Chapter 2: America's late night texting Squad
3 a.m. Eastern standard time
Ernest : Robert r u awake?
Robert: yeah I’m up, can’t sleep
Earnest: me too, I have a test tomorrow but my body is refusing to it asleep
Robert: yeah it’s a shame we have to live so far away
Ernest: I have never seen your face before, face reveal party at three freaking in the morning?
Robert: sure, I’ll do mine first
( insert picture of Robert Walton because I’m lazy and I don’t like going out to the gallery)
Ernest: okay my turn
( insert picture of earnest)
Robert: now I know what you look like so I can pick you up for school tomorrow so we can get boba!
Earnest: YAY
Robert: look for the blue Mercedes with a pirate sticker on it if you can’t find it I’ll be waiting out for you in front of the school
earnest: okay
~ Professor Waldman has joined the chat~
~ Professor James has joined the chat~
Robert: who gave Professor James access to this chat
earnest: I don’t know how they found access to this chat
Professor James: so this is why you’ve been falling asleep in class lately Robert!
Professor Waldman: and this is why you’ve been doing poorly in your classes I expected more from you
Ernest: how did u find us?!
Waldman: I confiscated your phone a couple days ago and I saw a message from Robert he said, are you ready for our late night ritual that we’ve been planning on for 2 weeks
Robert: why are you taking adults phones?! I’ll get you out of there earnest, it’ll be you and me
Professor James: I don’t think so, because you’re going to Twilight!
Ernest: that’s it! I’m going to get you out of there Robert and none of these stupid teachers are going to be holding me back from you
~ Professor James was banned from the chat~
Professor Waldman: who did that
~ Professor Waldman was banned from the chat~
Robert: that was a close one
Earnest: yeah
Robert; I’ll text you tomorrow now that the professor’s know that I’m awake they’re probably going to come knocking on my door
Earnest: lol same here
