Here I am - back at school. Everyone told me that the fifth year of Hogwarts is hard. I don’t care, as long as there are girls. Pansy is going to freak out when she hears about my toad’s death. She usually doesn’t care, but she liked my now dead toad. Idgaf about her. We’ve slept together once last year, and it was awesome. She is one of at least 10 girls I’ve screwed. They bring me joy and excitement, but for one night only.
I entered the Great Hall and saw a bunch of new students. I took a seat next to Draco. We were both Slytherins. Pansy managed to seat next to me. I think she likes me.
Our headmaster, Dumbledore, started a sorting ceremony. I didn’t care about it either. In a couple of minutes, all students were sorted. Then, the door opened and a girl entered the Great Hall. I have never seen her before. Her hair was wavy, eyes hazel and she didn’t have a tie so I couldn’t see in which house she is.
“I’m so sorry I’m late. Please, forgive me.“, she said.
“Dear, you must be Mrs Laughty. Please, come here and put on the sorting hat. Let’s see where do you belong. at”, Professor McGonagall said to her.
She was older, I swear. Maybe my age. Also, an unusual last name. She must be from a different school. Everyone stared at her.
Finally, the sorting hat spoke: “What do we have here? I see...very intelligent and witty, ambitious too, but also caring and dear. This is a tough one. Hmm, I know...RAVENCLAW.”
Everyone cheered for her. A bunch of idiots. Who really gives a shit about it. When I looked better, I noticed she’s hot. Well, well, well, maybe she is a real deal. I’ll get her.