{{ contest.story_page_sticky_bar_text }} Be the first to recommend this story.
Get Free Copy

100 free copies left

This novel is limited to 100 free copies due to its part in Inkitt’s Novel Contest.

0
Free copy left
You can read our best books
Nylffn would love your feedback! Got a few minutes to write a review?
Write a Review

I Feel Pretty

By Nylffn

Humor

I Feel Pretty

Draco looked into his mirror, and gazed into his own eyes. His hair was dripping from his shower, and he was only wearing a towel. He broke the intense gaze to glance from one side to the other, making sure no one was there. Then he turned back to his reflection. His eyes fluttered shut and he took a deep breath, and then cast a silencing charm around the bathroom.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!" he sang loudly. He grabbed a bottle of hair spray and held it up to his mouth like a muggle microphone.

"And I pity any boy who isn't me today!" A snicker came from the other side of the perfect's bathroom. Draco stopped and looked to where the sound came from. When he saw nothing he turned back to the mirror and sighed. Then he resumed.

"I feel charming. Oh so charming. It's alarming how charming I feel!" Draco did a turn with his arms spread wide. "And so pretty, that I hardly can believe that I'm real!" He turned back to the mirror and ducked to the side before stepping back to look at himself.

"See the pretty man in the mirror there. Who can attractive man be?" He did another turn and laughed. "Such a pretty face, such a pretty suit, such a pretty face, such a pretty me!" he stopped spinning when that verse came to an end. Then he looked into the mirror which was behind him previously. He brought his hand up to his chin and looked to the side.

"I feel stunning, and entrancing. I feel like running and dancing for joy!" He did a jump into the air. "For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful –" He stopped moving and singing.

"I can't say that, he's a right annoying bastard… Curse you Harry Potter for ruining my perfect song!" he coughed, covering up a muffled scoff, which he missed too deep in his thoughts.

"Well continuing from the part after the annoying girls talk like they know anything about Maria," he said calmly.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Like the city should give me its key!" Here he bowed to the mirror with his hand held out as if accepting something.

"A committee should be organized to honor me," he told the mirror with a superior look. "Not that I don't already have one. No one can resist my charms."

"I feel dizzy, I feel sunny. I feel fizzy and funny and fine!" He ran a hand through his still wet hair, and looked seductively at the mirror.

"And so pretty, Miss America can just resign." He laughed to himself. "See the pretty boy in that mirror there. Who can that attractive boy be? Such a pretty face, such a pretty suit, such a pretty smile, such a pretty me!" he made another turn, and once again heard muffled snickers from the other side of the bathroom. This time he was sure he wasn't imagining it, even if there was nothing there. Then a thought came to his mind. He slid down the sink and put his face in his hands with a groan.

"How the hell did you get in here Potter?"

~X~X~X~~X~X~X~

Hey! What did you guys think? It's my fist published piece of fanfiction on this site, and I would like to know how I did. I found this picture online and simply couldn't help myself, I had to write this. I have no idea who drew the picture though... Please leave a review. Thank you.

~Nylffn

Write a Review Did you enjoy my story? Please let me know what you think by leaving a review! Thanks, Nylffn
Continue Reading
Further Recommendations

Karl12: This story is written in a fun, amusing way, which caught my attention from the very beginning. This, so to speak, “free” style of writing is something I really enjoyed. It gives a great flow to the story, makes it interesting, easy to read and keeps it dynamic. I loved that both Nate’s and Laney...

AASTHA SHARMA: really...one of the best novel i've ever read...a very touching story....really loved it...thanks for writing such a masterpeice...the struggle of the narrator but still remaining satisfied is the thing that i liked the most...another nice thing is the concept of talking with god...in short i wou...

nakhvavaishu: just loved it...u cant put this book down once u start reading...from the very first page it is an emotional rollercoaster....the way author has described the undescribable😉 chemistry between our very own jay n aqueela its just way tooo awesome...i just felt the love n mischievious bonding betwee...

JulieJeanette: I'm only on chapter nine, but so far I am loving this story!. I am on pins and needles hoping that they find good men in their lives by the end. I am American and so the British tone and lingo ('knickers,' 'sod it' ) of the book is very appealing. I had to find out how much '12 stone' was by goog...

tinaasante871: once again you've blown me away... it was a fantastic book you almost got me there when I thought Tori will be together with Jocy but I said a silent Thank you Lord when she realised that it was Izzy all along... fantastic book I hope u keep on writing more cause I be following you... your number...

mcase: I really enjoyed this story. Felt drawn to Cami as a genuine person. Great characters with funny honest perspective. Many subplots made this continually interesting. I was never bored and thought the overall plot was intriguing. I do wish that some elements had been excluded, such as some extrane...

Taryn Odoms: this is a vey good book so far i came from wattpad and I'm thankful that you showed me this site.the thing says my reveiw is to short but I don't know what else to write but that this book is so good.👌😂👌😂😂😂😂😂👌😂😂😂👌👉👌👌👌👌👌👌❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Rebeccaseal: This was an almost perfect story that I would recommend to anyone. The only thing I would work on is painting a more realistic picture of Haiathiel. Somehow the environment seemed limited, and the land itself a bit unfinished. This can be solved simply by added descriptions to people and places. ...

Mark Morris: Just back from a week in Dublin and finished this story in 2 days - very entertaining and an easy, fun read. The plot keeps moving and the various scenarios - divorce, ex husband, job, lovers maintains interest.Hope to read part 2 soon as possible, back in Australia. Well done aiofe 👍

More Recommendations

Tavis Ryan King: "What Happened to Charlie Carmine" is a fabulous mo-gee-toe cocktail fuelled midget orgy of psychology, fantasy and sarcasm. I laughed out loud when reading this novel so many times it made the London commuters I shared space with look at me with curious disdain - and I did not care.The protagoni...

Alex Rushmer: I just want to say that the writing in this is amazing! I read the first couple chapters and was absolutely drawn in by it, The way you use first person in this story is extremely engaging and does wonders with your character development. I immediately had a picture of the characters and plotline...

gilbertgg: Not a bad book, but the editing needs to be stepped up a bit. The plot seems to work and kept me entertained, though.

About Us:

Inkitt is the world’s first reader-powered book publisher, offering an online community for talented authors and book lovers. Write captivating stories, read enchanting novels, and we’ll publish the books you love the most based on crowd wisdom.