"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS" Iwaizumi yelled as Oikawa threw a banana in his direction. Kunimi laughed at the two while kindaichi recorded them playing mario kart. Iwaizumi started to get frustrated—He began to smash down on the buttons, desperately trying to win the video game.
"Aye aye don't break my controller bro" Matsukawa voiced in a worried tone. Oikawa smirked as he dropped another banana on the track. Iwaizumi dropped the remote from his hand, and began to stomp over to oikawa as he rolled up his sleeves. Kunimi pulled out his phone—Him and Hanamaki laughing all over the place while kindaichi shook his head.
"Woah it's not my fault you suck in mario kart"
"I'LL SHOW YOU WHO SUCKS-" He raised his fist to swing but was interrupted by a cellphone ringing—making all of the boys pause what they were doing and look around for the direction of the sound. "oh it's mine" matsukawa pulled out his phone "it's y/n"
"Put it on speaker I wanna say hi" Kunimi spoke up while the other boys nodded in agreement. "Alright" he answered the phone, shushing the boys as he put it on speaker.
"Yo y/n what's up"
The boys were about to speak up until they heard a moan on the other side of the phone. They all froze and their mouths gaped at the device. "oh fuck~ matsu i need help" She whined into the phone—them all hearing her clearly now.
Oikawa quickly stood up from his seat, pushing Iwaizumi out of the way as he took the phone from matsukawa, turning the volume all the way up.
He stood up at snatched his phone back, clearing his throat "Uhh- help with what exactly?" he sat back down leaning back. she huffed—they could hear her moving in the background before she started to speak again.
"You know what i'm talking about, send me some more of that hardcore porn stuff "
Iwaizumi jaw dropped lower, Kunimi and kindaichi eyes were practically bulging out of their skulls while hanamaki was covering his mouth, trying to silence his laughs. Oikawa on the other hand was quite interested in the conversation.
'She watches porn?' Oikawa mouthed to Matsukawa, he nodded his head and held up a finger before answering her again. "Any specific type?" he questioned —grabbing his laptop from the other side of him. "I don't know just anything that will make me cum" she started
"I've been trying for like 30 minutes but still nothing. i think my clit is broken"
She ranted into the phone—completely oblivious to the fact that other people could hear their conversation. "This is enough" Iwaizumi said marching over to him, snatching the phone. "Hey y/n" there was a brief pause before she answered.
"Uh hey iwa what's going on?" She asked—confusion lacing her tone. he sighed "You're on speaker"
"You're on speaker y/n. the team is here and everyone heard you" the boys looked at him like he was crazy—There was a moment of silence before a high pitched scream was heard and the phone abruptly hung up. Iwaizumi tossed the phone back to Matsukawa before sitting down. They all sat in silence, processing what just happened.
"So what was that about" kunimi hesitantly asked. "Basically I send her porn to get off too when she's feeling stuck" Mastukawa shrugged his shoulders as he continued browsing different pornography sites to send the girl.
"You send your best friend porn?" Hanaka asked
He looked up at them to see all eyes were on him with amazement and horror on their faces. "Y'all don't send y'all best friends porn recommendations?"
Oikawa looked at Iwaizumi before folding his arms. "Iwa doesn't recommend me any porn" he pouted. "Nor will i ever. Plus why do you even need porn? You fuck atleast 6 girls a week" Oikawa gasped at his best friend. "I do not" He turned his head denying Iwaizumi's words.
"Yeah you do" Kindaichi spoke up "You've fucked atleast half of the girls in school" Kunimi added on while Hanamaki nodded his head in agreement.
"Isn't y/n a virgin" He thought out loud to himself, catching the attention of the other boys. "Oh no you don't. you will not taint my best friend with that community dick" matsukawa said pointing his finger at oikawa.
Oikawa was about to respond back until the doorbell rang. "FINALLY I thought they would be gone forever" Iwaizumi stood up to go answer the door. A few seconds later Yahaba and Watari walked in—holding pizza and some drinks.
"So what happened while we were gone?" Yahaba asked, setting the food down on the table.
"Well we found out that Matsukawa sends porn to Y/n" Kunimi said as he opened the box and grabbed a slice. Yahaba and Watari paused—staring at all the boys with their mouths slightly open.
They exchanged worried looks before shaking their heads ignoring what Kunimi said. "Oikawa you've been pretty quiet over there" Mastukawa looked over the couch at him.
"He's probably thinking about adding Y/n to the list of unfortunate hook ups" Iwaizumi scoffed as he poured himself a drink.
"I would hope not. right oikawa?" Yahaba questioned him.
"Hmm" he lifted his eyes to see them staring at him waiting for an answer. He shrugged his shoulders—slightly smirking as they all groaned. "Dude please she's our manager" Kindaichi pleaded with him. "That doesn't mean anything, he has no shame" Hanamaki spoke as he bit into a slice of pizza.
"Shittykawa don't sleep with her." Iwaizumi said with a serious look on his face.
Oikawa laughed before holding his hands up in surrender. "I'm not don't worry" He reassured them.
'atleast not right now'