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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DUDE !

By Mandalore19

Scifi / Humor

Chapter 1

A/N: Hey everyone, this will be a remake of the RvB story here. For someone reason, it's all weird now, not sure why, but it's gone like that now. So anyway, enjoy.


"Hmmm, how the hell we'll gonna to piss him off?" Thought Grif as he and the rest of the Reds try to piss off Church, just to make him shot his red laser at the hole in the wall. So far, nothing working. "Wait that's it!"

Grif quickly got in front of Church. "Hey you, dumbass!" Church looked at him, quite annoyed. "oh what now you moron?" Grif grinned under his helmet and quickly replay him.

"Hey guess what? When you died, I stole all your wallet and spend all the money on chips and bear!" Church really got piss off. "WHAT! Why the hell would you do that!?" Simmons looked at Grif, "Grif, what the fuck are you doing?!" Grif didn't pay attention to him and just kept on what he was doing. "And you know what else? Simmons hacked your bank account and took all the money there and spend it on a 10 screen TV with cable!"

"WHAT! Why you bastard!" Church now really piss off, his eye almost red. Sarge now looked surprise, "wait, is that where all that money went? Grif you dirtbag! we were gonna use it to get better gear!" Sarge now angered that Grif spend the money on that, but Grif just kept on going, not paying mind to Sarge.

"But that's not all, Sarge here cooked your body and ate it! and gave your balls to a dog!" Sarge now actually looked really surprised. "Grif! that was top secret! were you spying on me and Killer you orange turd!?" Church turned his eyeball to Sarge.

"WHAT! YOU ATE ME! AND GAVE MY BALLS TO A DOG! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Not one bit did Sarge looked ashamed, in fact. He looked like he was grinning under his helmet.

"Of course I did blue dirtbag, by the way do you have any balls on ya? Killer get's angry when he doesn't have any of that?" Simmons looked quite disgusted, "wait what? don't you think that's disgusting and disturbing sir?" Sarge took a moment to think.

"... Nope." Simmons looked quite disturbed. But now Grif took over the talk here. "But that's not the worst part." Church in lighting speed, got up in Grif's face. "HOW CAN IT GET WORST! YOU STOLE ALL MY MONEY AND SPEND IT ON JUNK!" Then looked to Sarge. "AND HE ATE ME AND GAVE MY BALLS TO A DOG! HOW CAN IT GET WORST!?" Yelled Church as his eye almost red. Grif then brought the final blow that will set Church off.

"See that guy right there?" Said Grif as he pointed to Wash, who with Meta were getting very close now. "He slept with your girlfriend, mother, and your sister." Church now his eye red. "WHAT! OH THAT"S IT!"

Church now flew out the hole, but not before giving out a warning to the Reds. "But after dealing with that jackass! I'm coming back to kick your asses!" And flew out.

We now turn to Wash and Meta, who are now currently racing to get the Reds. However now Church now came out of the hole, got up right up in Wash's face. "HEY DIPSHIT! IS IT TRUE YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER, GIRLFRIEND, AND MY SISTER!?"

Yelled a very very very piss off Church. Wash quickly took a step back in shock. "wait what? no I would never do that! come on Meta, tell him!" Wash hoping Meta will back him up here, however Meta just growl little, Wash now looking quite angry. "what! no I don't have a thing for flying eyeballs!" Then looked to Church. "look, I didn't do that, you must be mistaken." Church just glared at him. "NO WAY I"M NOT GONNA BELIEVE YOU! EAT LASER!" The eye now ready to fire.

Wash quickly looked to Meta. "META! RUN!" Both Wash and Meta jumped out of the way, dodging the laser.

Now we look to the Reds. Simmons looked quite shock. "Grif, what the hell did you got that idea?" Grif just grinned. "Saw it on a movie once, now let's get the fuck out of here, before he comes back." Now Grif dashing for the warthog. Both Simmons and Sarge looked each other, and quickly follow Grif.

A/N: Well hope you guys enjoyed that, anyway review please. Till the next time

PAR KOTE BAL IJAAT BE MAND'ALOR!

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