever created and the bed was made of gold and then Kate Upton walked with her wolf head but supermodel body wife and they both talked as one. Kate: Hand over your crown of power Zeus NOW!
Zeus: sheesh you did not have to yell geez
And you what army?
Kate: this army. she should me video on her tv screen and what was shown was well if had a soul it would have just died. It was a massive army with Neo women and their monster forms I was scared and then I saw them destroy galaxies with bare hands and strange machines that I never thought could exist after that I just handed my crown without a wimpier and then I was teleported back on earth but as a vampire zombie obeying my wife master then they had destroyed the world and recreate it all around me I was in bubble I don’t want to know how it appeared but still what they created was well weird it was a extremely ultra feminine utopian planet and the city that use to be New York was now called wonder city and it was filled with massive space ports and massive temples made of Tartarus steel and marble basically indestructible
Then I was than I saw the news on the jumbo screen of the news building of what to be in times square the new one worldwide government ran by women and the first female president and last man captured all that news that ultra feminine societies liked and I realized the street was filled with female vampires wearing business suits talking on their phones with husbands wareing black tuxedos with white bow ties following their wives than I was teleported here now talking to you.
Beer: this the tale you go with
Zeus: yes
Beer: the judges will decide in a moment what you should get. sending transcript To judges NOW.
Zeus so?
Beer: considering your tale the judges made your sentence 245 years
Zeus: yeah!!
Beer: you will serve death and Davy Jones and a hundred years to be a servant to queen Kate Upton
Zeus: wait what?!??
Beer: good bye Zeus
Zeus: wait wait wait BOOM
Hell’s main Computer: killed Zeus glitch glitch
Beer: yes ok now I can BOOM
Hell’s main Computer: destroyed beer malfunction malfunction now destroying all male souls warning systems hacked warning
END OF TYPE
Kate: that was fun wasn’t dear
Sunshine: yes it was yes
Kate: now let’s destroy all of the men in the multiverses
Sunshine: as you wish my love
Meanwhile in other part of the underworld 1000 years later
(Godzilla can put all the world governments under his foot and crush them into ash and he can make the most powerful demons bow before him and obey his laws of his world but he is always afraid of one person that can destroy his soul and can throw him into the deepest pits of hell. His wife the queen of death and hell. She is so massive that she can put the multiverse in the palm of her hand. Her head is the dimension of hell. Her legs are the deeps pits of Tartarus. Her feet is made of demon’s souls. Her brain is made of organic computers from the darkest dimensions of the antimatter multiverse. Her human form is this- her head is made of all the nightmares of mankind. Her body is made of souls of monsters and she is the nightmare of men. Her ability’s are 1. She is the mother of fear so she make any nightmares come true. 2. She can destroy the universe with a clap of her hand. 3.She can make any fictional monsters come to life. 4. She can also eat souls because she also the sister of death and hell and Tartarus. 5. She is the grand aunt of all demons and monsters so they will come to her call and aid her or become her personal army. 6. Also she as the ability to change into any woman she wants fictional or non fictional also she is insanity so she has the ability’s of joker, Deadpool, lady death all rolled in one.
Her name is she who must not be angered. AkA goddess of hell AKA mother of all kaju AKA chaos AKA the great darkness. AKA Ezra of wrath to shorten the name is basically Ezra her human name is Ezra but never ever call her that. It’s only for her husband to use. Her home is in the the furthest deepest pit of hell. Her home is a massive skyscraper as tall as Godzilla when he is in his monster form an the outside instead of glass it’s made of solid nightmares. The only thing that remains constant on the outside is two human sized doors made bloodstone exactly what it sounds like solid stone blood forge in the fires of the dammed and on the inside it’s the T.R.A.D.I.S.(which stands for time relative and dimension in space look up doctor who and his blue police box.) Now at the moment she is in a bedroom which would looks like the most prefect bedroom a bedroom that would only exist in your dreams or nightmares depending on her mood. Right now she is happy so imagine your dream bedroom now times that by pie. Now Godzilla just walked in their room in his human form which is a head of tiger and body of your dream man. He is wearing a black business suit and and red bow tie made of demon flesh. ( note he has the same ability’s as her but he must ask her before he uses her monster army.) it’s hard to say what she is wearing because she is constantly shifting but she always wears her wedding dress made of human skulls and monster’s skins but besides that not much else I can give.) page from Harrison’s creation book
Godzilla: Hi wife how is it doing down here while I was away destroying Tokyo Japan.
Wife: it’s ok. satan is crying because I took away his pitchfork
Godzilla: really??! what happened?
Wife: he was trying to get a wife to start the end of time again for 300000 time in a row
Godzilla: oh so you had a bad day did you?
Wife: yeah how was yours teddy beer ( note never call Godzilla teddy beer only his wife call him that if any demon, monster, human did that he would kill all your family, home nation, and he will personally torture your soul for 45 million years than he would erase you.) Godzilla: Good Gosh Harrison let us talk sheesh
Harrison: sorry I will keep quiet
Godzilla: good or else I will come to your dimension and personally destroy you! Got it!
Harrison: understood father.
Godzilla: now wife before Harrison greatly intruded in our conversation where we?
Wife: Me having a bad day.
Godzilla: right
Wife: so after the dramatic events of this morning I went to work out and talked to our grand daughter Medusa and her sisters and some of her friends so that was nice.
Godzilla: why were they in the underworld gym did that stupid son of Neptune kill her again I swear if he was not my great great grandson I would have destroyed him by now but he is pushing it.
Wife: no no they are fine they were just visiting she just needed to let her snakes out without turning someone into stone every time she made eye contact her powers can turn off down here but jeez Athena has some twisted dark jokes but I’m learning something happening above the surface
Godzilla: ehhh do tell it’s been long time since I was this form so I barely get to here gossip because I’m trying to restore the kingdom above you know the kid we brought home from Saturn?
Wife: yes he is a sweet child but troubled mind what did he do this time?
Godzilla: turns out he is a three headed dragon that has ability to create storms and he was trying to wipe out human race again I sent him to his room and took away his Xbox and gave him a Bible to read it will do him some good.
Wife: you had to blow him up again did you?
Godzilla: uh yes it was the lazy road but wanted done quickly before they realized he was our son.
Wife: HENRY ROSE GODZILLA WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SENDING OUR SWEET CHILDREN BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD BY BLOWING THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry: sorry sweetie I won’t don’t it again.
Wife: right now let me tell you the rumors I heard so there is army coming from the earth 4643 again and try to blow up humans off the earth
Godzilla just great just great some of our children are human kaju and they have no idea about anything about themselves great now I have to give them the bad news jeez I just come down our baby lady earth back to sleep ( groaning and then Henry sighs) well got to wake her up again for the millionth time. What earth is this again?
Wife: Harrison’s project
Henry: which one?
Wife:( sighs) the one with the vampire female demigods
Henry: Jazz lord we need to wake both Tartarus and lady earth we are going to have everything we got just to turn them away sheesh.
Wife: well....
BOOM BOOM
Hell’s computer: warning foes are destroying outer defenses warning get to your safety bunkers warning most of hell is going down in flames main city is falling to enemy weapons
Warning NEO women are on home grounds glitch glitch defenses destroyed warning queen Kate Upton daughter of hades coming to front door
Ding dong
Hello grandma, grandpa I know you guys are in there come out quickly and without weapons and don’t even think about turning off your human forms your surrounded with NEO women and female vampire demigods who by the way who are carrying the new star destroyer plasma rail gun so come out or I will destroy you actually yeah I’m just going to kill you now
Godzilla: wait wait!!!
BOOM
Then the underworld was in ruins and Kate Upton became new goddess of the whole universe
Kate: ok Harrison you are next HA haha you can run but never can you hide
Harrison: oh sh.. BOOM
Underworld computer: Harrison’s ghost destroyed. the source of the single is on earth 23045 would you like map my master?
Kate: no I know where that is come on Lucifer let’s kill our maker ha ha ha she teleported away into her Death Star while feasting on satan’s skull and I’m in deep trouble Harrison thought well at least BOOM Kate: hi Harrison
Harrison: oh crap... BOOM
Kate: argh it’s freakin robot computer where is he!!!
Computer: locking on target he is at earth 16
Kate: that’s going to take a lot fuel ok let’s go and you Harrison’s fake robot. I’m going to trophy your head in my safe room and she teleported into her Death Star to travel to other side the universe.
1000 years later and in a different universe
It was the year 2097 in the the earth 344675764554666 and hades was driving right to the human world with his Death Star to wipe out the empire of feminist vampire demigods but why you ask let’s rewind time to ten years ago or ten years ahead ( note time travel is messy.) ten years ago or ahead (depending what timeline you are from.) any way will just say ten years ago ( yes ten years ago I will fight you.) in the depths of the underworld inside the black tartan stone castle. Hades was having a horrible Monday morning at this time he was or will be sitting in his thrown room ( note everything is going to be present tense now.) now this earth’s hades is a nerd scientist and has a war lord complex but sides that he is like the your normal lord of dead. (Note for his description. Just think of the Disney version but instead of a black Greek toga he was wearing a black college professor suit with a bat as his bow tie.) ( also to note inside the his castle it’s exactly like doctor who’s TARDIS right now his throne room is the USS enterprise control room he is sitting in the captain’s chair drinking a cherry Dr Pepper in golden cup and currently on the screen is the underworld prison camera footage or UPCF tv channel he was watching the poor attempts of tantalus trying to drink the lake water then queen of the underworld the goddess Styx the goddess of the river Styx which separates the lands of the living and dead and mother of all monsters. ( note what she looks like is basically this she is wearing a black wedding dress with out with the vail in its place is a crown of dragon bones stronger than steel mind you. Her body is solid lava and her head is a dragons and her hair is the water of styx.) anyway when she came to him with a angry look on her face. He knew he was going to have a very very bad day
Hades: what is it my dear... this time
Styx: our daughter Kate showed up to the gates to day
Hades: I know I saw it on the tv camera what was her threat today
Styx with a tear in eyes said with sorrow: she is going to kill all our children in multiverse
Hades: don’t worry I already got them safe in their rooms.
Styx: do they know?
Hades: not everything they know they are our children but not about Kate.
Styx: why did we banish her from land of the dead.
Hades: she was trying to force her monster brothers and sisters to be her army to conquer the other earths
Styx: she is probably going to visit her grandma Ezra to try to convince her to join her or probably kill her grandparents.
Hades: that is probably true WTF she killed my GUARD DOG
Styx: she is at our front door isn’t she.
Hades: crap she has her FVD army with her!!
Styx: HER WHAT!!!
Hades: feminist vampire demigods army.
Styx: what is that? a gun?!??
Hades: oh no not the nuclear powered sun destroyer rail gun AKA THE NPSDRG. My creation she dares to try to destroy us with my creation oh no not today!
Hades pressed several different buttons on his captain chair the underworld became a Death Star as big as Jupiter and he left earth at a hyperspace jump then he teleported all the monsters into the cargo bay
Then he teleported Kate and her army back to her world but without his NPSDRG guns ( side note I do not know why he just did not kill her on the spot but I have a feeling that he has father protection for her so yeah is one character flaw might be his doom HADES: you know I can hear you right son
Harrison: uhh no this is not the Jedi you are looking for
Hades: keep quiet I’m driving here
Harrison in a small voice: ok
Hades: ok storm trooper monsters or STM army time to suit up we are going to destroy the demigod empire of earth 2433 it might be a bloody war but what could go wrong
20 years later after the war of monsters and demigods (or as the history books called it the 34th earth war.) hades looked around at the wreckage of his Death Star and the boneyards of his monster offsprings then he looked pleadingly at his daughter Kate upton who is pointing a black hole powered god destroyer blaster to his head
Hades: please find it in your heart to spare me I will give my crown of power but please let me live I’m freakin father for Pete sake
Kate with fire in her eyes with blood pouring out her eyes should thought about that before you killed my son my only son with freakin cancer!!!
Hades: look look I can bring him back ok just....
Kate: NO!!with you gone my son will stay alive forever with me safe in my warm embrace.
Hades: look....
BOOM CRASH BOOM
Then like that hades was gone and his place was his crown of power it was black and made of hydra skin. Kate smiled and said in a mother’s voice: come son come to me. In a bright flash Alex appeared he is half monster half human his other mother was Medusa so he has snakes for hair the ability to turn people into stone and dragon skin and black eyes and walked to his monster mother and hugged her and then they teleported away in her grandmother’s Death Star which was about the size of the sun and it was black as night and they went away from this war torn world and started to explore the universe.
The end maybe....
Ten years later Kate wanted a new law for her universe and she knew only one man that can do it problem was he is in hell and he is the husband of satan or wife depending on his mood and he was the demon lord of marriage and women’s wrath and his name was Harrison t. Rose. He looked human enough except for black hole for eyes and fire for skin being the human form of hell took a lot work and the goddess of the universe asked him to write the law of the land and he did this is what he wrote
(The new ultimate extreme feminist version of the U.S constitution AKA my answer to the problems of sexism specifically sexist men AKA the wrath of a woman’s broken heart AKA MY WRATH AGAINST MEN AKA My understanding of love and marriage and my political voice AKA my ten years of the scientific research of marriage, understanding women specifically the feminist movement and human relationships
By Harrison T. Rose
Section one the VOWS
I Harrison Thomas Rose will Vow and protect all women from the wrath of men and when I get a girlfriend/ wife/ husband I will forever honor the rules and regulations of this contract and when I die and go to hell or heaven I shall become one with this agreement and destroy/ throw the males into the lake of fire and suffering that break any rules or regulations of this agreement of love and devotion and the male is the slave/ pet Godzilla and the wife is the master/ queen of Hell. She must be obeyed at all times and the husband shall protect and serve his wife and please her sexual desires with all his soul and he will destroy her foes and she can have as many marriages as she wants. The husband can never divorce her only she can divorce him. and to note to non straight readers if you are the female of the relationship you are the master/ queen of hell if you are the male you are the Godzilla
Love Harrison T. Rose the demon of the wife’s wrath also lord of love and marriage
Ps. If you girls have any friends that want to date me please please tell me and let me know that’s all I ask sincerely your uncle Ursula
Women have rights of goddess
And they shall be forever be feared and respected.
Males have the rights of the 18 century wife
Which means they can be bought.
They have no say in marriage.
They have no say in sex.
They rise the children while the wife works.
They make the food.
They take care of the house.
They can not buy property for they are property.
They can not do anything without the wives ok.
The only male right they have left is to protect the lady.
1.Wife signs here if she likes the terms and conditions of this contract.
1.wife_________________________________
2. Wife signs here if she wants equality for her and her husband but only the wife can sign if the husband tries to forge her name his soul will be mine for forever.
3. 2. Wife _____________________________
4. Husband signs here to save his soul from satan’s grasps and my fury
5. 3. Husband____________________________
Proverbs Section two wisdom
The proverbs of Solomon son of David king of Israel: For attaining wisdom and discipline; for understanding words of insight; for acquiring a disciplined and prudent life, doing right and what is fair; for giving prudence to the simple, knowledge and discretion to the young— let the wise listen and add to their learning, and let the discerning get guidance— for understanding proverbs and parables the sayings and riddles of wise. The fear of the lord is the beginning of knowledge but fools despise wisdom and discipline.
Listen my son to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They will be a garland to grace your head and a chain around your neck. My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them. If they say, “Come along with us; let’s lie and wait for someone’s blood let’s waylay some harmless soul; let’s swallow them alive, like the grave and whole, like those who go down to the pit; we will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with plunder; throw your lot with us and we will share a common purse.” My son do not go along with them, do not set foot on their paths; for their feet rush into sin, they are swift to shed blood. How useless to spread a net in front of all the birds! These men lie in wait for their own blood; they waylay only themselves! Such is the end of all who go after ill gotten gain; it takes away the lives of those who get it. Wisdom calls aloud in the street, she rises her voice in the public squares; at the head of the noisy streets she cries out, in the gateways of city she makes her speech “ how long will you simple ones love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge? If you respond to my rebuke, I would have poured out my heart to you and made my thoughts known to you. But still since you rejected me when I called and no one gave heed when I stretched out my hand, since you ignored all my advice and would not accept my rebuke, I in turn will laugh at your disaster; I will mock when calamity overtakes you,
When calamity overtakes you like a storm, when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind, when distress and trouble overwhelm you. Then they will call me but I will not answer; they will look for me and not find me. Since they hated knowledge and did not choose to fear the Lord, since they would not accept my advice and spurned my rebuke, they will eat the fruit of their ways and be filled with the fruit of their schemes. For waywardness of the simple will kill them, and complacency of fools will destroy them; but whoever listens to me will live in safety and at ease without fear of harm.” My son, if you accept my words and store up my commands within you, turning your ears to wisdom and applying your heart to understanding, and if you call out for insight and cry aloud for understanding, and if you look for it as for silver and search for it as for hidden treasure, then you will understand the fear of the Lord and find the knowledge of God. For the lord gives wisdom, and from his mouth come knowledge and understanding. He holds victory in store for the upright, he is a shield to those whose walk is blameless, for he guards the course of the just and always protects the way of his faithful ones. Then you would understand what is right and just and fair— every good path.
For wisdom will enter your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul. Discretion will protect you always and understanding will guard you. Wisdom will save you from the ways of wicked men, from men whose words are perverse, who leave the straight paths to walk in dark ways, who delight in doing wrong and rejoice in the perverseness of evil, whose paths are crooked and who are devious in their ways. It will save you from the adulteress, from the wayward wife with her seductive words, who has left the partner of her youth and ignored the covenant she made before God. For her house leads down to death and her paths to the spirits of the dead. None who go to her return or attain the paths of life. Thus you will walk in the ways of good men and keep to the paths of the righteous. For the upright will live in the land and the blameless will remain in it; but the wicked will be cut off from the land, and the unfaithful will be torn from it. My son do not forget my teaching, but keep my commands in your heart, for they will prolong your life many years and bring you prosperity. Let love and faithfulness never leave you; bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart. Then you will favor and a good name in the sight of God and man. Trust in the lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight. Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the lord and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones. Honor the Lord with your wealth, with first fruits of all your crops then your barns will be overflowing, and your vats will brim over with new wine. My son do not despise the Lord’s discipline and do not resent his rebuke, because the Lord disciplines those he loves, as a father the son he delights in. Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding, for she is more profitable than silver and yields better returns than gold. She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her. Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor. Her ways are pleasant ways, and all her paths are peace. She is the tree of life to those who embrace her; those who lay hold of her will be blessed. By wisdom the Lord laid the earth’s foundations, by understanding he set the heavens in place; by his knowledge the deeps were divided, and the clouds drop the dew.
Section three: explanations
A gift for your daughters
Introduction
My marriage contract also known as supernatural soul destroyer for you see how it works since I infused the Ten Commandments and 1 Corinthians 13: 4-8 , all of proverbs and half my soul is this all a abused or hurt wife or girlfriend has to do to secure the stupid husband or boyfriend that hurt her is to write the husband or boyfriend name on the dotted line than the husband/ boyfriend souls will bound to their soul than if the husband/ boyfriend disobeys the contract their soul will be dammed see section8 to see what happens if your wondering and they will also break Gods law if they disagree or burn this contract since I put the Ten Commandments in here it will be like the from the India jones movie when they opened the ark the same shall happen to the husband/boyfriend to unbound from this contract the girl only can erase the name it if the husband tries to erase his name immediately his soul will be sent to hell and while he is alive he can never love again also to note this is took ten years of prayers and research of love and human marriage and also art expression of the death of man dominating world and the rise of a women dominating world if you don’t want my creations to cause trouble then print and burn it and only than it would be safe may god bless you and may all women rule the world
Section 4 poems
Like a ship without its captain
I will be lost in the seas of fire and doom without you on my side
With you I feel the bright stars of galaxy
As they watch as we run to the end of time
We are lovers of death and war
May we never turn to the devils hand
For we are demons of the imagination
We turn dust into gold and flesh into bone
May we feel never alone fo it’s time to past and time to destroy all of the human race
For we are lovers of time
And no one can separate us not even death for all time we will bound together and nothing will stop us from love
What is a woman worth? Is she worth more than the brightest star in the sky ? No she is worth more than every star in the known universe. Her eyes can see my soul and the depths of my mind. Her voice echoes through every man’s dreams. Her kiss is soft as breeze in the shining days of spring. Her touch is powerful as the sun and gentle as a pillow made of bird feathers. Her mind is far superior than every single mind put together. For she is the goddess that we all dream of but could never touch. We are your humble husband my dear may we forever serve you and please you for all time until we die in each other’s gentle embrace. May we live forever in peace and equality and in bless. For I’m yours for all time In this world and The next one
In every Dimension I search I can never find you. My wife is the rarest creation in the multiverse. My heart will never be the same without you. I will find you one day never again shall I lose you. Your eyes are filled with storms of wisdom. You have body of the goddess Aphrodite. Your hair is as blue as the Pacific Ocean. Your hands can crush mountains. Your feet are as strong as the military of nations of the world. Your legs can run as fast as a cheetah. Your skin is as white as the moon of the darkest night. When I find you I will set a fest that is known as the dinner of the old gods. I will make wedding as rich as gold and big like the titanic. For you my dear you are worth a million souls in the kingdoms above. Nothing will stop me searching for you. I shall break the devils head for you. I shall steal the scythe of death for you. For you are my soul. I will never stop looking for you. Oh what is this? I see you now. I hug you and you wipe my tears of my face. I at last have found you I say I found you. You will say yes you found me do you love me still my sweet? Then at last I can say yes I will love you for all time until we die and may our souls be forever together. You will say yes let’s go home and I will say yes with you anywhere is home . Than we will hold hands and walk together into the rising moon.
Section 5
Dear readers
Boyfriend or husband signs here to bound his soul to his bride for all time even after death if he breaks the rules of these vows of love and laws God please read section punishment rules if he does sign after reading the rules and breaks them on his actions may God give mercy and may satan weep for after my Soul is done with him he would wish to burn in hell for all time compared to this author’s wrath now read carefully male readers your soul depends on it hopefully not your nightmare of your soul
Harrison Thomas Rose
Boyfriend _______________________________________
Law of love section 6:
1 no harm shall come from my hand or anyone else for I am your enteral defender
2. I should always say sorry first
3. Man should be slave to women and women should always be queens
4. I will do anything the wife says
5. I will always listen to my wife or girlfriend
6. I will always be patient
7. I will always be kind
8. I will never be envious
9. I will never boast
10. I will never have selfish pride
11. I will never dishonor others
12. I will not be self seeking
13. I will never be angry at you
14. I will never keep a record of wrongs
15. I will never delight in evil
16. I will always rejoice in the truth
17. I will always protect you
18. I will always trust you
19. I will be forever be hopeful
20. I will always persevere
21. My love will never fail you
22. I will never worship anyone else except my lord god and my wife/ girlfriend
23. I will never make idols
24. I will honor my parents
25. I will not murder
26. I will never commit adultery
27. I will never steal
28. I will never lie
29. I will never be envy what other people have
30. The wife is the helper or in other words the head and heart of the family and the husband is the humble visionary to which he along with his wife shall protect and provide and he shall serve his wife and family. He is not the head. He is not the leader. He is the only the provider and server. He shall never have an large ego. He shall never hurt, insult , or power over the wife . For he is only the servant to the lord and his wife. He shall only please his wife in every way obey her every lustrous desire and righteous commends.
Section7: guidelines for love
Lady rules: show your light side. Then let them have it when you get to know them more. Always try to be kind, even when that person is being a dunce (if they hit a certain key or place. Let them have it.) Always try to speak up for yourself and it’s okay to be blunt sometimes. Unless you’re the type that always speaks their mind and is blunt. Good job 👍 Than the have your partner under control feel their ego up and love people for who they are and not who you want them to be. Never ever let them control you and never make them something they are not. Do use protection.
Boyfriend and or partner guidelines
Do not say I love you on the first date. Wait a couple months.
If you encounter any uncomfortable situations. For example: lingerie stores or any other uncomfortable stores that is uncomfortable for you or your partner. Ask your partner if you can wait outside or do something else while they are shopping.
Be kind, try to be patient, speak the truth always no matter what. Build trust. You will have to wait for them to get used to you to be comfortable with you before Intimacy. Never ever get angry at her or hit her or harm her in anyway or fashion.
Never forget the anniversary, birthday, never be late for the births or adaptation days. when your fighting say a funny word in middle of the argument so you and your spouse can talk calmly
section8: Punishments rules:
If I disagree or disobey the following Will happen
1. I will die immediately and go straight to hell
2. In hell I will become a woman and give birth to trillions of babies
3. I will go through every single pain that every woman has ever gone through emotional, physically, spiritually
4. I will be forever a slave to every single woman that ever existed in pain and in sorrow
5. If I marry a 2nd wife and I left my first wife my first child of my 2nd wife shall die a horrible death by my first child from my first wife.
6. If I kill my wife then marry a 2nd or more wives than all my children from my 2nd wife and onward shall perish
7. If I had child out of wedlock before my first wife I shall die before my first kiss with my first and only wife
8. I shall burn in hell for 27 years then I shall live through every war humanity has ever and will fight than at the end of time I shall never die be forever fighting the last war of time
9. Than even after that after two thousands years if I still have not learned my lesson I shall cease to exist and become every single woman ever and will be in existence for all Time in this dimensional space time and in the next
10. If I still haven’t learned my lesson after all this I shall be ceased from existence forever to never be born again in this life and the next
11. If some how if I escaped punishment rule 10 and I am reborn in a alternate universe than I shall become every woman ever made, created ,born in the multiverses and live through every single painful moment of womankind existence than when its Time for the multiverse to die than I will die and hunt this contract forever and unleash these punishments on upon every male that signs this contract and breaks one or multiple rules and they will regret ever being born and their torments will never stop
Boyfriend signs here to agreement of understanding to the punishments and rules
Boyfriend___________________________)
It put a smile on Kate’s face after she finished reading it but as she turned around to thank him she noticed that he was holding a god destroyer to her head then a human blink later she was dead then he killed his husband and become the God of creation than he decided to hunt down his father ( note that father is me the writer of this story and I’m not typing this with my will but a force much more powerful than me is making me to make my monsters real PS it will only take 45 years to reach our universe so I will take this time to leave this universe and run) and he is hungry for humanity so I say RUN!!! Because once he comes it’s the end of time.☠️) and Harrison smiles for what he created was evil a gift for the devil.
