Guts Man the Idiot
Even though Rock should have felt afraid of the colossus standing before him, he really wasn't.
When he fought Bomb Man, all he really had to do was dodge the bombs and blast him away.
Guts Man was huge, but he probably didn't have a ranged attack, ans sooner or later, Rock would get through that thick armor and tear him apart.
"You? Kill me?" Rock laughed it off, as long as the other Masters weren't here, he knew he was fine. "What could you possibly do to hurt me? Your not fast enough in the slightest!"
Guts Man responded with,
laughter of his own?
"EHEEEHHEEEEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHAAHHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!" His laughed bounced off the wall, so repeatedly as the echo began to morph into a insane cackle, throwing Rock off quite a bit.
Oh no Rock, I think I'm in for a doosy of a time.
"IS THAT ALL THAT YOU THINK I AM? A BIG, STUPID, RECKLESS MECHANICAL MACHINE? " Guts yelled.
"yes..." Rock said, a little more weaker than what he wanted.
"WELL HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU! HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU THE WORKS!?"
With a maniacal grin, Guts Man bent down and flattened his palm against the ground.
"So, your plan is beat me with aerobics? Your not the Wii Fit Trainer, what else you got?"
"Your free to attack me if you want." Guts Man responded.
Rock thought about it... I think I'll let shluck! him make the first move...
what was that?
Rock focus back on Guts Man. The Robot Master was still in the same position. Focused, but not straining, on whatever shluck! the hell he was doing... not him.
Okay I know I am hearing something, is that Rush? That's not Cossack convulsing and dying...
OKAY WHAT IS THAT FRICKEN SOUND I KNOW ITS NOT GOOD!
He was looking far back to see if maybe Guts Man had laced the room with hidden Mets or some other trap.
No, lets get back to the main attraction.
Guts Man had swollen up.
Guts Man had SWOLLEN UP!
Every bit of his body had been puffed up like a balloon. His frame seemed to be bursting at the seams. His muscular, tight chest had given way to a massive belly, like he was expecting to give birth any day now.
HOW THE HELL DID HE GO FROM FRANKENSTEIN'S ROBOT TO BOMB MAN 10.0? WHAT DID THAT SUCKING SOUND HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
Wait... Rock recalled what information on Guts Man he did have. Guts Man was originally designed for land reclamation and construction.
that sound, Guts Man getting bigger, land reclamation and construction...
no fricken way!
NO WAY IN HELL DID HE DO WHAT I AM THINKING HE'S DONE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE...
Half trembling, Rock looked down.
The once even floor had become ever so slightly sloped, becoming more noticeable with every inch towards the Robot Master.
So his power is...
"THAT'S RIGHT MEGA BRAT!" Guts Man yelled, feel ever so satisfied at his look of shock and terror. "I CAN ABSORB MATERIALS IN THE GROUND!"
He stood back up, looking like a giant. His hands left distinct craters in the ground.
Rock noticed how slow he was and how he wobbled bit getting up...
An even slower target. Nothing to worry about.
"BUT LOOK!" Guts Man wasn't finished. "HERE'S ANOTHER TRICK! I'M A STRAIGHT UP ARCHITECT!" He shot up his hands.
Out of those massive hands came...
Huge metal blocks.
OKAY I HAVE A REASON TO BE WORRIED!
"THIS IS MY TRUE POWER MEGA MAN! THESE ARE MY SUPER ARMS!"
Guts Man heaved them both at Rock.
Despite their size, Guts Man's strength made them tear through the air.
Rock slid under those blocks, Firing his Mega buster. "EAT LASER TIN CAN!" WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP!
Guts Man put his hands together. Another block came forming out. Guts Man braced himself.
POOMP! POOMP! POOMP!
The block held! He was barley hurt at all.
"WHAT?" Rock was surprised. The blocks were for defense too?
A duo of crunches emitted behind Rock.
The two Guts Blocks had broken into chunks. And they bounced back right at Rock's vicinity.
WHOOSH! Guts Man thrwe the remaining portions of his Block Shield right at Rock, putting him in crossfire.
WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! Rock had to blast and weave his way out of harm.
WHHAPP! A chunk clocked Rock on the elbow.
"GAH!" He felt to a knee. MY GOD THAT HURT! ITS LIKE A HUGE WASP STING!
As Rock was bent over, he noticed a huge show looking over him.
Two arms swallowed Rock whole
OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS NO!
He tried to wiggle out, but Guts Man's grip and strength resulted in barley moving at all.
Guts Man rose slowly in the air. Rising to the ceiling, for Rock, it felt like a million miles to the floor again.
Guts Man turned upside down.
"THIS IS THE END FOR FOR YOU, MEGA MAN!"
Turning on his jets, Guts man skyrocketed down,
This is gonna hurt...
They fell through the first floor.
They fell though the second floor.
They hit the ground floor, and went through several feet of dirt before finally coming to a stop...
A huge hand climbed out of the crater. Guts Man stood up, reveling in his destruction. He turned back to Mega Man. His head was planted in the ground.
With one hand, Guts Man pulled him out of the ground. His helmet was littered with cracks.
"You still got anything to say, Mega Punk?"
"That's what I thought." Guts Man tossed Mega Man away.
"Now, to finish you off."
Guts Man put his hands in the ground.
Absorbing more metal for his blocks, Guts Man was preparing his ultimate attack: to crush Mega Man with a huge block.
"... Wat?" Guts man looked up, something was going on up there.
His Mets were being destroyed!
Flying back up, Guts Man, found that not only had his Mets been destroyed, but that damn dog was getting away with Cossack!
SON OF A BITCH! I FORGOT ABOUT THE DOG!
"YOU STAY PUT MUTT!"
Guts Man fired his metal blocks.
They were obliterated! It was the dogs laser cannon! I guess it is stronger than Mega Man's pea shooter.
Rush put Cossack over his back, blasted a door open and started running away.
Guts Man turned on his jets. With that dog having to be careful with Cossack in his condition, and his hidden speed no way they could escape him. Its time they learn that Guts Man can get a job done faster than they think!
Guts Man chased after Rush relentlessly. Through the halls and doors of the complex.
Guts Man felt proud of himself keeping pace with the dog. Its probably because of Cossack, but who cares! It shouldn't be long now...
Despite Rush's efforts, Guts Man was gaining on him! Getting closer, closer, closer,closercloser...
Guts Man jumped in the air.
He his the ground with a THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDD! The vibration rock the area. Rush sprawled over, also dumping Cossack.
"GOT YOU NOW SCOOBY!"
Guts Man grabbed Rush by the tail, and started whipping him around like it was a hammer throw competition.
Releasing him, he watched Rush sail into the wall. PAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG!
Rush crumbled against the wall.
Now to put you down for good!
Guts Man put his hands to the ground again for more blocks...
He felt himself get bigger, and BIGGER,
he had done all by himself what it took the whole Robot Master team to do, take down Mega Man and Rush.
he was Guts Man the powerful.
Guts Man the warrior.
Guts Man the mighty.
Guts Man the CONQUEROR.
GUTS MAN THE INVINCIBLE!
GUTS MAN THE -
Guts Man swung his head around.
It was Mega Man, completely fired up from seeing what happened to Rush.
"NEVER HURT MY DOG EVER AGAIN!
WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP! WHEEP!